Jennifer Aniston sits on some rocks to sell her new perfume, Lolavie


Here is the new ad for Jennifer Aniston’s soon-to-be-launched perfume, Lolavie. I’m still disappointed that she didn’t use any of our ingenious names! Oh well. I’m loving this ad though – she looks very pretty with her hair damp and messed up, with sort of moody sunset (sunrise?) lighting. I want her pedicure too. But is the whole “wrapped in a towel, sitting on some rocks” thing a little… weird? Like, I feel like she just washed up on the island and Charles Widmore is going to put her in the sweatshop of electromagnetic death whilst Jacob fights for her soul. Ohmigod, Aniston is a candidate!!! Note: only Lost fans will get that joke.

Anyhoodle, Aniston gave an interview to Women’s Wear Daily (story via Us Weekly) about the perfume launch. Note: Us Weekly can’t even talk about Aniston’s perfume with literally bringing up the uncool Bermuda Triangle.

Jennifer Aniston says there’s “a long story” behind her perfume name, Lolavie, which roughly translates into “laughing at life.”

“And, honestly, it’s too personal to tell,” teases the actress, 41, to Women’s Wear Daily.

The bottle, though, was inspired by Aniston’s affinity for modern architecture, she says — a shared hobby with ex Brad Pitt. (She once deadpanned that she, Pitt, and Angelina Jolie were in an “insane Bermuda triangle.”)

Aniston says her scent, which will cost between $46.50 and $61.95, will smell “sexy and clean… floral, but not too flowery.”

“I am not a big perfume-y fragrance fan,” she explains. “I want people to go, ‘What is that? You smell great!’ But most of all, I wanted it to smell natural.”

Aniston says she’s been approached numerous times to create a fragrance but, “Nothing made me go, ‘Oh that would be fun’ until this,” she says.

She has been heavily involved in every step over the past year-and-a-half, from creating the scent to conceptualizing the ads, which were shot at her fave getaway spot, Cabo San Lucas, and will debut this June in British fashion mags.

“It wasn’t just about showing up for a shoot and putting my name on a bottle. I felt like a little chemist,” she says. “It’s turned out to be an extension of myself as opposed to slapping my name on something.”

She doesn’t have plans to expand a beauty line, but she does want to branch out in her career.

“I have a project in development. I’m going to direct,” she says. “After you get enough movies under your belt, you sit back and go, ‘What’s next?’ It’s getting to be the time where creatively I want to turn in a different direction.”

After wrapping her current film Just Go With It, she’ll next shoot a father-daughter indie project, Buttercup.

“I’m really excited about that one,” she says. “It’s not trying not to make people laugh and it’s not a big tent pole picture. It will be more for me — and for the people who say, ‘You should do something serious.'”

[From Us Weekly]

Well, good for her, et cetera. I don’t get how the story behind “laughing at life” is “too personal to tell”. I mean, isn’t it kind of obvious the story involves SPOILER: laughing at life? As opposed to Lolamerde, “laughing at sh-t”. Or LolaTriangle, obviously. LolaGoat? LolaGerBILL?!? I’m out. Now I’m LolaAniston.

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  1. malame says:

    that picture would be great if she had listened to us and named her perfume J’Alone… she looks sad and lonely

  2. jen says:

    disagree with you
    that s not a good ad ..

  3. bite me says:

    yes the fraud is laughing all the way the bank

  4. Lady Nightshade says:

    I do think it’s funny that she is on what looks like a deserted island..isn’t that the image she should be avoiding?

  5. lucy2 says:

    It’s a nice photo, but I don’t know that it has anything to do with what she’s selling. Eh who cares anyway, I have no interest in celebrity perfumes. No thanks.

  6. Squirrel says:

    She has an amazing figure. The lower picture is one of the few I have ever seen where she actually looks her age. Face and part of the arms do look older than in her Friends days – when on nearly all other pictures, she rarely does look a day older.

    Pretty ad picture, though you wonder who nicked her clothes and left her with just a towel.

  7. anon says:

    @bite me: you talking about yourself? Don’t be so harsh. I’m sure you work hard for your money!

  8. bite me says:

    wheres my troll spray

  9. Sumodo1 says:

    Those price points are too high for Jen’s audience. Especially for a light floral that probable smells like Chloe or Nina Ricci.

    You know who got great reviews in the perfume press, saying it smells very expensive and new? Kim Kardashian.

    Go figure.

  10. ems says:

    Kaiser, I’m sorry but this ad is awful.
    The cut blog from NY mag sums it up well.

  11. Mairead says:

    Lolavie? Christ!

    The photo is great – giving a real sense of freedom and freshness and a little bit of intense sex thrown in. I would have put it with a more citrussy or light-woody scent, but we’ll see. It pains me to say it, but it sounds right up my street (an ex Tommy Girl, later Ralph Lauren Polo and now DKNY girl for my daytime scent. I like a different perfume for the evening).

    I do usually avoid “celeb” perfumes, as they tend to be either nasty or a bit overpowering, but if I really like it I’ll give it a chance. I will need to put a sticking plaster over the name though.

  12. ems says:

    That ad by the way would be appropriate if the perfume was called J’alone.
    Who’s in charge of this sh-t for Jen? Ugh

  13. haly says:

    that ad makes me thinks she smells… and not a good smell.

  14. Jenny says:

    Her perfume name rhymes with Jolie, which you would think would be the last thing she wants.

  15. RobN says:

    I think it’s a pretty great picture, but then again, I don’t feel the need to run her down for no apparent reason. There aren’t a lot of people who wouldn’t trade for those looks in a New York minute. Whether the perfume is any good is a whole different issue.

  16. Sigh. says:

    It’s a nice pic, but…

    I’m sorry…if her scent’s name translates to “Laughing at life,” why the moody marketing? Are we going for irony or what (I don’t need literal translation, hot pinks and gape-mouthed maniacal laughter, but her perfume is not avant garde)? And no one thought about her “shouting at the ocean” schtick awhile back? Is that the visual she’s going for?

    Her imagery/persona is at complete odds with itself. I swear I don’t know what this woman wants from me…

  17. shannon says:

    She really brought up Brad again?

  18. scout says:

    She should have named it Eau de Butterface!

  19. Mimi says:

    It is strange that I have lost total interest in her in the picture after 2 seconds? I spent the last 2 minutes looking strictly for the scenery that’s by the way is the only thing interesting about the picture …

    I was imagining myself lying on the rocks enjoying the sunrise or sunset just relaxing … . Hmmm I think i’m going to the beach this weekend.

    And one more thing I think they could have made her look at the sun and appears to be enjoying the moment instead of looking at the camera holding her breasts and with a look of disinterest.

  20. bambam says:

    In spite of all the usual BS we get from Jen about smelling clean, looking lean but talking sneaky mean. The truth is this is just another moneymaking project for her. Instead of calling it Lolavie she might as well have called it LOL@all_you_suckers_buying_this.

  21. Loser1 says:

    I think she looks pretty. I dont get all the hate ppl have towards her. Why bother reading an article and looking at a picture of someone you obvious hate? Its either a weird obsession or petty jealousy. And laugh at her all you want, she’s laughing all the way to the bank. You go Jen, ignore the haters!

  22. Sigh. says:

    Kaiser —

    This what happens when you are even slightly “Butlered (If you survive).” You wake up the next day, half-dressed, shivering, sore, and washed up on the shore of nowhere…note the “WTF?” expression and all.

    I shall name this pic “The Morning After: Cautionary Tale.”

  23. jdao says:

    lmao @ malame

  24. Megan says:

    I’m sick of seeing her! She always looks exactly the same!!

  25. jover says:

    Not interested and following a well worn path – how much did she pay the pr people to write that stuff and I chuckled at the faux artsy I want this to be an extension of myself – and my bank account.

  26. Guest says:

    The photo is beautiful. And really, what more can be asked for in terms of a photo to launch a perfume? It’s not as if she can release the scent in the ad campaign. It seems very Jennifer, which is what it should be given that as she says, the perfume is an extension of herself. As for the perfume – who knows what that will be like until it is available to be smelled. From the description it sounds like what I mostly look for in a scent, but you really need to smell it for yourself before making that call.

    And no, Shannon, she did not bring up Pitt – that credit goes to US Weekly as Kaiser pointed out. It would have been better if this site had simply excerpted from the original WWD article/interview rather than abother site’s take on that piece – then we could have avoided added references to her ex and heard her words completely in context. But, then that wouldn’t give the amunition for comments from such posters I’m guessing.

    And BTW, Jennifer herself has never said that the name of the fragrance translates to laughing at life – that was an assumption made by tabloid media, and then spread. WWD speculates that the name is very close to l’eau la vie – water and life, which figure in the marketing campaign. Who really knows though.

  27. Kaiser says:

    Sigh – LMAO! Oh my God that’s funny! That really is her expression – “The Butler Did It”.

  28. tekhana says:

    Lolavie? Is that like Monavie? Who the hell is gonna buy this crap? Besides her stalkers and fangirls, I mean? They can’t possibly constitute a large enough demographic to make it profitable. This stuff sounds as bland as she is.

    If she was smart, she’d be hawking a line of simple, clean-lined, neutral colored office wear, workout videos, self-tanning products, shampoo for highlighted hair, hair straighteners, and body “glow” goo, because that’s what people will need if they want to get her look.

  29. Jillian says:

    I’d like to smell it. I’m a perfume lover. Clean scents are my favorite. I don’t like most celeb scents though.

  30. Liz says:

    tekhana, “If she were smart”? WTH are you talking about? Good gawd, obviously you no nothing about marketing………she knows who she is and produces what is in demand. You know, supply and demand! Meanwhile, she is laughing at all the haters. all the way to the bank.

    I think the photo is very sexy!

  31. Claudia says:

    Sigh.. You are totally right… very funny

  32. me says:

    i’m sorry but that beach picture… she looks like she’s been raped and left with only a towel to cover up with, and is waiting for the cops to come.

  33. Leticia says:

    cute feet. she gets the last laugh b/c she had brad pitt back when he still looked like brad pitt.

  34. buckley says:

    I loves me some Jen. Don’t get why she gets dumped on so much.
    That said, I run away from people with perfume on. Allergic.

  35. Miss Thang says:

    OMG I’m with Sigh on both counts!

    She also has the look of a mermaid-turned-human who just washed up on shore (What are they called again…feeeet)

  36. Mairead says:

    @ Sigh – LMFAO!!!! Comment of the day! 😆 Although I like the photo as a photo and could work well as a marketing campaign, you could easily interchange any other random model and it would look just as pretty. Sad that that’s the defining aspect of the campaign.

    @tekhana – interesting suggestion, l’eau la vie. But if that’s the case, why oh why did the stupid bint not call it that? It’s cheesy but less godawful than what she went with. it looks like a typo a “My Fair Lady” fan wrote instead of “loverlie”

  37. Si says:

    The smell of want…

  38. ann says:

    Hmm, reminds me to serve “pig in a blanket” at my next party.

  39. Kolby says:

    I think you meant “candidate,” Kaiser.

    And now I shall desposit myself back under the Nerd Boulder from whence I came.

  40. truthSF says:

    @ Sigh, OMG, I almost destroyed my keyboard from dropping an open bottle of water I was drinking while reading your post. S**t, I’m still LMAO!!! Best post of the day!!!

    @ Miss Thang, thanks for taking me back to the “the Little Mermaid” days, lol!

  41. Crash2GO2 says:

    @Sigh: OMG – Hysterical!!!

    I loath photos that say ‘if I were to move ever to slightly you would see my vadge’. Bleh. Come on. Thumbs way down on this one.

  42. Melinda says:

    She looks cold, and uncomfortable.

  43. asiont says:

    she just coudn’t look more boring

  44. mollination says:

    MMMmm I want to smell her perfume now. That sounds nice, to me.

  45. Red Folder says:

    I’m not into celeb perfumes…and a Jennifer Aniston perfume is just. . .I dunno…weird.

  46. Cheyenne says:

    Now that is one hell of an evocative photograph: “Wear my perfume and you’ll end up just like me: lonely, washed up and on the rocks.”

  47. Mairead says:

    baaaaaahahahahhahahaha – naughty Cheyenne! Very very naughty! 😆

  48. anon says:

    @Sigh- LMAO! Her expression is kinda WTF-y. Laughing at life? Nah… Cheyenne summed it up perfectly!

  49. voiceover says:

    Clearly, the image is supposed to be clean and uncluttered, which is the impression I get about the fragrance itself. She’s an aquarius, people. She likes sand, water and sun. Always has. If she can get that breeziness into a bottle, I say go for it. If she were driving in a car, standing in a forest or surrounded by men, smiling, scowling or laughing, people on this board would still find a reason to whine about her. Yet, the main argument is that she’s the whiner. Interesting.

  50. nenasiek says:

    I shall name this pic “The Morning After: Cautionary Tale.”


  51. Cheyenne says:

    @voiceover: if all you need is clean and uncluttered, soap and water works fine.

  52. Nanea says:

    I have no idea how much money the marketing experts made but whoever came up with the explanation of the perfume’s name needs to be shot.

    LOL’s equivalent in French is MDR, mort de rire. And if one laughs at life, the life in French – la vie – would need a preposition, in this case “à”.

    So yeah, bonne chance, Jennifer, but don’t expect anyone but hardcore desperates to believe your explanation.

  53. Erika says:

    I do not understand why this woman receives so much press. She is a pretty person, and she has a bit of talent, but she is incredibly uninteresting.

    Angelina Jolie is arguably more beautiful, and probably equally talented (just with a different style), but she is not very interesting either – except that she has a lot of adopted kids, & some lovely tattoos.

    What Jolie DOES have going for her is her charitable work, which is incredibly admirable.

    But after all these years of BrAngeJen tabloid covers, I still don’t get it. Why on earth should we care about a woman who got a divorce and has dated a bunch of men since then, and seems happy enough, or a couple who started dating when both of them were looking to start a family and be committed? All three of them are REALLY BEAUTIFUL but, for the most part, INCREDIBLY BORING, and have done very little to warrant this level of press coverage. They don’t even seem like they dislike one another.

  54. Camille says:

    LOL Scout, Sigh and Cheyenne, great comments! That is totally what this boring looking ad looks like. lol
    I love that they used her hair as a cover up prop though, you can barely see her face/tell its her- genious! lol

  55. Crash2GO2 says:

    Well voiceover, she’s got the water, and that’s about it. No sand or sun here (except the hint of a sunrise). Those rocks look damn….rocky.

    I do want to smell her perfume though. I do like those type of fragrances. I just really really don’t like this ad. And I like Jen!

  56. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Ok besides the obvious issue with the AD (her being in one) I think her legs are posed funny, she should have stretched them out or something, I mean if she was on ANTM’s Tyra and the gang would been like “whats with the legs honey, no one is gonna know you have them if you sit like that.” They would go after her facial expression as well…for a natural perfume she doesn’t bring the natural vibe in the pose. Had she been just sitting on the rocks, chilling, watching the waves, It would have looked natural…but Aniston had to try and play model. FAIL

  57. Trillion says:

    She’s so Pottery Barn.

  58. suzy says:

    she looks deserted and miserable in this add- not sexy or provocative- like she was the lone survivor of a ship wreck and just had that military wool blanket to wrap around her –

  59. ann says:

    How can she smell good with perfume AND cigarette smoke in her aura???
    Talk about reek!

  60. Lilias says:

    I think the picture is fine. It looks like a perfume ad. Kinda stupid-evocative of nothing really. I’ll spray a sample of it at a department store-see what it smells like. it seems like something I’d like though. I prefer clean, floral scents.

    Anyway, no she did not bring up Brad.

    And she’s venturing out and doing something “serious” (the indie movie) which all the haters will vilify her for even though they currently vilify her for not trying anything serious. It’s a conundrum, isn’t it?

  61. Catherine says:

    Judging from the ad pic, does that mean you will smell like a tanned hunk of flesh wrapped in a damp beach towel while your skin is burning from the day in the sun with just a hint of seaweed and wet rock?

    Just kidding of course, but perfume ads crack me up as they never depict much of anything. Take for instance the Mariah Carey ad where she is laying naked in a shallow pool of water…mmm…makes me want to rush out and get that one.

    Jennifer looks like this pic got on her last nerve.

  62. Beth says:

    This could have been a nice photo but I agree that the facial expression says cold and uncomfortable. Also since when has Jennifer been into modern art/design? I should look it up but I’m positive that she made comments throughout the marriage and after the divorce that she didn’t like it.

  63. anon1000 says:

    if they were going for a “sexy” look….FAIL. jennifer aniston is not sexy and can’t “Do” sexy period. also the second pic is not photoshopped to heLl and she looks like a 41 year old woman.

  64. Cheyenne says:

    Trillion: She’s so Pottery Barn.

    ROTFLMBAO!! That’s the best put-down I’ve heard all week.

  65. she stinks! says:

    @Cheyenne–FUNNY! Aniston’s attempts to seem sexy or high class (LOLA vie?) are SO laughable, given that she’s a big fameho who let Gerald Butler stick his finger up her butt for the paparazzi. Remember, when she was making out with John Mayer right in front of the paparazzi? Her perfume rhymes w/ smells like pee. Does “too personal” mean a secret signal to Mayer? Hmmm . . .

  66. Ana says:

    Why didn’t they pick a prettier towel? It looks like she is sitting in a sack.

  67. Ana says:

    And if she is laughing at life, why doesn’t she seem happier in that picture?!?!?!

  68. she stinks! says:

    AND, I guess when you have no talent, you need to open your legs to get attention. Who in the world would idolize this ska*nk? Ewwwwww . . . pathetic

  69. Mimi says:

    You know one thing for the second one from the propaganda she could be looking at the sunrise or sunset with a face of satisfaction and accomplishment, a little smile and her friends of “Friends” in the background counting money ahh and of course her new friend GB coming from behind with a highly suggestive HAND, on her right Huvane saying what she should do / say and by her left her hairdresser.
    So there it is her entire life summed up in a photo / advertisement and the final touch? Her fans will make her perfume be successful as the films she starred …WAIT A MINUTE.

    And HAHAHAHAHAHA Sigh, Cheyenne and Malane

  70. anon1000 says:

    that 2nd pic is the REAL Janiston. sorry, but she is UGLY.

  71. imo says:

    @ Sigh and Trillion- LMFAO!!!
    Ummm so did she totally jack one of the Jolie-Pitt kids for their beloved blanky? LOL this ad is Awful. I think shes going for sexy but got off the train at depressed. Try again Jen.

  72. sandy says:

    i keep reading she had brad when he was hot, my god!!. she still wants him, can’t stop talking about him, hell, i want him, like it or not brad is still very sexy, more so now with his kids i.e. family man, he is doing everything he can not to look hot, but honey, it ain’t working. love me some brad pitt, and so does jen. she is still doing the same thing she was doing 5 years ago, money is not everything.

  73. ann says:

    “I’m shipwrecked and I have menstral cramps”

  74. Jag says:

    She looks closed off and unhappy in the photo. For a perfume ad, the scenery is gorgeous, so I was expecting her walking or even frolicking on the beach, partly in the water, considering the name of the perfume. But absolutely smiling and being the friendly Jen some people love. (pun intended) She looks great, so I don’t understand the weird towel, morose look part of the add. Guess I’m missing something.

  75. NicoleAM says:

    The tabloids are the ones stirring up the triangle all the time. And so what if Jen’s done a bunch of risque photo shoots? SAINT angie has too. I’ve seen that chick’s tits about as often as brad. I don’t really give a hoot about any of them, but geez, leave the woman alone.

  76. Lee Daniels says:

    YIKES .. Talk about living in the past.
    Has Aniston gone completely insane ??
    She names her perfume after Angelina – rhymes with Jolie – still can’t stop talking about Brad – he dumped you – move on – who ever let you use that photo to promote your fragrance is a moron – makes your perfume look like an ad for ‘crotch spray’
    You’re such a hurtin’ JENNIFER you’re 40 plus GROW UP what are you waiting for ?? Give Cheyenne a call, she can be your life coach

  77. Squirrel says:

    Kicked off the tour bus with nothing but a bath mat.

  78. kiki says:

    TRYING to look sexy w/another nude pose? TRYING to sound classy with a pretentious, French-named perfume? MAJOR FAIL. She’ll do anything for attention/money. I don’t think she has an ounce of class. Does she need the money? Why don’t you donate some of the perfume profits to charity, you greedy little fameho? Don’t you have enough? She makes me sick. I hate Hollywood.

  79. snapdragon says:

    looks like an ad for prozac.

  80. Kelaa Khaa says:

    this is a link that I found on perfume which may explain the odd behavior of some celebs?

  81. Kelaa Khaa says:

    this is actually a better article but I got it from the first link but did not read the top part but the first link does lead to other good articles as well.

  82. sheila says:

    I’ll let the towel slip if you buy my new skankwater!

  83. JG says:

    Jennifer’s beauty is beyond what I can describe. She is a 100 precent golden girl from top to toe. Love Jen.

  84. susan y says:

    hey whoaaaaaaaaaaaa,
    all you people are really mean!!!!!
    she looks beautiful,and i’m sure the perfume will smell lovely. also,it’s priced reasonably.
    you go jen.
    you’re beautiful,and people who dis you are just jealous

  85. Lenore says:

    She looks pretty but the photo is dumb. In all seriousness, is this a joke campaign? It looks like she spent too long in the sea and was left behind, like all the cool kids pranked her – “Hey, Jen, why don’t you go skinny dipping with the rest of us?… Who’s got her clothes? Quick, into the car before she sees! Go go go!”

    Now she’s just sitting there with a towel as the sun goes down, looking at tire tracks in the sand, going, “You guys? You guys?” She looks cold, and miserable, and close to tears.

    Which, if the public image that haunts you is that of a woman desperate-to-be-loved, too-often-abandoned, is probably not the image you want to project. It’s supposedly called “Laughing-At-Life” so why couldn’t she be pictured with a smile? And clothes? And some self-possession?

    As much as she protests the poor-Jen image, she sure seems keen to promote it with this kind of junk.

  86. snappyfish says:

    @Trillian.. As usual you are brilliant. Love the pottery barn was spot on!!

    The towel is chanel. As for clean smelling perfumes that probably smell beachy.. there was versace, marc jacobs, ralph lauren, bulgari etc. I prefer my perfume (boucheron) from actual companies that know what they are doing..celebrity scents end up on the drugstore shelves…where they belong

  87. gemma says:

    @ Lenore. Very true. This women has pulled the wool over people’s eyes for too long. She clearly does the pity party routine for people to feel sorry for her. The perfume is called
    “laughing at life,” yet she looks sad and alone? Give me a break. I believe she feeds the tabloids that fuel her career. Girl knows what sells, and it’s pity, pity, pity . . .

  88. Cheyenne says:

    @gemma: Girl needs to learn there is a very thin line between pity and contempt, and in her case, the line was crossed a long time ago.

  89. noonoo says:

    I think its alovely photo and she looks natural and free and sort of not trying to be perfect…ie anti-iron stright hair and I like it. Sorry. Shoot me.

  90. Diva says:

    She looks on the verge of tears at life, not laughing at it.

  91. Crash2GO2 says:

    Oh yeah Cheyenne, that gorgeous woman in the form fitting white dress stepping out of the car we saw posted here the other day? The one that had you foaming at the mouth? That was just the epitome of a woman pleading for people to pity her, wasn’t it?

    Please. Your blind hatred makes you take things to ridiculous levels of commentary.

  92. ogechi says:

    “a long story” behind her perfume name, Lolavie, which roughly translates into “laughing at life.”

    Enough for me to buy the perfume by all means.

    @Guest: You are always a brilliant, mature and unbiased contributor. Thumbs up.

  93. Sina says:

    This doesn’t look like a perfume ad.
    This is a desperate for a date ad.
    She looks fragile, used and abused.
    I kinda feel sorry for her..

  94. Cheyenne says:

    Ogechi, what are you going to do if it turns out smelling like eau de stink? Wear it anyway or pour it down the drain?

  95. Cheyenne says:

    @Crash: Trust you to bring in something totally extraneous to the discussion. She looked nice in that white dress. So what? This thread is about her perfume advertisement, and in this ad she looks like she washed up on a high tide.

  96. Aspen says:

    I think she looks great, and I’m a perfume whore, so I will definitely look for it.

  97. tyresa says:

    I really don’t like her anymore. I think she showed her true colors when she sucked up to Gerry like a cheap 3-dollar suit. Anything for the dollars!
    I prefer people with some dignity. Her and brangelina need to get lost. They are so 2004. It’s time for all three to go away. It’s a new decade–out with crusty, old, tired trash–time for a change.

  98. Crash2GO2 says:

    LOL @ Cheyenne! You are the one going on about her so-called pity party (which had nothing to do with this post). I was just answering your extraneous chatter.

    That the best you can do? Pity. 😉

  99. shell says:

    Oh, the smell of desperation. I bet her perfume smells like salty tears, self-obsession and John Mayer’s used-up spunk.

  100. skibunny says:

    Some people on this post are really nasty! Cheyenne being the worst!!!

  101. beth says:

    I can’t believe the woman who said going to Mexico to celebrate her birthday was charity because “those people live off” her tips has SO MANY fans. She dated John Mayer? Talked about how she loves the way he “thinks thoughts”? How many more dumb things must this selfish bimbo do before people say enough? I don’t get the adoration. Same goes for the Brang ppl

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