Scott Baio & wife pick a fight with Jezebel’s “lesbian sh-tasses”

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This is kind of long, complicated story, and parts of it involve obscenities and homophobic slurs, many of it I have no interest in repeating. But still, it’s newsworthy just because Scott Baio is a f-cking idiot, and he’s married to a f-cking idiot too. CB thinks it’s newsworthy just because Twitter has become a breeding ground for E-list celebrities to make idiots out of themselves. To read the complete and unedited versions of this story, both Jezebel and HuffPo have more extended coverage.

So, here goes. Scott Baio was sitting around tweeting a few days ago. He wrote something about he wasn’t going to pay taxes because they just go to feed and cloth “lazy non working people”. Jezebel put that tweet up in a round-up of celebrity tweets, without comment. Scott Baio took issue with… being quoted? Maybe. He then tweeted a response, calling Jezebel a “web-rag” and “hypocrites”. One of Jezebel’s writers, Irin Carmon responded to Scott on his Twitter page, after which Scott went off in a rage about how she was from Brooklyn and she should no better, and how Irin was an “ignorant racist”. Which…? She didn’t say anything racist? But anyway, that was enough to pretty much derail everything, and apparently Scott’s minions are now cyber-stalking the Jezebel girls or something.

However, after all of that happened, Scott’s wife Renee took to her Facebook page to scream about how Jezebel was a “bunch of FAR LEFT lesbian sh-tasses!!!!” Oh, it gets better. Renee continued: “No wonder you’re all Lesbos because what man in his right mind could put up with your c-ntness? Scott Baio has more class in his piss than all of you all!!!!”

And then, much like the little incident in which Scott tweeted a photo of Michelle Obama and made derogatory comments about her, the Baios fell back onto their “some of our best friends are FAR LEFT black c-nty lesbo sh-tasses.” No, I jest. Renee then wrote: “True FACT: I have lesbian friends that couldn’t be nicer. They are true loyal friends. Those Jezebel lesbians are SH-TASSES!!!”

So basically, I think Renee was counting Scott as her lesbian friend. True FACT.

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  1. ams1 says:

    lol this is so ridiculous & dumb

  2. Kittypants says:

    I’m guessing this gruesome twosome have way too much time on their hands…and less braincells than a camel dropping between them.

  3. Carrie says:

    Yikes…her face and neck are two totally different colors in the bottom picture.

  4. bite me says:

    someone needs a hobby, and douche boy needs to lay of Jezebel, i love that website

  5. JulieNewmar says:

    “more class in his piss than all of you all”
    THAT is the funniest thing I’ve read all day… bawhahahaaaaaa.

    Isn’t it funny when a woman feels the need to step into her husband’s bitchfight. Now, that is class! *rolls eyes*

  6. Miss Bitch says:

    This post has two spelling errors.

  7. LolaBella says:

    Twitter Wars: The E List celebrity’s quickest way to an additional 15 minutes of fame.

  8. And yet, she still loves Chachi.

    *finishes Googling “sh*tasses”*

  9. Relli says:

    I have been following this a bit on Jezebel and the whole thing is soooo funny. Especially when they got into Renee’s facebook and listed what groups she belonged too, Hot Moms…….. good god. I post comments here and a few other places but i do not have a FB or myspace page or anything like that. But look, if you are going to put yourself out there like these two super lame people your going to catch the the attention of people who DO NOT AGREE with you. At this point Jezebel is getting their goat and enjoying every minute of it. Seriously Chachi, did you watch your reality show? Because i saw 5 minutes of it and decided I wanted to keep you in my mind as Charles forever and i changed the channel. YOU ARE A DOUCHE!

  10. Sumodo1 says:

    Too funny yet so sad.

  11. Couldn'tHelpIt says:

    *rolling eyes* I hope Jezebel responds: Some of my best friends are 80’s manwhore washed-up teenbop std-ridden reality show famewhores….. 😀

  12. Jen says:

    Someone should tell that poor girl how to apply makeup where your face isn’t a different color than your neck. But I would rather point and laugh at her anyway.

  13. teri says:

    I’m just going to add I hate paying taxes too. Just ticks me off to see these bums who stay home and collect welfare because they claim disability or just plain lazy. Most on disability are full of bologna. I just think abled bodied people should work and quit relying on others to support them. Elderly or handicapped should be the only ones receiving help. Just making these bums work for their free hand outs would eventually make them get off of public assistance. Scott isn’t the first to complain about working and giving up a majority to people who sit on their lazy butts. Heck we give illegal aliens billions to live here.

  14. Girafe99 says:

    I use to like Scott Baio “Happy Days” and “Bugsy Malone”, come to mind, then he grew up and unfortunately turned out to be the classic “I’m not being racist cos my wife has black friends” sorta person.

  15. lisa says:

    Seriously? I’ve got lesbian friends? These two are so stupid that it hurts. That’s the problem with ignorant bigots. They are too stupid to know that when you insult a someone based on race,gender,sexual orientation etc you are not really insulting them. You are insulting the entire group.

  16. Fay says:

    woah what a douche

  17. Spring says:

    It’s funny how furious these idiots get when they see their own words in print. It’s like a light comes on in their heads: “Oh my GOD! I’m a complete moron! SOMEONE’S GONNA PAY!”

  18. V says:

    We should dispatch Le Karl Lagerfeld to handle this irrelevent pussbag. The Gloved Ghoul would liquify that fool with one glance through his overpriced shades.

  19. Miranda Ann says:

    People who are disabled receive Social Security and, sometimes, food stamps. They generally do not receive welfare. Most of the people who are on welfare (and there are more and more everyday, given the climate we are living in) are on it because of circumstances beyond their control. Even so, there are still people who have no job, no money, no home and depend on the kindness of churches and other organizations in the private sector to keep them and their children from starving. Rest assured that neither your tax money nor the Mr. Baio’s tax money goes to feed these people. Our government is not that caring or generous. Most of our tax money goes to feed the military, to pay for the guns and tanks, etc. used to murder people in wars we should not be in. Excuse me while I step down from my soapbox!!

  20. hmm says:

    We live in a nation where our taxes pay for not only the poorest among us but also our roads, our schools, our police forces, our armed forces, and a host of other things. It infuriates me when people complain about paying taxes and then avail themselves of all of the things that those taxes pay for. In the same rant he threatens to fire off a letter to the Attorney General but I guess he doesn’t mind that tax funded institution. But by all means, focus on the miniscule portion that goes for poor people.

  21. Nadia says:

    “It infuriates me when people complain about paying taxes and then avail themselves of all of the things that those taxes pay for.”

    So excellent it is worth repeating.

  22. Trey says:

    Thanks for covering this Celebitchy. Maybe one day Celebutards will start to get that going up against a blog (dear gawd, in Jezebel’s case it’s a BLOG NETWORK) means you’re going up against a team of seasoned writers AND all their fans. Their odds weren’t very good even before the new “ick, nast” came out in the form of “lesbian poobutts.”

    To clarify as well Baio called the lady writer a racist for saying she’s giving him all the rope he wants to hang himself. Racismfail, idiot Baio!

  23. missy says:

    ditto to Teri. I know of a few people who abuse disability and welfare. Its sickening what they get away with. They cant work but yet can go out to the bars and have more money than I do after working 50 hrs a week, makes me sick.
    That said, I wouldnt announce my feelings about it on twitter but then Im not a has-been celeb looking for attention either.
    I wonder how all these has-been would fulfill their attention cravings if it wasnt for twitter?

  24. canadianchick says:

    He has a right to his opinion but lame how he and his wife pulled out hate speech. His wife seems very focussed on other people’s c*ntness-hmmm perhaps she doth protest too much.

  25. Leticia says:

    ditto to Teri and Missy.

  26. Catherine says:

    Classy duo. She is quite a lady with that mouth.

  27. Missmilly says:

    Wow Charles in Charge is old…

  28. stinabelle says:

    Knowing “a few people” who abused the system does not mean that “most people on disability” don’t need it. Do you know 100% or even 5% of the people on disability? No? Okay, that’s all I needed to hear.

  29. Hautie says:

    I am curious how Baio supports himself. Has he done anything in the last decade besides the lame show for Vh1?

    Or does he earn that much money off the residuals of a couple of shows, to lay around and harp all day on the internet?

  30. Neelyo says:

    I love it that some weak-chinned has-been who earned his income last year at autograph fairs (probably), residual checks from CHARLES IN CHARGE and a reality show which consisted of him sucking face with skanks is chastising lazy do nothings. If your job is going through your daily routine (which doesn’t involve any sort of real job) while being filmed, you’re not working either, Baio.

    Why was he ever considered good looking? Just don’t get it. He’s never been more than average at best.

  31. suz says:

    Yeah, it’s no news that those two have no class whatsoever. And those Jezebel harpies can be insufferable and make me ashamed of my gender every damn day, but I’ll give them this one.

  32. meth mouth says:

    I’ll step into my husband’s bitchfights any day, which is why I HAVE a husband. It’s called loyalty and backing up your partner, maybe if more people practiced it, there would be less divorces?

    I can’t blame the Baios, Jezebel is an obnoxious site full of extremely sandy-cunted, thin-skinned bitches that never stop whining and crying, so even though the Baios suck too, they suck way less than Jezebel.

  33. Janeth says:

    @ Meth Mouth

    Renee, is that you?

  34. Miranda Ann says:

    And those Jezebel harpies can be insufferable and make me ashamed of my gender every damn day, but I’ll give them this one.
    ———————————————————–

    Ditto!! I’ve been banned from being a Jezzie because I had the gall to voice an opinion that didn’t match those hags. However, I do have to give them props for this particular fight

  35. Rachel says:

    I don’t think Renee should talk about class, she clearly has no idea what that is!

  36. Jocelina says:

    @Spring, I seriously LOL’d. You nailed it!

  37. wif says:

    Miranda Ann and hmmm…I’m so glad to hear the voices of reason. Thank you.

  38. GatsbyGal says:

    Wait, so Scott Baio didn’t file his taxes and he’s admitted to it? Hope the government goes after his ass. He probably can’t even afford to pay taxes.

    Don’t the two of them have a baby or something? I feel so bad for that poor kid…being raised by two complete fucking idiots.

  39. Sudini says:

    Whoa, what truly horrible people Scott and Renee are. DEAR GOD I hope they don’t procreate.

    It’s people like this who are several I.Q points shy of realizing just how much of an embarrassment they are.

  40. Sudini says:

    ROFL @ Spring and Couldn’tHelp!!

  41. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I smell publicity stunt. & Chachi has a job? I did not know that.

  42. Oi says:

    I’m having a hard time trying to find the ‘good guy’ in this fight. jezebel needs to be wiped off the internet, and these two are just plain dumb. At least they are obviously dumb. I guess that’s the only consolation.

  43. LindyLou says:

    This is ridiculous. Scott Baio is complaining about paying taxes to support “lazy people” when I’m sure he’s never had a real job in his life. He should try dragging his lazy tweeting ass to the office 45 or 50 hours a week and then complain about the taxes he has to pay….until then he has no right to bitch.

  44. jennab says:

    what a couple of ignorant a-holes! btw i’m getting on welfare, i’ve been unable to get a job, the stbx is late on child support, i only have money to cover some of the rent, my mother has been helping me with food and gas but she can only do so much, some of us like me, have to swallow our pride and ask for help. yeah i do see some that abuse the system and it grates me but how do you weed those out? btw immigrants get a small amount of assistance, to make ends meet they work the most menial underpayed jobs that some of us wouldnt get caught dead doing. idiots.

  45. anon says:

    Any adult should rise past internet name calling- parent or not- period. It’s pathetic.

    I *do* agree Jezebel (comment section, read it sometime) is an OTT lib fest of ass kissing lefties who jump down anyone who even slightly differs in opinion (i.e. non liberal) They seem to pride themselves on objectivity but oddly attack people who do not have the same ‘group think’ from what I can surmise. Basically they don;t seem to have much sense of humor… i much prefer Gawker (affiliated but a little different ) instead.

    Not sure why sexual orientation was mentioned, again, it doesn’t make Scotty or his wife look good. Should have responded in a more measured, calm manner if she felt compelled to defend her husband.

    Spelling error here: “she should no better”.. It should be ‘KNOW better…’

  46. gen says:

    Why are there “so many” Jezabel haters? I don’t agree with everything they write, but I don’t get the anger towards em. Sh*t, I think a site like TMZ is way more damaging & infantile & brings nothing to the world but I’m not wasting my time with being oissed at them

  47. snowball says:

    NOT defending anyone.

    That ‘tard Baio said he was done filing his taxes, not that he was not paying his taxes.

    I can see where there was some confusion about the racism issue – the “hang with your own rope” could be seen as a reference to lynching.

    And.

    There’s no welfare in my state. It’s called W2, welfare to work, you receive aid for a period of time while you also attend classes designed to get you back to work. It’s limited aid. NO ONE who genuinely needs help should feel ashamed of it, whether it be through the government or community organizations. It’s through comments like, “I get sick of having my taxes support lazy people who don’t work,” that shame people into not seeking help when they need it desperately. There should be no shame in seeking foodshare from your county social services when you can’t afford to feed your kids for a few months because you lost your job or in going on state assistance when the unemployment rate in your area is 10% and no one is hiring and you can’t even make ends meet, not to mention get anyone to even look at your resume.

    (hug)jennab – hope things look up for you

    Disability is federal Social Security and believe me, it’s grueling to qualify for depending on the type and the amount can be barely enough to live on depending on your age and how much you’ve contributed through your prior employment deductions.

    As it’s been said, the vast majority of taxes go to things like the military, infrastructure, schools, etc. This dipstick and his wife are uneducated nobodies who should be beneath even Jezebel.

    I don’t know why they bothered.

  48. moo says:

    He looks like shit! Is he dying of something? No? meh…. wouldn’t care anyway.

  49. daisyfly says:

    This has turned into a “freedom of speech” thing, where the Baios are claiming that their freedom of speech is being limited (how the fuck that’s possible, I don’t know) and that they’re going to take it up with the Attorney General.

    Scott Baio is a douchebag who deserves his wife. Any woman who stands by her man when he can’t be man enough to either a, ignore something, or b, gets his panties in a wad deserves him.

    I guess that’s just me and my cuntyness talking, but I’ve had to slap the back of my husband’s head a few times when he’s made some stupid remarks and you know what? 14yrs and counting says a hell of a lot more than her “his life coach had to convince him to marry me” marriage.

  50. westender says:

    Does he have another television show coming up or a part in a movie? This all seems a bit strange

  51. Kim says:

    Anyone over 21 Tweeting should not be taken seriously anyhow. Get a life!

  52. Shay says:

    I’ve lost track of the ridiculous amount of celebrity tweeting. On the one hand, its interesting to see narcissism, idiocy and evidence of no education first hand, but on the other, what about the millions that follow these people and hang on to their every word?

  53. Allie says:

    This just all so high school, it’s pathethic. nearly as pathethic as the wife’s foundation not blending correctly with her neck. (See 2nd PIC!)

  54. fedupper says:

    No it is plenty of people who abuse disability and welfare. Plenty. I mean I see people with food stamps using the up to date cell phones, Dressed very nicely. I am disabled and my family supports me. I don’t stick my hand out.
    I have no cell phone and drive a 14 year old car. So don’t tell me the able bodied people I see on welfare need it.
    In my area the Guyanese have started taking over the run down neighbor hoods fixing them up and living a few families to one. Working the low paying jobs and pooling their money. Not one of them has a fancy Lexus in the driveway or walks around wearing 150 sneakers. I never see them using food stamps. And some of them just got to this country. Yep they are taking after proud immigrants from years gone by.
    This is how it is done. Not just looking out for yourself. Helping families and not looking to the government to fund you. It is called hard work and pride. A crime to some
    Go Scott

  55. L says:

    Even if you buy into the opinion that some people abuse disability and welfare (which I don’t)-do you really think that’s what your taxes pay for? REALLY? It’s barely 5% of the federal budget, I mean really.

    You are paying for some of these things as well (and this is the brief list):
    The military (both the salary of servicemen and women and the rest of it)
    Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
    US Postal Service
    Roads and Highways
    Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
    The US Railway System
    Public Subways and Metro Systems
    Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
    Rest Areas on Highways
    Sidewalks
    All Government-Funded Local/State Projects
    Public Water and Sewer Services
    Public and State Universities and Colleges
    Public Primary and Secondary Schools
    Sesame Street
    Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
    Public Museums and libraries
    Libraries
    Public Parks and Beaches
    State and National Parks Public Zoos
    Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services

    So please please don’t bitch about how your taxes are being wasted to support poor people. Feel free to curse public parks though. 😀

  56. Camille says:

    Are they on drugs?? Very weird behaviour.

  57. MooCow says:

    Wow, Chill the fuck out Scott Baio. People who sling around those types of insults are those who call people fags because they can’t resolve issues intelligently. It only makes you look bad dude. I feel his anger is coming from some deep seeded badly suppressed problems.

    I just know he’s reading these comments.

  58. d says:

    Hear, hear, #46. This trend of trashing things one doesn’t agree with 100% is pretty juvenile. I read Jezebel…some stuff I like and agree and some stuff I don’t. I don’t get upset about the stuff I don’t like or agree with. That some people do is bizarre. Grow up! Like, geez, someone’s left-leaning! Woo! Scary! Run for momma!

  59. Jules says:

    In case anyone is interested, here is where our federal tax dollars go (for the 53% of Americans that are required to pay federal income taxes):

    Defense & Security: 20%
    Social Security: 20%
    Medicare/Medicaid & Children’s Health Insurance Program: 21%
    Hardship Programs: 14%
    Interest on National Debt 6%

    The other 19% goes to veteran’s healthcare, federal employee retirement plans, infrastructure (roads, bridges, airports), food safety, environmental protection.

    The bottom 40% of wage earners actually get a cash payment from the government which exceeds all federal, state and local taxes they pay in any form during the year including sales taxes and social security taxes.

    So maybe (some of) you can see why it is concerning that half of the country is basically paying for the other half. The ones footing the bill have a right to be concerned as the net non-tax paying portion of the country becomes larger (or as millions are allowed to illegaly immigrate) and can vote themselves more of other people’s money.

    The top 10% of wealthiest Americans pay 68 percent of the taxes in this country. So when you hear about tax cuts for the rich, well who else can even get a tax cut by definition? If you’re not paying, you can’t really get a tax cut– you can only get a freebie.

    By the way, I have zero problem with legitimate taxes. I DO have a HUGE problem with fraud and waste. And I have no problem with immigration, as long as it is done legally. I mean if you are on the Titanic (our current economy), you should take as many as you can handle in your ‘life raft’, as long as you don’t let too many on causing everyone to go down. You know? Do I really care if a few sneak across the border. Not really. Do I care if MILLIONS sneak across, um yes. And not because of ‘racism’ either, but because of basic MATH.

    Think of this, if you have a net worth of $1, you are worth more than our US government which is in the hole $1 trillion plus and counting. I remember when Donald Trump went bankrupt and said he walked by a homeless guy and said ‘that guy is worth more than I am’.

  60. Then Again says:

    It’s not a surprise that Renee speaks with such filth. She cleans her mouth out with Scott Baio’s dick.

  61. and .... says:

    …and not only that, she looks like someone straight outta my high school reunion. yuk. awfully pedestrian, for all the attitude honey.

  62. Emily says:

    LMAO at Then Again!

    Just once, I’d love to see the friend referred to in the “I’m not rascist/homophobic, I have a *whatever minority* friend” come forward and say “You know what? I met them once and they pissed me off, but they stalked me on Facebook until I friended them. I don’t really know them”. That would make my year.

  63. Sally G says:

    Hateful and ignorant, Baios, how charming you are.

  64. cara says:

    chachi’s a moron, his wife sucks, their baby’s name is a pure sign of Italians trying to “white” up AND jezebel IS a bunch of left winger women (and that stupid “a million little pieces” Liar writer) who have never had to starve but only judged from their ivory towers and they ALL (baoio’s included) think they f*&king know. Well guess what…they all suck. They suck the life right out of all of us with their stupid nonsense. Oh GOD how I hope it’s the end of the world as we know it because so many people are even MORE wastes of space then I am.

    Do not defend the Jezebel harlets nor the moronic Baoio’s (however the hell you spell that…it’s not something I need to register in my brain) Focus on being better

    caio

  65. oh hey says:

    Meh, let me know when they file for divorce.

  66. JC126 says:

    Donald Trump was lying if he said that a homeless guy was worth more than him, even if it was when he was bankrupt. That’s utter nonsense – he just couldn’t meet his obligations, he wasn’t REALLY penniless.
    Of course, Trump usually lies and says he’s worth more than he really is, I think. How many genuine billionaires have time for reality shows and feuds with other famous people?
    Regarding Baio and his wife, I hope they keep up it, personally. Let him kill any realistic chance of getting another stupid show. Dicks.

  67. My2Cents says:

    Being a “lezbo” myself I think she is an IDIOT. So is he!!! Who the bloody hell says Lesbo any more anyways…
    I-D-I-O-T.

    What a shame, I used to love him in Happy Days and Charles in Charge. Now I feel nothing but hate for him and his ugly orange faced wife.

  68. Istanem says:

    Sounds all VERY classy to me..

  69. Peach says:

    I love how there are plenty of people who *know* tons of people who abuse welfare and disability. But don’t do anything about it.

    I mean, they have numbers you can call and anonymously report any welfare or disability fraud. Everybody knows that. If you know of somebody who is stealing money and you do nothing then you are just as bad as the thief. Repeat: You are aiding and abetting fraud. You are a problem too.

    But just in case these folks don’t *know* tons of people who steal through fraud and really have just *heard* or have *suspicion* they exist, I only have this to say:

    If you hate taxes, don’t enjoy their benefits.
    Do not use the roads, the police, the fire department, the public schools, the justice center, the prisons, the water, the military, the local and state and federal government.

    Because me? I like taxes. They buy me civilization.

  70. Lin95 says:

    I had a roommate who took his welfare check/his half of the rent and ran off to blow it on personal items, drugs and go live with someone else without notifying me or welfare. I was left without his half of the rent….luckily my now husband stepped in to help cover it…..I reported him to welfare, made them aware that he ran off with their money, I was basically told there was nothing they could do to help me or recover their money…..he never had to pay it back…..the system also fails, thats why people give up and say nothing

  71. teri says:

    I’m not complaining about schools, roads, jail and fire department using my taxes. It ticks me off when people abuse welfare for years and years and years. It’s the lazy people who sit back and do nothing until they die living on welfare only to bring in more kids who’ll also rely on it.

  72. Jazz says:

    Scott Baio?? Is it 1985?

    (I don’t know what year he was famous and I don’t care!)

  73. Anne says:

    What a pathetic loser he is. He’s obviously too stupid to realize he did this to himself by tweeting his ignorance! His reaction and his wife’s show how low class they really are.
    Total morons!

  74. Kelaa Khaa says:

    Are Scott Baio and Jon Gosselin BFF’s or what?

  75. I Choose Me says:

    @V:18 “The Gloved Ghoul would liquify that fool with one glance through his overpriced shades.” I’m in love with that sentence. You’ve got alliteration, it rhymes and it’s funny. Thanks for the guffaw! 😀