Kate Gosselin does hilariously awful dance to Lady Gaga (video!)


*Dancing starts around 3 minute mark*

Okay, this is officially hilarious. Maybe it’s because I never really paid that much attention to Kate Gosselin – when I do pay attention to something she does, it endlessly amuses me. So HuffPo put up the video (above) of Kate’s dance to Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” last night on Dancing With the Stars. This sh-t is incredible. I feel like it’s a post-modern masterpiece, even Warhol-ian. First, let’s go with the simple choice of music – Gaga’s “Paparazzi”. Seriously, Kate? Really? And as if to emphasize the point, her poor dancing partner Tony is the only “paparazzo” taking her photo. Hilarious! Next, we have Kate’s dancing. This crazy bitch has absolutely zero rhythm. None. At all. So she just saunters around, looking dazed and constipated, and like she has something wedged up her ass. This is epic.

More dreadful dancing from Kate Gosselin.

On Monday’s Dancing With the Stars, the mom of eight, 35, earned a meager 15 for her paso doble (she just barely beat out 80-year-old Buzz Aldrin, who earned the night’s lowet score of 13).

For her dance, Gosselin and partner Tony Dolovani performed to Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” because “that song speaks to me,” she explained, as she is always followed by photographers.

Unfortunately, it didn’t translate well on the dance floor.

After her routine, Len Goodman told her: “There was no passion, drama, intensity. It wasn’t very good, Kate. Sorry.”

Carrie Ann Inaba called Gosselin’s performance “odd. It was very hard to watch … I don’t feel the emotion got to your face. That was very strange.”

The most biting remarks came from Bruno Tonioli, who told Gosselin “for once, you played the character — you had the look of the super bitch from hell!” The only downfall? “You looked like you were walking,” he told her. “Next time, dance!”

Despite the negative feedback, Gosselin said she enjoyed the “tone” of the dance because “it was a way for me to channel” frustration at the paparazzi.

“They follow me, and I have to deal with that,” she explained after her dance, “so to be able to bring that out was actually pretty good.”

She said she still is “enjoying the challenge” of dancing. She said being on the show “is a lot harder than I ever imagined.”

[From Us Weekly]

And I can’t stop watching this video. I think my favorite part is when Tony pulls her through his legs and she just sort of half-rolls on the floor and then extends her hands to be picked up. Tony’s face is like, “This BITCH.”

Oh, and she looks like a f-cking drag queen too.

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  1. YT says:

    No rhythm. No grace. No talent. The only thing she has is money in the bank for participating in the show.

  2. Sarah says:

    That was just sad to watch. lol.

  3. julie says:

    yes i think she is a bitch, but i give her a lot of credit. Yes, her “dancing” is hilarious, but her lowlife douche of a husband left her with 8 kids to support. Unlike most regular women in this situation, she has a way to make money – as long as some show will pay her money, she should do it. To be in front of people and make a fool of yourself to make money for your childrens future – at least she has guts.

  4. Janeth says:

    LMAO

    I have to agree with you Kaiser, she looks like a drag queen with that awful FN makeup. Comedy!

  5. Justalark says:

    Season after season, Tony always comes across as one of the nicest dance pros on DWTS. Since I’ve never watched Kate’s reality show before, I started watching her on DWTS this season as a completely unbiased viewer. All I can say after seeing her painful-to-watch dancing the last couple of weeks and observing her bitchy, whiny, sourpuss personality is…FREE TONY!!!

  6. Annie says:

    Weirdly, I liked her drag queen super bitch from hell make up! It’s one of my favorite looks on her. Maybe because it makes her look… not much like her at all.

  7. Judy says:

    So feel for her having to deal with the paps. Was that why they all got pics of her and her 8 kids doing their Easter Egg Hunt on “Saturday,” resplendent with Kate in a new pink top and matching 4″ heels out in the grass? Puhleaze. She’d be lost without the phone-in photo ops. YT said it beautifully: “No rhythm. No grace. No talent.”

  8. Skins says:

    She should be thanking the paps, without them she would be the total no-talent waste of space that she is. She is so bad that it is actually hard to watch. I mean, most girls can dance at least a little bit. It is just amazing that by putting her in with talented people who have actually accomplished something in their life, she is being shown to be a total waste of air. Maybe she should try spending some time with her kids before they forget who she is

  9. Kate says:

    Oh…. wow.

  10. OXA says:

    She is so full of excrement I can smell it thru the puter and it was painfull to watch.

  11. TaylorB says:

    God, she really was awful. I am really starting to pity her. She seems to be trying, she just sucks, big time.

  12. Risa says:

    I watched this without sound ( at work) and it is HORRIBLE! You can’t get a sense of rhythm from her nor any flow at all! She is so bad!

  13. Red Folder says:

    I fear watching this video will ruin the song for me. . .

    Here’s another one who I hope has run out of their 15 minutes. Why is Kate Gosselin famous? Because she took fertility drugs. And now she’s a celebrity. . .what?

    YT said it: No rhythm. No grace. No TALENT.

    UGH!

  14. Ol' Mrs says:

    ok…that was just awful “dancing”!! they work on this for a full week right? YIKES!!

  15. manda says:

    what’s up with shannon doherty being the first to go? I didn’t think she was that bad?

  16. thepickle says:

    Agree with Annie…I think an Elvira type look is really Kate’s thing. That could be her future money maker.

  17. snowball says:

    She doesn’t bend anywhere. Her knees are straight unless Tony makes her bend and she looks like whatever she’s wearing on top is too tight and she isn’t able to move or twist at the waist. I can’t even go into her frozen facial expression. I think she expected that she’d be great if she got there and could call the shots.

    Tony’s a hot little thing. I wish I could rescue him from Medusa the Drag Queen.

  18. teehee says:

    She just isnt into it. Its like she gave up a long time ago and is just doing what she “has to do” probably for the money. And again playing a sort of victim role. This is a chnce to have tons of fun and be as passionate and energetic as youve ever been…. but dancing obviouly isnt her outlet of choice.

  19. Mairead says:

    TEAM BRUNO!!!

    However, that wasn’t even walking – it was stomping around with boxer’s arms. As we say ’round our way “God love her, but she hasn’t a schtep!” And what the hell rag is that she’s wearing – even the costume designers hate her!!

    They always have a mix of entertainers, athletes and others and what the ‘others’ lack in talent, they usually excel in personality and often get kept on, if only just to champion the underdog e.g. from the British Strictly Come Dancing: ex-snooker ace Dennis Taylor, Bill Turnbull (newsreader), Diarmuid Gavin (landscape artist and potting shed pinup) and Peter Schmeichel (football legend).

  20. Jeri says:

    tee hee. Luv this stuff.

  21. Mel says:

    Try watching it without the sound on (at work)LMAO! Yikes

  22. Diva says:

    Do people even listen to lyrics anymore? Stupid song for her to dance to, ONE word of it applies to her.

    Anyway, poor Kate. She’s on a dancing show and simply CANNOT dance to save her life. It IS comical to watch. Plus, I really think she’s the only person I’ve ever seen on the show who seems to be getting THICKER instead of thinner.

    As for spending time with her kids… almost ALL of her rehearsal is clearly in the big downstairs room in HER HOME. It’s not like she’s living in a hotel in LA while her kids are back in Pensylvania or wherever she lives. She flies out for performances, but she’s home with her kids between. She’s a working mother, and I think she deserves a little slack for that. (Yes, I know, most of you don’t think she deserves any slack for anything.)

    Although, I don’t think she deserves any slack for her manicure. That custom pain job makes it look like the nail beds bled where they separate from the skin.

  23. JuiceinLA says:

    I saw the judge’s critique after this “dance”, and she looked so pissed! She is not doing herself any favors….this is turning out to be such a bad move for her.

    Part of me wants to champion her cause because I think it has to be hell to raise those kids, and that husband was Tiger Wood’s evil twin with smaller peen…But here is the thing:

    She does what a lot of tough women who are fighters do: She fights with those who are actually trying to help her. She puts up the front and bullies. While it might work on a loser ingrate of a husband, and even gain her sympathy, it will not work in this arena or with other people.

    She is in danger of alienating herself from her audience. She needs to find a way not to get pissed and just say “Yea, I suck. I am the worst- even I had no idea. Tony is a saint for putting up with me, and I just want to say I am really trying”.

  24. R2D2 says:

    I actually watched last night and I must say it was really hard to watch.
    To say it was odd and strange is an understatement. Ill give her props for getting up there and making a fool of herself on tv since she knows shes an awful dancer but thats about it.

  25. AbbeyRoad says:

    I love this entire clip. Her make-up, how seriously she takes herself, the “acting” lesson, the way she dances – it’s like a scene from a Christopher Guest movie. I really, really want him to make a dancing mockumentary after this.

  26. princess pea says:

    Oh julie. Do yourself a favor and look into Kate’s financial situation before you go feeling sorry for her. The stuff about her doing this because she has to support her kids? That’s just Kate spewing garbage to justify her fame-seeking.

  27. princess pea says:

    “They [the paparazzi] follow me, and I have to deal with that,”

    And you just know she’s thinking she’s the only contestant on the show who’s ever had an encounter with the paps. Right.

  28. andrea says:

    WOW, she is stiff as hell! ok, so the woman can’t dance. it’s not a character flaw. but DAMN can she not dance! also, whomever is costuming her for this show must really hate her cuz, again, DAMN.

    Tony Dovolani should be asking for a raise for this sh*t!

  29. Mel says:

    I am never going to stop laughing!

  30. Feebee says:

    Watching Kate Gosselin dance this season is like going through the stage of grief… first it was funny, then kind of sad, now it’s just making me mad. She’s irritating the hell out of me. I agree with Justalark – FREE TONY.

    LOL at Tom Bergeron, “Superbitch from Hell was the compliment in the critique”. Ha, Bruno called it the character, I’d say true colours. Next week, two scores one for technique and one for performance… well if she’s still there I’d love to see the breakdown of 5.

    I had to watch the old hag in the clip above as last night a storm hit just as Tom was introducing her and Tony and my Directv went out. Divine Intervention perhaps? Maybe God’s having a laugh too.

  31. JulieNewmar says:

    Tony needs a bonus, raise, month’s vacation at a ritzy spa… something for his trouble and misfortune at drawing this one as a partner this season.

  32. bros says:

    omg that was painful. I didnt think she could be that bad but she is a stiff stomper with no sense of music or grace. she looked like some big foot in a trance on Quaaludes. or like some scary pirate wench that might try to attack you on a ride at the pirates of the Caribbean ride at disneyland. bottom line, this trick can’t dance and should go be with her kids that she is sniff sniff, doing everything for.

    I also have to comment on her tacky tacky nails. who does that design. ugh.

  33. Zelda says:

    I think that its ending– her desperately clinging onto the paparazzi– sums this woman up very well….

  34. sauvage says:

    I am SO afraid I’d look like Kate Gosselin out there.

  35. mr. stinky fishface says:

    I just can’t get over how she gave an interview comparing herself to Erin Andrews and the situation Erin is going through. This woman is a FAMEWHORE and loves the Papz, Erin Andrews has a legitimate job as a sports broadcaster and this broad doesn’t. Ugh. She drives me crazy.

  36. Madisyn says:

    The problem I see with Kate is she is NOT trying at all. Someone here said she’s actually getting “thicker instead of thinner”. I agree. You know why that is? Because she probably shows up for rehearsals for about an hour, gets mad, and calls it quits for the day. At that rate she’s practicing 5-6 hours a WEEK, where the other dancers put 5-6 hours a day for 5-6 days. I can’t help/hope but think Tony is so sick of this bitch, he’s letting her have her tantrums, storm off, and he’s just happy she’s gone and he’s done for the day. Another perk: she’s failing miserably, making a fool of herself, and he’s coming out smelling like roses in the press!

  37. Novaraen says:

    She either is totally not in touch with her body….or she just doesn’t care enough to try. That “performance” was sad and I felt bad for Tony having to basically drag her ass through that routine.

  38. judyjudy says:

    I think it is entertaining to watch her get put down by the judges because it sounds just like when she would belittle her husband on every single episode of their show. How does it feel Kate? I hope she sticks around so she continue to suck and continue to be told she sucks.

    Oh, and seriously, no feeling sorry for her for the paparazzi when that other girl is receiving death threats, for pete’s sake.

  39. Skipper says:

    I have to repeat YT’s comments: No rhythm, no grace, NO TALENT.

    No grace on the dancefloor, and no grace in life either – she is a hag through and through. Sure, Jon is a douche but she has brought this all on herself. She is the master of her own demise.

    Whining about the paps now is bullsh*t b/c they made her what she is… she would be nothing without them: a talentless nobody. It should have stayed that way!! Instead, her famewhoring continues to be forced upon the public – I feel sorry for US. And Tony – give that guy a HUGE raise!

  40. SammyHammy says:

    She just clomps all over that stage doesn’t she? I mean, the last time I saw someone move like that, it was a guy wearing army boots.

  41. Marjalane says:

    Oh my. I’m thinking the make up and costume people aren’t fan’s of Kate.

  42. eggy weggs says:

    Hahaha! Release the Kraken!

  43. pebbles says:

    why is she still on that show???
    vote her off – (addressed to those who watch the show)

  44. Linda says:

    I so want her gone..I am so sick of her wanting sympathy…Kate, you invited this type of publicity into your home – if you don’t like it – the get the hell out of show business! She is a horrible dancer and how the judges scored her higher then Buzz is beyond me – at 80 years old, Buzz managed to dance better.

    She is such a dislikable person – if she’s not eliminated – I have to stop watching until she is.

  45. Wow says:

    I usually can’t stand this woman, but the fact that she is putting herself out there like this – I give her props for that. Her dancing is more like a walk through. Her upper body just doesn’t move. Yet she still does a better job at it than I would be able to do.

    I still find it hypocritical on tlc’s part that she is allowed to use their name in her name introduction and talk abt the kids and make money without tlc trying to sue her like they did Jon.

  46. Scarlet Vixen says:

    Soldiers in Army boots are way more graceful than this thing. While I was watching I kept thinking, “Okay, in a few seconds it’s going to stop being so funny and I’ll start feeling sorry for her because this is just so embarassing awful. Um…maybe now? Now? Nope! Still f’ing hilarious and pathetic! hahahaha”

    She was like Peter Boyle playing Frankenstein’s monster in ‘Young Frankenstein.’ Except less graceful. If she doesn’t get voted off, maybe she and Tony can ‘dance’ (if you can call her clomping about dancing) to Puttin’ on the Ritz…

  47. Shelly says:

    Did anyone else catch it when Kate said that the paps are following “even when I don’t want them to” or something like that? She likes them – she likes having her face out there – and sites like this keep her in the limelight no matter how much they hate on her! LOL

    Her “dancing” is just plain painful to watch and those “angry” facial expressions she was making were cracking me up but I still give her credit for continuing with it knowing how much she sucks.

  48. Lem says:

    she really is quite horrible, no

    what’s with the rabid possum hanging out the back of the wig?

  49. Lem says:

    that dress is very VERY very badly fitted

    that hair is laughable

    that make-up would offend a ‘hot tranny mess’

    perhaps she has offended the entire back of house staff as well????

  50. the other mel says:

    OMG this was priceless. I watched it last night and cringed in embarrassment for her the entire time. Tony, bless his sweet heart, is trying to be encouraging and gracious, but sure he has his work cut out for him.

  51. scotchy says:

    bhaa HAA HAAA HAA…
    I too will not stop laughing, this will keep me going all week.

    what a train wreck.

  52. gg says:

    She just walks around, stomping. I can tell she never danced in her life.

  53. scout says:

    I can’t stand this woman but for the sake of pure decency – please put her out of her misery, “watchers of this show,” and vote her off! If you do, you can then claim the title, “True Humanitarian!”

  54. Anastasia says:

    Julie: SHE left Jon, not the other way around! And she has enough money to live off the interest for the rest of her life! Jon is ordered to pay $20,000 a month in child support (not the $10,000 previously thought). If he weren’t paying it, she’d be screeching to the media every second and he’d be arrested. He pays it from the interest he’s making from the $70,000 per EPISODE they made in four years of their TLC show!

    No one is poor here. They both have moula out the butt. She doesn’t HAVE to go on TV and make a fool of herself and embarrass her kids. And Jon didn’t leave her, she left him.

    Get your fact straight before you dole out your sympathy.

  55. Chrissy says:

    Oh, poor Kate! That was awful. Awful. The outfit, the hair, the make-up, THE DANCING.

    I feel for her … I really do. Seeing her on this show makes me realize I should never, ever take dancing lessons. Because I have no doubt I would look like that. Ouch.

  56. R2D2 says:

    Well now Jon is now suing her for custody of the kids along with child and spousal support, which is his way of saying “I need money and attention”. He’s doing it b/c he’s jealous and trying to get out of paying that support. Im surprised this site doesnt have that story up yet.

  57. Judy says:

    Once again, thank you Anastasia. It’s getting old explaining that she kicked Jon to the curb–not the other way around. Do people even read anything but their own posts? And Scarlet Vixen, you make me laugh!

  58. Taya says:

    Kate looks, dances and acts like a man, in drag.

    R2D2…jealous of what? A bitch who is a complete loser who prostitutes her kids for money so she does not have to get a real job.

  59. bellaluna says:

    I was a dancer. My Mom was a dancer. My daughter is a dancer. Having spent so much time in the world of dance, there are certain things I’ve learned. Technique is a learned skill, and therefore may be taught. Love of dance, natural rhythm, and talent are innate, and therefore cannot be taught. Kate lacks the love of dance, rhythm, and talent necessary to dance. And it is very painful to watch. I saw numerous examples of this in my daughter’s dance classes, and I would say to myself “If that was my kid, I’d take her out of dance and find something else she excelled in, just so she didn’t have the stigma of being the one messing up the dance for the rest of the girls.” It’s embarrassing to watch, so I can only imagine how embarrassing it is to be the one who can’t dance their way out of a paper bag.

  60. the other mel says:

    I, too, am wondering if the wardrobe and makeup staff of DWTS dislike her. Her costumes so far have been cheesy at best, the makeup and hair has been harsh, but last night was just TRAGIC all across the board. What were they thinking!?! I think it was intentional, because they are usually pretty good about making the stars look good.

  61. DoMaJoReMc says:

    SUPER BITCH FROM HELL!!! Now, that sure hits the nail on the head! HaHa!

    I read somewhere today that Sherri Shepherd is asking all her Twitter followers (100,000) to call in a vote for KHATE. OMG, Sherri, don’t you want those poor kids to have their ‘Mom’ home? Don’t you want to give her a rest? That’s what the rest of us want…for her to go away!

    SHE SUCKED and she deserves to GO HOME!
    SHE SUCKED and she needs to get over herself!
    SHE SUCKED and her 15 minutes of fame are over!
    SHE SUCKED and so does her attitude.

  62. Lori says:

    SMH and So much to lol about! But my soft side agrees with Julie, she is doing what she has to do and thats more than we can say for the loser dad, what was his name?

  63. Anastasia says:

    Lori: read my post.

    R2D2: OR he’s decided enough is enough and since she’s never with the kids anymore, maybe he can be with them more so they can at least be with one parent.

  64. bellaluna says:

    @ Anastasia: Kate may have been the one to file for divorce, but when your husband and the father of your children has been screwing other people, I’d say that he’s the one who left, not her. “Leaving” isn’t always a physical act, sometimes it’s emotional, and it was obvious Jon had checked out long ago. Also, Kate hasn’t been talking about Jon’s inability to pay child support to the press, probably to avoid making Jon look even worse in his children’s eyes. Some people do take the high road, you know.

    @ R2D2: IF Jon’s doing that, he’s doing it because he got kicked out of his latest girlfriend’s parent’s house when she broke up with him because he is a fat loser with 8 kids and no money (her words, not mine). Since then, Jon’s been crashing at various friends’ places, since he doesn’t have an income, a home, or a life, really. In light of his behaviour, I highly doubt a judge would award him custody and child/spousal support just because he’s decided NOW he wants to be father, especially since his decision is solely based on his current financial situation.

  65. Cinderella says:

    Did she just blame her shamefully lame dancing on being mentally preoccupied with cooking dinner?? You’ve got to be kidding me.

    I’m on the Free Tony train, as in NOW.

  66. Diva says:

    Why does everyone keep saying she’s never with her kids because she’s on this dancing show???

    All of the rehearsal footage is in her home, where her kids live, just downstairs.

  67. nanster says:

    I hope no one voted for Kate last night – she was horrible and she needs to go home NOW! I do watch the show and I don’t believe I’ve seen another woman with less natural talent than Kate. As others have said, it is painful to watch. I am also afraid that I wouldn’t be any better – good thing I’m not a D-list celebrity!

  68. princess pea says:

    But Jon wasn’t “screwing other people” until she kicked him out. People don’t want to accept that she was a bitch, I guess… yes, he wasn’t the most macho husband ever, but that’s no reason for her to have treated him like shit their whole marriage, humiliated him on television, and then lie to the public about it afterwards. And yes Kate DID air her dirty laundry all over the media. Where were you last summer when you couldn’t get away from her weepy interview parade?? If leaving doesn’t have to be physical, what do you call the constant berating and regular slaps that she gave him?

  69. p3rp3tu4 says:

    I think it is disturbing and painful to watch someone with a “blank” gaze… She must really loath being told what to do & having to do this. *_*

    Ugh! Ok only for celebitchy would I watch this. It was horrible. Did she not train at all for this?. Women aged far greater can dance with more fluidity & grace. Where is the grace & joy at being given a chance to perform for her children? Bring in a manikin, robot, or doggy for more emotion. (what is happening in there?)

    The man did well considering.

  70. GatsbyGal says:

    There are LOTS of drag queens who look better than her.

  71. TaylorB says:

    She is a terrible dancer, but as others have pointed out she did most of her training at home, and like what she does or not she is a working mother. She would probably be home less if she was a full time nurse.

    I know a ton of people just hate her, and frankly I think she comes across as a total hag, but I won’t begrudge her for ‘working’. At the same time I don’t think that Jon should pay child support at this time, since he doesn’t have a job. When he is gainfully employed that is a different story. It takes a ton of $$ to raise 8 children, secure their future, and set up college funds. The insurance alone for a family of 9 (including mom) is more than many people make in a year. Having that many kids is expensive, which is why I personally would never do that, but they did, the kids are here and she may as well make what she can before the well dries up.

  72. Hunter says:

    Okay.. I don’t like nor dislike Kate but her dancing sucks! I’ve done competitive ballroom and it’s not easy but she has no natural rhythm. Yeah, she stomps around swaying her arms and then she plops on the floor waiting for her partner to pick her up. Bad bad bad. Funny Bad!

  73. You Smell Nice says:

    The Budweiser Clydesdales can dance better than her. She’s nothing more than a famewhore. Maybe she’ll hook with Jesse James – now that would be entertaining.

  74. Beth says:

    That was hilariously bad which is why Kate may stay on. This is the first time I have seen a visual of the expression “stick up the ass”.

  75. Judy says:

    *Taylor, the kids’ college funds have already been set up and paid for by the state of Pennsylvania.

    *Diva, no, not all the footage is in her home–it’s both places.

    *Bellaluna, Kate ended the marriage way BEFORE she filed for divorce. She told Jon to date as long as he was discreet. He was not discreet, but he was NOT the initiator of their break-up.

  76. Maritza says:

    I read on tmz that Jon is going to court to get primary custody of the kids, he wants Kate to pay him child support because she is hardly with the kids. I do hope tonight is her last night so she can go back to them and stop making a fool of herself.

  77. Fifthpocket says:

    She dances like a terd.

  78. yae says:

    Sorry,

    She needs to get laid. Tony Dolovani should give her a hot night of love with baby oil, red wine under a red light.

    Porky Jon ruined that girl.

  79. Diva says:

    OK, I’m sorry… all of the rehearsal footage IN THIS PARTICULAR CLIP.

    I don’t watch the show, so I don’t know about ALL the rehearsals she’s ever done. I’ve watched two clips on here and the rehearsal footage I have seen is in her basement.

    So, she flies out, what, one, two days a week and does some rehearsal then, too. Got it.

  80. angel says:

    I have to say that every time I see her dance I can understand why she had do have her kids by IVF or whatever ‘non natural’ measure she used!

  81. piedlourde says:

    I CAN’T WAIT to hear what Joel McHale has to say about this!

  82. whatevs says:

    Woah. So stomping around flailing your arms is considered “dancing” now? I feel so sorry for that guy. You can tell he’s trying to make it easy for her, everything is slowed to the point a five year old (with rhythm of course)could do it.

  83. the other mel says:

    @ AbbeyRoad .25 – “…It’s like a scene from a Christopher Guest movie. I really, really want him to make a dancing mockumentary after this.”

    That is the Best. Idea. Ever.

  84. bellaluna says:

    princess pea, Jon was messing around with the school teacher in Utah in February, much earlier than anything was filed or decided upon. Yes, I read about her weepy interviews, but as far as I know, she wasn’t flaunting her boy toys to the paparazzi in France and all over the place, nor was she announcing to the media that she despised Jon and loved said boy toys more than she ever loved her husband.

    Judy, Jon & Kate were renewing their vows in Hawaii a few months before he was boffing said school teacher in Utah in February, and he never made an effort to be “discreet.”

  85. apsutter says:

    Bitch cant even walk gracefully!! I feel so bad that Tony got stuck with her and I think he’s totally given up on her lame ass

  86. Bee says:

    She looks like she should be running a brothel out in the wild west.

  87. deb says:

    To all of you who admire this witch for “doing anything she can for her children” – give me a flippin break! She is NOT doing all this media-attention work for anyone else but herself – cuz she thinks she’s all that and more! If she were a good mom, she would go back to nursing, stop thinking she’s famous, and be a normal mom to her kids. They will grow up hating her, and she will end up with no fame, no husband, and kids who hate her – just watch! OR they will end up being as screwed up as she is, and we will have to watch them make fools of themselves as well! What a poor excuse of a family!

  88. boo says:

    Jon and Kate were separated before he started dating.

    TLC filmed their second marriage in Hawaii and before that episode aired, kate told Jon the marriage was over. He wanted to go to marriage counseling but she would agree to that only if they went to Dr. Phil. If TLC had integrity, they wouldn’t have aired Jon and Kate’s second wedding since they split shortly afterwards.

    Only then did Jon begin to date.

    Also, if Jon wasn’t paying child support, you can be damn sure TLC, ROL and Kate would have posted legal documents on line.

    Jon is not the monster so many people make him out to be.

  89. Judy says:

    Bellaluna, I know they renewed their vows, but that was all for show. It was Kate who told him it was over and he could date if he was discreet. She ended it, NOT him. And you can’t tell me she hasn’t been doin’ her bodyguard or that she wasn’t doin’ him back then.

  90. Sarcasma says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

    that was so hilarious!! epic!! too funny!!

    its too much!!

    i cant take it *poke eyes out with forks*

  91. Malorie says:

    “And superbitch from hell was the compliment!”

    LOL

    That pretty much says it all XDD

  92. Jazz says:

    God will someone please vote her off! The longer she stays on the show the more relevant she’ll think she is then she’ll be hanging around bothering us for years!

  93. Faith says:

    I never laughed so hard in my life!! Totally f**ked up!

  94. TaylorB says:

    Judy,

    The state is paying for their college? Why? I have never heard of a state picking up the check just for the hell of it, doesn’t make a bit of sense.

    I know you detest her (I don’t much care for her either way), and that is your issue, but I am reluctant to discourage a person for trying to pad their nest as long as they do so legally. She may be a sh*tty person and a bad parent, but sadly those types are not a rare thing horrid people and bad parents are everywhere she isn’t some sort of anomaly.

  95. DoMaJoReMc says:

    @ yae:
    He’s WAY too good for her. I also wonder what his wife would say to that?

    (I was going to also say ‘he’s too married for her…’ but I don’t think ‘married’ is off limits to her. Think: “bodyguard”)

  96. Tracy says:

    I think she is drugged up the kazoo. Her face looks like it is ravaged by long term drug use.

  97. Psyren says:

    I love the sympathy applause at 4:09.

  98. Psyrem says:

    Sry. Duplicate post.

  99. Frogdogluver says:

    BAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Holy crap what the hell was that? She walks like she has cement shoes on and he looked like he was pushing a mannequin around that stage.

    BAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Sorry I overcome with laughter because that is simply just, WOW!

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