Is Miranda Kerr’s ass too bony for Orlando Bloom?


Looking at this ass-tastic picture of Miranda Kerr from V Magazine, it’s hard to believe that Miranda is being criticized for being “too thin”. Granted, I’ve always found her to be a bit too skinny for what I, personally, consider a healthy body, but Miranda has usually gotten a pass from the tabloids. Unlike Kate Bosworth, whose shrinking frame was noted all the time when she was dating Orlando Bloom. The Orlando Bloom connection is what’s driving a story in Star Magazine this week. They’re claiming that Miranda has lost weight, and they blame it all on Orly:

Miranda’s emaciated frame shocked eyewitnesses Down Under during a photo shoot in Sydney on Oct. 15.

“She looks horrible,” Dr. Stuart Fischer [some random diet doctor who studied pictures of Miranda] tells Star. “You can see the full scapula and her arms are very thin. The groove in her back is like a canyon! She needs to gain about 20 to 25 lbs to be healthy.”

Despite public outcry over her scary-skinny look, Miranda claimed the photos were taken at an angle that made her “look thinner” than she is.

“I’m healthy and fill my body with the right foods,” insists Miranda, who is releasing Treasure Yourself, a book on diet and nutrition, early next year.

But an insider close to the 26-year-old Aussie says she’s been upset lately over her stalled relationship with Orlando, whom she has dated for more than two years. “She wants a ring – now! They’ve been fighting about getting married, as Orlando says he’s just not ready yet, says the insider. “Things have been very rocky between them. Miranda feels like she’s waited long enough.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, November 9 2009]

I’ve always believed that Orlando is the one who wants to get married, actually. I think Miranda is the one who’s a little gun-shy. In any case, I don’t think Miranda and Orlando are having relationship problems, even though they haven’t been seen out and about lately. Actually, Orly is spotted regularly walking Miranda’s adorable Yorkie. E! also has an interesting story up today about Miranda and Orly. Apparently, Miranda has no problems showing Orly that ass of hers… even when they’re out in public:

It’s been a bit chilly the last few days in Los Angeles, but that doesn’t mean Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr has been wearing layers.

In fact, she left the house the other night without any underwear on.

One of our eagle-eyed sources spotted Bloom, 32, and his Victoria’s Secret model ladylove, 26, earlier this week enjoying an evening stroll down a Los Angeles street.

“They’re both laughing and looking they’re having a good time,” our source tells us. “Then Miranda takes a few quick steps ahead of Orlando and pulls her skirt up to her waist…and flashes her ass.”

And the bare buttocks show didn’t stop there.

“She flashes him and then starts doing a little catwalk move while Orlando nearly doubles over laughing,” our source says. “She takes a good 10 to 15 steps with her skirt pulled up, ass totally out, doing her model walk with him following.”

What happened next, we’ll have to leave to your imagination. “As they got past the well-lit corner of the street,” the source says, “they disappeared into the shadows.”

Our horndog source was impressed. He gushes, “It was definitely pretty cool.”

[From E! News]

Usually, I could care less about Orly and Miranda, but I found that story cute. It sounds like they’re still together, and still going strong. Strong enough for ass-flashes and dog walking in any case. I apologize to Orly’s devoted fan base (like Orly-loonie Stacie) who might hate Miranda… looks like your boy is happy!

Here’s Miranda Kerr showing off her super skinny frame during a rooftop photo shoot for Grazia magazine in Sydney on October 15th and posing for a photographer during a photo shoot forVictoria’s Secret on Monday. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline. Pacific Coast News. Photos from V magazine thanks to Cover Awards.

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24 Responses to “Is Miranda Kerr’s ass too bony for Orlando Bloom?”

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  1. Corina says:

    Ok I looked at these pics yesterday and all I could think was, dear god, can I please just replace my butt with hers? I enjoy having a bit more on top then she does but damn, I think it’s pretty impressive! If Orlando likes em bigger I’m sure there are plenty of ladies who would be happy to oblige though…

  2. WTF?!? says:

    She has no ass. If she were standing up straight in the one photo that highlights her hindquarters, it would be flat as a pancake.
    Girl needs to go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and get some meat on her bones. She’s scary.

  3. Firestarter says:

    Maybe he should be with Jennifer Love Hewitt then.

  4. blaugrau says:

    She is like the Tweety bird. She reminds me of a canary without feathers. So not sexy!

  5. Pete says:

    Orlando is gay. How can people honestly not see that?

  6. blaugrau says:

    Pete, that could explain why he’s dating Tweety.

  7. Mystic says:

    Pete, I totally see it. Also Miranda looks like a bullimic cabbage patch kid. There is now way she has kept the same size in the last 3 years. Look at her pics from 2007 and you can see a change. Another thing, why do they always blame Orlando? She could be doing it on her own.

  8. Katyusha says:

    I don’t expect everyone to notice this right off the bat, but it’s her pose and the angle that makes her look like that…She’s doing that couture pose models are famous for, where she’s basically popping her shoulder blades out. If I do that exact same pose, I look like that, too. Many people would.
    It’s pretty clear she doesn’t look like that in other pics.

  9. farho says:

    Everyone commenting on this are fags. Miranda’s so hot.

  10. Lauren says:

    I don’t find Orlando sexy at all, too feminine & skinny. Give me some Johnny Depp-mmmm-yummy & fantastic actor!

  11. ruru says:

    She’s always been skinny. I’ve seen her in magazines when she was thirteen.

  12. Beth says:

    In the first photoshoot she seems to thin and reminds me of Mischa Barton. But in the Victoria Secrets shoot she looks normal (for a model).

  13. Stacie says:

    Now, if Mirando makes him happy, then this certified loonie won’t hate on her for that. Much 🙂

    I’d just like the next Orlando story to be that he’s landed a role in a huge movie. Or at least that he’ll play Legolas again in the Lord of the Rings prequel.

  14. Marina says:

    It’s a good thing that they photoshopped her bottom in that pic as it distracts you from whatever they’ve done to her face…

  15. Dee says:

    who cares if she is “too thin” according to everyone…. apparently Orlando likes her ass and everything else. Hey, she is light enough to hoist up in a shadow…….. 😉

  16. crash2GO2 says:

    She is very slight, but not bony. If you pay attention to those photos, she clearly has a decent layer of flesh over her bones.

    Yet another non-story…

  17. Yae says:

    Another example of “fashion” pushing women’s butts to look like a 12 yr old BOY.

    Fashion is obsessed with pre-teen boy bodies. And they try and smush women into that mold as well. Its frightening what it does to women to try and live without curves and devoid of any fatty tissue.

  18. snowball says:

    I’m perfectly happy with myself the way I am curves and all. But she’s very pretty and looks pretty fine-boned. I agree with a couple of the other people ahead of me – she’s contorted into a weird pose that makes her arms and shoulder blades look weird and yet again, it’s a rag making up a story out of nothing. She’s newsworthy lately, so they need to have some reason to slap her face on a mag and go all hyper over her weight.

    What’s the deal with the thin chick hatred? She doesn’t look remotely like a pre-teen boy.

  19. Jax says:

    Beautiful bottom.

  20. AC says:

    she’s freakishly lanky and yes, skinny. but she doesn’t look anorexic.

    Yes you can she her full scapula in that pic but it’s covered in healthy muscle tone. It’d be different if it was just emaciated and boney.

  21. Bobby the K says:


    I would agree, too thin. But other than that, very attractive & sensual.

  22. JD says:

    Oh, for the love of God, they used Photoshop on that “ass-tastic” pic. Everything is f***ing Photoshopped.

  23. lolo says:

    Bigger asses are much nicer. They photoshopped her ass to make it look bigger in that pic. So obvious. Don’t even think she is pretty. And I am not jealous people! I really mean it!

  24. Anonymous Actress says:

    Too skinny for Orlando? That’s a big LOL. It’s no coincidence that every girlfriend he’s ever had loses weight. He likes them thinner than thin.