I’ve mentioned before that Johnny Depp doesn’t make me hot. I like him a lot, I think he’s a great actor, I think he’s very, very pretty. But he just doesn’t make me sit up and cross my legs like, say, Clive Owen. Something about these new photos of Johnny, half in shadow, handcuffed… well, I’m starting to warm to Johnny. Before handcuffs = what a good actor. After handcuffs = Where are my pants? They seem to have exploded.
So, yes, Johnny and Angelina Jolie were filming scenes for The Tourist last night in Venice. And Johnny’s character got cuffed. And Angelina wore a hoodie and looked intense.
Do you think Angelina was thinking, “Damn, I didn’t know he looked like that when he was handcuffed”? That seems to be her face. Like she’s thinking, “Concentrate on the script. What are my… handcuffs… LINES. Keep it together, keep it together.” LaineyGossip does a great spoof article on how the tabloids are going to report this – go here.
Angelina and Johnny in Venice on April 12, 2010. Credit: WENN.
i think, shes thinking about how to get away from brad folks
yep, Im sure that did it for her, she’s always been open about her thing for bondage and S&M toys… just a matter of time folks.
I’m beginning to think this entire movie will be in little boats on the rivers in Italy.
sssnnnnooooooorrrrring!!!!!
Venice has CANALS, not rivers!! And, Angelina is probably looking intense because the scene calls for intensity since she is the one who helps the police catch her former lover, i.e., Johnny.
She looks like a trout from the side.
I think he is beautiful, but I was disappointed when he agreed to work with such a terrible actor.
Great title! I am going to just let the movie play in my mind…
@melanie…that made my day!!!!!!
ps- I am on team Johnny all the time, any time, in handcuffs and in the buff, with green eggs, but not with ham, I’m on team Johnny yesh I am.
melanie, love your funny comments!
Is he playing Eddie Vedder in this movie? I don’t get his appeal? Not attractive in the least.
Thanks Juice and Jane! Once Cheyenne gets here, though, my ass will get handed to me. LOL!
is it bear baiting time?
Have always loved Johnny, he’s still got it.
The Eddie Vedder comments have been coming out ever since this movie started filming.
Morgs, I am giving it my all. I am even rolled up in a ball.
Melanie, I think her trout lips suit her and are her best feature. Keep in mind God loves Santa Angelina, trout lips and all. I look forward to the cheesy rebuttals awaiting you.
Can’t wait for this movie Tourist to come out. But first I’ll be seeing SALT.
I love her trout pout, sexy.
I think your caption was pretty funny Kaiser. That’s what I was thinking when I saw him shackled to that boat…he looks mighty doable…and Depp hasn’t made “sweat” in awhile. Ahhh Angelina looks hawt, they look so hawt together right? They seem to be filming the action scenes first but I hope there is tons of make outs and love scenes in the film.
Captain Jack can sail my seas any day!
Angelina is an Interpol agent in this film, you know a policewoman who uses Johnny to catch a criminal. Or maybe Johnny is the criminal. Whatever, this is one film I will definitely see as it has 2 of my favorite actors in it.
After handcuffs=where are my pants
Kaiser…you fucking crack me up.
LA, I don’t think that there are tons of make outs or love scenes in this film. Some are present but this is really an intense action and suspense who done it type drama.
Am I the only one that thinks he looks a little Benjamin Bratt-y here? Not that that’s a bad thing. No, not at all….
Again, you have terrible taste in men (in my reality). I wish more people had your taste in dudes and then I could have my pick :D! wo0t
I know he’s not tall at all, but I wonder why in this movie, in every picture from the set, he looks so damn short and stocky.
I’m starting to miss his “Chocolat” days.
Rita, I imagine it won’t be heavy on the love making, LOL, I just think they would make a super sexy on screen couple, and you have no idea how long I wanted these two in a movie together. OMG I can see the fanfiction now.
Anak
What do you mean “terrible actor”?!
Fugly Aniston (that still seems to be your problem) can act?! Obviously! lol
Angelina is only 34 and already has an Oscar, 3 GG Awards, 3 SAG Awards, 3 CC Awards and about sixty others, and a truckload of nominations!
Johnny, that I think is sexy, still doesn’t have any as far as I know.
Even Brad Pitt, 12 years Angelina’s senior, has only a GG Award.
Use your head, don’t be a tool.
Hahaha @Kaiser
actresses should never take parts with the leading man being prettier than the actress, just makes the actress look that much uglier.
Nic ITA with your post. Angelina has already proven she’s a great actress. Some don’t agree and never will, no pleasing everyone.
No one who has seen Changeling can honestly say that AJ is a bad actress. Like her or not, she is very, very talented.
Funny, though, that the role she won the oscar for is, IMHO, one of her worst acting jobs ever.
Oooh, I think she looks gorgeous here. Gotta love those lips.
Johnny? Eh.
Something about him in those handcuffs -Baciami, baby!
JD’s altered his appearance for this role – his character’s supposed to be just an average Joe, and kind of scruffy. Jolie’s supposed to be superglam and mysterious.
I love Eddie Vedder. He’s hot. So is Johnny.
He looks oh so hot!
Ever since he split with Winona he looks dirter,miserable than ever.But now he’s also with a Frenchy that’s not into showering or bathing yuck.There is however a shower scene on this film that’s the only shower he’ll have this year or century!