OK Mag: Brangelina will marry because Zahara & Shiloh demanded it


I think OK! Magazine is obligated to do at least two “Brad and Angelina’s Wedding!” stories a year. They are all pretty much the same, to the point where the whole thing just seems cut-and-pasted, swapping out the name of whatever city they’re in. A Venice wedding sounds nice, though. Much better than a Prague wedding or a Malibu wedding. Mm… Venice. Anyway, look at the cover! I recognize the photo (because I recognize Angelina’s hairstyle) – it’s from Cannes of last year, when Angelina wore a pale, dusty rose-colored Versace. Only her dress isn’t rose on OK’s cover! That’s right, they ‘Shopped her dress to make it white, and thus, “more wedding-y”. Like it proves their point. Like they couldn’t just do a Google search and find much better “wedding” images, like this one from Mr. and Mrs. Smith:


Oh my God, they’re getting married! See?

Anyway, OK released an excerpt from their cover story, and it’s all about how the kids now want them to get married:

At long last, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to tie the knot. The reason? Because it would mean the world to their kids!

The children, a source says, have been wanting a wedding since they’ve been old enough to understand that their parents are not officially husband and wife. “First it was Maddox, who has begged his parents to tie the knot for years,” the insider says. “Lately, Shiloh and Zahara have been chiming in, and Pax thinks it would just be the coolest thing ever to be a ring bearer.”

[From OK Magazine]

Oh, if the Empress Zahara demands it, it must be happening! The Empress does not approve of living in sin. The Empress demands to be a bridesmaid. That’s the only thing that makes me slightly believe this week’s wedding story. I think if Zahara demanded it, Brad and Angelina would obey. They have no choice. Z’s in charge!

Zahara Jolie-Pitt, holding a Hello Kitty clutch that looks a bit too big for her!

 Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the 'Inglourious Basterds' premiere at the 62nd Cannes Film Festival

62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival

OK Magazine cover courtesy of CoverAwards.

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  1. Crash2GO2 says:

    Oh brother.

  2. Jane Q. Doe says:

    They did say in an article once that they’d get married when the kids started asking why Shrek & Fiona were married and Mom & Dad weren’t…

    I’d love to see the kids all fancied up in wedding garb, they’d look adorable!

  3. Scout says:

    If this is true and they get married, does that mean we won’t be wading through countless “it’s over” articles anymore – even better, no more “Brad and Jen are still in love” bullshit? What in the world will we do!?

    Not to worry, I imagine if they get married, the stories will still abound – but this time it will be about marital infidelity and rumors of divorce. Oh, not to mention prenup speculation! The list goes on and on!

    If they are getting married, and I do have doubts, I would be happy for them I suppose. But it really won’t change much in their lives…they live like they are married now in my opinion – well, at least it appears as if they do!

  4. Cheyenne says:

    Much as I’d like to see this happen, I’d be crazy to take OK’s word for it.

  5. Liz says:

    LMAO! They will never get married as, it is the RIGHT thing to do…….to normal for Angiejo!

  6. moe says:

    I find it hard to believe these little kids even know the meaning of marriage to beg their parents to tie the knot.

  7. Best of British says:

    So they’re not waiting for gay rights in marriage then??!!!!

  8. bite me says:

    and next week they will be breaking up

  9. bellaluna says:

    No, they won’t get married, because they get so much more attention and speculation by NOT getting married.

    They’ve alternated between “we’d love to get married one day” to “when the kids want us to” to “when the kids ask why Shrek & Fiona blah, blah, blah” to “we’ll marry when everyone has the right to.” Whatever they feel will make them most relevant at the time. Just say “No, we’re not ever getting married. Stop asking.”

  10. princess pea says:

    Of course. It was pregnancy last week, right? So this week: WEDDING! and then next week: HEARTBREAK!

  11. lucy2 says:

    1 – If they wanted to be married, they would have done so by now. I personally don’t understand not doing it when you have 6 kids together, but whatever, it’s their life.
    2 – This story pops up every so often, and it’s a different kid begging them to marry each time. In another 2 or 3 years, it will be the twins’ turn.
    3 – I doubt the kids understand or care. Especially since they’re not in a school environment where they’re with other kids their own age who might talk about their own parents.

    bellaluna, I tend to agree with your sentiments. I think I’d always answer that question with a “that’s personal, none of your business” kind of response, vs stringing it along. But a lot of celebs know what to say to keep some focus on them.

  12. GatsbyGal says:

    Wait, they’re not married? I could’ve sworn they were…huh.

  13. TG says:

    @bellaluna – I totally agree. I love how they both have been married but now are tacking on gay rights as if they cared before. Wasn’t Angelina married twice before? Was gay rights not important?

  14. Dorothy says:

    Zhara is just too cute!

  15. Beth says:

    These wedding stories are just as annoying as the breakup rumors. For a few years the tabs kept saying they were going to get married at George Clooney’s home in Lake Como. It’s funny how in a couple of months the tabs have run every rumor in the book: they’re breaking-up, Brad is going back to Jennifer, they’re adopting, Angelina’s pregnant, now they’re getting married.

    As for gay rights, I only recall Brad saying it. I also thought he said it in jest but supports gay marriage. Angelina has always said she would never remarry.

  16. Rose says:

    wow, dumb haters out already. Angie never said jack about gay marriage rights, Pitt said something along the lines of they’d get married when it was legal for everyone to marry. And this is OK, a tablod junk magazine.

  17. simplicity says:

    No, no, no, Pitt said they would only marry once the gay’s had the right to wed in California. Ah well, it didn’t stop him the first time.

    Kid’s are cute, unassuming, honest. The four oldest must be full of thoughts and opinions. Two more little voices to join in soon.

  18. Cheyenne says:

    Watch for the In Touch story: Brad texts Jen every five minutes on his wedding night and the next morning Angie screams for divorce.

  19. Freddie says:

    Why the old, old photos.

    A has been and his partner who has two failed marriages under her belt might get married again.

    Brad is 50 nearly who cares if a 50 year old is finally going to get married.

    They are so desperate for attention and their relationship is pretty stale

  20. Fire says:

    She has that Miley Cyrus pan face in that picture

  21. bite me says:

    brad a has been bitch please get a grip

  22. teri says:

    I’ve always thought of them married anyhow. Seems they have a great relationship and truly love each other.

  23. lilred says:

    Yeah, cause parents always do what their children command/demand. Lol. All I know is that my parents would not have done anything I demanded.

  24. Gracie says:

    How is Brad a has-been? I just saw him in Inglourious Basterds and thought he was great.

    If you go to his IMDB page, he has 3 films in post-production, 1 in pre-production and 1 in production. He also has 21 projects in development.

    That hardly seems like the work schedule of a has been.

    I personally think Brad is underrated as an actor and I think as he’s gotten older, he has really matured creatively.
    I always love him in whatever role he plays, Lt. Aldo Raine and Tyler Durden specifically.

  25. Lilias says:

    They’ll keep the speculation up as long as possible even though it’s pretty clear that they’ll never get married.

    bellaluna is right: They are getting more attention for not being married and making some kind of bs statement than they ever would if they just got married.

    And of course they’ll never say “We’re not getting married” because they’d lose some of their notoriety.

  26. Maritza says:

    They have 6 kids, they really should get married and make legal. I wonder if she would use his last name?

  27. Freddie says:

    Inglourious Basterds is a Quentin Tarantino film – he is aged out and using a stale relationship to be in the public eye.

    Does anybody other than the tabloid crowd really care whether a 50 year old man marries his second wife, who will be onto her third husband, and they have six kids already.

    Time to wonder about Chris Pine and his relationships not old men

  28. Kim says:

    Didn’t OK magazine have a cover Jen and Brad together again a couple a months ago. As for Brad’s position on gay marriage when he was married in 2000 gay marriage wasn’t a issue in the news. He has always supported gay rights according to Melissa Ethridge.BTW I see Lies and Style has Angie’s showdown w/ Brad’s mom on cover while OK “with a little help from Brad’s mom” I wonder which came first the “help” or the “showdown” these tabloids are full of BS. While IT claimed Brad’s mom went to Venice to convince him to leave Angie.

  29. Melanie says:

    i don’t think goats are allowed to marry. Europe may have a civil union for them though.

  30. Freddie says:

    Secondly I thought Brad was a “hands on” dad and now it turns out he is doing all these movies, both him and Angelina are pathetic cling ons, time to let Christina Hendriks and Chris Pine take the focal point.

    Brad Pitt who has 6 kids, Mel Gibson who has 8 and Larry King who has 5 might get married again.

    Old men with their litter of children, who cares?

  31. Melanie says:

    Brad will not get married until all the goats can get married.

  32. anon says:

    I would not have hope for a civil union, I think it would mean cruelty to animals and we here in Europe are very sensitive to the protection of their rights…

  33. Bodhi says:

    Obviously you have some stake in the matter, Freddie

  34. Freddie says:

    @bodhi I just hope as Melanie replied that he keeps true to his promise and only marries once all the other old goats are allowed to get married, animal or otherwise.

    He could have a joint wedding with Mel and Oksana and Larry King and his wife’s sister and throw in a few goats and their litters for some fairness and equality……..

  35. Melanie says:

    You are right Anon. We must think of the goats at times like these.

  36. anon says:

    But how we can help to save them, what can we do? Seek help at the UN?

  37. Kim says:

    It is interesting how people who “don’t care” abut these”has beens” or who find this couple boring are the first to comment on them . I ignore celebs I find boring.

  38. Morgs says:

    Goat cheese is awesome.

  39. Freddie says:

    I’m just surprised that people are still stupid enough to buy magazines that have old, stale news on them.

    Don’t the tabloids get tired of essentially trying to create drama between old goats and their goattesses and their litter of kids.

    And do people honestly still buy this rubbish.

    Latest breaking news: Larry King, Mel Gibson and Brad Pitt have decided to start a charity for old goats like themselves and their rights to marry which ever other old goat they should desire

  40. Morgs says:

    Only angel tears mixed with the powdery remnants of ballsack can make the magical medicine to cure what ills the goats.

  41. Melanie says:

    Don’t worry Anon. Angie is already on a mission to save each and every goat by bringing awarness to the situation.
    What more can one person do? What have YOU personally done Anon? I don’t see any photos of you looking concerned about the whole problem! You just sit on the beach in Mexico AND DON”T THINK about the goats at all!

  42. Freddie says:

    @ Melanie
    It is a most selfish and unfeeling person who can ignore the plight of an old goat in need.

    Whoever would rather sit on a beach in Mexico, having fun than tending to an old goat is destined to be goatless for the rest of their lives

  43. anon says:

    Oh Melanie. I am making a lot of good for the goats but as a very private person I don’t allow to publicized my charity efforts…

  44. Melanie says:

    I agree, Freddy, an old goat can still be lovable and productive! If I had an old goat, I would braid its beard every day. On the other hand, it would be fun to covort on the beach without having to worry about your goat eating all the native weeds all day. Some of those plants may be hallucinogenic and then, Oh God! Here comes the tabloids!

  45. Freddie says:


    We have a old saying in goatville – its not worth doing, if you can’t take many photos of it.

    Who cares if you quietly help many goats behind the scenes, you are still selfish and unfeeling to not take photos of the good deeds to show the tabloids

  46. beyonces wig says:

    i love these two thay are common law husband and wife and i think they might stay that way

  47. anon says:

    I will promote my perfume “Goat a la vie” whose profits from the sale will be donated to a foundation dedicated to goats…

  48. lolol says:

    Angelina stated a long time ago (pre Brad)that she would never get married again.

  49. TruFan says:

    OMG so awesome!!! Maybe if they get married she will finally do a Friends reunion??! God bless them!!

  50. TaylorB says:

    So the kids ‘begged them’ and they caved? I doubt it. One of my nieces has been ‘begging’ my brother to become a Jedi Knight and to put in a swimming pool. As a parent he draws the line and realizes that a child can beg and plead for something but if it is against your beliefs as a parent the children will sadly be disappointed from time to time so he refuses to give into the ‘begging’ and put in a pool… he is still on the fence about the Jedi Knight thing.

  51. Kim says:

    I don’t believe this tabloid but Angie can child her mind she changed her mind about having biological kids. we all have the right to change our views, opinions etc. BTW Passing Through @Just jared.com gave a breakdown that Angie has only worked on films less than 50 weeks in the last 4 years. 2006 7 weeks on 2 films, 2007 17 weeks on 2 films , 2008 0 weeks, 2009 15 weeks on Salt and 2010 10 weeks so far on the Tourist. Less than 50 weeks. Less than what I worked in 1 year w/2 weeks vacation)and no I don’t have to work. We could get by on one salary.

  52. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “Passing Through @Just jared.com gave a breakdown that Angie has only worked on films less than 50 weeks in the last 4 years. 2006 7 weeks on 2 films, 2007 17 weeks on 2 films , 2008 0 weeks, 2009 15 weeks on Salt and 2010 10 weeks so far on the Tourist.”

    and it’s shit like THIS that brought about the term “brangeloonie”.

    seriously, who keeps tabs on other people like that except stalkers and crazed fans?

    Whoever “passing through” is, he/she/it needs to get a life.

  53. Freddie says:

    @ anon

    As long as it goes to an old goat and there are many, many pictures then its fine anything less is not charity.

  54. TruFan says:

    OMG Kim! You don’t have to work but you do anyway…you must be some kind of saint! Strangers on the internet care a lot about your household finances. Don’t be afraid to share the news of God’s good blessings! You’re like Angelina! She’s a loving mother who should be praised for her domestic achievements. Kids love to be moved around to different countries and new homes. I heard Angie’s cut back on the heroin and already got the bio kids enrolled in the schools for the slow! So on top of things!

  55. memnoch666 says:

    Brad is an old man? Huh? He is 46. Yes he looks like crap with his craggly beard but so what, that’s his choice. Ya’ll are haters. Leave ’em be. You call them publicity seekers when Jen A is constantly whining about something & making god-awful movies. Angie has an Oscar; Brad has 2 nominations. Jen has The Bounty Hunter. Blech. As for marriage, I don’t see people trashing Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell (never married). So what.

  56. N.D. says:

    God bless you secret and public goat helpers! Don’t know if that’s awareness, but something has raised in me and it feels good. Like you’ve caressed my inner goat.

  57. TruFan says:

    Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell eat donkey scrotums for lunch everyday.

  58. Freddie says:

    @ N.D

    Thats goatastic – once you get that goaty feeling, the next best thing is to start a charity and take some photos or find a old goat.

    I get first dibs on Larry King thats all I’m saying – I also want a goat whose beard I could braid, but then I’d want to put my goat out to pasture because I really don’t want to make a litter of goatlings with Larry.

  59. lurkeyloo says:

    Who hit her in the face with a frying pan? Dang!!!

  60. TruFan says:

    Happy is right! NO ONE on the entire planet Earth could possibly appear to be so much in love because no one else spends that kind of money to make the public think so.

  61. Melanie says:

    Passing gas on JJ just revealed that St. Angie does the number 2 once every 2.2 days. Praise Be! What a divine missive from Passing Gas!

  62. Lila says:

    Leave it to the black and transgendered kids to stir the pot. LOL. too funny; i almost wish it were true.

  63. TruFan says:

    What’s Shiloh gonna change his name to? Sly?

  64. Freddie says:


    Angie once tried to help a stray goat, and the goat was having none of it, so the goat took a pan and let loose for all it was worth.

    She now sticks to very very old goats only, whose beards can be braided, and who love photos and help from charity

  65. Praise St. Angie! says:

    forgot to add…I’m LOVING the goat comments…you guys are funny!

  66. Newyorking says:

    Quote “bellaluna is right: They are getting more attention for not being married and making some kind of bs statement than they ever would if they just got married.

    And of course they’ll never say “We’re not getting married” because they’d lose some of their notoriety.”

    I can almost see tabloids say “Angie says that she will never marry Brad. Brad is heartbroken and found solace in Jen’s arms.” So yeah either way they are screwed. So its best for them to just keep quiet and go about their lives till the tabloids’ cash cow runs dry.

  67. Kim says:

    Google is wonderful tool you can find out how long filming took place in seconds. Just like a sports fan can find out about their favorite player’s stats.I can understand why fans are interested in this couple but find it puzzling why people who hate them are obsessed with them.TruFan kids love to be with their parents.Film actors work on location. Julia Roberts took her kids with her when she filmed in NYC, Italy And India for Eat Pray and Love. (yeah I googled that info)Brad and Angie film on location and then they return to LA just like Will Smith, Tom Cruise and many other movie stars . Lets see traveling around the world with tutors, learning languages, making friends with kids from different cultures(just attended a kids’ bday party according to pics on this site in Venice), visiting museums,sightseeing etc. Poor kids maybe you should Contact CPS,TruFan. Have a lovely day

  68. Freddie says:

    @ lipton

    Old goats mate for life. A young goat might come at you with a pan, if you started charitable things with them and then your face would look very flat.

    But an old goat can be depended on to provide many goatlings and stale cheese, and when are you are bored a beard to braid.

    Larry, Brad, and Mel are currently the top favorites for any woman searching for charity and beards, and stale cheese

  69. Cheyenne says:

    Skimmed the OK story at the news stand and almost hit the floor laughing. According to them, Jane Pitt is okay with Brad and Angie getting married because she has finally accepted that Jennifer isn’t coming back. Bitch, puh-LEEEEZE! Jane Pitt accepted five years ago that Brad wasn’t going back, and she probably said good riddance.

  70. Cheyenne says:

    @Alice: please tell me you’re kidding. If Jen is suicidal five years after her divorce, she should just drown herself in a vat of that liquid stinkbomb she’s marketing and end it once and for all.

  71. Freddie says:

    @ Alice

    True, that picture of her having fun on that Mexican beach just showed she was longing for the old goat.

    She might face a lifetime of no old goats, no stale cheese, no goatlings, no beards to braid, no hairplugs, no charity.

    That would drive any woman to suicide

  72. Freddie says:

    @ Alice

    I have to say if I was faced with a lifetime of being a millionare and frolicking without a care in the world on the beach or having an old goat and a litter of goatlings.

    I would choose the old goat and the goatlings everytime.

    I wouldn’t be able to face the thought of being a millionare and able to buy whatever I wanted and do whatever I wanted. I would rather need an old goat – any old goat would do.

  73. Cheyenne says:

    @Freddie: problem is, the goats come around to graze once in a while and then they all wander off to greener pastures. Poor Jen can’t seem to convince any of them to stick around for any length of time.

    “Any old goat” really reeks of desperation.

    @Alice: C’mon now, she may be dumb but she’s not THAT dumb. You read too many tabloids. She knows he isn’t coming back. Which is fine with her, as long as he doesn’t marry Angie. If he does, she will let out a primal scream at the ocean that could change the course of the currents.

  74. Freddie says:

    @ Alice

    Its a goat thing, shes misses the stale cheese and the bearded braids.

    I always felt she was just pretending to enjoy herself everytime I looked into her eyes I saw a yearning for an old goat like Brad.

    I think I saw one event where she saw Mel Gibson and her eyes misted over, you could tell Mel reminded her of how good it was to have an old goat at your side.

  75. Freddie says:

    @ Cheyenne

    The thought of a lifetime with an old goat like Brad, Mel or Larry is clearly not a good enough incentive for her.

    Theres something wrong with Jen, she could have been stuck with an old goat right now and going through goat drama but instead shes not.

    Thats desperation for you.

  76. Freddie says:

    @ lipton

    Shes never graced/goated the big screen like Brad or Angelina has.


  77. Freddie says:

    @ Melanie

    At a typical goat wedding it works slightly differently and especially at an old goat wedding.

    You need someone to carry the beard (the goat beard) its like a train that would be John.

    Then you need someone to help the overly thin goatessa walk down the aisle without falling over due to starvation that would be Zahara.

    Then you need someone to take the pictures – no goat wedding is complete without pictures that would be Maddox

    Then you need someone to throw a cheesburger at the goattessa (instead of the usual flowers the bride throws) that would be Pax.

    Then the twins need to be left at home since goats never have all their children with them at once, very bad goat luck

    And of course the paps that would be the main guests at the wedding.

  78. Morgs says:

    God Bless this Holy Union!!! May they bring forth more angels to this earth!!

  79. lisa says:

    When Brad first made the comment it was a off handed remark. Not serious. then the media picked it up an ran with it. He also said he and Angie would marry once George and his partner could also.

    this is a rag story like all the ones before. But the fact that the comments go on and on as if Brad and Angelina made a statement saying they are getting married. People are acting like every dumb story about them is true. Saying it is for PR. Neither has done an interview. Short of EW. and Angie really didn’t give any real personal comments. so how again is this PR. and if they are not liked then perhaps the 80+ comments should not be here. go comment on the threads of other celebs.

    I agree.. Brad/Angie are 2 of my favorites. I love their movies and wish the best for them. Married or not.
    (and in the end their choice. They are not the only celeb couple who have children and are not married. It is not getting those couples any media attention. but they are not the JP’s though)

  80. Morgs says:

    And her face looks jacked in the above photo. She still comes across high as a kite in those Cannes photos.

  81. Cheyenne says:

    I love the first photo on this link which was taken a few days ago in Venice.


    They don’t look like a hot couple, they look like a contented couple. Like a couple who has settled down and are content to be with each other. Beats hotness any day in the week.

  82. Miranda Ann says:

    One of my nieces has been ‘begging’ my brother to become a Jedi Knight and to put in a swimming pool.

    Well, I agree about the pool because they are kind of expensive but I don’t understand why your brother can’t be a Jedi Knight. You know, for the kiddies!!!

  83. Lilias says:

    @Cheyenne: Yea, being able to keep a goat around is THE definitive litmus test for being a successful woman.

    Let those old goats wander off to “greener” pastures-then you don’t have one eating up all your resources and sh*tting all over your lawn. 🙂

  84. Eye Opener says:

    Thank god the world is suppose to end in 2012! Because how much more stupidness can we endure!!

    But to the Jen haters – remember this, she has the best of both worlds. Money, sexiness and Brad wrapped around her little finger. Oh, and she can sleep in in the morning too and lounge by the pool doing yoga without a million children, bodyguards, nannies, etc…in her face all day!!

    So, have fun getting haggered BRANGELINA!! Y’all worked hard for it, right??

  85. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    Kind of off topic but has anyone been to Female First? I went there the other day to ck it out. OMG! They are crazy! I am no fan of Pitt/Jolie or Aniston, but the stuff they say is not to be believed. In addition to the crazy Brange stuff, they also have threads where they rail on homosexuals! I never knew that place was so vile! I cannot imagine a site that tolerates bigotry, and people being okay with it.

    So to veer off course, but I just had to mention that.

  86. Cheyenne says:

    @Lilias: You sound very bitter. You’ve already explained on here that your family circumstances are the reason why you hate Brad and Angie so much, but Brad and Angie have nothing to do with your family. You need to keep this in mind: a man who is happy, content and satisfied with his marriage is not going to leave his wife for Angelina Jolie or anyone else.

  87. Cheyenne says:

    @Fluffy: Any time you go to Female First, it helps to have a barf pan ready, just in case.

  88. Mimi says:

    Wow stans WAR hahahah for the first time i find some of the LUNATICS HATERS funny but just for 2 post then they became Predictable, Boring, Unoriginal, Repetitive and Unfunny as USUAL… Now Alice and Cheyenne keep going i’m loving

    And Chey thx for the photo funny how these types of pics are never posted anywhere just the ones that they are walking and paying attention to the kids so the Lunatics scream that they are unhappy.

  89. Cheyenne says:

    Eye Opener: to the Jen haters – remember this, she has the best of both worlds. Money, sexiness and Brad wrapped around her little finger.

    ROTFLMBAO!!! Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had all week. Now please, put that crack pipe down before your head explodes.

    Okay, I’ll grant you the money part, but she’s about as sexy as a rutabaga. Actually I think rutabagas have more personality. And as for Brad being wrapped around her little finger, delusions may make you feel better, but they are nowhere close to reality. Her little finger has been looking conspicuously unwrapped since Brad left her, and nobody else seems to want to take his place.

    You need to throw out your stack of In Touch magazines. They are definitely interfering with your thought processes.

  90. mslewis says:

    Kitten, I used to go to Female First just for laughs but they are all crazier than the nuttiest nut in the nut house!!! A year or so ago, it was fun to laugh at them but now they have gone over to the REALLY DARK SIDE!!! I don’t know who runs that site but somebody needs to take control of it because it has become a site for really sick people. It’s scary. Their hate for Angelina has turned into hate for anybody who isn’t “like them” including gays and lesbians. It has been months since I went over there and I don’t think I have what it takes to visit it ever again.

  91. Crash2GO2 says:

    @Cheyenne: “You need to keep this in mind: a man who is happy, content and satisfied with his marriage is not going to leave his wife for Angelina Jolie or anyone else”

    Is this supposed to give BP and AJ a free pass for what they did? If a man isn’t happy in his marriage, let him get a divorce. Then start dating. I won’t even go into AJ’s role in all this.

  92. mslewis says:

    . . . and Brad wrapped around her little finger.

    Somebody has been reading too many ragmags!!! You do know that those tabloids are full of lies, right?

  93. Blaster says:


    At first I gave you credit because you were not as….special as LoveAngelina but you’re taking the cake on this thread.

    Jen does not want Brad. Suicide. Really? She seems just fine to me. You’re right. It has been over five years. And while you say the Jen-Hens should move on….so should you (The Loons). Note that the harder you bash someone, the more it shows how invested you are in the topic. Really? A rutabaga has more sexiness/personality than JA? Ok. If you say so.

  94. Camille says:

    Yeah right @ this story. How boring can you get. I am tired of these recycled dumb stories about The Triangle That Must Not Be Named. It makes a change from the tabs posting nasty stuff about them though I guess?

    Also is it school holidays at the moment? Or is it a dull day on DListed? (Surely not!)…ie:
    “In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[2]”
    More on this topic can be found here:

  95. econ says:

    Cheyenne, you are one heck of a sick fuckk.

    There, I said it.

    *slam the bedroom door shut*

  96. justathought says:

    oh they’re in love by golly but now that we’re on the subject of goats…..
    i was wondering: How many sheets can a goat slitter slit if a goat slitter slits some sheets?

  97. Deeley says:

    I must be the only person on the face of the earth, who not only accepts Brads goatie, but LOVES it! I love it even more when he plaits it. He looks gorgeous IMO; nearly as gorgeous as Ange.

    Marry?……nup. It’s just another magazine article, invented to sell copy. Just last week, Brad was still supposed to be in love with Chinifer, for Gawds sake!!

  98. baloneythrowers says:

    who gives a flyin’ fug !
    they’re all skanks ….eewwwwwwww

  99. Freddie says:


    But you think an old goat is sexy. Guess you are an animal lover

  100. Freddie says:

    @ Cheyenne

    You sound very bitter that some of us don’t appreciate old goats quite like you do.

    Mel, Brad and Larry are just not worth the effort for some of us

  101. Chessie says:

    Has anyone ever noticed what a strange profile Angelina has? It’s rather flat, and crescent-moon-shaped. She’s definitely prettier straight on.

  102. Gwen says:

    @ Liz – The “right” thing to do? What century do you live in??

  103. Cheyenne says:

    @econ: Coming from you, that’s the nicest compliment I’ve had all week.

    @blaster: I said IF she was suicidal five years after Brad. IF. I don’t believe she is.

    Crashie, we’ve been through this 100 times already. What’s done is done. Grow up. It wasn’t your marriage, it wasn’t your divorce, and it’s none of your business.

  104. Lilias says:

    “It wasn’t your marriage, it wasn’t your divorce, and it’s none of your business.”

    Cheyenne: And yet here you are, bringing up the divorcee in topics that have nothing to do with her. And if you don’t bring her up yourself, you continue the conversation about her.

    I’m not a Bitter Betty but you seem like a Sorry Sally. Something tells me you are projecting your feelings when you call other people bitter. You are overly protective of these two adulterers. Methinks you might not have led such a straight-edged life. Leaving someone for someone else is wrong no matter how you slice it. And that has nothing to do with my parents, that has everything to do with moral behavior and common sense.

    A person who is unhappy in a relationship should end it, not take up with a security blanket.

  105. Cheyenne says:

    Lilias, I’ll say to you what I said to Crash: grow up.

    Life isn’t as black/white as you would prefer it to be. People fall out of love with their partners. People fall in love with new partners. Brad was unhappy in his relationship and he did end it. You’re upset that he took up a new relationship before he ended his old one. Well guess what, honey — in the real world, shit happens. I’m not saying what Brad did was right. I don’t know what Angie’s role was in the whole mess and neither do you. You assume she lured Brad away from Jennifer but there was no way she could have done it without his consent. And it’s equally possible that it was Brad who seduced her. Bottom line — it all happened five years ago. Get the hell over it.

    You can assume whatever you want about me. Hell no, I’m not perfect. Unlike you, I’m honest enough to admit it. Sanctimonious hypocrites like you drive me up the wall.

  106. Crash2GO2 says:

    @Cheyenne: ““It wasn’t your marriage, it wasn’t your divorce, and it’s none of your business.”

    So – pray tell. Why is it any of yours? You obviously hate JA because of her role in all this, and feel the need to endlessly defend (as Lilias nicely put it) the two adulterers, while slamming JA repeatedly.

    Who’s marriage did you or someone close to you break up that you are defending by proxy here?

  107. Cheyenne says:

    Really cheap shot, Crashie. I never broke up anyone’s marriage and never tried to. I keep telling you, but you seem to be unable to absorb it: a marriage that is happy and healthy cannot be broken up by anyone.

  108. Blaster says:


    I will say this, even a “healthy and happy” marriage can be broken up.

    It’s sad to say but many people really are only as faithful as their options. And many times, infidelity doesn’t happen because people are sick or unhappy with their marriages. They happen because the opportunity presents itself and instead of not being tempted and doing the right thing, they instead choose to have some fun.

    I think you can admit that. Not even bringing up the Triangle. Just normally. Yo can be in a happy marriage but still be attracted to someone else. It’s whether not not you can be faithful to who you’re with. And then the next question comes up as to whether or not the wrong party chooses to stay with their husband.

    I have a friend who was with a guy for 7 years, married for 3 of those years. He cheated on her with this stripper (yes I know, pathetic). She did not mean anything to him outside of a one-night-stand. He never saw her again. He’d been drinking, and he just did it. My friend divorced his ass. They were happy and he loved her and begged her not to divorce him. He loved her and that was his first indiscretion, but she ended it.

    In the case with BP and AJ, they clearly fell for each other and they made it work and are happy now. Which is great for them and their kids.

    But don’t think that it’s only unhappy marriages that can be broken up.

  109. temi says:

    I really hope they get marry,they are the best in hollywood.Angeline is the best,she is a great actress,and a cool mom,i dont care what people think about her,they are just jeolouse.my prayers are with you guys,continue to do the good that you are doing.africans love you,i love you.

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