Lindsay Lohan is moving to London because of her love of chunnels. Chuckle. [The Superficial]
Suri Cruise is “so down to earth.” HA! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Spencer Pratt has bad crystal habit. Like, literal crystals. [Lightly Salted]
Rickrolling lives! [Agent Bedhead]
I can‘t believe Mel B did this to her daughter. [Bossip]
Sparkles will now answer our questions. Just not any question about his vagina allergy. [Moviefone]
Matt Damon will play Robert Kennedy. It kind of works. [LimeLife]
Video of Whitney‘s disastrous Australian performance. [Celebnewswire]
Jeff Bridges and a f-cking enormous cactus. [PopBytes]
Xenu had nothing to do with Erika Christensen‘s lovely rack. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Kanye‘s new video is… just watch it. Ugh. [Evil Beet]
That Bachelor crap is on the cover of OK! Magazine this week. [CoverAwards]
John Krasinski as Captain America? It kind of works. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Crazy-bearded Antonio Banderas looks like my dad here. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Never wear these pants again, Hilary Duff. [Pop Sugar]
Hate Claire Danes, but love the coat. [ICYDK]
If Lindsay moves to the UK, I’m leaving! Seriously, there’s nothing for her here. The BBC3 “documentary” still hasn’t aired and if it does, it won’t be seen by many as BBC3 doesn’t draw large audiences and she is far from a household name in the UK. The recent Sun article has done nothing to increase her profile or popularity and there are only a handful of clubs in London willing to pay her for appearances.
She probably thinks she’s being cute by referring to it as the “Chunnel” but no one has called it that since it opened in 1994.
Kaiser- totally unrelated, and you probably already know this given your lov for GB, but just in case:
Gerard Butler’s Tux from the Golden Globes is up for charity auction at a site called charity buzz:
http://www.charitybuzz.com/auctions/artistsforpeaceandjustice/catalog_items/201904
I doubt she can afford to move to London. The US dollar is worth so little there. I can’t imagine an out of work “actress” moving there long term and still able to afford her lifestyle.
Think of the dealers!
Oh, Lindsay Lohan IS a bloody chunnel …
Hilary sure is busy calling the paps. They must be on speed dial.
umm what is a “chunnel”?
Oh please please let it be true. Let her move to London NOW!
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Well it’s obvious she loves chunnels, she does date women. I bet her own chunnel is large enough to fit 3 semis side by side and is probably as long as the real Chunnel. And idk why anyone would want to move to the UK…a country where squatters can steal your house, where your tax dollars go to pay for mansions for jobless immigrants, where there is no free speech or gun rights, and where that lovely universal health care that we’re supposed to want here goes to pay for sex changes for 12 year olds while women with cancer die because there isn’t “enough funds” to cover their treatments. Yeah, sounds like a real great place. Hell, when we went there we came home 5 days early because we hated it so much! Maybe it’s different if you’re rich and famous?
@Late Night Wigs – I can confidently inform you that everything you have spouted is complete and utter bullshit and I could elaborate on why but feel it would be wasted on someone so blinkered and reactionary.
I’m glad you had a terrible time over here.
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So if you don’t call it the ‘chunnel’ – what do you call it?
@ Bobby The K – It’s now more commonly known by the company who operates it which is Eurotunnel. Really, there’s nothing wrong with calling it the Chunnel because colloquially that’s its proper name, I’m just irked that Lindsay could soon be a regular fixture here and I don’t want her to be. Sorry if I sounded snooty – wasn’t my intention at all.