I don’t even watch True Blood and I still think Alexander Skarsgard is one of the hottest, sexiest, most gorgeous men ever, in the history of hot men. He’s the kind of man who should be, for lack of a more gracious, feminist way of saying this, handed p-ssy on a platter. Basically, he’s the kind of guy who should be with someone really, really cool. Someone who deserves his hotness. His hotness equal, someone who will handle his cupcakes the way they need to be spanked. Unfortunately for all of us, I kind of think Alexander has crappy taste in women.
First there were rumors that Alexander was quietly nailing snotty brat Evan Rachel Wood. Those rumors flared for only a moment, then they sort of died. Perhaps it was just a quick hookup – or maybe they are just friends. In any case, Radar is reporting that Alexander and Kate Bosworth were “acting like quite the happy couple” during the Spike TV Awards over the weekend. He was even playing with her hair! GAH!
It looked like true love was in the air for True Blood star Alexander Skarsgard Saturday night at the Spike TV Scream Awards.
RadarOnline.com saw the Best Villain Award winner and Kate Bosworth acting like quite the happy couple backstage and they were spotted trying hard not to be seen together at the Chateau Marmont after the event.
Kate presented the award to her True Blood honey. When we asked the petite actress where she and Alexander met she told us “On the movie”, referring to Straw Dogs, the movie they just finished filming together.
Kate looked gorgeous in an Alexander Wang dress and Alexander McQueen shoes (wait a minute, do we see an Alexander obsession here?) and backstage at the award show she and Alexander were very sweet together. The couple was very affectionate, holding hands as Alexander played with Kate’s hair while they chatted with friends in the green room.
Kate and Alexander hugged a few times and were often spotted whispering to each other. As Alexander left the green room to go on stage gave Kate playfully slapped him on his butt a few times and said “Go, go, go.”
The golden haired couple was spotted at a Britney Spears concert in Louisiana last September but a rep claimed — you guessed it — they were “just friends.”
Anyone who dated Orlando Bloom is so unworthy of Alexander. It’s not that I think Kate is a bad person or anything – she seems nice enough, I guess. She doesn’t have much of a career, but she’s pretty and seemingly-wholesome. Not the kind of girl who would do filthy things to the cupcakes. She would handle his cupcakes delicately, for fear of added caloric intake I suspect. All I know is that CB is going to be totally devastated.
By the way, if you want to see a hilarious picture of Alexander interacting with one of his fans, check out this great fan picture. It’s from Austin’s Fantastic Fest the first week on October. According to Towleroad: “This shot was actually taken in a walk-in freezer where Skarsgard had gone to “chill” away from some rabid vampire fans. In the freezer he apparently found another one, who was ready to pucker up and do it right then and there.”
Alexander Skarsgard is pictured on stage receiving the Best Male Villain Award at Spike TV’s Scream 2009 held at the Greek Theatre on October 17, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. Kate Bosworth presented the award to him, and he was all over her. Photo credit: PicApp/Getty.