Dina Lohan can’t stop making “crazyface” even for a good cause


Okay, I really didn’t want to bash Dina Lohan. Just know that at the start. Because I actually think she’s promoting a really cool product. Dina recently signed on to promote this thing called the “UTC Aquafree toothbrush” which is specially designed to use less water than traditional brush-toothpaste combinations. Which in and of itself isn’t bad for the developed world – but this toothbrush will be used in developing nations, countries where people don’t have access to clean drinking water, or basic hygiene essentials. Which is a huge deal. Here’s more about the product:

If you’ve picked up a glossy magazine or scanned a celebrity gossip blog then you’ve seen then name Lohan in the headlines. From Lindsay’s appearances at Fashion Week to the reality series “Living Lohan,” the family isn’t shy about courting attention from the press. Mom Dina Lohan isn’t the first person you think of when mulling over dental care, but she showed up anyway to tout the “Aqua Freedom Lohan Brush” at the Go Green Expo in New York City today.

Created by UTC Aquafree, the toothbrush works on a cartridge system that supplies liquid toothpaste to the brush head. According to a press release, the system was created in part for people that don’t have access to clean water.

Dina Lohan says she was inspired to back the product because of her daughter, Mean Girls actress Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay worked on a documentary about child trafficking in India and relayed stories to her mother. Dina recalled, “She saw the devastation and there was no drinking water…there was no running water, and if there was, there was obviously no drinking water.”

UTC Aquafree and Dina Lohan aren’t just pushing for the toothbrush to be used in the slums of India, but your bathroom as well! They claim that the Aqua Freedom Green Lohan Brush can save the average user over two gallons of water a day.

[From Tainted Green]

So, good for Dina, right? Sure. But why can’t I stop laughing? Maybe because when Dina went out Friday for the UTC Aquafree event, she wouldn’t stop making the craziest faces ever. These photos are only a minimal collection of Dina’s Crazyface. At least we now know where Lindsay gets it, right? Sure, Lindsay’s Crazy face (also known as Crackface) is partly because of the drugs and alcohol. But now we know part of it is genetic!

Here’s more Crazyface Senior:




Dina Lohan in NY for the launch of “UTC Aquafree” on March 19, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. MeMyself says:

    Maybe it’s just the angels, but it’s almost as if she has no chin, or a reduced chin.

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  3. Kimberly says:

    It’s definitely the angles , It’s never a flattering angle to shoot from below .

  4. kelbear says:

    She just has a weird face to begin with.

  5. canadianchick says:

    Bahaha thanks for the Monday morning chuckle. It’s great she’s thinking of helping 3rd world countries, but the faces…oh the faces..Dina would you like a side of ketchup with your plate of cray-cray?

  6. bellaluna says:

    Is she permanently surprised?

  7. Erin says:

    Her head reminds me of Gumby’s for some reason. Working with equivalent contents too.

  8. Jazz says:

    Dina, you piece of desperate trash, stop famewhoring and start being a mother!

  9. Tee says:

    she looks like she is tweaking off of coke..jmo

    her eyes and the twitch at the bottom of her face..paranoid

  10. nAynAy says:

    Maybe when you constantly get ‘high’, you have no control over your face. Otherwise, this woman is just CRAZY! It could be a mixture of both.

  11. GatsbyGal says:

    Dear god, she looks like a burn victim who had reconstructive face surgery performed by a couple of homeless people. She literally looks like her flesh is coming apart and wanting to melt off.

  12. snowball says:

    Her nose is going in several different directions from the nostrils to the tip to the eyebrows. Then her eyebrows seem to be trying to escape something. Each other? Her eyes? She looks like a panicked horse.

    She needs a little of what Lindsay’s on to calm her face down.

  13. lilred says:

    Didn’t anyone ever tell her her face could freeze like that?

  14. sasha says:

    I don’t know, but if I was living where there’s no clean drinking water, dental hygiene would be the last thing on my mind.

    It’s almost adorable the way she seems to think that the Lohan name still carries some cachet.

  15. Tia C says:

    I never cease to wonder why Dina thinks it looks good having her hair hanging shapelessly all over her face. Not to mention the bleach blonde. Darker would be much more flattering on her. Of course with her LI tacky taste, she wouldn’t know the first thing about what looks flattering on her.

  16. christina says:

    Yep…she’s high

  17. Madisyn says:

    I’ve asked this question before and never got an answer, hopefully someone can help me. Both Dina and Michael have brown eyes, their 3 other children have brown eyes, why does Lindsanity have blue/green? Was Dina having nooners with the mailroom?

  18. Emily says:

    @Madisyn, brown eyes are the dominant gene, so both parents could have one blue gene, one brown gene. If all their kids turned out with just one brown gene, they’d have brown eyes. Lindsay just got both blue genes.

    @sasha, yeah, but it can’t hurt to have good dental hygiene. One less thing that can cause serious problems for severely poverty stricken people, that the developed world takes for granted.