DM: Brad Pitt ‘couldn’t be more pleased’ that Jennifer Aniston has a boyfriend

Brad Pitt has a big team of crisis managers, image consultants, publicists and more. They often give/brief stories to People Magazine, Page Six, Us Weekly and the Daily Mail. In recent years, the Mail has become one of their favorite outlets, especially when it comes to Pitt’s ceaseless attacks on Angelina Jolie. Well, #neverforget that after Angelina filed for divorce, there was a renewed interest in the “uncool Bermuda triangle,” a triangle which is celebrating its twenty anniversary this year. To be fair, Jennifer Aniston has done more to distance herself from both Brad and Angelina in recent years, but man, the three of them really enjoyed playing games for the better part of a decade. Well, now that Aniston is dating hypnotist Jim Curtis and she’s really hard-launching the relationship, it’s time for sources close to Brad Pitt to chime in, via the DM.

She was left heartbroken when he famously cheated on her with Angelina Jolie – but Brad Pitt has no hard feelings about Jennifer Aniston and is glad she’s found a new man.

Sources close to the actor exclusively told the Daily Mail that the twice-divorced dad-of-six ‘couldn’t be more pleased’ the 56-year-old Friends actress has found love with hunky hypnotist Jim Curtis, 50.

‘Brad couldn’t be more pleased that Jen has found love with this guy who seems so tuned into her,’ a close friend of Pitt, 61, told the Daily Mail.

‘His marriage ended – with a bang and a whimper – two decades ago but he never lost his affection for her. When you find the right partner all’s right with the world, he hopes the same is true about Jen.’

[From The Daily Mail]

Shouldn’t it be “THEIR marriage ended two decades ago?” And “with a bang and a whimper” means what exactly? Beyond the TS Eliot reference, I mean. Anyway, I doubt Pitt is really keeping track of Aniston or her love life at this point, but it’s just a reminder that they really did bury the hatchet a while back. Right after Angelina filed for divorce.

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17 Responses to “DM: Brad Pitt ‘couldn’t be more pleased’ that Jennifer Aniston has a boyfriend”

  1. ThatGirlThere says:

    DM proving over and over that they are lying trash and support abusers. From the left behind royals, to DT and Pitt they always carry water for these slugs.

  2. Kitten says:

    Aniston had Pitt at his peak (sorry, Ines) and now she’s got a smokin hot BF so I’m pretty sure she has no regrets.

    • Mightymolly says:

      She probably embraces a daily moment of gratitude for not being entangled with the drunken man child.

    • Jegede says:

      @Kitten.
      Yep.👍👍
      She got Fight Club, Troy and Oceans 11 Pitt. And left that behind.

      For all the ‘Poor Aniston’ narrative, the woman has dated some damn gorgeous guys from Paul Sculfor to Steve Kelley (former LA Times cartoonist).

      I won’t mind having her rolodex or wallet!

    • Daisychain says:

      Have to say, he looks like he had regrets. That night at the Emmys (right?) was certainly one of those Sliding Doors moments. I think she’s doing well!

  3. WaterDragon says:

    Yawn. So who cares what Brad thinks about anything.

    • Noo says:

      Exactly @waterdragon. Nobody cares Brad! You’re a wife and child abuser, substance abuser, liar, your three go-to character roles are played out, you’re bankrupting yourself on punitive and ill-advised lawsuits, and your face is getting busted. PS no one believes you as an F1 driver either

  4. Shelly says:

    He’s very shameless. Always trying to ride the coattail of his ex’s publicity train to booster his own profile. Like how shameless is he that he feels appropriate to comment his ex for more than 20 years? Both have moved on with other people, several actually.

  5. Mslove says:

    Brad “dumber than a sack of shit” Pitt keeps inserting himself in Aniston’s love life. Is that a desperate attempt at staying relevant? How unsophisticated.

  6. Tn Democrat says:

    Misogynistic nonsense. Ick.

  7. jais says:

    He behaves like scum. Gross.

  8. Brit says:

    I’m waiting for a double date. Only this time, maybe without Cynthia, but with twice the paparazzi.

  9. Amy Bee says:

    Did Richard Eden write this piece? Yeah, I’m not sure Brad Pitt is paying attention to Jennifer Aniston and her life. His focus is on effing up Angelina’s.

  10. SIde Eye says:

    He cheated on Aniston and gaslit her, but he has no hard feelings towards her. What a guy!

  11. gaffney says:

    He looks like he’s about to eat her in that picture

  12. bisynaptic says:

    “She was left heartbroken when he famously cheated on her with Angelina Jolie – but Brad Pitt has no hard feelings about Jennifer Aniston…”
    — What?? Why would Pitt be the one with hard feelings?

  13. Lucy2 says:

    Oh I bet he and his PR team were giddy at the thought of riding her coattails in the headlines yet again.
    And someone should remind them that he can’t use “Brad Pitt, Dad of six” when exactly zero of those six children are speaking to him or want anything to do with him.

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