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This is just a little story to make your day a little better. Lindsay was apparently tired of chunnels, so she left Paris and London and came back to LA. She’s been keeping a low profile for a few days, but she went out last night to the club Trousdale. Where she was promptly denied entrance. Chuckle. The security dudes kept Lindsay waiting for fifteen minutes, in which you can see from the photos, her crackface just got madder and madder. When they finally did let her in, she stayed for a few minutes and then left. She spent the rest of evening rage-tweeting:
Poor Lindsay Lohan. The actress attempted to hit new Hollywood hot spot Trousdale last night but was held up at the velvet rope. And not just for a minute…security had the audacity to make L.L. wait in line for 15 minutes (gasp!) while paps snapped away.
Obviously the bouncers hadn’t seen I Know Who Killed Me.
So what was the problem? Trousdale was hosting a private party, and apparently Linds wasn’t on the list.
“Last night was a private event with a guest list,” a club rep tells me. “The lounge is open for business on Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays, so any events on other nights are private.”
She eventually got in, but didn’t stay long. Of course, she took to Twitter to vent about the whole ordeal.
“I’ve never been treated so poorly in my life, this is why I never come to LA- isn’t security, after I respect them and their work and tip,” she first wrote.
“That was scary, mean, arrogant, and unnecessarily aggressive. I pick new york jus like Jay-Z…… Wouldn’t you?” she added.
According to her tweets, she was simply trying to visit a friend who was there from NYC.
Whatever you say, Lindsay!Looks like Kat Von D had the good sense to RSVP…the L.A. Ink star was inside partying with no problem.
[From E! News]
Of course it was more fun when Lindsay was crack tweeting about Samantha Ronson on a daily basis, but we have to make do with what little pearls of laughter we can get. I love when Lindsay gets indignant. There are few things funnier than a girl who is beyond a “nobody” and is actually a “has-been” who thinks that she’s still the queen diva star. “That was scary, mean, arrogant, and unnecessarily aggressive” - um, no bitch, they just wouldn’t let you into a private party… temporarily. What will Lindsay’s next move be? Breaking into your child’s birthday party with a bottle of Jagermeister and a crack pipe, screaming “You can’t do this, I worked for Ungaro, BITCHES!!” You laugh because it’s true!
Lindsay Lohan on March 18, 2010 in LA, credit: Pacific Coast News. Screencaps of tweets courtesy of Lohan‘s Twitter.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Funny, Lindsay Lohan
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41 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan rage-tweets after being denied entrance to LA club”
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why are they still putting actress? they should refer her as has been, loser, or bum. you know, something that suits her more.
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Hahahaha they let Kat Von D in! Kat Von D was on the list and Blowhan wasn’t! Hahahahaha oh my god, this is so amazing.
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this twat is such a waste of space.
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Well done security!
I’d sooner have Kat Von D at my event than Cracky McF*ckup. I think most people would.
LL hasn’t been relevant since ‘Mean Girls’. And that was six years ago. Sad.
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She wasn’t on the list because they thought she would fly directly from London to NY to check on her father instead of clubing.
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I can’t help but think that SamRo is behind all this..hehe..awesome
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I wonder if Madge had anything to do with it- Like maybe Madonna’s people are just sending warning shots across the bow on Lolo’s London antics… Reality is so much more delicious when you make it up!
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haha!! I love the bouncers!
Her face says it all - a lifetime of self-delusional self-entitlement…
Keep her from Europe & the UK - LA can have her!!
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Wait, did she write “never come to LA”? Isn’t that where she lives/smokes crack/wanders aimlessly???
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i think it’s sad that someone’s whole sense of happiness & self-worth revolves around getting into a club.
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Thanks Kaiser. I was really having a shitty day and this put a smile on my face!
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I don’t know…I just can NEVER seem to get any pleasure from seeing this child just…DRIFT…
All that talent…all that potential…SIGH!!!
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Dr. Drew should really give her a chance on Sober House. I’ll bet she wouldn’t last one day, but it would be a step in the right direction and entertaining =)
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Lindsay: “Don’t you know who I am, stupid? I’m the baby from the e*trade commercial!”
Bouncer: “Milk-a-who?”As for her tirade against a whole city; I’m sure LA will be releasing a statement defending its honor and stating its position in 3…2…
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That would be great though, if she was just referred to from now on as “party girl Lindsay Lohan”, instead of actress. It’s the truth, innit? Although I remember back when people would write “Zoolander actress Paris Hilton” so I guess mine’s a longshot.
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LOVES ME SOME KAT VON D!!!
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I can’t laugh at this. I simply cannot.
This kid needs a kidnapping. Why won’t anybody do something? Can’t we start a rehab internet demand just like the one to get Betty White on SNL? Nobody cares enough, do they? -
I’m always conflicted when it comes to laughing at Lindsey Lohan expense.
theres a part of me who feels sorry for her. shes only 23 and she looks old enough to be my Mother(I’m 22). her effed up mom who thinks its better to be her friend and dealer, than a mom.
lindsey needs help. she needs to stp being in denial and get the treatment she needs..she needs to cut off her dealers, her mom and enablers. -
And theres the other part of me, who thinks lindsey deserves all the bad press and karma shes getting.
shes was a good actress who threw everything away just for a life of partying and drugs.
how can somebody feel sorry for this girl when shes the on who chose to throw her life away.
the problem is she was handed fame on a silver platter.the bish didnt hsve to work hard at getting the fame and money she had..
now shes pissing it all away for what? so she can get deny at clubs, -
She needs to quit worrying about getting into clubs and start working on getting her career back on track.
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Lindsay was right about x17 thought most put out to get great comments about them. Britney and Paris come to mind. They just lust of those two, like I said they both did alittle extra to get special treatment.
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‘child?’ - Not hardly. Rehab only works if you want it to, Thunder. Christ if it wasn’t for twitter we’d all be spared the moment-by-moment histrionics.
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They should have banned her all together.
If not being let in to a private party she wasn’t invited to is the worst she’s ever been treated, then I suggest we airlift her to some 3rd world dictatorship and see how she fares there. -
it was only a matter of time… I hope it happens more often since she’s been irrelevant since … since … oh man, WAY too long ago! go see your Dad, you dumb ass…….
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Maybe it’s karmic paybacks for all the clubs she got into whilst under-aged.
BTW, I agree w/Favewest about LL’s mum. What a piece o crap that woman has shown herself to be! So long as she’s able to ride the kid’s coattails she never gave a sh*t how messed up she was! Press always busts on the dad but that mother..!
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she is seriously troubled and i dont think anyone should be laughing at her. she wasnt “handed” anything on a silver platter, she was once a genuinely talented working child actor that got eaten up by the ‘fame monster’ (to quote a certain singer). many child actors end up seriously fucked up as adults…and it’s usually the crazy stage-parent’s fault. gary coleman, dana plato, macualay culkin, the kids who played the little rascals, natalie wood, jodie sweetin, those creepy olsens, corey haim…kids are fragile. and the hollywood atmosphere scars them forever if they dont have the right parenting and support. i hope people just stop reporting on her and her craziness altogether…morbidly fascinating as it is, its just wrong. she needs help.
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this girl looks dirty!
this is too funny, especially mentioning herself in the same sentence with Jay Z LOL yeah right!
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I laugh because it doesn’t have to be this way. I feel sad for homeless children and random victims of crime not overindulged wacktresses that threw their opportunities away.
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How old is Lindsay again? 23? So, she’s as bad as she is and she’s only 2 years over the legal drinking age. She’s been clubbing since she was what, 16? I understand Hollywood’s a planet of it’s own, and I know the “fame monster” eats people up and spits them out in the gutter, but you don’t have to choose to wallow in the gutter afterwards. It is possible to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and get back to the real world. Ask any woman with children who’s had to go out and find a job, a home, and reconstruct her life after a divorce. I’ll reserve my sympathy for her and those like her.
As far as Dina goes:
I have 3 kids. I fought my ex tooth-and-nail because he wanted to get my oldest son and daughter into modelling. I KNEW what could happen. And you’d best believe, if I’d lost that fight and they’d ended up “Hollywood Kids”, with a sense of entitlement and wanting to party at bars/clubs at 16, I’d have SQUASHED THAT SHIT WITH A QUICKNESS!!
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Her ****ed up parents are going to be riding her coattails all the way into the grave.
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Lol, what a spoiled girl
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addiction isnt really a choice after awhile…and it clearly runs in her family.
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She’s starting to look like Dana Plato with black hair
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Lindsay is an irresponsible woman who has been given more opportunities for fame and fortune than probably anybody else in hollywood and she continues to fu*k up everything that comes her way.
If Ellen Degeneras says, “Don’t you think you should stay out of the clubs?”. You stay out of the clubs if you want to act again.
How small minded for Lindsay to think all of LA sucks just because of her experiences at clubs and with a small group of people that live to party. That is one tiny slice of the pie.
Forget her parents and blaming them. She is, after all, no longer a child but an adult who has worked with some of the finest people in the world since she was a teenager.
Get your fu*king shit together you loser.
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the industry gives these child stars a complete sense of entitlement, throws drugs at them, tells them they are special and then as they grow and start developing addictions as a way to cope with the pain of finding out they are not, indeed, entitled and special - the industry throws them away and we as a society treat their destruction as a form of entertainment. Dinah and Michael are mostly to blame - lets have a bit of compassion for the Lindsays and Brittneys of this world people.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
It was *scary seeing her career flash before her eyes
It was *mean of Lindsay to demean the rest of us by implying she deserves better treatment than we get showing up to parties where we’re not wanted
It was *arrogant of her to assume she’s still a commodity
And it was *unnecessarily aggressive of her to blame an entire city for her delusional assumptions of importance.
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Her fingernails are as bad as Britney’s.
Not a sign of a healthy mental state. -
emjay you’re right. Doesn’t she get bored of just going to clubs every fucking night?! She needs to move to the country or something and live like an old lady for a bit. I pity her because she seems to be in total denial about her life.
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Poor girl. Hollywood is tough on people, and even tougher on those that enter it at a young age.
To the poster who refused to let her son go into modeling (bellaluna) - modeling is manageable for young adults with a good, solid head on their shoulders. I know because I modeled and I am okay today. In fact, I am now a lawyer. But you are right to be cautious. It would be very easy to step in the quicksand of drugs and entitlement.
I think Lindsay needs to sit down and talk to Drew Barrymore!
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vale: Speaking of Paris Hilton… where is she?
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“There’s a reason I’m NOT a reader.”
Umm, Lindsay, because you don’t know how to read?
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