Tom Cruise wants to play a cowboy. He just wants to fill out his “Village People Dream Casting” sheet. [Evil Beet]
X-Tina is “Bionic”. Must. Kill. Cyborg. Xtina. [Lightly Salted]
Bedhead does Gerard Butler‘s career assessment, and it‘s not pretty. “He Made His Own Filthy, Whorish Bed”. [Agent Bedhead]
Sarah Jessica Parker‘s cat twins appear! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Beyonce‘s rep is denying the pregnancy stuff. [Bossip]
Kevin Smith takes on film critics, and now everyone‘s pissed. [Moviefone]
Tiger Woods films a new Nike commercial, sends thank you note to Jesse James. [LimeLife]
More crap about Bombshell McGee. [Celebnewswire]
True Blood Season 3 promotional stuff. [PopBytes]
Serena Williams needs a new bathing suit. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
I have no idea who Rosie Huntington is, or why she‘s “the most beautiful girl in Britain”. [CoverAwards]
Jesse James‘ pr0n star ex wants to be BFF with Sandra. Ugh. [The Superficial]
Tori Spelling & Dean are doing fine, not divorcing. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Aw, little Harlow Madden is a ballerina! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Camila Alves annoys the hell out of me, but she makes cute babies. [Pop Sugar]
Courteney Cox: beach cougar. [ICYDK]
Because of course he is!
Sorry, Tom you missed out on Brokeback.
Can we have a John Wayne rise again for us straight ladies please?
I vote we call Bombshell McGee Bombsluts McGonorrhea. Who;s with me?
Tom’s not that good an actor.
re the cruise-ter:
Oh. my. GOD. That’s RICH! Oh, I laugh…
And re whatshername trying to be besties with Sandra: she’s just trying to look good so she gets custody of the kid should it ever come up. she’s either quite crafty or had a good lawyer. Or both, I guess. But certainly, altruisim doesn’t seem to be a quality she is overly familiar with.
Hahaha! I’m with all you!
lol Oi, you beat me to the Brokeback joke.
Ditto on the new nickname! LOVE IT! The article was pretty funny too.
omg first he’s a nazi and now a cowboy,oi vay!
gotta say,I hate this man with a passion..I truly do
ha – love the header photo.
touching upon every kind of role to make him appear to be a “normal” man
I love that Bedhead assessment of Gerry Butler’s career. Right on the money.
Harlow Madden is growing to be quite adorable (she looked way too much like Joel at first), and that tutu is so sweet!
He’s not pictured in the Camila Alves pic, but I’m sorry, Levi McConaughey looks like a girl with his long curly hair. He is the mirror image of Salma Hayek’s daughter.
Why does Serena Williams always “swim” in big earrings, lots of gold bracelets and sunglasses? And she never gets her hair wet, she just stands in the surf, gets her picture taken smiling and comes back out.
Someday, SJP’s son is going to whack her upside the head for that bonnet. Although I’m sure by the time he’s an adult, she’ll have paraded him around in all sorts of freaky costumes he can use as an excuse. She’s frightening. Who’d have thought it back when we were watching her trip over herself on Square Pegs?
Cozy buddies- – Will Smith’s production company is overseeing the new Tom Cruise Brokeback movie!
he looks good.
That picture so deserves a caption this spot. Flying gay midget!! Weeeeeeee! O Tommygurl you need to set yourself free, come out of the damn closet, life would be grand!
If it said “Tom Cruise will play a gay cowboy” I would have believed it.
If you look up the phrase “trying too hard” a photo of Tom Cruise appears…
I think both of SJP’s twins are girls.
I agree about Butler’s career, a lot of bad choices. I’d imagine a lot of money was offered for the rom coms and he took it, rather than wisely waiting for better roles.
Is there anyone more self absorbed and annoying than this trying-too-hard little twit?
I do get a hearty laugh whenever I hear of his upcoming wanna-be icon and hero roles. Talk about your overcompensating napoleonic complex, I’m almost embarrassed for him. His sad ways and desperate life are far more entertaining than any movie he could cast himself/be cast into.
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