Here’s Lindsay Lohan attending the Vogue Magazine party in Paris. I don’t know what to make of this mess. First, what’s working: I love the pants. The pants are lovely. I have a very similar pair of wide-leg pants that I wore the hell out of a few years ago. Sigh. Those pants were awesome, I should try to find those bad boys. Now, what’s not working: Lindsay’s face, her hair, her eyebrows, her expression, the navel-grazing halter, her scarred, burned, and cut up forearms and her cracked-out plastic surgery/injections. Basically everything above her waist is not working. I’m not sure about the sequined wrap/bolero thing either. It might work on somebody whose face wasn’t so jacked.
Lindsay’s been in Paris for most of the week, going to shows and… you know, being a crackhead. The usual. Oh, by the way, her little sister Ali is in Paris with her. You know, because Ali is home-schooled. Gah! Anyway, there have been a couple of interesting developments with Lindsay’s crack tweets. As many of you know, Lindsay’s crack tweets are epic, and the more asinine ones usually get taken down after she’s sobered up, usually with an excuse of being “hacked”. Her Twitter account was sevinnyne6126, a reference to both her fake tan line and her cracked-out leggings line. But a few days ago she changed it to LINDSAYLOHAN, I guess to be more like caps-lock Kanye, maybe? Or maybe she was tired of being “hacked”. She also recently updated her Myspace account from Paris – and she reminds us that she’s missing her “other half”. Which I suppose is either Samantha Ronson or her beloved crack pipe:
I’m sorry that I haven’t written anyone here on Myspace in a bit, I’ve been traveling A LOT and pretty much out of the loop in terms of most thing, aside from FASHION and the collection I’ve been designing with Estrella Archs (who is so wonderful!!!)
I’m in Paris, I love it here, missing my other half obviously! But, work is work!
Gotta run off to work now…
[From Lindsay’s Myspace via X17]
Lindsay is referencing her “job” as creative consultant to Ungaro. She also tweeted (on her new account) about her Ungaro gig: “I just saw my office at Emanuel Ungaro en Paris! It’s so pretty! I was shocked&so happy I cried!!! A dream come true!” Oh, for f-ck’s sake. We were supposed to stop encouraging her!
In one last piece of Lohan-related news, Project Runway’s silver fox Tim Gunn was recently asked by New York Magazine about Lindsay’s “job” with Ungaro. Before you could say “bitch, please”, Tim “cracked” a hilarious joke: “It’s got to be a publicity stunt! Or a crack-smoking board of directors?” HA!
Photo credit: INFPhoto.com
Her appearance the last couple of weeks has taken the snark right out of me.
Just tragic…………….
She can’t close her mouth properly anymore from all the injections and that makes me sad. 🙁
What has she done to herself?! She’s allegedly(!) 23 years young!
Is the trout pout and what looks like a botoxed face to try and disguise the drug addled face…
not sure which is better..
Haha, oh Tim Gunn, you always make me smile. <3
And Lindsey has that full-lipped “just got done blowing a guy in the limo” look about her. Plus the crack-addict skinny arms. What an abysmal mess. She can’t die fast enough.
Lindsay Lohan really needs to stop with the lip injections, it is just too obvious to be attractive, her lips are look wonky and uneven. If she wants to do it right then she should give Megan Fox a call, at least hers look a little more natural and believable.
She’s resembling one of the Disney witches… haven’t pegged it yet.
“Gotta run off to work now…”. This is work? Does she have a health option?
I actually really like her wrap, everything else is a hot mess…
Her lips are just way too big. She looks awful. Ugh!!
GatsbyGal, I believe you’re so right. She does look like she just got done blowing a guy in the limo”
Looks like she’s done cheek injections too? She looks like she is from Zombieland or preparing herself for a Haloween costume.
Yeah, I was wondering about cheek injections, too. Dang, what a mess. She was so beautiful once, a long time ago. Red hair, pale skin and normal lips look better on her. She needs to decrackify herself before it is too late.
A little bit of matrixing going on here Kaiser? I looked at all the pictures and I can’t see any scars or burns on her forearms. Her lips look dreadful.
Crash – INF had a close-up of her arm, and trust me, it’s not pretty. She’s got cuts and burns all up and down her forearms. The flash blows it out in these pics.
My God, she looks old enough to be her own mother. She looks OLDER than her own mother! Apparently, she’d not using her own fake tan line, because her face looks like an old leather handbag. She’s the same age as me, but I can pass for 16, whereas she could pass for 60. Why doesn’t she just move to a retirement community in Florida, already?
She has a peanut allergy.
Kaiser – tried looking on INF for those pics and couldn’t find ’em. Did they take them down?
Oh lordy. Looks like she went a little crazy with the botox. You can tell she had it done on her forehead too. See how one eye is up and the other isn’t. Typical Botox effects. My sister in law is a botox fanatic and you can always tell when she gets it done because it looks like one eye is looking one way and the eye another way because all the muscles are frozen.
It’s kind of sad, I can see how she could be so pretty.
Gatsby – Oh, they did take them down! I saw them last night, but INF must have taken them down this morning.
I wonder if there were complaints?
*contemplating conspiracy*
WTF is going on with her lips? Is she trying to compete with Lisa Rinna now?? GF is only 23, she needs to stop messing with her face!
Hold the phone!! Who is ‘home schooling’ Ali? Please don’t tell me it is one of her messed up parents. I pray they had enough sense to hire someone.
Suckin on a warhead. They can be quite sour.
I’ve seen that lip thing before. Luckily, if epinephrine is given soon enough it prevents full-on anaphylaxis. Then the person just needs to stay away from seafood or bees or nuts or WHATEVER IS TRYING TO KILL THEM.
I don’t know if there is a treatment for self-inflicted allergic reactions.
Link to pic of her arms.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1061240/Lindsay-Lohan-drugs-binge-drinking-self-harming-claims-explosive-new-report.html
She’ll be dead before she is thirty.
“Lindsay’s been in Paris for most of the week, going to shows and… you know, being a crackhead. The usual. ”
LMFAO!!! could not comment better!
LL, thanks for the link, and although those aren’t recent pics, no doubt she’s fully capable of returning to that behavior. Just look at her eyes in these photos – she’s totally wasted. What the hell could be so wrong in her 23 years on this earth that it needs to be constantly obliterated by drugs?? I don’t get it. Phhfftt
what i don’t get is how she manages to afford the things she has. i honestly would have expected her to run out of money by now. samantha must be very generous.
She looks like Shauna Sand. Who apparently also goes down quite well in France.
That was a pun.
Lindsay’s upper lip is soooo overblown. She really doesn’t need this ridiculous look. Her blonde hair is also not good. Dark red suits her better.