Celia Walden: The Sussexes are ‘leading separate lives’ & ‘breaking apart’

The British media had all of their talking points about Prince Harry and Meghan. The storyline rollout had already begun: Harry’s plan to go solo to the coronation indicated a rift with Meghan. Harry is “unhappy” and “homesick” and desperate to move on from Montecito. Where’s Meghan, they would gleefully cry. She must not support Harry’s decision, they would wail. Divorce incoming, they would hysterically predict. Then Meghan and Harry looked glowed-up and loved-up at the Lakers game on Monday night. An eyewitness told Entertainment Tonight that H&M “seemed really happy and were having a lot of fun.” There were loud cheers for them when they appeared on the Jumbotron. The Daily Mail hysterically tallied up the cost of the Crypto.com Arena suite as well, because everyone on that island is so upset that the Sussexes are happy, healthy, rich and free. A $15,000 VIP suite! $55 bottles of wine! $45 for a six-pack of beer! Snacks of popcorn, pretzels, salsa and buffalo chicken sandwiches! The Mail is GAGGED.

Speaking of, Piers Morgan’s wife Celia Walden got the memo about the new Sussex talking points and I guess she didn’t care about the Sussexes’ loved-up appearance at the Lakers game. Walden barfed this out on GB News:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are “breaking apart and leading separate lives” according to a royal commentator. Celia Walden told GB News that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are pursuing different agendas. She added that the couple’s public duties are resulting in them leading slightly separate lives.

Walden said: “She wants the attention kept firmly on her because that is where the attention should always be. I think also there are already whispers of the idea that Harry and her seem to be breaking apart from each other in terms of their agendas slightly. They are both sort of leading slightly separate lives in terms of their public duties at the moment. And I suppose that is tricky for her because she needs the whole couple thing to be front and centre.”

[From GB News]

No, my absolute favorite of this genre is “why didn’t Meghan promote Harry’s memoir?!?” Because Harry promoted his own memoir and Meghan has shown everyone for years now that she can move in and out of the public eye whenever she wants. Clearly, Meghan and Harry have different things on their plate, but that’s not indicative of “separate lives.” If Walden is so concerned about royal couples living separate lives, perhaps she should take a glance over at William and Kate?

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  1. Flowerlake says:

    Nice distraction.

    #PrinceWilliamExposed is trending on Twitter.

    • They are so funny. You know why it says DUTIES in the article? They switched the names. The original article was about Will and Kate breaking up. I guess they got word from the palaces, and the only thing they changed was the couple’s name. They were doing a soft launch of Will and Kate separating but, Harry’s bombshell court filing got them shooked and why the article makes no sense.

      • Melissa says:

        Aahhhh! I think you are right!

      • Becks1 says:

        You know, I saw this headline about W&K and just assumed that it had been a joke on Twitter and someone had corrected this H&M story, so to speak. But the first story was actually about W&K??

      • Yes, Becks. The LBC took it down once Harry’s bombshell lawyer ratted William out. They just changed the names to Harry and Meghan. What do Harry and Meghan have to do with “DUTIES” what duties?

      • swaz says:

        I really thought she meant William and Kate 🙄 she described their situation to a tee 🙄

      • Jais says:

        Wait, I’m confused. So was Celia Walden originally talking about William and Kate then? Or was her part added in after it was changed to Harry and Meghan?

      • Whyforthelove says:

        Yep I saw an article about Will & Kate living separate lives on Twitter last night! You are spot on !!!

      • Sugarhere says:

        @Lulu: That cynical name switch is part of their mental engineering. It’s a psychologically manipulative wishful speaking device which consists in conveying out loud an opinion unrelated to facts, until

        – it becomes viral,
        – negatively affects the target’s self-perception and induces behavioral changes in the target’s habits,
        – the instigator of the initial deception gets the enjoyment of observing their fantasy turned to facts.

        They want H & M divorced, so they spread lie after concoction designed to destabilize, alter, and cast a doubt on H & M’s own perception of their marital bliss. That kind of evil misinformation is reminiscent of the dark magic of primitive witchcraft. I hope the Sussexes have solid therapeutic support so that they can continue to positively detach their lives from the warped narrative around their lives.

        The Duke of Sussex does not attend the Chuckly? = He has a personal agenda to destroy the monarchy!
        The Duke of Sussex attends the Chuckly? = He is divorcing his wife!
        The gutter journalists’ crooked rationale is designed to create a lose-lose situation for the Sussexes. Such wishful writing is flopping miserably: the Commonwealth is watching, were are watching, and facts contradict them.

      • tamsin says:

        Good catch!

      • Mrs.Krabapple says:

        They’ve always projected William and Kate’s own problems onto Harry and Meghan, so this isn’t a surprise. But neither is the “news” that William and Kate are leading separate lives. We already knew they arrive at events separately, and they even announced that William will focus on the important issues and Kate will do her work separately from him. And most of us thought Adelaide cottage was Kate’s separation home. I’m of the belief they will never divorce, but lead separate lives while William does his own thing and Kate puts up with it. None of this is “news.”

      • Christine says:

        Nice catch!!!! Wow, these people have completely and totally departed from reality.

      • PrincessOfWaffles says:

        This is pretty much a copy paste of what was written las year when they said pegger and kkkhate would start working separately

      • Jojo says:

        Celia Walden needs to focus all her attention on her own marriage. She might just find herself leading a very separate life from her law breaking, phone hacking, obnoxious spouse in the future.

        If Karma has a say/Harry’s court case goes forward PM may find himself eventually facing some criminal charges and maybe lodging at ‘His Majesty’s Pleasure’ for a period of time. Celia will then be spending her time writing applications for prison visit passes instead of nasty little ‘news’ articles.

  2. Becks1 says:

    I like how she’s trying to say they’re on the verge of divorce but the most she can actually say is they have slightly different agendas and slightly different public lives – which isn’t the same thing at all as being on the verge of divorce, lol. Harry is much more in the public eye than M is, she definitely operates more in stealth mode, but LOL that it means anything beyond that’s what she wants to do and what works for them.

    Meanwhile the royal couple that is actually leading separate lives is right.over.there. in Windsor.

    • Chloe says:

      And she knows it too. But she won’t talk about it. The fact that eugenie and Beatrice had lunch with her and her husband a day before this nonsense dropped is just disgusting to me

      • L84Tea says:

        Makes me wonder if she is using the fact that PM was papped with the Yorks as a “see, I’m getting it straight from Harry’s cousins…”. It’s all a steaming pile of crap.

      • Moxylady says:

        Don’t let the tabloids wedge Harry and Meghan apart from E. We know by now that they always have a destructive hurtful angle.
        All we know was that there was a large gathering of friends. E appeared at some point and left after not being there too long.
        B was photographed hugging PMorgan. (Big m, little organ) we have no idea what pressure or leverage was used to get that photo.
        We know the tabs are ruthless. The only one who has been loyal to Harry and Meghan has been E and her small family.
        They deserve the benefit of the doubt. They have proved their friendship and alliance for years.
        Don’t let the tabloids win.

      • Well Wisher says:

        It was published hours after the lunch, maybe written and ready to go. Just a cautionary tale that one must be aware of the associations – especially with people of ill will.

      • Saucy&Sassy says:

        Chloe, other poster have said that Eugenie left before P!ss even arrived. This is the media spinning hoping to start a rift. I’m sure Eugenie knew exactly what she was doing and exited stage left before the criminally stalking one showed up.

    • Shawna says:

      And not just slightly, but “sort of slightly!” The press is finally realizing M&H are good at winning lawsuits.

    • Emmi says:

      Am I missing something or is that entire statement “They sometimes work separately.” ???

      Sometimes I want to know what they’re on so I can get some as well.

      • lanne says:

        Meghan’s bullying accusation hinged on 2 claims: 1 an email sent at 5am (I guess the royal assistants don’t know that an email does not have to be read the moment it arrives) and 1 person who might have cried once. Expressed wishes, not truth.

    • [insert_catchy_name] says:

      LOL, Harry’s got all these hacks scared of getting sued for defamation.

    • Debbie says:

      @Becks1: And “sort of,” don’t forget about the hedging with the “sort of leading separate lives” to her “slightly separate lives.” After she boldly stated that they were “breaking apart and leading separate lives.” That’s real assurance right there.

    • Saucy&Sassy says:

      Becks1, they each have different projects that they work on themselves and they have projects they work on together. I don’t know why P!ss’s wife has a problem with that. This is a nothing article.

    • HeyJude says:

      And she’s raising little babies! Like uh duh she’s not out more she has 2 under 3!!! I’m surprised she finds time to be out at all having had 2 under 3 myself. Even with help, it’s bananas.

  3. Flowerlake says:

    Nice distraction, British media.

    #PrinceWilliamExposed is trending on Twitter.

  4. Polo says:

    So we know this is GB news the equivalent of OAN/Newsmax in the US. They struggle to get even 100k viewers for any show.
    All of this is her opinion yet why do people give it attention. It’s clickbait just like the Daily Mail or right wing rags trying to say Meghan is copying Kate.
    Not worth the time or attention.

  5. MrsCope says:

    They have no public duties. You know who does? Kate and William. Also, I know that the writer and her husband are united in their daily hatred of all things Harry and Meghan and mutual desire to destroy them, but most normal couples don’t work together. My husband has his professional path and I have mine, rarely the two shall meet. Guess what? No smoke, no fire! What a sad talking point.

  6. girl_ninja says:

    These fools can’t function without Harry and Meghan. It will be 25 years from now and Harry and Meghan will be at Archie’s university happily excited like all the other part and they will STILL talk about how they’re on the brink of divorce.

    • Zazzoo says:

      LOL! I totally know what you mean, but if Archie is still at university in 25 years it sounds like he’s getting a PhD. I love the idea they’ve raised an academic.

  7. Moderatelywealthy says:

    Let´s play Devil´s advocate for a second: even if the Sussexes were to separate, Meghan and Harry are both very responsible and caring adults. Their CHILDREN would be their first priority if they were breaking up. They would co parent the hell out of it. Harry would always be close by.

    But of course they are NOT divorcing. This is just some voodoo stuff the press is playing.

  8. equality says:

    The couple’s “public duties”? What public duties? I think she is confusing them with W&K. Most people who have jobs aren’t together 24-7. Someone should turn this kind of lens on her marriage. Do she and PM spend all their time together? Many spouses travel for business or are even actively deployed in the military and spend lots of time apart and still have viable marriages. CW is an insult to all of these people.

    • Dee(2) says:

      I don’t get that either, it’s like they don’t understand how private citizens operate so they have to relate everything to that family. I mean I know the real reason is that they make money when they’re in public, but it’s bizarre how they behave like the average person is just out here doing public events, and releasing their schedule, instead of just living their life. That’s why they’re always talking about overshadowing, they don’t seem to realize they aren’t going off a court circular anymore. This is how regular people handle daily life.

  9. Kel says:

    Most people who are Sussex fans know this but FOCUS!
    Harry’s court case is HUGE which means we’ll be getting ridiculous stories like this.
    If you’re on social media ignore and hype up Harry’s case especially the fact that Charles and William are colluding with Murdoch. That man is hated so linking the royals to him is NOT GOOD for them.

  10. Lux says:

    I’m not looking it up (because Piers) but is “Piers Morgan’s wife” supposed to be somebody? Has she always given her made-up 2 cents about the Sussexes a la her vile husband? Has her husband fallen so far from public credibility that he needs his wife as mouthpiece to continue his sad work?

    I did see that they called her a “royal commentator” but have never remembered any of her previous comments. Fail. Between her and her husband, the dinner conversations at their house must be so riveting.

    • Jaded says:

      She’s a writer, has had various columns in the tabloids, written a novel, and has been threatened with legal action over some of the patently untrue stuff she’s written about celebrities. So in other words, she’s cut from the same cloth as her disgusting husband.

  11. Snuffles says:

    Is this why Piers set up this photo sting with the York girls so he can pretend he’s in the know on their lives by pretending he’s spoken with Eugenie? Who everyone knows is the only royal who visited Montecito?

    Is this their passive aggressive way of trying to egg Meghan on to be out and about more so they have something to talk about?

    Is this projection of the Wale’s life onto the Sussexes?

    Or are they dumb enough to believe that Meghan must be attached to Harry’s side 24/7 to soak up that royal “power” and “prestige” for her brand and money making opportunities.

    All of the above?

    • Sunshine says:

      All of the above @Snuffles.
      BTW Celia parroted her talking points before the ballgame.

    • L84Tea says:

      I thought the same thing above, but you stated it much better than I did.

    • Mabs A'Mabbin says:

      All of the above, yes, that all makes perfect sense to me and gels with events.

    • Saucy&Sassy says:

      Except that posters yesterday stated that Eugenie left before P!ss Morgan got there. I think Eugenie knew who would be there, and she stayed a short time and left before the creeps arrived.

  12. Kokiri says:

    It’s always about the other couple.
    They are definitely living separately, & this is a distraction yet again so the story is buried.
    Who would be surprised if willy dumps her after the coronation?
    No one.

    • lanne says:

      that’s one way to get a conversation going about the royals that doesn’t involve the Sussexes!

  13. Emily says:

    “She wants the attention kept firmly on her”. She’s basically been in hiding for months on end!

    • Brassy Rebel says:

      The British media wants the attention kept firmly on her. Projection, projection.

    • equality says:

      And she would be attending the con if she were that desperate for attention also. How do they explain that?

    • Ginger says:

      And this is why they are mad she didn’t promote Harry’s book with him. She isn’t acting the way they want her to act. Anyone with two working brain cells knows it made zero sense for Meghan to promote Harry’s book. Harry didn’t promote Meghan’s podcast.

  14. Bklne says:

    To Mary Pester ‘cause we know she’ll be reading: Lots of love to you from all of us, we know it’s hard right now. Whenever strength allows, if you’d allow us to donate to a cherished cause in your honor, just pipe up on any thread and let us know what/where. ❤️

    • Steph says:

      @Mary Pester, sending you lots of love and healing vibes.

    • Bklne says:

      And friends, whenever we hear from her, it’d be lovely if you can all help amplify whatever she requests? It might be hard for her to post in multiple places 😉 Thanks!

  15. Louise177 says:

    It’s bizarre that the British media complains that Meghan loves the attention but in the same breath mention how she hasn’t been out since the Netflix show and not attending the Coronation. Isn’t this the opposite of loving attention?

  16. Amy T says:

    The only real question here is: What is this woman smoking?

  17. Amy Bee says:

    The funny thing about this is a few hours after she made those comments on GB News we saw Harry and Meghan at the basketball game. She has no idea what’s going on with Harry and Meghan.

  18. Brassy Rebel says:

    At this point, whatever they say about H&M is just 💯 projection from W&K.

  19. Steph says:

    They looked cute. This woman must be jealous of Meghan bc of her husband is so obsessed with Meg.

    • Well Wisher says:

      It is beyond that. It seem personal.

      • Deering24 says:

        It seems insanely personal with a lot of these folks. Prince Harry marrying Meghan apparently crashed-and-burned a lot of aristocratic/royal rota dreams.

  20. EasternViolet says:

    I guess Bea and Eug spilled the tea to Piers on this “scoop” XP

    • Saucy&Sassy says:

      EasternViolet, again, posters yesterday stated the Eugenie left BEFORE P!ss arrived. Eugenie was there a short period of time and left. This is just P!ss trying to cause trouble. I seriously doubt that Bea knows anything about the Sussexes, because Eugenie probably doesn’t talk about them.

      • Mary says:

        @saucy, we don’t know when she left and they were there for a luncheon. Usually if you are meeting a group of people for lunch you eat the same courses at the same time. Random tweets about her leaving early, before Morgan arrived, are not necessarily the truth. Or, did she leave before the entree? Did Piers and his wife just arrive in time for dessert? That doesn’t make sense. I can, however, believe that Eugenie and her husband left the premises after lunch before Morgan and Beatrice (happy to lunch with him but not willing to be photographed with him).

  21. Jais says:

    Well, if Piers Morgan’s wife says so. LMAO. I’d rather know what piers and his wife think about the sun court case. The mirror case that he’s involved in is up next. Can’t wait.

  22. C-Shell says:

    Standard projection. It’s the Wails’ marriage woes they’re trying to divert attention away from. Celia, who was also at the pub lunch this week, evidently got her marching orders from KP, but she’s just hollering in the echo chamber. The pics and videos from the Lakers game are 🔥🔥🔥.

  23. Harla A Brazen Hussy says:

    Bwahahaha!! This is filled with “I think”, “sort of” and “ I suppose” for someone who is “supposed to be” a “ royal expert” and can’t manage a simple declarative sentence. What an absolute joke Bwahahaha!!!

  24. Maida says:

    The desperate wishcasting here is really obvious. Also love the way she throws in “slightly” a few times as if even she realizes that what she is saying is nonsensical.

    • Bee says:

      Oh, she completely realizes it! She just doesn’t want to end up in court!

      Literally everything she’s saying is actually true of the Other Brother’s marriage.

  25. Izzy says:

    WHAT PUBLIC DUTIES?? They choose their projects together and support each other’s work. Harry’s only remaining official “duty” is attending the stupid Chubbly, and he will barely be there a full day before heading home to his family. His REAL family. In Montecito.

  26. Nerd says:

    This is the most “slightly”, “sort of” and “I suppose” desperate attempts to take focus away from the real scandal of William taking a secret payment for his privacy being invaded while at that same time he was trying to convince his brother not to sue for the same reason and he was allowing his employee to help the DF invade the privacy of his SIL in her own privacy case.

    Since when have Harry and Meghan had the same agenda? Her focus has always been about women’s empowerment and equality. His focus has always been about wounded and disabled veterans, the environment and AIDS. Couples don’t have to be joined at the hip. Just because this deranged woman’s husband is obsessed with everything to do with Meghan and she’s obsessed with everything to do with Harry and that has united them in attacking this couple, that doesn’t make that a healthy relationship. Joining to spread hate isn’t healthy whether you are alone or together in that mission. It’s just pathetic and even more disturbing when you do it as a couple.

  27. Z says:

    Celia and her husband need to stop smoking whatever it is they’re on

  28. Tessa says:

    Some in media so predictable with divorce rumor fake stories after Meghan not attending con a nation

  29. Shawna says:

    Kaiser, the writing on this post is so good. All those repeated sentence structures set up a poetic rhythm, which is then destroyed by “barf out.” So funny.

  30. KS says:

    Cut Celia some slack – it must be difficult when your husband is so desperately and publicly obsessed with another woman who is barely aware the both of you exist

    (Sarcasm, if you’re married to Piers Morgan you deserve thr embarrassment)

  31. Tessa says:

    Celia is an enabler supporting Piers obsession.

  32. Orchid says:

    The Daily Mail is obsessed with the Sussexes and Royal Family (the Sussexes in particular) to the point of insanity, but I’d like to comment on ‘everyone on that island is so upset that the Sussexes are happy, healthy, rich and free.’ I am from and live in the UK and personally don’t care enough to think anything. I look at the photo, take it at face value and get on with my day. Please don’t assume that everyone here is so interested in the Royal Family and/or the Sussexes. (I appreciate that me writing that when commenting on a story about the Sussexes seems odd, but I wanted to see what garbage Celia Walden was going to spout; hence clicking on the article).

    I’m obviously not qualified to comment on the whole country, but among my friends and colleagues nobody ever mentions the RF, Sussexes etc. I also never hear any snippets of conversation pertaining to either while on public transport, in a supermarket or other public place; and I live in a large city. There seems to be a lot of indifference towards the entire institution. As a case in point, the coronation is 10 days away, yet there doesn’t seem to be much buzz about it. It’s of interest mainly because a lot of people get a day off work on the Monday following. So to say that everyone here is so upset about two individuals in the US being happy, healthy etc seems a bit wide of the mark to me.

    • AnneL says:

      That’s interesting, Orchid. Thanks for telling it what it’s actually like on the ground. And honestly, that’s how it should be, IMO. People are busy and they don’t know the Royals or H and M. They have their own lives and interests, and more important things to discuss than Chuck’s gold carriage or Kate showing up to a button factory to “support the local economy” wearing a $1000 coat.

      I didn’t follow the Royals at all until H and M got engaged and I stumbled on this site. Now I keep up with them because I happen to like them, and the family drama and unhinged rants from the BM have been weirdly riveting. But give it a year and I might very well move on to another topic too.

    • MrsCope says:

      Thank you @orchid. I agree with Annel, and I actually take comfort in the fact people are largely living their own lives.

    • one of the marys says:

      I always assume ‘everyone’ refers to the royal family, courtiers and the entire tabloid media apparatus. Basically the people openly working against the Sussexes. All the writing about ‘everyone on that salty isle’ I only think of their obvious enemies not the general population.

    • equality says:

      Probably good news for the RF if they want to continue to live high off the people. When the people are indifferent, they can go about their scamming business with no pushback.

    • The Old Chick says:

      I know quite a few people in the UK who call themselves indifferent too but loathe H and M. Universally. It’s all the rubbish media, it bleeds into people’s brains.

    • JanetDR says:

      @Orchid, I have always assumed that was the case, but nice to have it verified. 😀
      Goodness knows we have our crazy “news” sources here as well!

  33. SussexWatcher says:

    Every single thing those “royal experts” say is 100% projection on the royal couple they’re not allowed to talk about!

    They haven’t been seen in months! = Will and Kate
    A couple on the brink of divorce! = Will and Kate
    Can barely tolerate each other in public? = Will and Kate
    No longer love each other and faking it for the cameras? = Will and Kate
    Failing in their public duties? (As if the Sussexes have public duties anymore!) = Will and Kate
    Spending too much on a huge home and new clothes? = Will and Kate

    Honestly, we only need to listen to their stupid commentary to get the truth of what’s happening in the Wailses marriage.

  34. TheVolvesSeidr says:

    The trash media makes me think I’m losing my mind. There is an *identical* article about kkkate and pegs from LBC I saw on twitter just now: https://twitter.com/kwh_1960/status/1651022096569434118/photo/1

  35. Lili says:

    Sorry Celia don’t dust off your LBD just yet for your date with Harry, he very much loves his wife. familes do all sorts to take care of their family. when my dad got a job in a new town we stayed the week with him and his wife came down for the weekend till she could secure a job in the same town as him. so this is nothing new

  36. Betsy says:

    Am I the only one who can’t see Instagram pictures on here? I can see the pic on the front page, but it’s just a white square on this page.

    I think the British media obsession with Harry and Meghan, when they claim that William and Kate are their everything, is really silly. Like a spurned lover.

    • Becks1 says:

      I can’t either. If its something I really want to see I can see the pic on my phone but I can’t see it on my work computer (but I can see the pic on the main page.)

      • Kitikonti says:

        Me too, thought it was cookie settings for the site but still not appearing after reset. Can see on other sites, just not this one.

    • "Lady D says:

      Click on the Instagram logo in the middle and it will take you to the pictures. If that doesn’t work, I don’t know what the problem is, sorry.

    • bisynaptic says:

      I usually can’t, either. Also, the page sometimes unexpectedly refreshes itself, and sends me to another section, so I lose my place.

    • BeanieBean says:

      When I first click on the article, that’s the case, but once I start reading through comments & commenting myself, and the page refreshes, then I can see the IG pictures. Sometimes I don’t want to wait, & click on IG as someone above noted, that’ll work too.

  37. Over it says:

    These people are deranged. Like seriously mind your business Celia , mind your business and keep Harry and Meghan name out your damn mouths. I feel like puss Morgan is not the only one in lust with Meghan. Apparently his wife is too.
    Harry ain’t never leaving his hot wife and happy life.

  38. Pumpkin says:

    She’s Piers’ wife. Nuff said.

  39. Hail says:

    Looks like Celia Walden and the rest of the rota clowns watch too much Lady C. They all had their separation stories lined up this week just for H&M to ruin their plans. Also, Celia should be more concerned with her marriage to Piss Moron. She’s the one who wrote a whole article about taking a 6 week break from him, so living with him must be unsurvivable. We’ve all seen what happens to women who pay more attention to H&M’s marriage than their own, just look at Sarah Vine.

  40. Harla A Brazen Hussy says:

    I’ve been waiting about 3 years for the “Meghan Hostage” bus to pick me up, is there a phone number I can call??

  41. aquarius64 says:

    Celia, I think, is screeching this nonsense because of the upcoming lawsuits. Fear and loathing is running in the Morgan household because Pus’ journalistic tactics could be exposed. Tactics so bad he may face prosecution and possible prison. She doesn’t want the disgrace of being the wife of a convicted felon.

  42. Bex says:

    Celia Walden, Piers Morgan’s wife, said this days after she and Piers was pictured out and about with Eugenie and Beatrice. She and her husband are trash.

  43. Mary Pester says:

    Oh cellia, I do so pity you, fancy being married to a man who is so in love, and so obsessed with another woman, it must be heart breaking for you, oops sorry, you haven’t got one have you, and neither has that phone hacking gobshite your married to. Look cellia, we KNOW this was your article about William and Khate, but then, shock horror, you saw the pictures of Harry and Megan looking loved up and happy and your poor little jealous brain couldn’t cope. Hence your slip up with “duties”, maybe learn to edit before you print. Meanwhile, hop back on that broom stick and swish back home, your husband is in attractive female company. But, park up a minute, are you and him separating cos your living SEPERATE lives?

    • Nick G says:

      Mary! How are you feeling today?
      💗

    • "Lady D says:

      I wonder if this article is a warning to William, especially if he recognizes himself in it. Does he know how close it came to being printed? I don’t think introspection is his strong suit though.

      • Mary Pester says:

        @Lady D, William doesn’t even know how to spell the word, let alone be capable of it. He just assumes, because he is the Heir, we will all fall down and worship him. If I fall down, it will be because I’m body slamming the odious toad

    • Bee says:

      Welcome back, dear Mary Pester! So glad you’re home and here again. You are truly one of my favorite commenters, on a site with a lot of great commenters!

  44. Elsa says:

    Good grief. They are so obviously happy and together.

  45. Kelsey says:

    Yes, because their sightings at the Lakers game shows that they can’t even stand to be around each other LMAOOOOOOOO. The PROJECTION. I am SCREAMING.

    It must have them shaking in their boots that Meghan isn’t coming to that Con-anation and that she isn’t bothered by missing it in the SLIGHTEST. And if these people keep fucking around Harry just might stay his ass home too.

    Which, honestly…all this stuff coming out about his family’s heavy sabotage to legitimate media lawsuits, it makes me wish he’d second guess going. The atmosphere might be even more different in the UK now than it was already going to be. I hope he’s got his security tight because I don’t want nobody getting silly on him while he’s in the UK because all this tabloid nonsense riled them up.

    BUT…Harry knows way more about these people than I do so I will enjoy the tears as I debate blowing out my name this weekend because Meghan has ya girl inspired haha.

  46. QuiteContrary says:

    My husband drives 30 minutes to his job every day. I work in my home office. I guess we’re “leading slightly separate lives.”

    I’ll have to tell him before we celebrate our next anniversary, which will be our 34th.

  47. Jaded says:

    This is just tabloid distraction from the real issue at hand, that Willnot and Pa are going to throw Khate under the bus after the Flubbly (C&C are going to flub it soooo badly). Those in the know are fully aware that the Wails are basically separated and an official announcement could be imminent. David and Rose Chumley are in tight with C&C now and it must be infuriating for Khate to be out in the cold along with her horrible mother. The tabloid war with the BaRF is heating up, they need fresh meat and the Middletons are perfect victims.

  48. Nic919 says:

    I’m inclined to believe it was originally written with the names Will and Kate and there was last minute cut and paste change. Because this is pure projection. They really don’t want to go down the road of which couple is getting along and which one isn’t, because it’s damn obvious.

  49. AC says:

    That must’ve psst off the BRF and the British tabloids that they were loudly cheered at the LA Laker game yesterday. HM were both also on the NBA instagram post yesterday . Funny how some of the BRF and BP trolls tried to spread hate on the comments section of that NBA post but a lot of people clapped back at them. Some of those trolls most likely has never even been to an American basketball game and they sounded stupid.
    Regarding William, yep totally exposed. As my mom would tell us kids when we’re younger, if you do something bad the Truth will eventually come out. Lol..

  50. Escape says:

    Her – gorgeous – shorts suit she wore to the Lakers has these crazies so upset. I know this is off topic but I think her outfit freaked the loonies at DM out so bad that they are grabbing at anything to put H&M down.

  51. Jay says:

    I’d like to see Celia knashing her teeth that her unhinged doomsaying about the Sussexes’ marriage ran concurrently with the photos of them all loved up and getting cheers from the crowd at the Laker’s game. Unfortunate timing for Celia, but lots of laughs for us. It also looked to me like they were there with members of the Archewell team, so not only are they still clearly into each other, but they are celebrating their successful team!

    Other than the one time they were pictured with Jason Knauf at the infamous “Kate shoving bugs in people’s faces” event, I can’t remember another time that the Wales staff was seen at an event where they were a guest, not the invisible help, have you? We hardly ever see the Wales staff credited by name and title, much less doing events with their employers.

  52. mandy says:

    this is clearly nonsense, why are we even covering it? this is just giving what the BM wants…people to click and comment on bs that’s meant to sell papers and ads.

  53. L4Frimaire says:

    I love the Sussexes just living their lives makes these people look stupid and utterly clueless. They looked amazing at the Lakers game and very into each other. Also what public duties? They are not state or government employees.They really can’t handle Meghan just doing as she pleases and showing up when she pleases. They’ve been pushing this since Harry has completely owned all press and promotion of Spare, and she isn’t going to the sad trombone coronation. So if she does her own projects and he does his own projects, like promote the book he wrote, it’s a sign of them living separate lives? Riiiight.

  54. LIONE says:

    Funny to see Harry growing more hair.
    There’s something magical in Cali where men who are almost bald just get a full set of hair all of sudden 😉

    • Dhianna says:

      I don’t know about that….I see his balding more and more but he is still sexy to me. Therefore, I see William has a few fluffs going on there…..hmmmm

    • Jojo says:

      Maybe he’s having hair transplant sessions @LIONE. Why not? I would if I were a bloke and I was thinning on top. Men have cosmetic procedures as well as women. I’ll never understand why anyone choosing to do something like that if they want to is even considered noteworthy.

  55. blunt talker says:

    The only ones who know what goes on in the Sussex household are the Sussex-however Meghan and Harry can operate together or separately -they both have the ability to function together or independently-Harry does not need someone to put toothpaste on his brush every morning-they don’t walk around with toilet seats everywhere they go-they have the ability to function as people without someone holding someone’s hand or is in someone face 24/7-there are no hostages here-sorry-my aunt and her husband-my uncle worked nights for 20 years and my aunt worked days for 20 years-guess what they are still together and happy after their retirements