Tiger’s porn star mistress in press conf against golf balls w/ her face on them

Yet another one of Tiger Woods’ dozen plus mistresses is coming out of the woodwork. Porn star Joslyn James held a press conference with her lawyer – you guessed it, Gloria Allred – to protest a new set golf balls featuring handpainted images of Tiger’s mistresses’ faces, including hers. (It sounds like the golf ball creators got the idea from Jimmy Kimmel’s ad spoof of the Tiger Woods Commemorative Plate Collection with Billy Dee Williams.) James showed text messages from Tiger and claimed to have had a relationship with him that lasted a year. In response to the golf balls, James and Allred used some sort of convoluted argument against domestic violence. I get that it’s offensive to have your image on a golf ball. Just issue a statement and sue the company for using your image without permission. The only reason to hold a press conference is to try and get publicity and/or more money, both of which Allred is skilled at:

Former porn star Joslyn James has come forward to reveal details of her year long relationship with Tiger Woods. And if anyone has doubts about the validity of her claims James says she has proof of their liaison, in the form of text messages from the disgraced golf ace.

James held a press conference Wednesday with her attorney, Gloria Allred, who shared that James and Woods’ relationship was long term and lasted “at least a year”. Allred went on to reveal that James has text messages that she claims Tiger sent her, including one that states, “Baby I’m not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I am not losing that.”

James, who has remained mum on her alleged affair up until now, claims that she has decided to come clean following the release of some novelty golf balls which feature the faces of Tiger’s many alleged mistresses, she claims she is concerned they promote violence towards women. Speaking on behalf of her client Allred stated, “Putting a woman’s face on a golf ball which a golfer may swing at with full force may increase the risk of harm to women. Playing a round of golf with these balls may leave marks resembling bruises on the face of the ball which may lead to inappropriate jokes about hitting women.”

For her part, James said, “I have come forward today, because I feel that it is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it because golfers hit their golf balls with a lot of force. As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club hitting a ball with my photo on it. I was in love with Tiger and because of what he said to me and the fact that we were together for so long I believed that he loved me too. I don’t think that Tiger would want my picture on a golf ball and I know that I don’t.”

[From Radar Online]

Radar Online also has a video of part of the press conference. It’s comical when Allred reads out the text messages all deadpan and serious and then goes on to say that they’re speaking out against domestic violence. The best part is when Allred uses an oversize cutout of a golf club to smack a giant picture of a ball with James’ face on it to illustrate her point! She pulls the club away to show that the face on the ball has dark marks on it afterwards. In no way do I think there’s anything funny about violence against women, but there’s something totally hilarious about Gloria Allred and her pornstar client invoking that argument to get some press. You know that Allred loved it when those golf balls came out because she knew she could use it to milk some more publicity out of this two month old scandal.

In other Tiger Woods’ news, Radar Online reports that his wife Elin will pick him up at sex rehab at the end of the week. He’s supposedly been there for six weeks. Elin has also allegedly dropped the divorce attorney she initially hired. No amount of pleading or tears could convince me to go back to a cheater like Tiger, but to each their own I guess.

Photo of golf balls from Fame Pictures. Other photos are screenshots from Radar’s video




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  1. Lway says:


  2. Essie says:

    Sometimes, when you’re in love and there are children involved, your heart overrules your head!! There is no way I would go back to a man who cheated on me the way Tiger cheated on Elin but, I’m not inside her head so I’m not going to criticize. I hope things work out for her.

  3. gg says:

    eh, she got free publicity for her favored profession.

    And sorry JJ, but the new wig/hairdo reminds me of my new cancer do. Which I hate, btw.


  4. Kimble says:

    As a survivor of domestic violence, I am insulted that Allred and her skeevy client would use this very serious subject for their own purposes!

  5. cedar falls says:

    Should be used to balls with her face on them by now…

  6. buellblaster says:

    I know that this country has turned into the America Of The Offended…but…this is truly disturbing. There is nothing funny or cute about this subject. Unless you have gone to school covered in bruises from fists, welts from belts (or whatever was handy) or prayed every night that your parent wouldn’t kill you…(talking to you Gloria Allred)…crawl back behind the wheel of your car that is chasing those ambulances and STFU!

  7. snowball says:

    I don’t know how an ambulance chaser like that parasite Allred managed to have a decent, likeable daughter like Lisa Bloom.

    Is there any tramp in California that Allred *doesn’t* represent? Yeah, I know Tiger’s a tramp too.

    Elin, Elin, Elin. You make my head hurt.

  8. Whatever says:

    Allred: Lawyer to the Skanks!

  9. clare says:

    I don’t see the validity of Gloria’s argument. Faces painted on commemorative plates,when thrown against a wall in anger,get brokenup-looking, too.
    Sad that all Tiger’s mistresses are selling him out.- Not that I condone cheating.

  10. Jazz says:

    I wish these bitches would just go awaaaaaaayyyyyy. And take that ambulance chasing vulture Allred with you.

    Hugs to you gg!! (((hugs)))

  11. Maddie says:

    They didn’t mind shagging a married man with kids, but she objects to her skankafied face on golf balls, I think she just mad because she didn’t think it up herself and she not getting any money from it.

  12. snapdragon says:

    if i were that skank i would not mention my face and balls in the same sentence.

  13. Lady D says:

    @ buellblaster: I too had a childhood from hell. I clearly remember the day I stepped in front of an on-coming dump truck, it was a preferable alternative to going home that day. I was 13. Unlike you I wanted to die, I just didn’t want to be beat to death to get what I wanted. The outrage at the unfairness of having to endure all that pain to get what I wanted was more than I could do at that time. Believe me, I am in no way trying to belittle or minimize what you went through, but I believe (as much as I despise her) that Alred is right on this one. The potential for abuse is huge.
    P.S. I got struck by a kid speeding out of the school on his motorcycle. Tried twice more before I graduated and ran. Now have a gorgeous, healthy, funny, intelligent, hard-working and generous 21yr. old boy.(Birth control failed, I never wanted to be a mother) The parenthood I was so terrified of turned out to be remarkably easy. I just did the exact opposite of my mom.

  14. Lady D says:

    @ Cedar falls….
    You’re flipping hilarious amigo.

  15. moo says:

    Oh Gloria, STFU!!! If she didn’t want the bad publicity, she shoulda kept her mouth and legs SHUT!

  16. MYOB says:

    Gloria Allred must have lost a lot of money in that Madoff scheme.

  17. gg says:

    🙂 @ Jazz – thank you very much.

  18. lanette says:

    SEEMS like Alred only clients are whores….and whorebags..

    face on the ball–that coming from a porn star is too funny.

  19. princess pea says:

    Aren’t there laws about using someone’s likeness? I can print up anything I want with someone else’s name on it and sell it for profit? Even if it is extremely insulting to them?

    Good to know. I promise I won’t forget you all when I’m rich and famous.

    No, really, I’m only sort of kidding. Their faces and NAMES are being used to sell a novelty product without their consent. Is that actually legal?

  20. DoMaJoReMc says:

    @ gg:
    My prayers for a quick and FULL recovery go out to you!

    I know this has nothing to do with the story, but felt the need (and desire) to let you know that others feel your pain. You are now on my prayer list!

    Be well!

  21. mia says:

    This joslyn james is proof that Tiger’s affairs were a form of self hating and self harm. Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Wresa says:

    1. Interesting how concerned she is about women after she participated in the betrayal of one for more than a year.

    2. A lot of people think pornography should not be covered under the 1st Amendment because it portrays and perpetuates violence against women (i.e. rape porn). So I have a lot of trouble taking her “violence against women” shit seriously.

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