Lindsay Lohan refuses to go to rehab: “I’m working and healthy”

Lindsay Lohan heads to a friend's house with a LOT of white powder puffing out of her shoes

Here are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan from the weekend. She had a pretty busy weekend for someone who, you know, doesn’t do anything but get high and create drama. In addition to being the subject of some kind of breaking news TMZ report about her drug drama (Breaking: Blohan is cracked out! Actually the source said, “If she doesn’t get help soon, she’s going to die”), Lindsay decided to attend some big events in LA. She went to Perez Hilton’s 32nd birthday party, and even posed with him on the red carpet (ugh), and she was caught leaving a friend’s house the same night… with her feet covered in mysterious white powder. I know people are like “yeah, Lindsay put her feet in some blow” but I don’t think so. First of all, if that was cocaine, Lindsay would have cut off her own feet so she could snort every last particle. And there is no “second of all”.

Lindsay Lohan heads to a friend's house with a LOT of white powder puffing out of her shoes

Before her “mystery powder” covered weekend, Radar reported that Lindsay was blocked from entering the big Victoria’s Secret party on Thursday night. This happened two weeks ago at a club too – perhaps event organizers are finally getting wise to Lindsay’s shenanigans? But still, poor Lindsay! Chuckle:

THE place to be in Hollywood Thursday night was the Victoria’s Secret party at hot new nightclub Trousdale…that is if you were anybody other than Lindsay Lohan.

While celebs like Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton had a blast catching up and Russell Brand flirted with VS super-models Miranda Kerr and Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay was blocked at the door, has learned exclusively.

“As soon as she strolled up to the door, the rope was quickly pulled in front of her,” an eyewitness tells “She tried to pass the big bodyguard but he blocked her way.” No matter what Lindsay did, she couldn’t get in!

Lindsay didn’t care and still tried to barge her way through, our eyewitness says. “But the security guys weren’t having it and escorted her to the exit.”

However, a source close to the situation insists that the whole thing was just an error at the door. “Lindsay wasn’t banned from the guest list,” the source says. “I’m sure that whatever happened was just a misunderstanding.”

[From Radar]

Of course it was all just an “error”. I’m sure if someone did some digging, we would find that Lindsay began screaming, “Don’t you know who I am!?!?” To which the bodyguards were like, “Um, yeah. That’s why we’re not letting you in.” But I love the part of the story where they were blocking her and she thought she was being clever by just barging through. Oh, to spent a minute in that cracked-out mind.

Anyway, we’re all totally Lohan-haters, because Lindsay ran to Gossip Cop to whine about TMZ’s report that she’s near death or whatever. She told Gossip Cop that “I’m working and healthy” – which we can see with our own eyes, right, Lindsay? When asked if she needed to go to rehab again (the fourth time’s the charm), Lindsay apparently just said that she was “fine”. Of course!

Meanwhile, PopEater’s gossip guy claims that news outlets are already preparing Lindsay’s obituary. PopEater’s source (a senior news producer) says: “News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news fast and any preparation that can be done ahead of time is them just simply doing their jobs. We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died and don’t want that to happen again.” They did the same thing when Britney Spears was going downhill too. TMZ also reports that some LA cops are concerned about Lindsay. According to TMZ: “Cops who see Lindsay at her worst — late nights and early mornings when she needs assistance avoiding the paparazzi — tell TMZ they have been concerned about her “erratic behavior” and “attitude” — which have grown progressively worse over the last few months. We’re told during one of Lindsay’s crazier nights out recently, cops became so concerned they discussed taking her in for a 5150 evaluation. Cops decided against it because she didn’t meet all the criteria for a 5150 — they felt she could still take care of herself — though feebly.”

I remember when Britney was going downhill and she was so clearly out of control and mentally unstable, I had so much genuine sympathy for her. Britney was so obviously unwell, and the problems were beyond whatever drugs she was on (who knows). In Lindsay’s case, it just feels different, doesn’t it? To me it does. Maybe it’s that Lindsay is cognizant enough to consistently be in denial, which wasn’t the case for Britney. Plus, Lindsay just keeps on surviving whatever bullsh-t she’s putting her body through. Like a cockroach.

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Lindsay Lohan heads to a friend's house with a LOT of white powder puffing out of her shoes

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  1. Risa says:

    Maybe she was wearing real leather shoes and the white mystery powder came from PITA….

  2. bellaluna says:

    Like I said, Lindsay’s got the constitution of a horse and the tolerance of all four Rolling Stones. And maybe Aerosmith, too.

    The bit about the newsies preparing her obit is no surprise. They do that whenever a “celebrity” is ill or on an obvious downward spiral. Lots of them (Elizabeth Taylor comes to mind) have been prepared, and are just updated as time (and life) goes on.

  3. Julia says:

    That looks like foot powder/talc. It’s not uncommon for women to put powder in their shoes, especially shoes like that that don’t breathe. If she had it all over her feet, it just might mean it was poofing out when she stepped (because she put too much in) or because she refilled them while intoxicated and did a shitty job of hiding it. 🙂

  4. Icecat says:

    I think maybe her feet just STANK!!! Someone probably bombed her to get rid of the odor..

    And, it’s PETA, not PITA 😛

  5. Jazz says:

    The cops are worried about her “erratic behavior” and “attitude”? If anyone else had “erratic behavior” and “attitude” they’d lock them up. Why is everyone so soft on her? You know you’re f***ed up in Hollywood when the only thing you get into is a Perez Hilton event. He’ll be the first to blog about her dying, if that ever happens God forbid.

    If everyone stopped paying attention to her maybe she’d go get help but the paparazzi constantly follow her around waiting for her to OD on the footpath or do something crazy so they can get their money shot.

    And if the worst does happen expect her useless parents to whore themselves out to the media, trying to get reality shows out of it. We’ll never be rid of the Lohans.

  6. Feebee says:

    define ‘working’ and ‘healthy’.

  7. Kat says:

    Working and healthy, my ass.

    Obits at the ready, people.

  8. audrey says:

    i stopped reading perez when i found celebitchy.. but i have to say – perez is looking good!

  9. lastwordlinda says:

    News outlets keep obits on famous people, sick, addicted or healthy. It’s just what they do, so that’s not anything related to Linday’s destructive, suicidal behaviour. I don’t doubt that her feet stink. Drug addicts are so unhealthy they often have skin fungi, sores and various other unattractive and unhealthy things wrong with them. And she always looks like she needs a bath. Poor kid. I believe we are all ultimately responsible for our behaviour but she never had a chance with two extremely self-centred, dysfunctional parents. You can’t do what you don’t know.

  10. Lucy says:

    I just wonder how much coke does the judge Who keeps her out on her “good recovery”.
    Throw this hopeless case caged in therapy.
    And teach Hollywood some decency for once before another one dies before everyone’s very eyes.

  11. lucy2 says:

    I agree about the sympathy for Britney, she seems to have some sort of mental illness in addition to whatever else was going on. But Lindsay is just a trashy, entitled, hopeless addict.

  12. Miss D'arbanville says:

    Perez Hilton – Gastric surgery ?

  13. snapdragon says:

    “healthy & working?” wrong on both counts.

  14. princess pea says:

    I always wonder about Gossip Cop’s credibility. Stories like this just make me do it even more… “Oh, Lindsay called you, so she’s clearly fine. Riiiight.”

  15. gg says:

    I’m thinking this was her cracky way of saying, “look, the reason I fell last time was because of the lack of powder in my shoes – just wanted to make sure everybody saw that.”

  16. lilred says:

    If that is the picture of healthy I had better adjust my monitor.

  17. filthycute says:

    Do you all remember during Britney’s spiral down the video of her sitting on a curb with London (the dog) in her lap, crying? That was so utterly sad.

    I have no sympathy for Lindsay. Her stubborn attitude makes me hope something happens to her.

  18. ThunderC*nt says:

    Lohan, go over to the Grace Kelly thread. Most Northern white women are not supposed to have blowfish lips. Grace didn’t and stands the test of time. Don’t be swept away by the Angelina Jolie fad. You’ll never be Jolie or, especially Princess Grace.

  19. moo says:


    Oh, that’s a good one, you stupid twat!

  20. Ruby Red Lips says:

    She looks dreadful…can’t she see how awful, old, aged and haggard she looks…

  21. Ruffian9 says:

    “I’m working and healthy” ..Um…no…and…no

  22. Crash2GO2 says:

    Well at least she’s put on a good deal of weight. Even if it’s probably mostly alcohol calories.

  23. Shannon says:

    Talc or not, I’m still going to start referring to her as Ol’ Coke Shoes.

    I agree that she’s well on her way to being dead. If not from an overdose, then from the realization that nobody really cares after the bridges she’s burned.

    Most people would have realized they’d hit rock bottom a long time ago, but I guess Lindsay has too many enablers. I think only a coma in the hospital would be enough to shock her into going rehab again.

  24. George F says:

    “Working”? Walking around LA aimlessly while blasted off your gourd, going to clubs, tweeting and buying things is “working”? I have no idea what the powder is but highly doubtful it’s blow, anyone drops that much coke and they’re going to have a coronary right on the spot.

  25. Confuzzle says:

    Looks like Mario’s trying to rip off a famous Elvis photo.

  26. Emily says:

    When Britney started to lose it, I thought it was just drugs and booze at first, so I laughed at her crazy antics. But then it became clear that there was something seriously wrong with her, and I starting wishing she’d get better. I don’t see any similarities between her and Lindsay. Lindsay’s basically a walking pharmacy at this point, and nothing but forced rehab is going to change that.

  27. Mark Warmer says:

    “I’m working and healthy”

    Oh no, no, no. Someone should turn her in to rehab. She badly needs help.

  28. CathyT says:

    @princess pea: Gossip Cop reported the TMZ story and what Lindsay told them. They didn’t take her side or include the truth/rumor thermometer.

  29. alexandra says:

    Although I cannot stop laughing. Skank powder. lol. She is the same as Britney and worse. She is a broken child. Look at her dad in and out of jail. She is also the middle child. And her mother is a piece of work. She is someone in pain, numbing the pain with drugs. Because of he delusional ways, she comes off as c*nty. We are not far from the gladiator times. Instead of wrestling a lion, she is wrestling with drugs. And all of us are cheering for her demise for entertaining purpose. I am guilty too.

  30. Emily says:

    @alexandra, we’re not all cheering for her demise. I would like her to get better, but can’t muster up any sympathy for her, because so many people have tried to help her and she simply refuses to change.

  31. Joanna says:

    I agree with you so hard. Looking at Britney during her breakdown made my heart ache I just wanted to hug her and make everything better, but looking at just makes me roll my eyes and scoff “this bitch”.

  32. chessie says:

    Looks like Perez’s head has finally grown too large for his body.