Emma Stone has been a Louis Vuitton brand ambassador for years and the collaboration sucks. I say that with love – in the past few years, we’ve seen LV make custom looks for other brand ambassadors, and certain people (Ana de Armas, Zendaya) find a way to make it work. Some people don’t find a way to make it work and Emma is one of them. It’s like Margot Robbie and Chanel – it was always the wrong fit of actress and brand. Now, I understand why Emma initially signed on to LV – she probably thought she would get offbeat, cool clothes. Instead, it’s like they give her the fuggest stuff from every collection.
Anyway, here are some photos from the Poor Things premiere in London last night. Look what Louis Vuitton gave Emma – a slip dress with chest netting and what appears to be one of the worst-cut skirts ever. They topped it off with what appears to be a taffeta (?) robe. This is what passes for “high end.” As much as I hate this ensemble, the worst part of the look is Emma’s makeup – her makeup artist gave her Angry Baby Brows.
Bonus photos of Emma’s Poor Things costars Mark Ruffalo (with his wife) and Willem Dafoe.
Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.
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- Emma Stone photographed on the Red Carpet arriving at the Poor Things UK Gala Screening at The Barbican Centre in London, UK on 14 December 2023 .,Image: 829599574, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: Mandatory Credit: Julie Edwards/LFI/Avalon, Model Release: no, Credit line: Julie Edwards / Avalon
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- Emma Stone beim Gala-Screening des Kinofilms Poor Things im Barbican Centre. London, 14.12.2023 *** Emma Stone at the gala screening of the movie Poor Things at the Barbican Centre London, 14 12 2023 Foto:xD.xJonesx/xFuturexImagex poor_3228,Image: 829711550, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: imago is entitled to issue a simple usage license at the time of provision. Personality and trademark rights as well as copyright laws regarding art-works shown must be observed. Commercial use at your own risk., Model Release: no, Credit line: IMAGO/David Jones / Avalon
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- Sunrise Coigney mit Ehemann Mark Ruffalo beim Gala-Screening des Kinofilms Poor Things im Barbican Centre. London, 14.12.2023 *** Sunrise Coigney with husband Mark Ruffalo at the gala screening of the movie Poor Things at the Barbican Centre London, 14 12 2023 Foto:xD.xJonesx/xFuturexImagex poor_3219,Image: 829711604, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: imago is entitled to issue a simple usage license at the time of provision. Personality and trademark rights as well as copyright laws regarding art-works shown must be observed. Commercial use at your own risk., Model Release: no, Credit line: IMAGO/David Jones / Avalon
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- Emma Stone beim Gala-Screening des Kinofilms Poor Things im Barbican Centre. London, 14.12.2023 *** Emma Stone at the gala screening of the movie Poor Things at the Barbican Centre London, 14 12 2023 Foto:xS.xVasx/xFuturexImagex poor_3309,Image: 829719228, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: imago is entitled to issue a simple usage license at the time of provision. Personality and trademark rights as well as copyright laws regarding art-works shown must be observed. Commercial use at your own risk., Model Release: no, Credit line: IMAGO/Steve Vas / Avalon
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- Emma Stone beim Gala-Screening des Kinofilms Poor Things im Barbican Centre. London, 14.12.2023 *** Emma Stone at the gala screening of the movie Poor Things at the Barbican Centre London, 14 12 2023 Foto:xS.xVasx/xFuturexImagex poor_3305,Image: 829719400, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: imago is entitled to issue a simple usage license at the time of provision. Personality and trademark rights as well as copyright laws regarding art-works shown must be observed. Commercial use at your own risk., Model Release: no, Credit line: IMAGO/Steve Vas / Avalon
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- Mark Ruffalo, Emma Stone und Willem Dafoe beim Gala-Screening des Kinofilms Poor Things im Barbican Centre. London, 14.12.2023 *** Mark Ruffalo, Emma Stone and Willem Dafoe at the gala screening of the film Poor Things at the Barbican Centre London, 14 12 2023 Foto:xS.xVasx/xFuturexImagex poor_3289,Image: 829719598, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: imago is entitled to issue a simple usage license at the time of provision. Personality and trademark rights as well as copyright laws regarding art-works shown must be observed. Commercial use at your own risk., Model Release: no, Credit line: IMAGO/Steve Vas / Avalon
This wouldn’t be bad if it weren’t for the fact that the bottom of the dress looks too heavy. The heavy seaming is awkward with the slip-dress top. It either should have been less seamed at the bottom or more structured at the top.
The bottom of the dress doesn’t make any sense to me
Yeah, at first I was going to say the dress is fine, but the more you see of it, the more it seems oddly constructed.
Make the skirt make sense! Is the band to add length? Is the band cut on the straight grain for a frickin’ bias-cut slip dress? Why bias-cut but also pieced yet not color-blocked? It’s all SO WRONG!!!
Honestly, after the last dress, this is at least a level up. The color looks pretty on her skin tone.
I agree. I think she looks beautiful in this colour and I especially love the overcoat.
The asymmetric seam across the dress is throwing me off, but this look works for “Poor Things”—severe, washed out, a slip/nightgown and “bathrobe” that’s literally falling off. She looks amazing.
The structured bottom is supposed to echo the volume of the shawl/robe. If you consider it in terms of shapes and form, it works.
Once again, I am here to champion “insane geometry” in fashion (I also liked T-Swift’s girls’ night outfit, which was similarly severe). Usually dresses with the asymmetrical seam are almost shapeless, with a fluttering handkerchief hem; this has the look of a slipdress but the wide hem sort of yanks it into shape, making it “structured” at the last possible instant. This structure is mirrored by the “chest net.” The overall effect is… I can only think of the word “baroque,” and I love baroque. (I think I agree with Kaiser about the brows, though.)
Whaaat, I respectfully disagree, she looks ethereal. I love everything about this!
Same. She looks stunning, the blue is gorgeous and interesting, I just love it all.
I actually think she looks very beautiful;the slip dress does seem overly heavy on the bottom,but somehow the colors all work well with her hair and makeup.I love her darker red hair-she seems to wear many hair color and makeup shades easily and well.
LV constantly does ES dirty. Almost always. Here, the tailoring is slightly off, otherwise this is not the most offensive thing they’ve had her wear and it still looks bad. The color is all wrong for her: the white is too stark and the lilac thingy is too blue for her skin tone. Actually the more I look at this, the worse I feel it is. I do like what Mark and his wife are wearing and they look cute together.
This is the most Ill fitting and unattractive get up I have seen on her. Did she look in the mirror? Does not flatter her. She deserves better.
That’s absolutely the wrong cut for her figure. She’s very small and it makes her chest look broad and the space between her breasts weird. I can’t even look at the hem, it’s ridiculous.
DaFoe has stopped aging, hasn’t he? He has looked pretty much the same for the past 20 years
She looks like Emily Blunt in these pics.
First time leaving a comment. I remember watching E! interviewing Emma at the Oscar’s years ago and as she walked down the stairs Nicole Kidman was waiting to be interviewed and she gave Emma the “stank eye” as she walked past her. I was so shocked. Just a random memory.
Sounds like Nic was a little jealous. LOL
Boring slip dress, with a strange bottom and the blue looks like a cheap hospital bathrobe fallen around her.
Emma is so pretty.
The outfit is a fail.
Totally agree. I hate the non-color. LV is not doing Emma any favors with the tacky dresses seen so far. How about something with some color that doesn’t look like Swiss cheese.
Poor thing… Sorry, I’ll show myself out…
Wow, this is not a flattering look on her and the dress looks like someone’s early efforts in dressmaking that didn’t quite come out the way they wanted.
Having now been to a few exhibitions where you get to see designer gear up close and personal this does not fit into the same category.
Yes to everything, SARAHCS! I saw an exhibit of the Queen of the Bias Cut, Madame Vionnet. Perfection. All of it. I wish Rmma Stone would just wear vintage couture. She’s made for it.
i think she looks luminous. very beautiful.
Slightly off the fashion subject- i am super excited to see this movie.
It looks original and fun and weird.
And Willem Dafoe is underrated, in my opinion.
Do you think 2024 will be a move away from slip dresses and fronts that expose a lot of chest? I sound like a puritan. More that it is getting so boring and is never really flattering.
Bias cut dresses are tricky enough to begin with, but to chop up a early 1980’s prom dress into a coat that doesn’t match the dress and voila~fizzle sputter sputter
I think Emma looks beautiful. The dress is just simple and doesn’t overpower her.
I saw on Twitter that she pointed out to Andrew Garfield in the audience at the same event. It’s great they’re still good friends but Sometimes I wonder if those 2 are not really over each other.
That “dress” looks like a poorly made nightie.
The 👠 👠 needed to be something bright, to distract from that ugly bottom
Poor Emma, this dress is horrendous, it looks so cheap. I am not a fan of LV clothing but this, ugh, wow. I wonder if Emma really likes this dress or was she pretty much forced to wear it.