Heidi Montag has a crush on her plastic surgeon

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This week’s Star Magazine has an article about how Heidi Montag is fixated on her plastic surgeon, an attractive 49 year-old guy who lacks the scruples to realize that it’s not entirely ethical to perform 10 elective procedures at one time on a perfectly attractive 23 year-old woman. Is this like how people fall in love with their psychologists? In Heidi’s case, she could be transferring her love of her new body to the man who made it possible. Or something. Maybe she’s just a fool. Surely the guy is more deserving than her husband, though:

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“Heidi has known Dr. Ryan for years, but lately she’s totally crushing on him and comes up with any excuse she can to stop by his office,” dishes an insider. “She makes appointments for the most ridiculous things and stays as long as possible…”

While [Heidi's] surgeries require lots of attentive medical follow-up, Spencer, 26, got a shocking wake-up call when he realized that his 23-year-old wife of less than a year is mesmerized by her handsome surgeon!…

“Heidi has found a lot to be attracted to in Dr. Ryan,” says the insider, noting the 49-year-old is a multi-millionaire with a highly respected practice…

“Let’s put it this way,” says another source. “Spencer is fast food. Dr. Ryan is the Ritz. Spencer has to scrounge around for money, and as for his reputation? Well, you know. Dr. Ryan is already filthy rich and is considered a genuinely caring person.” The surgeon is beloved for his charity work, especially the non-profit he founded, Malibu’s Bony Pony Ranch Foundation, which helps need, inner-city kids.

[From Star Magazine, print edition, March 8, 2010]

Isn’t that a rather questionable name for a children’s charity: Malibu’s Bony Pony Ranch? I know I should be ashamed for thinking that, but couldn’t he have come up with a better name? Star goes on to claim that Heidi and Dr. Ryan had dinner at that Bony Pony Ranch in June. The source spills “Heidi wanted the time alone with Dr. Ryan, and ever since she’s babbling about how great he is. She sounds like a crushing teen.” They say that Heidi “doesn’t have a prayer” with Dr. Ryan, though.

Maybe Heidi realizes that if she gets Dr. Ryan to fall in love with the fem-bot he created, she’ll get free upgrades for the rest of her shelf life. It’s better than hustling for cash by exaggerating her personal drama. That said, is this whole article a plant by Heidi and Spencer’s camp? I barely trust anything I read about these two. The last I heard from Spencer he was blowing all his cash on crystals, and not the kind that people cook up with cold medicine. He claimed that he loved energy crystals and had spent 1/2 a million on them. “It’s supposed to bring love. There’s a whole science to this [the crystals] — I’m not crazy.” Keep saying that, Spencer. Your wife looks like a Real Doll before they put the finishing touches on her and you could lose her to a Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon. Some colored rocks aren’t going to help you.

Heidi Montag shows off her new features as she arrives at Voyeur nightclub, accompanied by her hubby Spencer Pratt

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  1. bros says:

    her hair is really looking plastic. oh, and the rest of her too, but it really is plastic, not just looking like it.

    1. the surgeon is not hot. he looks like a woman with that odd brow he has.
    2. im thinking he might be gay, in which case, sorry heidi.

  2. Nudgie says:

    (bros:
    February 26th, 2010 at 10:23 am

    2. im thinking he might be gay, in which case, sorry heidi.)

    However – Spencer may just have his next meal ticket ;)

  3. lmae says:

    she has managed to make herself look at least 10 years older than her actual age. now the asshat looks like he’s on a date with his step-mother.

  4. GatsbyGal says:

    That’s it! A Real Doll! THAT’S what she looks like! Ewwww ew ew.

    And her surgeon looks like’s he’s had a whole buttload of work done, too. Those eyebrows are outrageous.

  5. KIKI says:

    Malibu’s Bony Pony Ranch?
    ********
    Ha,ha, he must have named his charity after Heidi. On another note, dude needs some help on his own face. He looks weird.

  6. kaligula says:

    wow, that dr. actually looks more glazed-over and wacked out than her…..

  7. bellaluna says:

    The plastic surgeon looks like he’s dabbled in his own profession a little too much. Heidi, she’s just a mess. She looks like a plastic doll, and that’s not a good thing. Spencer still looks like a potential serial killer/nut job.

  8. Stella says:

    so is spencer trying to be a hippy now? he looks totally crazy in that bottom picture!

  9. ligeia says:

    for what its worth her face looks to be finally setting in and doesn’t look so frozen anymore. stop while you’re ahead heidi.
    and holy shit that surgeon looks like a creepy zombie/vampire extra from an 80es cheap horror flick.

  10. monkey says:

    the bony pony, and it’s not a western themed strip club. huh?

  11. Rianna says:

    An attractive 49 year old?!
    Umm on what planet is the person who wrote that article living on?
    He is only attractive when you close your eyes and focus on the dollar signs that are swirling around him!
    He looks like a frozen dollar store ken doll.
    And since when is Spencer a hippie? The guy probably does smoke a lot because he babbles on about a lot of shit all the time like the potheads that live next door to me do on Saturday night.

  12. Kayleigh says:

    His jaw looks weird, his eyebrows are really making his face look feminine, and her face looks like a carved out potato, she does look like those weird dolls people get to make companions out of.

  13. bubbs says:

    that doc is not good looking,he is scary looking. will these clowns crawl back into a hole already

  14. anna says:

    The Republicans can keep these guys! =0)

  15. snapdragon says:

    ummm…exactly where is the attractive doctor?

  16. bb says:

    DOCTOR IS gay, and heidi is MORON.

  17. gg says:

    “Maybe Heidi realizes that if she gets Dr. Ryan to fall in love with the fem-bot he created, she’ll get free upgrades for the rest of her shelf life.”

    YEP. Plus the ole doc looks like he’s had a sex change in the face.

    Her Barbie-looking hair is so overprocessed and sun damaged it looks like it’s going to break off at the roots.

  18. teehee says:

    Sad to say, that although I thought her looks would improve with time and reduced “swelling”, that it appears her bad face is not due to swelling after all.
    I think this is the way her face will now forever look (well until she does mroe procedures) …. but it looks so….. bad!! It looks like its still massively swollen and disfigured and misshapen from being butchered. But that was the intended reslt– the desired product?? My god!!u

  19. KIKI says:

    I think the good doctor touched her more than Spencer ever has during her 10 operations. She thinks that is love.

  20. Leslye says:

    Spencer and Heidi are a waste of space. They don’t have one brain between the 2 of them. I’m beginning to believe that Dr. Ryan is not all there, either. What ETHICAL doctor would indulge some woman to the extent of performing 10 surgeries in 1 day! That is absolutely ridiculous. If the reports are true and Heidi actually has another surgery for breast implants, she needs to be committed to a hospital for evaluation. She looks too plastic as it is and her boobs are just too big for her body now.
    Spencer needs to check HIS looks in the mirror. The 70′s are calling for your hair style back, Spencer.

  21. daisyfly says:

    Am I the only person who read this title as saying “Heidi Montag as a crush on her plastic couch”? Because let’s face it, she’s so far removed from her human self that the only thing she can relate to are of the polycarbonate variety.

    Oh, and that Doctor looks like he’s going for that Richard-Chamberlain-After-A-Hot-Greasy-Shower look. HOT.

    /not

  22. bubbles says:

    oh Heidi, heidi! maybe you should have some afternoon tea with your “Dr. Frankenstein” to see how far his pinky sticks out while holding the dainty cup.

  23. GatsbyGal says:

    Oh, and am I the only one totally digging Spencer’s hippie weirdo look? It cracks me up and I think it’s actually pretty cool. He looks like a space case, I’m lovin’ it.

  24. Mikey says:

    I think Spencer needs plastic surgery more than Heidi xD

  25. Kelley says:

    Yuck … she ruined herself at 23 years of age and will now have to maintain this for the rest of her life. She looks like hell.

  26. Annabelle says:

    Hmm.. I think Spencer might be gay, actually. But in denial, big time. BIG TIME.

    There’s nothing left to say about Heidi… *sigh*

  27. Mommy says:

    is it just me, or does she look like Loralee Bell (Cricket from young and the restless)?

  28. Jane says:

    I don’t blame Heidi, when you have to wake up every morning next to that face (the crazy looking douchebag)I guess other men look like gods…
    I do prefer looking at the doctor than spencer.

  29. Mingo says:

    It looks as if they might both be signaling for an alien craft to beam them up and whisk them off to Xenu.

  30. Madchen says:

    She looks so sad. Maybe because she can’t lift her lids or move her mouth. Doc needs to stop getting his brows done with that girly arch.

  31. Lala11_7 says:

    That doctor looks like a Vulcan…

    That charity sounds like a front for NAMBLA…

    Heidi looks like something you can purchase at a local adult store for $129.99 and blow up…

    Spencer looks like he’s out searching for a meth dealer…

    NONE OF THIS IS GOING TO END GOOD!!!

  32. mtngirl says:

    lol mingo…everytime I hear about these two I think the same thing. Heidi and Spencer become Scientologists and start a business booking flights on Xenu’s ship for people who want to travel far, far away…they would be guests of honor, of course!

  33. Kelly says:

    Frank Ryan needs to stop getting high on his own supply or he’s going to end up as a lone eyeball in a perfectly smooth mass of epidermis, probably harvested from somebody else.

    Why do so many people decide to flush themselves down the toilet so irrevocably? Its not that I really love people so much, it’s just that I don’t understand, intellectually, fundamentally, how you can look at your own natural face and start thinking about acids and scalpels and stapling and abrasion. It’s so strange to think there really are people looking at HM and thinking they’d like to go to crazy vanity town too, because it looks superkool.

    Somebody wheel Tony Hopkins in here and wake him up so he can evaporate them both with his grumpy third eye laser canon.

  34. Gia says:

    Dr. R looks like Liberace’s love child, Spencer has that deer in the headlights look ALL the time and Heidi is looking for a father. Hollywood has more train wrecks than Amtrak.

  35. CB Rawks says:

    God Spencer is hideous. I want to slap that s**t-eating grin off his face.

  36. Scout says:

    Upon seeing her plastic surgeon, I now understand everything she did so much more clearly! She asked him to make her look as freaky scary as he does and because he could, he did! I am thinking she could star in another remake of the Stepford Wives! He could be the mad doctor who turns the women into robots!

  37. Mouthbreava says:

    What ever!
    They are certainly getting the publicity they both crave.

  38. Just Me says:

    Am i the only one who noticed this…. “noting the 49-year-old is a multi-millionaire with a highly respected practice…”…..Umm what?!?! When did plastic surgery become a highly respected practice? That’s when you know the world has gone to shit

  39. dovesgate says:

    When the pictures of her after surgery came out, she reminded me of Faith Hill. Now that the swelling has gone down, she looks like she was trying for Jenna Jameson’s body with Angelina Jolie’s face. Just picture her with brunette hair, almond shaped eyes, and slightly puffier lips. Her nose job is pretty much dead on.