“Mary-Kate Olsen looks like slumpy death warmed over” links

opening of Otarian, a new low carbon vegetarian restaurant New York City

Mary-Kate Olsen looks like slumpy death warmed over. [Evil Beet]
Jennifer Love Hewitt returns to her tacky weave. [Lightly Salted]
More stills from Sex & the City 2: Revenge of the Cameltoe. [Agent Bedhead]
Kate Hudson finally let Ryder get his haircut. He looks good! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
One of Tiger‘s girls got picked up by the po-po. [Bossip]
Trailer for the Australian thriller The Square. It looks good! [Moviefone]
The Drunk Child wears a white tiger head. [LimeLife]
The new Scissor Sisters single. [PopBytes]
Another photo of Zeta‘s 40-year-old naked ass. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Channing Tatum in a cop‘s uniform is giving me dirty thoughts. [CoverAwards]
Did Larry King punch his wife? [The Superficial]
Same old tired “Katie Holmes planning for a baby” story. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Chance Crawford & his perfectly maintained starter beard. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Gisele brings little Ben to LA, where he‘ll take some meetings. [Pop Sugar]
Jesus, what‘s wrong with me? Ethan Hawke looks really hot to me too. [ICYDK]

Otarian, The Planet s Most Sustainable Restaurant - Bleecker Street Opening

Otarian, The Planet s Most Sustainable Restaurant - Bleecker Street Opening

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  1. DoMaJoReMc says:

    Ordinarily I find the Olsen twins looking like ragga-muffins. As much as I don’t care for the pasty look, I would much prefer to see this shade of skin color than the fake-orange-spray-tan mess that is LaLohan.

    I do wish they would both do SOMETHING with their hair, though.

  2. Kat says:

    Call me crazy, but I don’t think MK looks all that bad here. A little pasty, perhaps, but nothing the right foundation and some blush couldn’t fix. *shrugs*

  3. Hautie says:

    With those saddle bags thrown over her shoulder, I am wondering where she tied the horse up at.

  4. LindyLou says:

    I wonder if they are always wearing black, long sleeves and long skirts to cover the needle marks!! They look spaced out most of the time so I always think they are on something….?

  5. j. ferber says:

    The way Mary Kate responded to the phone call from her masseuse about Heath Ledger’s death is all I need to know about Mary Kate. Callous, selfish, self-serving. Next.

  6. benny says:

    I’m always surprised at how OLD these girls look. They’re what, middle 20’s? They look 50. I don’t know if it’s just genetics, or rough lifestyle, or combination of both. But yikes.

  7. Sofia says:

    I notice the Olsens have been wearing matte lipstick! Is this relic of the 1990’s back, ladies?

  8. lucy2 says:

    that’s far from the worst I’ve seen her look. I don’t really get those two, they’re cute girls, but they always look pretty rough.

  9. moo says:

    She doesn’t look that bad – I just hate that puckered up lip action they do all the time…. so stupid. SMILE for goodness sakes…

  10. ViktoryGin says:

    These girls always look so non present to me, like they are walking apologies for the fact that they have to exist.

  11. Anj says:

    Plastic Surgery DISASTER!!!!!

  12. canadianchick says:

    My aunt’s couch called..and wants its upholstery fabric back.

  13. Victoria says:

    I dont know what you’re talking about these girls ALWAYS look like this.

  14. Isabel says:

    I, in no way, ever opt to defend an Olsen…they are weird little troll-like people, most of the time…but MK looks cute here. Should I check myself into a psych ward?

  15. Jen says:

    I just want to know what’s with the Renee Zellweger lips?