I truly thought this was a joke at first, but no, this is Donald Trump’s actual Christmas card, which he sent out to supporters and the media. I cannot stop laughing. First of all, Trump himself is an optical illusion in his tuxedo – just look at the white part of the image and tell me what you see. Balls and a shaft, right? And then the white Santa and reindeer spurting out of the top of Donald Trump’s head is… evocative, let’s say that.
The “ornaments” are pretty bonkers too. Barron isn’t included, because I guess Trump forgets about his youngest son. Ivanka’s “ornament” is placed before Melania’s ornament, almost like Trump forgets which one is his wife. Ivanka’s photo is a glamour shot, and Don Jr.’s is some selfie he posted on Instagram. It’s so… bad.
Then there’s the fact that he’s still using the presidential seal, and claiming that the card is being sent from “The Winter White House.” Meaning, Mar-A-Lago. During the actual Trump administration, Trumpers tried to make “the Winter White House” into a thing but no one was buying it. It makes even less sense now that Trump is out of office, in disgrace, and looking like an optical illusion bajingo.
Update: it’s fake! It was so hard to tell because it was exactly the kind of thing he would do.
Some anti-Trump accounts are sharing a fake Trump Christmas card and explicitly insisting it’s real. pic.twitter.com/dMar3Yyv6b
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) December 6, 2021
Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.
I’m sure someone designing this card was trolling him.
They had to be, right?!!!
the dong tuxedo, the scowl on his face (they couldn’t find ONE smiling pic to use?!), the fact that Ivanka comes before Melania, no Barron…it’s all just so terrible, and so…yeah, Imma use that word…SAD!
Excellent content right here.
This is tackier, funnier and more embarrassing than could imagine.
The Nativity is a gloomy afterthought in the shadows.
His supporters will eat this up.
Should have put them in a cage
It’s like the Nativity was a afterthought in this dystopian, black hellscape and he’s god and the (phallic) light of the world.
The War on Chreeeesmas (say it like Melanie would).
He’s God and his jizz created the Holy Family. And then also the star of Bethlehem, because sure, why not?
Also, what is going on behind Mary and Joseph? It looks like they have some random sticks coming out of the bodies. Like they’re scarecrow people.
Actually… I believe her name is pronounced and spelled Moronia.
{🤯}
They didn’t forget Barron. At Thanksgiving, Barron & Tiffany were forced into a cage match to determine which of them would get the coveted last ornament. Barron is tall, but Tiff is scrappy & more accustomed to fighting for acknowledgment.
LMAO at that visual.
Barron was probably happy to not be associated with 45.
I’d be willing to bet he either hates 45 or is indifferent toward him, but I can just about guarantee he has NO relationship with him.
BWAHAHAHAHA. You win.
I’ve seen 10 year olds make better Christmas cards. This looks like someone opened photoshop for the first time in their life and weren’t allowed to google how to use it.
Not photoshop. It looks like it’s done in paint
Worse than Paint….Gimp.
WTF!? WTF!? WTF!? This can’t be for real. So much going on here.
And where is Baron? Did he forget that he had another child?!
And that’s the best photo that they could get of him? Wow, Merry Fu***** Christmas.
The “Winter Whitehouse”. Fuuuuuuu**. The continued delusion is unbearable.
The actual White House should file a cease and desist
Yes! Why do we continue to allow this nonsense from this guy.
Not that it will stick to him but…
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/713
(a)Whoever knowingly displays any printed or other likeness of the great seal of the United States, or of the seals of the President or the Vice President of the United States, or the seal of the United States Senate, or the seal of the United States House of Representatives, or the seal of the United States Congress, or any facsimile thereof, in, or in connection with, any advertisement, poster, circular, book, pamphlet, or other publication, public meeting, play, motion picture, telecast, or other production, or on any building, monument, or stationery, for the purpose of conveying, or in a manner reasonably calculated to convey, a false impression of sponsorship or approval by the Government of the United States or by any department, agency, or instrumentality thereof, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
Joe Biden has to blur the presidential seal when he posts clips of himself speaking behind the presidential podium on his personal social media pages. That’s how regulated it is.
This CANNOT be real. No f’ing way! Who approved this?
There’s no way it’s real. I’ve been all over the net and can’t find anything on it except for here and on Reddit. This was photoshopped. I mean it’s hilarious yes, but it for sure is fake.
Ohhhh my goddddd! EWWWW.
this.is. amazing. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA
Trump looks like he’s been hiding out at Madame Tussaud’s! There! I said it! Someone had to!!?
This was all over Twitter this morning and I commented a few times on how this has to be a photoshopped joke. This has to be a joke. But I guess it is not? Egads, this is awful.
I didn’t notice the reindeer part coming out of his d*ck head until you mentioned it. Wow. If this is a real card, I want to take the troll who did this out to dinner. Well played, graphic designer. One giant d*ck.
Did they not have a photo to use where he was smiling? Does he not smile for photos?……is he Orange Spice?
He wants to appear like a tough bad ass for the MAGATS.
Orange Spice!!! 🤣
In all fairness, his “smile” looks more like a pained, skeletal (as skeletal as his 260 pound hoss frame** can look) grimace, and is startling and off-putting at best.
Before you @ me, for talking about his weight, I’m not thin, but he’s a disgusting lardass and I will make fun of his appearance because he actively chooses to look that way by eating trash and refusing to move.
Also, I can’t believe that this orange dumpster fire gets to call himself President for the rest of his life. I almost vomited thinking about it.
Are we sure this is real? We’re you guys able to verify this ?
This….. cannot be real.
Alternatively, the person who designed this hates Trump. Ooh, alternative theory – this was designed by Barron. Because he hates this dad and this is the type of humour that appeals to his age group.
Seriously though – is this real?
Great theory!
So, Agent’s Orange’s face is the d*ck’s head? I cannot unsee it!!
Haha 😂 Can’t unsee this now! 😂
Slightly embarrassing though! 🥵
And it looks like they made his hands smaller. I know they’re small to begin with, but they’re now half hidden by his sleeve.
I laughed so hard when I saw this.
All those pictures are publicly available. I am not seeing anywhere that this is real (although I would love it to be). Are you able the share how this was verified ?
He can call it the Winter White House all he wants.
As long as he stays there forever.
OMG what is that.
apparently, it’s not real but it did give me quite the chuckle to brighten up a cold, rainy Monday
Darn, I wanted it to be real! Because it actually could be, given his taste and cluelessness.
I hate to be that person but this isn’t real (I wish it was). Where did you get that he sent this to supporters and the media? Just because it was circulating on Twitter (and everyone was duped)???
He is the most disgusting human bag of scum.
Wish he was gone already
What a… nut job…🤢🤮
I saw this late last night and kept laughing about it for almost an hour
Your headline alone is a beautiful summary of his presidency
This can’t be real. I mean, it made me laugh and I love it. It just can’t be real
Is this for real? This is a joke right? He literally looks like a d*ck. 😳 “The winter White House”? Talk about imposter syndrome. Repugnant creature.
All I can see is an ejaculating penis. I cannot unsee this!!
I saw this on Twitter this morning and had a good laugh thinking someone made it as a joke. There is no way this is real! Holy shit!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a dolt (real card or not).
it’s not real
It’s not real. Pulled from pic with the queen. It’s funny though.
At first I thought he looked like The Monster from Young Frankenstein during the “Puttin on the Ritz” scene. Or would that be “Putin on the Rtitz” in Trump’s case?
But since you pointed out he looks like a penis ejaculating, now I can’t unsee that.
EDIT: Actually, this is not his actual 2021 Christmas card
https://uproxx.com/viral/donald-trump-christmas-card-fake/
It is fake. That’s him from meeting with the queen btw.
He looks like an orca at SeaWorld
Ew ew 😵why him?!
At least I didn’t see that on my facebook feed. My aunt from the USA is a huge fan of Trump…. My family thinks it’s nuts….
It is 100% fake. Verified by Daniel Dale over at CNN, fact-checker extraordinaire
It is not real.
Alas – not his real card but still pretty funny. https://uproxx.com/viral/donald-trump-christmas-card-fake/
I don’t care that it is fake. I mean we shouldn’t try and insist that it isn’t, but I love it for the laugh it gave me. The fact that we can even entertain the idea that Trump would love this and be proud to share it just means his legacy will forever keep giving us gifts of opportunity like this. Trump loves social media so much and has been one of the worst perpetrators of stretching the truth, none of his ilk should be surprised this stuff gets made and shared. This is the world we live in, where the line between mockery and reality is forever blurred. If we made this bed, we may as well wallow in the comfy 1000+ thread count of its sheets. I for one welcome the holidays with Trump blowing his wad over Jesus. I wouldn’t have him any other way…
So it’s not real. Kinda wish it was because this is weird but funny at the same time.
This is fake, Twitter proved it was made by anti-trump accounts. Still funny
It’s a fake but HILARIOUS. And it’s impossible anymore to tell straight off the bat because he’s so ridiculous. It could totally be his actual card. Barron may have been left off by the maker because he’s a minor. I know there’re the jokes about the forgotten kids but that’s usually Tiffany. Unlike Trumpers others usually respect not going after kids.
🤣😝😛😅😃😆Like POS Trump would bother to send out Christmas cards. NOT associated with fundraising for fascist cabal😡
Did anyone else notice that thy designed it to look like a dick, with the white vest, up to his head, and the shooting star overhead? Comic gold
I saw what I was supposed to see right away. ::pats 12-year-old self on back::