Covid-positive Joe Biden managed to kill Al Qaeda terrorist Ayman al-Zawahiri

The only good thing to come out of that stupid Nazi “let’s go Brandon” code is that liberals found a way to turn it around and make it completely hilarious. The dumbest pieces of sh-t in this country thought they were so clever by adopting “let’s go Brandon” as their special Nazi code. The phrase, to Nazis, means “f–k Joe Biden.” Liberals have coopted it and made their own offshoot meme, Dark Brandon, as in a version of Joe Biden who is a badass who eats ice cream as he gets sh-t done and manages to kill terrorists while he has Covid. I’m laughing as I write this, because Dark Brandon has become real. President Biden, who is currently still testing positive for Covid and supposedly resting and taking it easy, managed to kill Ayman al-Zawahiri, the Al Qaeda leader responsible for the 9/11 attacks.

The United States has killed Ayman al-Zawahiri, the leader of al-Qaeda and one of the world’s most-wanted terrorists, who, alongside the group’s founder, Osama bin Laden, oversaw the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, President Biden announced Monday evening.

Zawahiri was killed in a CIA drone strike in Kabul over the weekend, according to U.S. officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive intelligence.

When U.S. forces withdrew from Afghanistan last August, Biden administration officials said they would retain capability for “over-the-horizon” attacks from elsewhere on terrorist forces inside Afghanistan. The attack against Zawahiri is the first known counterterrorism strike there since the withdrawal.

Speaking in a live television address from a balcony at the White House, Biden announced that days ago he had authorized a strike to kill Zawahiri. “Justice has been delivered, and this terrorist leader is no more,” Biden said.

The strike occurred at 9:48 p.m. Eastern time on Saturday, according to a senior administration official who briefed reporters on the operation. A drone fired two Hellfire missiles at Zawahiri as he stepped onto the balcony of a safe house in Kabul, where he had been living with members of his family, the official said.

[From WaPo]

It’s crazy but not that surprising that the US managed to find Bin Laden before Zawahiri. Zawahiri was considered “the mastermind” of Al Qaeda, and he was more detail-oriented about money, logistics, planning, etc. Good f–king riddance to him. As for Dark Brandon:

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17 Responses to “Covid-positive Joe Biden managed to kill Al Qaeda terrorist Ayman al-Zawahiri”

  1. Andrew's_Nemesis says:

    Good for him. I have no moral ambiguity about terrorists at all: they seek to maim and destroy the innocent. Biden did very well indeed.

  2. LBB says:

    I had not heard the “Dark Brandon” phrase, it’s awesome!

  3. FHMom says:

    Biden is having a good week.

  4. Lolo86lf says:

    I hope this Biden achievement gets as much airtime as the time when he fell off a bicycle.

    • Persephone says:

      I never understood that. I’ve never fallen off a bicycle, but that’s only because of sheer luck…and I never ride for more than a few seconds (I’m too scared tbh).

    • girl_ninja says:

      Thank you! The last guy was an absolute mess who constantly criticized people for their appearance and ability and could barely catch a baseball from Mariano Rivera w/o it hitting his face. The press as the Fourth Estate is not doing it’s part well at all.

    • Giddy says:

      I’m trying to imagine Dump attempting to ride a bike and I imagine he would truly be dumped on the ground with no forward progress at all. If Republicans tout his athleticism over Joe’s it will be a joke.

  5. aquarius64 says:

    Future UK (ceremonial) HoS – takes money from head terrorist’s family.

    US HofS and government – takes out head terrorist.

  6. whatWHAT? says:

    and the story coming out of why 45 didn’t take him out is because Dump “didn’t recognize his name”… *FACE PALM*

    he was apparently more interested in a person with the name of “bin Laden” who was like, 18th on the list of most wanted.

    this is why we need a president who is aware of world politics and current affairs, and not one who is most concerned about how many people like him and who insulted him that day.

  7. Ashley L. says:

    I love that is has been Democratic Administrations that have overseen these operations that have taken out the masterminds of 9/11 and founders and leaders of Al Qaeda. First Obama and now Biden. And Biden was involved with the assassination of bin Laden as well. What a legacy.

  8. olliesmom says:

    I’m loving the Dark Brandon thing. He’s kicking butt and taking names. No mularky!

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