Okay, I have absolutely no idea what the f-ck Lindsay Lohan is rage-tweeting about now. Apparently, after these photos came out yesterday of Lindsay’s feet covered in a white mystery powder, George Lopez made a joke about it on his show last night. What I can’t find is what Lopez actually said about Lindsay, her feet or the mystery powder. So I have literally no idea what Lopez actually said, I only know that whatever it was sent Lindsay into a rage spiral on Twitter. She sniped at Lopez: “thanks for the childish comment regarding baby powder in my shoes to loosen up the leather* don’t you have kids? U wouldn’t wanna hear that about them, or would you? Act like a grown man, have some respect and dignity for yourself.” Um… touché, Madame Crackface Dignity? Here’s a screencap of Lindsay’s Twitter with the messages – with a new photo I haven’t seen before, of Lindsay with DJ AM. Ugh. This bitch:
Lindsay Lohan has chosen an interesting way of addressing the cloud of suspicion she’s been under since being snapped with white powder pumping out of her high-heels: Attack. George. Lopez.
The ‘Mean Girls’ star took to her Twitter (what else?) to take on the comedian over a supposed joke he made on the Monday episode of his late-night talk show, ‘George Lopez Tonight.’ According to reports, Lopez joked Lohan uses baby powder to loosen up her snug shoes.
This seemingly harmless riff set off Lohan, who wrote: “Thanks for the childish comment regarding baby powder in my shoes to loosen up the leather … don’t you have kids?”
She then added, “Act like a grown man, have some respect and dignity for yourself.”
Lopez did not make the jab during his monologue, nor in any clips made available by TBS for Monday.
Lohan was leaving a friends house in Los Angeles on Saturday when a generous amount of white powder started shooting out of her shoes. In some angles, it appeared there was smoke puffing out of her feet.
Last week, she took a tumble onto a cactus while wearing similar high-heeled shoes. She has blamed pushy photographers and not intoxication for the fall. She later joked that she should “start wearing more flats.”
So, basically, now we know that the white powder was actually baby powder. I knew it wasn’t cocaine. Lindsay wouldn’t have let all of that coke blow away. So now that’s settled, I want to have a word with Lindsay: shut up. Don’t pick a fight with a man like George Lopez. He’s worked a lot harder, made more powerful friends, and earned the respect of more people than you’ve gotten high with. He’s a comedian who struggled for years to get where he is, and he’s not going to take any kind of hit, publicity or otherwise, from any kind of fight with you. All that will be achieved is that you’ll look even more out of control, deranged, entitled, humorless, cracked out and nasty.
P.S. If anyone knows what George actually said about Lindsay, please put it in the comments!