Here are some photos from the American Ballet Theatre spring gala last night. This event really is a “gala” – the men wear tuxedos and almost all of the women wear long dresses or gowns. Not Hilaria and Alec Baldwin though. Alec wore a suit, which was okay-ish, but Hilaria wore a minidress which would look more at home at a Hamptons beach party. It’s one of my most Boomer complaints: pay attention to the dress code! Don’t show up in a minidress if everyone else is wearing a gown or a tuxedo!
Honestly though, I wanted to take about these photos because Hilaria got bangs. I would even call them “bangs trauma.” They’re awful! I think Hilaria is an attractive woman, but the bangs just make her look so average. They also age her terribly. I have no idea if this is a new haircut (she did not have bangs the last time she was photographed a few weeks ago) or if these are clip-in bangs/fringe. YIKES!
Anyway, you know how Hilaria “wrote” a memoir and there was a quick blitz of promotion several weeks ago? It’s kind of funny how no one has said anything about the book in weeks. We, as a society, have collectively decided to ignore Hilaria and Alec’s attempts to rewrite their narrative and normalize their image. We’re like: nope, you two are freaks, we already know that.
Photos courtesy of Cover Images.
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- 2025 American Ballet Theatre spring gala at Cipriani South Street Featuring: (l-r) hilaria baldwin and alec baldwin Where: New York, United States When: 28 May 2025 Credit: M10s/TheNews2/Cover Images
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- 2025 American Ballet Theatre spring gala at Cipriani South Street Featuring: hilaria baldwin Where: New York, United States When: 28 May 2025 Credit: M10s/TheNews2/Cover Images
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- 2025 American Ballet Theatre spring gala at Cipriani South Street Featuring: (l-r) hilaria baldwin and alec baldwin Where: New York, United States When: 28 May 2025 Credit: M10s/TheNews2/Cover Images
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- 2025 American Ballet Theatre spring gala at Cipriani South Street Featuring: (l-r) hilaria baldwin and alec baldwin Where: New York, United States When: 28 May 2025 Credit: M10s/TheNews2/Cover Images
I truly wonder if Alec (after all this time and several children later) feels how you say bamboozled?
The bangs are fine — it’s the two flotation devices that are a horror.
The bangs are fine. But everything else?
Yeah, the bangs are pretty cute, but the implants are terribly outdated and do NOT fit her frame.
I read years ago Hillary and Alec had a deal with Barney’s to rent outfits for events. That was the only time she ever looked decent. But that ended ages ago.
No one is dressing her, everything is off the rack for her. Probably the only dress she found on sale that day.
Read the room Larry.
Cheap dress, cheap boob job, cheap woman.
Don’t forget the cheap clip-in bangs !
The bedazzled crucifix between synthetic breasts, atop stripper heels and a mini…How you say, trashy opportunist?
What in the tacky-2005-hell is that dress?? Her bolt-ons look terrible in it. I wish the bangs were the worst part of this mess. It is, how you say…trashy and Alec looks like he rented that suit from the mall and threw it on after he forgot about it in his backseat.
Hillary might not realize this fact since her Spanish is, quite frankly, questionable… but she totally looks like a dama de compañía and not like the wife of a former Hollywood actor
All the commenters said everything I was thinking! All I can add is, is she really short or is he really tall? Because even with those heels she’s still only coming up to his shoulder.
I dislike both of them and would prefer not to see their smug faces again but the comments on these stories are always so good. I am, how you say, muy entertained?
Same, Sarahcs. I love the write ups and the comments. So funny. Alec deserves this too.
The bangs don’t age her. The bad plastic surgery and malnutrition do.
Yeah, she’s ‘unwell’ thin. There’s a theory that the hair is to hide how much her actual face and head has wasted away.
The Jitney was delayed and she had to hop off and go right to the ballet.
Imagine how drunk and/or crazy you would need to be to continue this façade with the fake accent, the reality show, the pay for play “galas”. Anybody capable of feeling shame would’ve gone off line after the Spanish fraud was exposed, just as anybody with a sense of decency would’ve disappeared after killing someone. But neither of these people feel shame, have a sense of decency, or a single friend who will tell them how ridiculous they look. Would love to be a fly on the wall to hear what other people say about them.
I love all of the “how you say?” it’s killing me. :’-) She is, how you say, a basic b!tch? En Espanol?
He looks like—how you say?—her father.
Real question: why would anyone want seven kids? Just why?
@J.Ferber Basic math, 7/8th’s of his money.
I want them to keep being freaks as long as we get more seasons of that bonkers reality show.