Continuing in the vein of this week’s idiotic tabloid cover stories, we have Kourtney Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson being featured on not one but two tabloid covers this week. They got Life & Style and OK! Magazine for some reason that I can’t explain. What’s so exclusive about these two women’s stories? They both have newborns. What’s breaking news? Oh my God, the baby burped! Give her a cover story!
Anyway, OK hasn’t released anything from their cover story other than some vague promises of “new moms telling all” and something about “romantic dinner dates” which seems a bit soon. I mean, how can these two new mothers still not feel like crap? But the cover story Life & Style released was almost exclusively about Kourtney, not Kendra:
Last January, Kourtney Kardashian was a staple on the social scene. This year, there’s only one guy she’s spending face time with: Mason Dash, the son she and her boyfriend, Scott Disick, welcomed on Dec. 14. “I’m just loving all the time with him,” Kourtney, 30, tells Life & Style in a new exclusive interview. “I really don’t miss my old life. I can’t imagine life without Mason now.”
Kourtney is the first to admit that her schedule has done a 180 since she’s become a mom. “I used to get up and literally not stop until at least midnight,” Kourtney says. Having ditched her high-paced social life, she’s now happiest playing house. “I really don’t miss my freedom at all — there’s nothing I’d rather do than be home with Mason and Scott,” Kourtney tells Life & Style. “We relax, eat, sleep, play. Our biggest plans now are taking Mason out for a stroll or giving Mason his first bath. It’s amazing how fulfilling those things are for me.”
But Kourtney wasn’t always sure she’d be this content with motherhood. “She was definitely scared before she had Mason, asking, ‘Am I going to be a great mother? Am I going to love this baby as much as I should'” Scott, 26, tells Life & Style. “And that all went out the door.” In fact, her devotion to their child has brought the couple with the rocky past closer than ever. “She’s just ridiculously good with Mason. She’s perfection. It’s made me fall a little bit more in love with her,” Scott says.
[From Life & Style]
I don’t mean to be rude, but doesn’t it seem like Kourtney is just a month away from getting totally bored and dumping her baby on her mother so she can go out partying? It’s like she’s trying to convince us that she’s so changed. Hey, maybe she is. And maybe it doesn’t help that OK and Life & Style are taking their metaphorical temperature every two seconds. Like, “Hey, it’s been a day, is motherhood still wonderful?” Get back to them a year from now.
OK and Life & Style covers courtesy of CoverAwards.
What! No Morgan Freeman cover story?!!
um what new mother wont shut up about their new baby!??? Have you ever met a new mother?? Maybe its just me but thats all i hear!! Its not a bad thing tho, You should want to talk about your baby. I understand you may not like them but speaking about their child is nothing to shun.
. “She’s just ridiculously good with Mason. She’s perfection. It’s made me fall a little bit more in love with her,” Scott says.
a little bit?? forget me!!!
WOW! Scott changes diapers! Sign him up for the Nobel Peace Prize!
Seriously, who brags about that? Most men SHOULD change diapers if they have a child. I know that some don’t, but they SHOULD, and shouldn’t be praised for it. It is a part of having children.
What is wrong with Kendra’s face in the header pic????
geez…you’d swear these two were the only ones to ever give birth.
baby look so cute.
I rather read about Dr. Drew.
I predict she will be at home and under the (party) radar for about a year or 18 mos. Then, Scott will get caught cheating and they will break up. It will take a few months because break ups don’t happen overnight and we will have to (painfully) read about it and speculate. Finally, she will start going out A LOT, get photographed without underpants and go all Britney on us. I don’t think she will shave her head but it will get ugly.
The worst of it will be her mother stepping in and talking for her. She really is the worst.
@ Firestarter – I totally agree. That’s not great dad behavior, that’s just decent parenting. If Daddy didn’t change the diaper, who would? Oh, Mommy. And no one would marvel at what a “great” mom she is for doing it.
@ lilred – I also totally agree with this. It seems the tabs are trying SO HARD to make us care about them, because “OMG babies” or something.
Get back to Kourtney when Mason Dixon is being potty trained and is in his terrible twos. Or when he’s teething, and keeping her up nights. Can’t wait to hear what she’ll have to say then!
Kendra I can tolerate (in small doses) because she’s such a naif; it’s cute to hear the wonderment in her words when talking about little what’s-his-face-the 5th.
Leek: I really dont see Kourtney as the weak type to lose her mind & shave her head over some schmuck boyfriend/babydaddy
I agree, Kendras face looks different in both pictures…whats up with that?
From the L&S cover it seems like little Mason Dixon looks like his father.
Can’t really tell who little Baskett 4 looks like since he’s totally blocked by the giant headline! WTH signed off on this cover?
Meh, I don’t mind new mothers going on and on about their babies, however, I don’t know know many new moms who are talking about their ‘hot sex lives’.
So where did Robsten go on their secret vacation??? Must have details! LOL!
What is Dr. Drew’s Drug Shocker?? Must know NOW! LOL.
These mags are so trashy it’s fantastic. Does anyone even buy them? I always just flip through them while I’m standing in the check out line.
Was it ever confirmed that Disick is really the baby’s dad?
I guess it’s better than more Brangelina crap or the other go-to, why can’t Aniston get a man.
I don’t like Disick, but I think he should call for a DNA test just to be sure.
Of course if’s he’s not the dad, he’ll be out of the spotlight shortly thereafter, and I don’t think he wants that.
I agree with everyone about the man changing the diapers. Every celebrity dad always feels they have to mention that they change diapers. And I immediately assume they don’t. If you have to mention it you are probably lying.
Ugh, how boring is it to hear about other people’s kids? WHO THE F*CK CARES? Seriously, the only people who care about your kid is you, the father (sometimes) and maybe your family. That’s about it. Babies are boring and creep me out. I understand that when someone has a baby that it completely changes their lives, but it’s not that interesting to others, TBH. The world does not revolve around you and your offspring, nor should everyone be interested in your child, and the sooner this celeb baby exploitation ends, the better we’ll ALL be. Especially me 🙂
@ Jessica & Becks
My guess is that Kendra just swelled up.
My cousin’s wife just had a baby and her face swelled up like a balloon.
I think the reason they are focusing on these two new mothers is because they are both such idiots that it’s surprising they can actually figure out how to change a diaper and haven’t mistakenly put their babies in the refrigerator…yet.
OMG we’re going to have reality shows about those celebutards potty training their kids *bangs head against wall*
Kendra probably got a little swollen after having the baby….I know after having my twin boys, I could barely open my eyes for pictures because they were so swollen. It goes away pretty quickly…but then again..kendra jumped out of her birthing bed to get pictures out to the public. Sooooo…..guess she didn’t mind looking a little puffy. I think Kourtney looks a little puffy too….but not as much.
@Firestarter- Agreed! I mean seriously right?
He loves her so much now that she’s had his baby.
Well holy hell that is the lesson I want all 16 year old girls to take away from this. When you have his baby, he’ll love you more. It will bring you two closer. So go ahead. Make the biggest mistake of your entire life and tie yourself to this person who in 10 years will make you gag just thinking about him.
$%@$#%$^
Seriously. Baby does not = love. Did Maury teach us nothing?!?
@Peach – LOL! I know that was not supposed to be funny, but it was. AND VERY TRUE!
@Peach- You got that right!
omg i can’t agree more with the diaper changing thing. its your job as a parent!!! i’m such a great mom, i feed and clean up my child! yeah me! lol
I also hate when dads (who live with their kids especially) say they have to “babysit” its your life, not some side job when you decide mom gets to have a break once a month.
my friend always has to stay home or bring her daughter because the dad doesn’t want to “babysit” shouldn’t have had a kid then! whats more annoying is that this is the norm and accepted. a dad is a great dad if he changes a diaper.
Peach, your aim is true!
Furthermore if Snott’s (typo stays) interest and “love” peaks for people who are amazingly good with children I am issuing this warning: *steps on soapbox, picks up bullhorn* NOW HEAR THIS, ALL NANNYS, DAY CARE PROVIDERS, NICU NURSES AND ELDERY GRANNIES..RUN FOR THE HILLS!
SNOTT DIPS**T IS COMMING FOR YA!
How much time she spends with her son because it seems like everyday she has a new interview and photoshoot, she is the only new mom that I heard haves so much free time with a new born baby.
And she is going to be on Leno show , are you people sure is a real baby and not a doll , that takes out for interviews?
I think in the top pic of Kendra, that she didn’t put much makeup on, and that she didn’t style her hair. It looks like she just brushed it out and was done. I’m sure when the boys are older, E! will have a show (or shows, who would want to share a show) about potty-training, talking, etc. It would have to be two different shows, because I can’t see Kourtney sharing a show with someone who is NOT a Kardashian.
If the “men” actually change the diapers, good for them. But they would have to do more than one every few days, and some without being asked to, WITH the mom being home. Changing a diaper when it’s just the dad with the baby doesn’t count.
Actually these magazines are the one fueling all this baby stuff. It’s a ploy to sell magazines. The gals probably did one interview and they have to stretch it into a few covers to make up the money they spent in paying them for pics.
LolaBella – Robsten went to the Isle Of Wight, just across the water from me. I can get there in 30 mins on a boat and I’m so upset because I always thought I would be able to ‘feel’ if Robert was that close to me!
Also not sure why they would want to go there its called the Pile of Shi*e in my neck of the woods.
I don’t mind Kendra in small doses but can’t stand the other b!tch! Had no idea who she was until she got knocked up.