Hailey Glassman to Perez: You’re the gay Michael Lohan; You get blood money


Jon Gosselin’s girlfriend Hailey Glassman has posted a long rant against Perez Hilton on Twerbose, a service that lets you post longer entries to get cut up in the right length and posted a Twitter. In her rant, which starts out in mixed case and ends in all-caps Kanye-style, Glassman took the bait and responded to a nasty @tweet from Perez, in which he called her various names trying to get a response. She gave him plenty to go on in this long entry.

Hailey’s Twitter does seem to be her legitimate account as it’s often quoted by Radar and they seem to have a close relationship with the Gosselin clan. It’s hard to tell, but I would guess they’re right:

The media has constantly lied about me. I try to move on with my life and I’m tired of being hurt and bullied by the world/media.
A GREAT EXAMPLE is right now I hate to say his name but Perez just sent me a message/tweet at me (haileyglassman1) calling me a “SKANK” and constantly a “HOME WRECKER” and making up up-surd lies about me and spreading lies that “HOMEWRECKER HAILEY HAD FAKE TEARES THAT SLUT SKANK”, (he’s said worse) but this was all said of him today.
LOOK PEREZ YOU MAKE A LIVING OFF TELLING LIES AND TRYING TO ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE WHO IS IN THE MEDIA FOR PRESS. WE SHOULD ALL JUST CALL YOU MICHAEL LOHAN. YOU’RE THE GAY VERSION OF MICHAEL LOHAN. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND WHEN YOU LOOK BACK ON YOUR LIFE WHEN YOUR OLD FAT WITH YOUR BLUE OR YELLOW GREEN WHATEVER HAIR COLOR U MAY HAVE THEN YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF, YOU HAVE MADE A LIVING OFF OF BLOOD MONEY. YOU ARE TRULY ONE OF THE WORSE PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND THE SAD THING IS EVERYONE KNOWS IT INCLUDING YOU BUT IT OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T PHASE YOU. WHICH I MEAN PROPS TO BEING STRONG, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU’RE A PIECE OF SH*T. AND ANOTHER THING PEREZ KARMA, NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ABOUT IT BUT IT’S A B*TCH AND IT WILL COME AFTER YOU ONE DAY. I HAVE LOOKED INTO SUEING YOU AND DECIDED, “EH WHATEVER I’LL LET IT GO YOU’RE NOT WORTH IT BUT WHAT YOU ARE WORTH IS ME TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL. ANOTHER ONE OF MY BRUTALLY HONEST MOMMENTS.
Sincerely,
Hailey Glassman

[From Twerbose via Radar Online]

Oh Hailey, you gave Perez exactly what he was looking for and more. The guy lives to create drama. You’ve done countless stupider things, though, and maybe you’re the one laughing all the way to the bank. It can’t be that much fun to put up with pouting Jon, though.

In the latest Jon and Hailey news, the two fame-seekers (see, I used the nice version of that word) are set to appear on Entertainment Tonight this evening. US Weekly reports that they nearly break up during the show, and that Jon storms off in a huff. I could go on, but we’ve all reached Gosselin saturation at this point and you can read the details on US’s website.

Fox 411 has a very telling report that Jon and Hailey staged her whole “he emotionally abuses me” speech on The Insider last week to maximum effect. They quote an source who says “Jon actually made the decision to have Hailey go on air and bad mouth him… Jon and Hailey get paid for their appearances on these shows and they need the money.” Ten to one they set up all that break up crap on ET, too.

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  1. Oh My says:

    maybe if she would stop courting the media and wasn’t such a famewhore she wouldn’t be dealing with these “insults”

    if you want to be left alone shutter your twitter account, stop living in the public eye and get therapy from a trained therapist, not from “the insider”

  2. GatsbyGal says:

    I quit reading her post at “up-surd lies.” Are you fucking kidding me, Hailey? You’re 22 and you don’t know that the word is “ABSURD”? What a waste of space. This idiot deserves Papa Gosselin.

  3. snowball says:

    She needs to learn how to spell. You’re not your. Tears not teares.

    I can’t stand to read any more.

  4. dirty martini says:

    ugggghhh
    why are any of those people famous? Gawd, I hate what morons reality TV has made of pop culture. These are our new celebrities, people, and we did this to ourselves………….

  5. pam says:

    her and jon need to go back to school. my 8 year old can spell better than these idiots.

  6. Bambi says:

    I skimmed over that twerbosity. But obviously she is much more of a female Michael Lohan than Perez Hilton is a gay Michael Lohan.

    Hilton’s JOB is to report and stir up gossip. I don’t know what Glassman’s job is– if she has one– but it looks as though for now she’s trying to get as much mileage as possible from being the girlfriend of Jon Gosselin. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jon were in on it.

    Quite a lot of eyeshadow she has on. . .

  7. Cece says:

    Can’t say I disagree with her comments about Perez.

  8. Kayleigh says:

    “AND TRYING TO ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE WHO IS IN THE MEDIA FOR PRESS.” “…KARMA, NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ABOUT IT BUT IT’S A B*TCH AND IT WILL COME AFTER YOU ONE DAY.” Some one needs to look in the mirror.
    Also, sueing? Oh, I mean suing. Really? Go Go First Amendment!

  9. Firestarter says:

    Up-surd? Enough said!

  10. nAynAy says:

    Isn’t she the one who got paid all kinds of money for telling the world that Jon was abusive to her. Is she kidding? She’s just trying to grab the spotlight again. Give it up girl, you’re never going to be famous, except for being a home-wrecking whore. Nothing else!

  11. Icecat says:

    Does anyone really believe this is real? They are just doing it for the apperance money they get. I totally believe that.. Ugg.

    NEXT!!!!

  12. Elyna says:

    Why do the pot and kettle want to argue so much when they’re both black?

  13. heb says:

    Don’t disagree with her thoughts on Perez either. There’s only one scumbag out there worse than him and thats his lawyer, who will probably send Hailey a letter after this (b/c of the bloodmoney reference, Perez will probably call it demeaning).

    The best way to get around him is to ignore him.

  14. Just a Poster says:

    Hurraaayyyyyy!! Someone on the web actually spells worse than moi!

    Well Kate was in news last, should we really be surprised about this stunt?

  15. Westender says:

    Why do I see Hailey and Jon breaking up and then Kate and Jon getting back together? Of course if that happens J&K plus Eight will be back on the air and J&K will get paid again. SCAM!!!

  16. Bete says:

    LMAO…
    gay version of Michael Lohan. Classic! She’s just as bad as Perez.

  17. Christayy says:

    SPELL CHECK!

    what a dunce.

    Perez is going to have a field day.

  18. stacy says:

    All this eye rolling is giving me a migraine.

  19. TaylorB says:

    Geez you guys are meen. All of your up-surd suggestions that she is an illiterate nitwit are bringing me to teares.

    ** wait, should that have been in all CAPS?

  20. Just a Poster says:

    Yes Taylor, all caps! LOL

  21. Wresa says:

    Haha, Taylor. Hey! Leeve Haylee uh-lone. Shes not that bade of a speiller.

  22. TaylorB says:

    “Leeve Haylee uh-lone”

    Wresa,

    Brilliant. Please send that to Ed Hardy. It would be perfect to print on his next dumb tee-shirt ‘design’ for Jon to cat about in. Actually, if he made that, I might be inclined to buy one. 😉

  23. SFLinda says:

    This type of media obsession and reporting is exactly why the rest of the world thinks that Americans are a bunch of blithering idiots.

  24. Tammy King says:

    Again with “at the end of the day”! I’m so sick of hearing that.

  25. Firestarter says:

    At the end of the day Tammy…..

    Just kidding! : ) ITA, I hate that phrase too!

  26. Kerri says:

    She’s still peddling the same crap just on a different day. Didn’t she get more than a mouth full in on that fake ass interview.

    On the other hand, having a fight with Perez – GENIUS…this will ensure that she stays in the media at least one month longer. The Girl knows how to extend her 15 minutes.

  27. Relli says:

    Is anyone else starting to think that this whole Gosselin thing might be a joke on us (the public).

  28. Prissa says:

    Wresa – TWO FUNNIE!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL

  29. Shannon says:

    Hahaha “momments”. I read that as mom (what you call your mother) + ents. Maybe it’s a word for special moments that moms have.

  30. Vee says:

    I can’t stand Haley or Jon, they are nothing fame seeking whores stay at home and work on your problems away from the media, freakin’ douchebags.
    Team Perez!

  31. Jeri says:

    perez is a douche. I used to read his blog but got tired of all his hating. Especially women, especially young women. Or at the other end of the spectrum he kissed ass worse than Leno on the few celebs that would tolerate him. (GaGa)
    Hailey’s young – hopefully she’ll get out of all this crap alive (Jon/Kate, etc). She must be a little dumb of famehoing to be in this position though.

  32. Kathie says:

    Okay anybody wishing to give Perez Hilton a verbal beatdown usually has my support but that being said this is a trifecta of famewhoring and I really cannot pick a side due to the extrordinary amount of doucheyness combined with sluttiness and trashyness in evidence here.
    Also for the love of God it is FAZE not PHASE!

    phase  /feɪz/
    Use phase in a Sentence
    –noun 1. any of the major appearances or aspects in which a thing of varying modes or conditions manifests itself to the eye or mind.
    2. a stage in a process of change or development: Each phase of life brings its own joys.
    3. a side, aspect, or point of view: This is only one phase of the question.

    faze – 3 dictionary results
    faze  /feɪz/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [feyz] Show IPA
    Use faze in a Sentence
    –verb (used with object), fazed, faz⋅ing. to cause to be disturbed or disconcerted; daunt: The worst insults cannot faze him.

    ——————————————————————————–

    Origin:
    1820–30, Americanism; dial form. of feeze

    Synonyms:
    disconcert, discomfit, perturb, fluster, confound.

  33. crash2GO2 says:

    I totally called those fake tears, didn’t I? *pumps fist*

  34. jack0 says:

    NO TV SHOW/NETWORK SHOULD LET THEM ON THERE SHOWS. these two are the grossest fame whores EVER! they should not be allowed on tv. DISGUSTING

  35. Merridith says:

    Uh Hailey, you ARE a skank and a slut, not to mention incredibley stupid for putting up with JG’s abuse and cheating. What a very stupid girl.

    So does that statement about Michael lohan mean he and JG are not longer buddies??? That friendship didn’t last long.

  36. Naomi says:

    Ugh! She is so gross! Not only is she a fat whore and a homewrecker, she’s also a money grubbing fame slut! I wouldn’t put it past her to fake an interview, she’s just that low! She and Jon will probably end up staying together because no one else in their right mind would touch them with a ten foot pool. Also, you’ve proven just how stupid you truly are with your poor grammar and spelling. You guys are an absolute waste of skin! Get real jobs, fatties!