Jude Law’s baby mama wants $200,000 for baby pictures and tell-all

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Yesterday Celebitchy reported that Jude Law’s soon-to-be baby mama Samantha Burke was shopping around baby pictures and an interview all about her relationship with Jude. Supposedly she’s looking for somewhere in the neighborhood of $200,000 for everything. It’s ridiculous, but not impossible. Celebrity baby photos can go for a lot of cash, and clearly Samantha Burke has a good story to go along with her baby. And everyone enjoys classic Jude Law baby mama drama right?

None of the talk seems to be getting to Samantha much. She was photographed out yesterday in Pensacola shopping , drinking coffee, and even changing outfits halfway through the day.

“Samantha Burke shops in Pensacola, Florida on September 16th 2009. Ms. Burke is due to give birth in three weeks to the child of actor Jude Law. Her publicist is offering a tell all story to news organizations and wants $200,000 for Samantha to dish the dirt on her romance with Jude Law, heavily made up as she exits a Pensacola store sipping a latte, it looks like Ms. Burke is gearing up for the attention.”

[From Fame]

Since Burke isn’t exactly famous in her own right, it’s hard to get many pictures of her. She’s sort of this giant question mark to me, so whenever I run across new photos I can’t help but examine her closely, trying to figure her out. Unfortunately they don’t really tell me much about her personality or her motivations, so about all I can say is she has gorgeous hair. Considering she’s already trying to get cash for her kid, I won’t be surprised if we see a lot more of her in the future. The paparazzi know how to chase celebs, but celebs (and wanna be celebs) know how to chase paparazzi too. Or how to let themselves get caught “out and about” more often than necessary. Samantha hasn’t done much of that so far, but something about her shopping around the baby photos tells me she will.

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  1. Prissa says:

    Changed outfits and added more makeup. Hmmm. She must have realized she was being photographed.

  2. I live in Pensacola, so it’s interesting to hear all the news and look at these pictures to see how we are coming across aside from murders and hurricanes. Celebrity baby mama drama is a nice, fluffy change of pace, frankly.
    And now I know there is a big sale going on at Kohl’s.

  3. Enonymous says:

    Has anyone notice that whenever someone gets slightly famous for the most random things (eg. Octomom) and start being photographed, thats when they start heading to Starbucks and go through the typical routine of that of a genuine famous person, a Frappuccino in one hand and shopping bags on the other while wearing big sunglasses and pretending that they do not want to be photographed or botherd by the paparazzi. It is so pretension of them.

  4. minx says:

    She is a pretty girl but quite big boned and she’s gained a lot of weight through the pregnancy. It’s going to be hard for her to get back to modeling. I’m sure the baby will be gorgeous and hope that Jude takes interest in her upbringing, not just provides a monthly check via his accountant.

  5. Niamh says:

    This is the type of woman who will bring baby home from hospital in a “Daddy’s little girl” t-shirt even though the daddy is not in the picture. Poor kid is going to be used for the rest of her life.

  6. hatsumomo says:

    I noticed that too! Why do so many people carry around a cup of Starbucks? Do you buy a skinny celeb will get a frapp knowing they are 2,000 calories a pop? No wonder this chick will be as huge as a house (thanks Wintour) and prolly start a drug/binge diet to get rid of the baby weight. I’ll take a small house coffee black thanks….

  7. icky says:

    lol..she is shopping at kohl’s – who in the hell is this woman? And why is she famouse other than for having a one night stand? And I don’t want to read a tell all about her sexing jude law- I’m sure he is kind of a lightweight downstairs

  8. Gistine says:

    All the make-up in the world cannot hide slut.

    Also, did she swallow a linebacker? Bitch is huge!

  9. Sol says:

    Sad to be “famous” only because you caught pregnant from a true famous person.
    Im so sorry for Jude’s previous kids ,they seemed so happy on vacations with mom Sadie and jude before all this happened .This new baby also will have a sad life he will always be known as the child whose “mother caught pregnant on purpose” the unloved ,unwanted one.
    If i were this woman i would feel ashamed.She has the goldigger title and doesn’t seem ashamed at all.

  10. Melanie says:

    She looks like Debra Messing.

  11. DD says:

    What famewh*re started this nasty trend of selling celebrity baby photos in the first place? They need to be smacked.

  12. redred2 says:

    This is what Jude gets for not covering his little prick. This woman is nothing but a gold digger. She really hit the jackpot for only a few months work of screwing him. She is selling this poor kid left & right. She has so much ridding on this kid being her meal ticket. In fact , she has too much finacial hope ridding on a kid that has not been born yet. I hope Jude has a brain in his top head & gets himself a DNA test.

  13. redred2 says:

    She changed clothes because she is in with the pap who took the picture. If they are photographed in diff. clothes, they can sell more pictures than being in the samr clothes. I really hope this baby turns out not to be Judes just so this bitch will be crushed that she doesn’t have a meal ticket. 🙂

  14. sheryl says:

    I heard a song on the radio today…don’t know the singer or the song but the guy said “Gentleman don’t tell what goes on in a woman’s bed”…and that’s true, you never hear of men doing “tell alls” about their sex with women…but it’s a true slutty bitch who willingly participates in recreational sex and then turns around and tells the world about it. Fun, no strings sex is not a bad thing, people do it from time to time, it doesn’t mean they’re manwhores or sluts…but this little piece of twat wants to put the victim spin on it and make like Jude “ran out on her”…uh, hello, sister, there was nothing to run out on…he didn’t promise you anything, nor did he have to. If you want promises, you get those before jumping between the sheets or bending over the dining table…and the promises don’t come instantly, either, which means the sex won’t be happening for a while. You don’t get commitment after a week. But if you just want the fun sex, you have the fun sex, shake hands, and move on like any other healthy-minded individuals. I suspect, though, that you didn’t really expect a promise at the time, that this is just your little spin to juice up your profile a bit in your little fame-game ploy now that you lucked up and found yourself with child. Well, goodluck, sister, because you’re going to end up on the laughable Z-list and if you think that’s going to give you any kind of respectable career, than somebody’s yanking your chain. Be careful, because somebody might be looking to make a buck at YOUR expense. Karma has its way. It’ll also bite you for betraying your child so selfishly. Think of your child in 15 years knowing that you talked to the world about your encounter with her father, the man that has promised to support her and who she might be able to have a relationship with…that is, if you don’t jack him around about that, too. And just exactly what can you share about it? It can’t be much different than other short-term relationships. You are such a selfish bitch and women like you make me sick.

  15. sheryl says:

    Redred, I wish it would turn out to not be his, too. Shut her sorry ass down.

  16. mila says:

    I don’t know why some people are so surprised that she’s gained some weight. She’s pregnant, for God’s sake!

  17. DeeDee says:

    And NO WAY is she 24.

  18. gg says:

    She’s a stupid cow for making him pay for her sluttiness. I’m no big fan of Jude, but as sheryl said, you had your fun – why are you trying to make it into more? Also, 200k is pretty low cash for a celeb baby pic, which stands to reason because this bish is really low rent. She’s beach trash.

  19. sheryl says:

    Hey, I know, Jude should turn around and do a “tell all” interview about HER stupid ass! Come on, Jude! Break your silence, man! Give us the dirt on her!

  20. eternalcanadian says:

    wow, i couldn’t help but notice how chunky her legs are. i know women gain weight when they’re pregnant, but dang, she must have gained like 100 pounds to have chunky legs like that.

    real classy of her to pimp out the baby for money. i think she deliberately got pregnant coz if someone accidentally gets pregnant, they wouldn’t go around saying “gimme money and you’ll get a pic”. or am i wrong?

    poor jude, maybe he’ll seriously consider getting a vasectomy and also start using condoms as ick, all the stds flying around.

  21. MGD says:

    And I guess she wants an acting career!
    Does she also sing? She took a page from Oksana’s book “How to be a golddiger”.
    These women are like leaches, just trying to cash in. And these guys (Jude and Mel) are really dumb.

  22. TwinkleToes says:

    I want too. I want, I want, we all want. Ram it!

  23. DeeDee says:

    Hey, why did I get deleted?

    She looks like trailer trash straight out of the south, with the mumu and the flip flops. What a joke. Gold digging fame ho. Selling her unborn child is about as low as you can go. I agree-you’re z-list, honey!! Kiss that modeling career good-bye!

  24. Nikki says:

    Perhaps she could hook up with Larry Birkhead, he sells pictures of his child with Anna Nicole and could give Samantha free advice.

  25. Nev says:

    I never thought much of Jude and that nanny thing didn’t help but this chick is pathetic.
    I believe there is nothing for Jude to tell because he don’t remember her at all. I think she was a cheap one night stand.
    How do we know he didn’t wear a condom? I wouldn’t put it pass this slut to put a hole in it.
    Funny how she can walk around acting so proud like she achieved some major goal. I really think the gold digging slut did this on purpose.
    Now she can live off child support for the next 18 years. Wow that’s some major achievement there.

  26. lilred says:

    geez, it was a one night stand what will her tell-all be a pamphlet? Not enought there for a whole book.

  27. Pole says:

    I feel sorry for the kid. Ms. Burke is obviously a golddigger and to me she seems rather trashy too. I wonder if she’s thinking one bit about the fact that she’s selling out the father of her baby. Stupid cow.

  28. Squirtle says:

    She’s not even that pretty and she hooked up with Jude Law! That really gives me hope *sigh*

  29. gg says:

    She’s not very good with eyemakeup either. scary.

  30. Pole says:

    @Squirtle: He, he – me too.

  31. Ali says:

    wow. if i were to try to use my unborn child to make some easy money i would probably try to take care of it by NOT sucking down a caffeinated drink that can double the chance of a miscarriage. but sounds like she is a pretty shallow, dumb bitch, so don’t expect her to bother to learn anything about prenatal care. yeah, i know there is a chance it is decaffeinated but…
    i hate when people pimp their kids out so they don’t have to get a job!

  32. Catharsis says:

    Jude Law is a douche bag. She is a moron, but smart enough to capitalize on his dumb a—.

  33. Patrice says:

    You’ve GOT to be kidding me! What’s to tell? They ADMITTEDLY both knew each other (and had unprotected sex) for a week. That’s it kids, no more to this story. What’s she going to do? Write a how-to book for young future goldiggers about how to be a dirty slut who risks her health (STD’s folks) in a desperate attempt to get some recognition and cash? Please, someone send her and Jude Law to a remote island far away so they can alone endure each other for the next 18 years. It would be a fitting punishment that they both deserve.

  34. Patrice says:

    Sheryl: Said beautifully! Makes me ashamed to be the same gender actually. But you forgot to mention one thing: Sure, you can have your “fun” (not my way, but to each their own I suppose), but be safe about it! If Jude had thought about the children he already has before he jumped between this girl’s legs then he could have avoided being in this terrible situation entitrely.

  35. sheryl says:

    Patrice, there is no reason that Jude or Samantha deserve punishment, my god! What people do in the privacy of their own lives is their business, as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else. And if you think this is “hurtful” to his kids, let me ask you…since he and Sadie are divorced, like half the world is, and if he got married to Samantha and they had a child, and then divorced 2 years later, as some people do, how could this situation be that much different? They would still have a half sibling either way. And chances are that half sibling could still end up living thousands of miles away, as sometimes happens. Jude’s 3 biological kids have an older half sibling from Sadie’s first marriage with Gary Kemp, who she cheated on when Finley was a baby, and Finley and the other kids were all fortunate to live in the same city and household because they had the same mother. But when a father has children from different mothers, they don’t always get the benefit of having their kids around. Which is sad. But you say they “admittedly” had unprotected sex? Where did you read that? Because the only thing I read that possibly came out of either of their mouths was a secondhand comment saying Samantha said the condom broke. You’re either being presumptuous or simply repeating gossip as truth.
    Anyway, I’m certainly glad that we don’t get banished to desert islands in judgment from complete strangers who don’t know jack-squat about us and our lives. I personally like where I live…how about you? Myself, I would reserve such passionate judgment for pedophiles and abusers of children and the elderly.

  36. sheryl says:

    As for the “fun sex,” Cameron Diaz said in an interview with In Style magazine last year that she loves sex. And since she’s not always dating someone, I would suppose that some of it’s recreational. Not everybody has the “traditional” attitude about it, and it doesn’t mean they are wrong. It just means they want some no-strings-attached fun sometimes, and as long as both parties are consenting and nobody is being led on, more power to them.