“Christina Aguilera’s frankenboobies” Links

Christina Aguilera’s frankenboobies leaving a club. She should have stayed home and let her baby help relieve some of the pressure on those things. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Lindsay Lohan falls on her ass while on the way to her car, and she just collapses, she doesn’t slip [Evil Beet]
Ali Lohan wants to be just like Lindsay [Just Jared]
Amy Winehouse to launch her own line of hair and cosmetics. In the meantime you can recreate her look at home with a trip to your local drugstore and about 2 hours teasing your hair into a snarled, high mess [DListed]
Rihanna and Chris Brown get cozy in a pool [Bossip]
Larry the Cable Guy creates another cinematic masterpiece with Witless Protection [Pajiba]
– Remember that guy who got fired by CNN for blogging? Well his boss resigned, probably in shame [Dues Ex Malcontent]
Brittany Murphy is a diva who requires diagonally cut pb&j sandwiches with the crusts cut off once an hour [Celebslam]
Vanessa Hudgens at the airport [Bastardly]
Justin Timberlake to induct Madonna into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame [ICYDK]
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Natalie Portman talks about Scarlett Johansson’s boobs [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Eli Roth e-mails our friends over at Agent Bedhead to let them know the secret of his perfectly unkempt hair [Agent Bedhead]
Naomi Campbell flew to Brazil, the plastic surgery capital of the world, to “have a cyst removed” [The Blemish]
– Celebrity moochers [CityRag]
Simon Cowell buys $80 million house [Crazy Days and Nights]
Jennifer Aniston seen out with super hot very tall guy [PopSugar]
Penelope Cruz in a See Through Top [The Grumpiest]
Keira Knightley’s Pirates boobs were achieved with makeup [CelebNewsWire]
Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony Bring The Twins Home [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Julie Newmar is 74 years old and is wearing a see through pantsuit. And she works it and plastic surgery has not deformed her. [popbytes]
Madonna Hauls Her Hungover Carcass to Jury Duty [Socialite’s Life]
Owen Wilson is going to do another one of those terrible Escape from the Museum movies [Lifeline Live]
– There’s another Bourne movie coming! Yes! [Gabsmash]
Matt Damon or Ben Affleck: Who’d you rather? I’m so hungry. I think I’ll go have a sandwich. [Best Week Ever]

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