Kirstie Alley wants to bash Joy Behar in the privates


Former “Cheers” star Kirstie Alley isn’t just fighting with her weight or the National Enquirer. She’s engaged in a weird, vicious Twitter war with “The View” host Joy Behar, whom she has nicknamed “Joy Bewhore.” Wow, it’s like 7th grade all over again, except the mean girls aren’t cheerleaders – they’re ugly, aging harpies with Internet access! Huffington Post explains:

In the wasteland of Kirstie Alley’s prolific Twitter activity lies a feud with Joy Behar, seemingly over the talk show host’s coverage of Tiger Woods on ‘The Joy Behar Show.’

“and WHY has Joy Behar turned into such a self righteous cooz head? OOOOooo that’s right…..FOREVER!!!,” Kirstie tweeted earlier this month. “CHEATING is between a husband and wife. Not TMZ and Joy Bewhore…God, I want to bash her in the vagina with her microphone.”

Kirstie’s followers let her know she sounded insane, to which Kirstie responded that Joy “already WENT after me several times.”

Joy managed to ignore Kirstie’s rant until Friday.

“Kirstie Alley calls me Joy Bewhore. Compliments! Compliments!” she tweeted.

This is not the first time Kirstie has gotten into it with a talk show host. She went after “Conan O’Bitch O’Brian” on Twitter in November after he poked fun at her weight.

Kirstie’s loopy tweeting has targeted others, including former Cheers costar Kelsey Grammer.

“@Kelsey_Grammer Kelsey..come over and make out with me…tell your wife it’s for old times sake..she’ll be cool with it,” she tweeted Monday night.

It comes as no surprise that Kirstie’s A&E weight loss reality show premieres this spring.

“Having fun watching my body melt away in a healthy fun way…this zone is the one I want to live in..THE GUILT FREE ZONE..ra ra aaa Roma Rom,” she tweeted Monday. “My new show starts to air in March on A& can watch the fat melt away for yourself…lol…”

[From Huffington Post]

Did Kirstie attend the Tila Tequila school of self-promotion recently? You know, the “Bash another celebrity, followed with a shameless plug” tactic Tila loves so much. At this point, are there even people out there who remember who Kirstie Alley was – enough to market a show around her? Well, I guess if Danny Bonaduce and Scott Baio can have a show, Kirstie can, too. But I’m not looking forward to “watching the fat melt away.” That sounds kind of graphic for me. I mean, I can barely handle “Hoarders” as it is. I would, however, tune in to see Kirstie and Joy in a cage match. I happen to think they are both hideous, inside and out. But Joy’s from Brooklyn – I believe she’d administer quite the beatdown.

Kirstie Alley in Hollywood on January 14, 2010. Credit: Ben Dome, Matt Smith @ Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Katalina76 says:

    Love the face of the woman behind her to the left in the top pic. Priceless.

  2. Julie Newmar says:

    Such scrappy ‘ladies’ … I think both these broads are hiding a set of nunchucks in chin number 4.

  3. rzrlvr says:

    Thanks for pointing that out! It’s priceless!

    And under fear of being attacked..I feel i should mention the first thing that popped into my head is…you know who’s perfect for Kirstie? Jon Gosselin! And i think you’re right…I think Joy Behar would win in that smackdown.

  4. Tess says:

    @ Julie: You absolutely nailed it when you called them “broads.” Perfect!!!

    Anyhoo, both those broads are walkin’ around with a boatload of unresolved issues.

  5. Leek says:

    These two are…oh, it’s not even worth it.

  6. dee says:

    lol@ chin #4
    I think she’s gone nutz. I used to really like her until everything she said or did centered around her weight. I get that its a big issue in her world but its old now. she used to be funny, kind of miss her personality that now seems to be hidden under all her weight issues.

  7. A_G says:

    “Kirstie Alley wants to bash Joy Behar in the privates”

    Hey, who doesn’t? :tee-hee:

  8. lolo says:

    I like this 😀

  9. Ggirl says:

    Wow, to think yesterday I said I didn’t think Kirstie was that bad. Good for her if she can let the fat melt away but she better hang on to the last one or two marbles she has rolling around in that loopy head of hers. Twitter is dangerous for someone like her!

  10. Popcorny says:

    I think there was an article yesterday asking if Kirstie deserves any sympathy.
    I was on the fence enough not to post.
    After reading this (and other reports of similar behavior) I finally have an answer and that is “not an ounce” (pardon the pun).
    She wants to sexually assault Joy Behar, utter trash. I’m paying no more attention to this creasty beast.

  11. Relli says:

    These 2, a vat of crisco and a wrestling ring = awesome

  12. lucy2 says:

    Agreed, her weight and never ending attempts at weight loss have become her whole life and personality. I know there’s not a lot of other opportunities for her but come on already.
    I’d put my money on Joy, but I’d pay even more money not to have the mental images this article conjures up.

  13. Maddie says:

    No wonder she takes the side of Tiger she cheated on her ex-husband Parker with some skanky bad B-actor.

  14. Maleficent says:

    Kirstie sounds like she is a bitter, nasty and lonely woman.

  15. TaylorB says:

    Wonder what Kelsey Grammar did to get on her bad side? I am no big fan of either of these women, but Kirstie sounds like she is coming a bit unglued.

  16. Sigh. says:

    Yeah, both of these broads can have malordorous, self-contradicting attitudes sometimes, so Team Whoeverthehellelsewhoisn’tinvolvedinthis.

    Wasn’t this fat supposed to be melted away like a year ago, which she vowed on Oprah (who told her to be careful about making empty promises on tv, especially about crash diets).

    Unless she is pulling a “Ruby,” and going to therapy, her shtick is gonna stay “Cranky yo-yo dieter” and not respected actress.

  17. Dorothy says:

    Team Joy!!

  18. danielle says:

    Kristie sounds like she’s cracking. Or maybe this has always been her personality, but with Twitter she doesn’t have a publicist filtering her crazy.

  19. Judy says:

    Kirstie is hard-looking, crude and less than truthful. Never liked her, with the exception of “Cheers.” She needs to learn to shut up.

  20. JohnnieR says:

    This is almost as good as Kate Jackson sitting in her Charlie’s Angels trailer, sipping on gin and tonics, making a Cheryl Ladd voodoo doll out of Candy Spelling’s liposuctioned skin, and sticking it with old hairpins that Farrah used on season one.

  21. Bam Bam says:

    Cage Fight, what a wonderful idea! I’d love to see that.

  22. NunyaBiz says:

    Pig on Pig action will pass.

  23. canadianchick says:

    Lol yep Joy can be harsh but I’d want her on my side if in a political debate or a Brooklyn street fight. Though Kirstie might eat the crisco and sit on any opponents..

  24. Bete says:

    Kirstie Alley is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside and feigns irrationality. Her Tweets are as ridiculous as she is. But I have to hand it to her. She is more famous for being fat now.

  25. oh hey says:

    Man, get this woman away from $cientology (how can she afford to still be a member if she’s not working lately) and get her several therapists.

  26. GatsbyGal says:

    Damn…even if Kirstie did ever lose all the weight and get thin, she’d still be a super-fug.

  27. ViktoryGin says:

    Aaaah, look who needs attention. Okay….so I rescind yesterday’s attempt to come to her defense.

  28. ER says:

    Joy Bewhore – Love it!

  29. Legend says:

    “These 2, a vat of crisco and a wrestling ring = awesome”

    Sounds good, but in reality Kirstie would polish the vat off before Behar left the dressing room.

  30. MooMoo says:

    I just want to know, who the hell told Joy Behar she’s funny enough to go round calling herself as a comedian???

    The lady is far less funny than most people I know.

  31. northern says:

    It’s too bad that no cares enough for Kirstie to tell her that the best exercise and weight loss program would be to learn to push herself away from the table. I am so tired of these fat, rich celebrities trying to make their weight problems about “issues”. Its about eating too much of the wrong food too often, and then making excuses for yourself.

  32. RAMONA says:

    Kirstie Ally is smart,funny,talented,witty and her comic timing is flawless. I have always loved her…Who cares if she is fat, she is still the same person…

  33. Aspie says:

    Team Joy!!!

    I hate Kirstie’s self-righteous ways! Ugh!

  34. Jazz says:

    Who gave Joy Behar her own show??

  35. shelly65 says:

    why is kristys weight being mentioned in her comment, it has nothing to do with it, i’m sure you wouldn’t dare blast oprah on her weight issues and why her emotional well being has played into it for years. what is this world comming to, joy has really nothing nice to say about anyone, or anything, it’s always negitive or blasting, belittling, she appears to be very e-moral, she is obcessed with politics, and if your a republican,, she automatically has something bad to say about you, when our president just said at the state of the union address, that republicans and democratics should come together at this time instead of the opposite, she seems to have gotten worse since she has her own show, i totally agree with kristy, sorry folks, but really,, joy behore is the worse to happen to night time televion