Pamela Anderson signs on for ‘Dancing With the Stars’


I saw these photos yesterday, of Pamela Anderson walking the red carpet for a Miami club, and I barely had words to describe this mess. Beyond the fact that this is now Pam’s job – showing up to random clubs with her boobs hanging out – I have to ask, at what point does she stop applying eye shadow? Seriously? This is a mess.

Anyway, good news for Pamela! She’ll soon be able to pay off a few of those platinum pool tiles at her debt-ridden Malibu home. Pamela has signed on to appear on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. Ugh. Here’s more:

Pam Anderson has signed to be on the next season of ABC’s hit Dancing With the Stars, has learned exclusively.

In a move that’s sure to boost the male viewing audience, Pam and the show have agreed to all terms for a deal and the deal is done, a source told

“Pam is thrilled and so is the show,” the source told

Donny Osmond was crowned champion last season of the popular show, which always features an eclectic cast of competitors.

“She really wanted to do the show and the show thought it was a great idea,” the source told

[From Radar]

Countdown until Pamela “accidentally” falls out of her sparkly dancing outfit. No, it should be good trash television, but I won’t watch it. Even though it might be one of the few times we get to see Pamela in America! Yes, it seems the current rumor is that Pam is going to be moving to England at some point (maybe after she gets kicked off of DWTS?). I guess this goes along with rumors that she’s selling her Malibu money pit, because how else could she afford it? How much does DWTS pay, anyway? It can’t be that much.

Pamela Anderson at Club PLAY in Miami, Florida on February 2, 2010. Credit:

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  1. bella says:

    Oh dear. Countdown until one of her implants pops.

  2. dee says:

    what a shame she doesnt have anything more to offer than her shots of her boob spillage. She’s a great example of why women should market more than their bodies so they can stay in the entertainment industry without looking pathetic years after their 15 minutes are over.

  3. Dorothy says:

    ick is that nip I see? it looks gross, I mean she looks gross. I guess this is one season of DWTS that I won’t enjoy!

  4. ohcutemissa says:

    $200,000 no matter how far the celebrity makes it…

  5. snowball says:

    Re: her eyemakeup? Don’t stop until you hit your drawn in eyebrows!

    Who’s taking bets on her first round ejection? She’s going to knock her partner out with those swinging funbags.

  6. grisgris says:

    It looks like Divine did her eye make-up.

  7. Kevin says:

    She could go on Jersey Shores after DWTS. I already did her name on the nick name generator…The Opportunity!

  8. Maritza says:

    I wonder who’s going to be her partner? I hope it’s Max, he’s got such bad temper and Pamela has such a short attention span, it would be great to see how they get along.

  9. Sumodo says:

    @Maritza and grisgris — You rock! Can you imagine Pammy doing those “hops” during the quickstep, and getting a BLACK EYE? (Roll the slo-mo video)! Hilarious idea of Pammy on DWTS, and she can continue the Divine eye makeup look to her heart’s delight! Squeel!

  10. Ron says:

    Whoever her partner is on DWTS will have to reign in three celebrities now! Hijinx are sure to ensue!

  11. daisyfly says:

    Dancing with the Wh0res you mean.

  12. lucy2 says:

    I feel sorry for her partner. Her center of gravity is so drastically out of whack.

  13. gg says:

    No substance known to man can secure those doggies down enough for safety.

  14. ViktoryGin says:

    That eye makeup is horrid and all wrong for her orange coloring. Sad. But you knew it was coming. Talent ALWAYS lasts longer than luck and looks. I hate that these type of celebrities don’t have the far-reaching vision to see this and make provisions.

  15. anonymous says:

    Oh gracious this is not good.NOt goin to like this at all.. She should be gone first or second

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