Watch Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s faux wedding

If, like me, you assumed that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s fake wedding had already aired on E! you were wrong. I’d long since forgotten about these two, but apparently their show wedding was being polished for our consumption and the final version won’t hit television until this Sunday, November 8. ET has an advance video of some clips, and it looks just as insipid and irritating as we’ve come to expect from ever-present Kardashians. The family of one-dimensional women whose names all start with “K” behaves pretty much as you’d expect.

Khloe informs her bridesmaids that “It’s the last time it’s going to be Khloe Kardashian you guys are sleeping with,” conveniently forgetting that her marriage the next day will in no way be legal. In fact I’m pretty sure it’s still not legal or we would have already heard about it.

At one point Khloe complains about the veil she has to wear, and says “I look like I’m going to go bee hunting.” I won’t make any cracks about how it suits her to obscure her face.

Once they’re at the altar, Khloe’s stepdad Bruce Jenner hands her off to Lamar in a hackneyed, over-the-top way that’s surely just as scripted as the rest of the affair. He pats Lamar on the back, and gives him a handshake, announcing that he and his wife are the ones giving his daughter away.

At the end of the ceremony, Khloe and Lamar make out and come back for more, prompting screams from Khloe’s sisters Kim and Kourtney.

At least Khloe and Lamar are still together as of the air date of their wedding. How long do you think it will take them to make it legal, if ever? We’ve heard that they’ve agreed on the terms of the prenup, and that’s a start.

Thanks to The Huffington Post for featuring this video


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6 Responses to “Watch Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s faux wedding”

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  1. Len says:

    iew, that kiss is a bit gross looking. This whole thing just puts me off because he hasn’t even involved his own kids in any way. Like they don’t exist.

  2. Lantana says:

    Was Bruce Jenner always such a flake? It’s bizarre to me that just being in the Olympics years ago got him celebrity status – or did he not retain the status and then regained it when he married into the K-psychos? I don’t recall. At least Greg Louganis gets his need-for-publicity fulfilled by actually doing something (the dog shows, and Greg is awesome with his dogs, I do believe that’s genuine). Jenner just seems bleck. They all do. Except Lamar. He seems like a big horn dog.

  3. Kerri says:

    A classic cry for attention if I ever saw one. They faked a wedding to getting money out of it – couldn’t they have just waited until everything was ironed out and do it for real. Do they need the money that much – or was it some extra money for Khloe in case things didn’t work out and she ended up or ends up with nothing.

    It has just made the whole thing lose all of its sacredness and she just threw that moment away on a fake.

    How retarded!!!!

  4. ☠MeowBea says:

    Gross they are Sooooo, unattractive! Yuck how can you find a careless father attractive let alone that before he proposed to the She-Man he was proposing to anything that had a whole & pulse Double Yuck!! How desperate!!

  5. mel says:

    I’d like to know what’s in the pre-nup. If she gets preggos the kid will likely be a future bball player and she will get monthly child support…LOL!

  6. Emily says:

    Yeah, if I was her I’d be trying to get knocked up as soon as I could, cause this isn’t going to last.