Here are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan from the weekend. She had a pretty busy weekend for someone who, you know, doesn’t do anything but get high and create drama. In addition to being the subject of some kind of breaking news TMZ report about her drug drama (Breaking: Blohan is cracked out! Actually the source said, “If she doesn’t get help soon, she’s going to die”), Lindsay decided to attend some big events in LA. She went to Perez Hilton’s 32nd birthday party, and even posed with him on the red carpet (ugh), and she was caught leaving a friend’s house the same night… with her feet covered in mysterious white powder. I know people are like “yeah, Lindsay put her feet in some blow” but I don’t think so. First of all, if that was cocaine, Lindsay would have cut off her own feet so she could snort every last particle. And there is no “second of all”.
Before her “mystery powder” covered weekend, Radar reported that Lindsay was blocked from entering the big Victoria’s Secret party on Thursday night. This happened two weeks ago at a club too - perhaps event organizers are finally getting wise to Lindsay’s shenanigans? But still, poor Lindsay! Chuckle:
THE place to be in Hollywood Thursday night was the Victoria’s Secret party at hot new nightclub Trousdale…that is if you were anybody other than Lindsay Lohan.
While celebs like Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton had a blast catching up and Russell Brand flirted with VS super-models Miranda Kerr and Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay was blocked at the door, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
“As soon as she strolled up to the door, the rope was quickly pulled in front of her,” an eyewitness tells RadarOnline.com. “She tried to pass the big bodyguard but he blocked her way.” No matter what Lindsay did, she couldn’t get in!
Lindsay didn’t care and still tried to barge her way through, our eyewitness says. “But the security guys weren’t having it and escorted her to the exit.”
However, a source close to the situation insists that the whole thing was just an error at the door. “Lindsay wasn’t banned from the guest list,” the source says. “I’m sure that whatever happened was just a misunderstanding.”
Of course it was all just an “error”. I’m sure if someone did some digging, we would find that Lindsay began screaming, “Don’t you know who I am!?!?” To which the bodyguards were like, “Um, yeah. That’s why we’re not letting you in.” But I love the part of the story where they were blocking her and she thought she was being clever by just barging through. Oh, to spent a minute in that cracked-out mind.
Anyway, we’re all totally Lohan-haters, because Lindsay ran to Gossip Cop to whine about TMZ’s report that she’s near death or whatever. She told Gossip Cop that “I’m working and healthy” – which we can see with our own eyes, right, Lindsay? When asked if she needed to go to rehab again (the fourth time’s the charm), Lindsay apparently just said that she was “fine”. Of course!
Meanwhile, PopEater’s gossip guy claims that news outlets are already preparing Lindsay’s obituary. PopEater’s source (a senior news producer) says: “News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news fast and any preparation that can be done ahead of time is them just simply doing their jobs. We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died and don’t want that to happen again.” They did the same thing when Britney Spears was going downhill too. TMZ also reports that some LA cops are concerned about Lindsay. According to TMZ: “Cops who see Lindsay at her worst — late nights and early mornings when she needs assistance avoiding the paparazzi — tell TMZ they have been concerned about her “erratic behavior” and “attitude” — which have grown progressively worse over the last few months. We’re told during one of Lindsay’s crazier nights out recently, cops became so concerned they discussed taking her in for a 5150 evaluation. Cops decided against it because she didn’t meet all the criteria for a 5150 — they felt she could still take care of herself — though feebly.”
I remember when Britney was going downhill and she was so clearly out of control and mentally unstable, I had so much genuine sympathy for her. Britney was so obviously unwell, and the problems were beyond whatever drugs she was on (who knows). In Lindsay’s case, it just feels different, doesn’t it? To me it does. Maybe it’s that Lindsay is cognizant enough to consistently be in denial, which wasn’t the case for Britney. Plus, Lindsay just keeps on surviving whatever bullsh-t she’s putting her body through. Like a cockroach.
Written by Kaiser
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