Mike Tindall will take part in yet another reality show, this time in prison

Two seconds after QEII died, Mike Tindall signed up to compete on a tacky reality show called I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. He was eliminated before the final, but not before he was photographed assaulting a female crew member on the production. Tindall did make six-figures from the whole tacky extravaganza though – not only was he paid for the show, his profile was boosted enough that he got some sponsors like Domino’s and Amazon. All in all, a nice payday for a few months of “work.” Tindall also has a podcast where he gossips about sports, celebrity and royalty, and it turns out that he’s organized some kind of podcast tour too. And now this: Tindall is taking part in yet another reality show.

Mike Tindall is set to appear on the small screen once more, following his successful appearance on I’m a Celebrity, Get me out of Here last year. The husband of King Charles’ niece Zara and former rugby international, 44, will appear on new ITV reality show Grand Slammers.

Alongside other players from the England Rugby team that won the 2003 World Cup, Mike will enter HMP The Mount prison and attempt to build and train a team of inmates strong enough to compete against a formidable rival, the Australians. The other players entering the facility – which is home to one of the only remaining rugby pitches inside an adult male English prison – include Captain Martin Johnson, Jonny Wilkinson, Lawrence Dallaglio, Phil Vickery, Jason Robinson, Will Greenwood, Ben Cohen, Mike Tindall and Matt Dawson.

According to the production company behind the programme, which will feature two 90-minute shows, the series will offer a ‘vivid insight into the power of sport to change lives as the England legends open up to inmates about how rugby had a profound impact on them during formative periods and gave them a purpose in life’.

Mike’s return to the small screen comes as he appeared to ramp up work in recent months, appearing on I’m A Celebrity and a number of advertising campaigns, including for Domino’s and Amazon. He also recently announced that his podcast The Good, The Bad and The Rugby would tour across the UK, with 17 dates set to take place. The 17 date tour will start at the end of October and continue throughout November and December.

[From The Daily Mail]

Honestly, this one doesn’t sound as tacky as the last one. The Mail quotes the producer of the show at length, explaining that the rugby training is a way to combat recidivism and I sort of get that. It’s tricky, though, when you consider that some/many of the imprisoned men have likely been convicted of violent crimes, and now a TV producer and the king’s nephew-in-law will be spending all of this time humanizing them and teaching them a violent sport. In any case, the Tindalls are really cashing in now that QEII has passed. The royal commentators sniff and say that Charles will be keeping his eye on this stuff, but that sounds like just another bluff. Like, “the palace is reviewing the Sussexes’ contracts” kind of bluff.

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  1. Barbara says:

    Even his ugly face screams “tacky.”

  2. ThatsNotOkay says:

    Are they paying the prisoners? No. Then gross. This is exploitative. If you are honestly trying to reduce recidivism and improve the lives of (soon-to-be-former) inmates, then do this as a private charity event or program where you’re not seeking publicity and acting for the cameras. Exploitation and literal slave labor for the cameras. Just…gross.

  3. Amy Bee says:

    They have to be playing these former players a lot of money to get them on the show. I mean the idea behind it seems noble enough but hopefully the participating prisoners will be getting a good appearance fee as well as the former players.

  4. girl_ninja says:

    Bellend doing bellend things. Are the prisoners going to get paid as well? If not, then this is just exploitation masked as a game show.

    • Andy Dufresne says:

      Let these prisoners turn on them!

      Bellend needs to go!

    • BeanieBean says:

      Also, will the professional players get to go home every night to sleep in their own beds, eat their own food, etc? This is so exploitative.

  5. amadabasura says:

    Someone needs to zip up this bell end. It just keeps turning up.

  6. Somebody Nobody says:

    Well at least he’s working…

  7. Lady D says:

    They got the location of his next ‘charity act’ right. He’ll fit right in.

  8. Athena says:

    This isn’t so bad, it has some redeeming factors. Why can’t Mike get a sportscaster job on the U.K.’s equivalent of ESPN?

    What is the point of being a member of the BRF if you have no wealth? How can a woman, a grandmother, worth hundreds of millions leave her grandchildren not provided for? If she had left them money this would not be happening. Base on inheritance law she could have made provisions all these years that were not taxable as long as she lived 7 years past the date of the gift.

  9. I hope one of the inmates knocks the ugly off his face. Accidentally of course 😉.

  10. Afken I says:

    The power of sport to rehabilitate…. Sounds familiar. I wonder if rugby patrons William and Kate will go anywhere near this.

    • BeanieBean says:

      I had the same thought along those lines, as well. Will the BRF turn out to support this, but not their military vets?

  11. Jais says:

    From what I can tell, Zara and Mike make their money due to being royal adjacent. Which I don’t even care about. It’s more that Harry and Meghan offered to still do work for the monarchy while making their own money. And weren’t allowed.

  12. Jan says:

    Sure they make their own money, still it is not enough to buy their own home, living off the taxpayers through Anne.

    • Libra says:

      They live in the Gatcombe Park estate for tax purposes. I read an interesting article about this a while back. The whole estate was restructured so that when Anne passed away the estate goes to her children tax free. In order to qualify ,the horse business on the estate belongs to Zara. She and her brother also own their homes on the estate. Somehow business and home ownership figures in but don’t know how. Too complicared for me which is why I am not a financial advisor.Gatcombe is financially independent and receives no tax money which is why a death tax restructuring was possible.

  13. JanetDR says:

    Who would want to watch this goon do anything?

  14. Krista says:

    Tacky. So tacky.

  15. Bellah says:

    Someone has been inspired by Harry’s Invictus Games 😝
    Can’t wait for the royal rota to start referencing and comparing IG to this in their promotional articles to come.

  16. one of the marys says:

    What a bunch of hypocrites

  17. bisynaptic says:

    He’s hot on Harry’s heels.