“Marion Cotillard’s Chanel ensemble was objectively terrible, you guys” links

Marion Cotillard poses at the Photocall for Annettee during the 74th Cannes International Film Festival on Tuesday 6 July 2021

Marion Cotillard wore Chanel bike shorts to the Cannes photocall of Annette yesterday. I know people are yas-girling this look but it’s hideous!! [Go Fug Yourself]
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"Annette" Photocall - The 74th Annual Cannes Film Festival

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  2. Robyn says:

    A stiletto instead of whatever *those* are would have made it 6-11% better.

  3. LightPurple says:

    I don’t like the pieces together. The bike shorts. I don’t like the bike shorts.

    • EnormousCoat says:

      We need to stop with the bike shorts! My mother wore them during my childhood, often with a smiley face ‘are we having fun yet’ half shirt & I still haven’t properly recovered from that. And besides my personal objections, they just don’t look good imo. Like aesthetically I just don’t get it.

    • Liz version 700 says:

      Agree. Bike shorts are so trying to be a thing right now and my stretchy comfy clothes are laughing at them. They are not meant for dressing up period.

    • TheRickestRick says:

      Thank you!! I hate bike shorts as “fashion” !! I alreasy wear them to mountain bike all the time , why on earth would I want that for “fashion” as well?

    • Dunno says:

      She has the figure for it, the colors look great on her as well. I like everything. Except the logo part of the shirt – ruins the whole punk rock vibe.

    • Nikki* says:

      I wish I could wear bike shorts. My thighs in bike shorts look like those refrigerated roll packages you slam against the counter and they bust wide open at the seam. Startling.

  4. Eurydice says:

    At first I thought the top was cute. Closer inspection – stiff fabric, Chanel letters all over it – no, it can go into the dumpster along with the shorts and shoes.

  5. nutella toast says:

    Stop trying to make bicycle shorts happen people. If she doesn’t look good in them, no one does. Geesh this is a terrible look.

    • Liz version 700 says:

      👏👏👏👏👏 she looks choppy in the bike shorts. I would look like my outfit exploded and my Spanx were all that survived. No one looks good in bike shorts except at the gym or on a bike.

    • North of Boston says:

      Yes, exactly!

      The top 2/3s of that outfit would look SO much better if that were a short skirt instead.

      And those shoes? They would not look good with any outfit, and there is not any mod you could make to improve them, aside from throwing them out and going barefoot. (Though I don’t think Cannes allows women to do that so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

  6. Polly says:

    I know celebrities get paid a lot to have contracts with big fashion houses but sometimes when I see outfits like this, I wonder if it’s worth it.

  7. DS9 says:

    Peter Bing sounds like a petty little shit. 300mil is plenty to spread around.

    • h-barista says:

      Whatever Peter Jr.’s problems were, it’s clear now that Dr. Peter Bing is worse.

      Nice way to demonstrate your character and generate sympathy for what your suicidal son had to grow up with.

    • lucy2 says:

      It’s a little confusing – I guess there’s a family trust that somewhere specifies “grandchildren” are to inherit something, but he’s managed to get them excluded from that?
      I guess Stephen didn’t have his own money or will, it must have all been family money.

  8. Robin says:

    Ouch. Marion, that’s a mistake.

  9. tealily says:

    She’s so impossibly pretty and she’s always dressing like this. It’s sad.

  10. Darla says:

    Those look exactly like my Nike bike shorts, so I don’t know why anyone would buy Chanel bike shorts. I actually love them and love the top, and would totally wear those. The shoes kill everything though. The shoes are beyond awful with that.

  11. Lady Luna says:

    Is this a Tour de France outfit?

  12. Lola says:

    Because of the links between gofugyourself, celeb itchy and Lainey gossip I go between the 3 websites (yes I need a life). Any time lainey says she likes a weird outfit and has a link to GFY, I know immediately I’m going to hate the outfit. Same happened with this Marion Cotillard link!

    • schmootc says:

      Me too! My taste and hers have absolutely nothing in common. Every time I click I wonder how bad it’s going to be.

    • Normades says:

      Lol. I’m usually pretty in line with Lainey’s likes but to each their own.

  13. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    Omg those shoes!!!🤣😭 They look kinda like when I come home, kick of my shoes and slouch whatever I had on down around my ankles. Slouchy, upscale socks.

  14. Silent Star says:

    She appears to be having a Princess Charlene style moment.

  15. Reece says:

    I was ok with the shirt until I realized that it has a neck tie.
    No, just no. Scrap it and start over.

  16. Rose says:

    I love bike shorts, but I wouldn’t wear them to a carpet event.

    I like how they don’t bunch up in my lady bits🤷‍♀️

  17. Miranda says:

    See, I think the problem is that Marion went too far, but didn’t go too far ENOUGH. As it stands, her outfit is just tacky as hell. But if she’d added a bum-bag? Now THAT would earn her a “yassssss!” from me. That’s the kind of sublime IDGAF-titude that I could get behind.

  18. Holland S says:

    At least she was the most comfortable person at the event? I’m trying to be charitable. I was prepared to defend her, but this is just…no thank you.

  19. Mina_Esq says:

    Great top that would look amazing with a pencil skirt. The most offensive thing about those bike shorts is probably their price…otherwise, I’m not above wearing bike shorts if they make a true return to fashion. Im trying to picture the type of outfit that would go well with those shoes, and Ive got nothing.

  20. SomeChick says:

    this is a worse look than “possibly dating Brad Pitt”

  21. SusanRagain says:

    Geez! They must have paid her to wear that ugly mess.
    I look better going to my local store in sweats.

  22. Lex says:

    Marion is a (Kibbe) soft classic. She needs fitted symmetry with some added softness, not whatever this monstrosity is

  23. Lolo says:

    Aha, I LOVE THIS LOOK. Send me to fashion jail.

  24. Giddy says:

    She is so impossibly gorgeous that it would seem difficult to make her look bad. But Chanel achieved that dubious distinction with this outfit. It reminds me of a rhyme that my students used to say : “ U, G, L, Y, You ain’t got no alibi! You ugly!”