A few weeks ago, Demi Moore started an asinine fight with Kim Kardashian on Twitter. The whole thing allegedly started when Kim posted a photo of herself and two friends with the caption “Big Pimpin’ w @SerenajWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!” This sent Demi into a tizzy, bitching and moaning about Kim’s use of the word “pimpin’”. If Demi’s sanctimonious bullsh-t wasn’t enough, Kim reacted with enough grace to make her the winner of the little Twitter war, and Kim ended up writing “Good point! I agree! It was just a song not literal.” Ugh.
Now the National Enquirer is reporting that there could be some additional backstory between this ridiculous Twitter Pimpin’ non-controversy. The Enquirer claims that Demi is totally jealous of Kim, because Kim and Ashton are friendly and flirt with each other and Ashton even talks about how much he likes Kim and Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Note to Ashton: Please don’t admit you watch the Kardashian show. Everyone watches it, but no one admits it. For good reason – it’s trashy as hell. Here’s more:
Demi Moore is seething with jealously over hubby Ashton Kutcher’s “crush” on cute, curvy and newly single Kim Kardashian!
That’s the real story behind the cyber war that’s been raging between the two femme fatales, the Enquirer has learned.
Ashton, 32, and Kim, 29, struck up a friendship last year after she approached him to produce TV projects together – and Ashton’s been gushing about how “beautiful and intelligent” Kim is ever since, said a source.
“Ashton is a huge fan of ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians.’ But Demi says she can’t even bear to watch…”
Despite being married for more than four years, Demi, 47 still grapples with insecurities over her and Ashton’s 15 year age difference, the source added.
“And Kim flirts like crazy with Ashton, which drives Demi nuts…”
“Demi saw an opportunity to publicly embarrass Kim, so she took it. It was her way of saying ‘back off,’” said the source…
Unfortunately, Demi’s plan to put Kim in her place backfired.
“Ashton ended up chastising Demi for starting the fight,” added the source.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, April 19, 2010]
I actually believe this story because it makes a lot of sense. Demi’s Twitter attack on Kim kind of came out of nowhere, and I could see how Demi had been pissy about all things Kardashian for weeks or months until she found an opening to pick a fight with Kim. Now, do I believe that Ashton likes Kim or that they flirt? Probably not, in real life. But whatever minor relationship Kim and Ashton did have or do have was enough to piss off Demi.
I just now saw these photos of Kim from this week… uh, did she have some “work” done recently? She looks like a cat.