Britney Spears’s boobs of doom finally harnessed by bra of sanity


These photos are from two days ago, so my bad for not catching the breaking news before now. Look – Britney is wearing a bra! Hurray! It was just last week that we heard about Jamie Spears ordering mandatory bra-wearin’ for his daughter Britney. Although Jamie might make some questionable calls on Britney’s general well-being, I was all for the mandatory bra rule, and I’m happy to see that it’s being enforced.


Three sidenotes: first, Britney’s expression in the above photo is cracking me up. She looks like she’s f-cked up but trying to act sober. It’s a funny look to me. Second point: is that Britney’s real hair? At first I thought she was wearing a wig, but now I’m thinking… busted weave? Third point – although Brit is wearing a bra, I don’t think it’s her correct size. Daddy needs to buy her a C-cup, methinks.

Anyway, Brit is headed to her lawyer’s office in these photos. That is probably why she’s wearing the bra, actually. Because somewhere in Britney’s mind, she has made the association: wandering nipples = insanity. She put on her bra and is trying to prove to her lawyers that her lojacked nips mean that she’s ready to take care of herself. We’ll see. I’ll believe there is substantial improvement when I see Britney wearing a bra every day for a month.

Meanwhile, Britney’s songs might be used for an upcoming episode of Glee, so says Glee creator Ryan Murphy:

Good news for Britney Spears and Glee fans: series creator Ryan Murphy tells EW that an all-Britney episode of the hit Fox musical, an idea floated by Spears’ manager via twitter on April 21 after Tuesday’s all-Madonna Glee, is actually being considered. Says Murphy, “I’m interested in the Britney Spears idea. I’ve always loved her. I’m entertaining it. I think young kids would like that.”

Murphy also says that he’s contemplating doing similar hour tributes to Billy Joel, Led Zeppelin, and, even, Courtney Love! “I actually ran into Courtney Love the other day and talked to her,” says Murphy. “She’s interested. I would love to have the kids do a Courtney Love episode one day.”

But he stresses that with all of these artists it really all comes down to the music and how it fits in the Glee universe. “The key is the songs in the catalogue have to have a certain degree of theatricality,” says Murphy.

[From Entertainment Weekly]

That might be cute. I don’t know, whatever. I don’t watch the show. I’ve heard that since it’s come back, Glee has lost something? Maybe it got too overexposed too quickly? That’s what I like about Lost. Everyone talked about it for about a month when it first came on, and then people started losing interest once the storylines became too complicated, and now it’s just me and the f-cking diehards, sitting this bitch out until the bitter end. Sigh… no Lost this week. I was truly devastated. Do you think Britney watches Lost? Probably not.


Britney in LA on April 27, 2010. Credit: Fame Pictures.

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  1. Wow says:

    Good to know.

  2. Vi says:

    that thing around her neck looks terrible and the jewellry is overkill, get rid of that and fix her hair and she’d be looking good. she just has no style that’s the problem

  3. lucy2 says:

    Good work on the bra, Jamie. Now just do something about the busted weave!

  4. Melissa says:

    Why is she wearing a choker?? Is it 1993??

  5. Chelly says:

    Her nipples still very much pop out. Y r they always hard?! Not even a bra can hide those puppies!

  6. CourtneyH says:

    She needs an actual bra with lining to shape and cover those babies. I suppose we’ll have to be satisfied with this for now, though.

    Also, I don’t know why she’s still getting crappy weaves. Shouldn’t her hair be long enough to style on its own by now? The head-shaving incident was over 3 years ago.

  7. Rachel says:

    Get thee to a stylist!!! I chose not to comment for a very long time because obviously she has severe mental problems, but this is ridiculous! The clothes, the hair, the makeup!

    Kaiser, you forgot a sidenote: Obviously she has decided since she can’t let the girls out to play, she’ll flaunt her hatred of the bra by letting the straps hang out.

  8. Sumodo1 says:

    She’d be right at home in a trailer park. No offense to the trailer park.

  9. caitlinsmommy says:

    Goodness, that is the busted weave of doom- rather than the boobs of doom. the bra is an improvement even if it is too small, but that weave needs serious attention.

  10. Melanie says:

    Boobs of doom harnessed by the bra of sanity is the best headline ever. Kaiser you are the funniest girl!

  11. Novaraen says:

    That weave of hers is awful…and yeah, that short part in the back should be a lot longer by now…like someone said…it’s been 3 years!! My hair would be past my shoulders in 3 years.

  12. irishserra says:

    I’m not a fan of Britney and I don’t think she’s a pretty girl, but she does look a sight better than she has in a while.

  13. Naye in VA says:

    I too Kaiser was highly upset that this weeks episode of Lost was a re-run. I usually watch via on demand but i actually stayed my butt at home to watch on Tuesday.

    So me and my dad ended up with a marathon of Bridezilla lol

    I cannot comment on Britney because it all speaks for itself in the photos. But an episode of Glee with all Britney songs would probably be cool as hell.

  14. Carrie says:

    That’s why I love Lost now as well- because being a fan of Lost says something about your ability to withstand a whole heap of ridiculousness.

  15. Lisa says:

    Oh my stars she looks a hot mess!!! Poor thing!! Her hair is rediculous…the choker, well I remember girls wearing those in the ninties to the skate center….and the bra is way to small for her breast so much as to the point they only cover half of them and it’s probably a training bra that she wore when she still went to the skating center along with the choker that she must have found in the same box as old stuff!!!

  16. Roma says:

    Obviously a brand new bra – look at how white the straps are!

    Oh Britney. Why are you so opposed to a brush and straightening iron? Weaves are okay, but you have got to maintain that shit.

  17. Ellen Smith says:

    Trailer trash. Nuf said.

  18. asiont says:

    wow! she does look trashy

  19. Victoria says:

    TAcky tacky girl. So is Coke one her sponsors? Can Starbucks no longer afford her?

  20. malina says:

    you gotta love her lol

  21. Icecat says:

    The thing around her neck looks like it might have been in her hair at one point. That’s all I can think of..

  22. Missmilly says:

    She is seriously going to start looking like Courtney Love soon if she’s not careful….

  23. malina says:

    That’s quite biased to put such an unfavourable picture on the front side when it’s obvious it’s just a matter of milliseconds to come out like that.
    I feel bad for her because she actually was genuinly smiling at paparazzi probably thinking she looked good – all of that only to be bashed… 🙁

  24. amanda says:

    The choker necklaces are straight up 1990’s! LOL

  25. Tia C says:

    She always looks trashy. Evidently she always will.

  26. Snarf says:

    Britney probably has trouble following a 30 second commercial, y’all.

  27. El Predicto says:

    Wanna bet theres a big ole hickey behind that choker?

  28. annaloo says:

    All the MONEY this girl has and she still looks like she works at McDonalds (no offense mickey d’s workers, but this IS Britney)

    It’s so frustrating.

  29. Camille says:

    She doesn’t need to watch Lost, she is lost. She is a F^*%g Mess!

  30. Crash2GO2 says:

    She looks like she is saying ‘Yeah, I have to wear a bra now, but it ain’t gonna fit or hide nothin’. And I’m still going to look like a hot mess just to piss Daddy off.

  31. VP says:

    She seems so hyper-sexual. She won’t wear a bra, and when she does it’s a demi-cup, a size too small, and falling off. It’s like she doesn’t think she looks good unless she looks like a broke-down hooker ala “Starsky and Hutch” (I’m talking the original TV show – those were some beat-down hos).

  32. gg says:

    In response to the mandate of Tha Jamie Spears, she picks the most ill-fitting garment in her drawer and lets the straps hang out. Nice.

  33. Allie says:

    Ok so I size people for bras like all day and I JUST WANT TO SIZE HER!!! AHHHHH!!!! It’s making my teeth itch.

  34. anonymous says:

    I agree she is looking spaced out here & whoever said Courtney Love nailed it if she is back to her old tricks.

  35. jr23 says:

    If she dos not like bras she shouldn’t
    wear them she looks fine. she needs to
    worry about real problems in life.
    and if her next album sells and the toor follows she should go back to La and enjoy the rest of her hopefully long life.
    paparazzi suck take there pictures at events not the homes and shopping let the stars have a life

  36. Mischa says:

    Oh Britney, you’re such a hot mess!

  37. Kittypants says:

    Amazing how someone with so much money can still manage to look so cheap.

  38. coconut says:

    i agree with jr23: britney doesn’t need to wear a bra…but if she’s going to, get sized right. bras can be sexy too. she could wear a low cut shirt and have the lace showing…

    with the bad weave, disco makeup, 90s choker, ill fitting bra, etc., she reminds me of 30yo+ women who appear on What Not to Wear because they insist on channeling their teenage selves, in a state of denial. she would look great if she moved herself to the next decade fashion wise and maintained a lot better.

  39. Missfit says:

    I feel bad for her, I really do. I don’t think she’s fully recuperated from her mental state. I don’t think that’s any way to go to your lawyers office, she’s not dressed appropriately. Maybe some nice black slacks, simple white button up shirt and her hair pulled back. Even if she were to wear a simple shirt and jeans out in public, with some sneakers or flip flops instead of boots, she would look just fine, instead of trying so hard. Maybe shaving her head was a good thing, so some new fresh hair can come out, the weaves are not working. :/ Poor thing, what she needs is to get away from CA and Hollywood in general.

  40. Ayla says:

    Someone hand Britney a bottle of Shampoo, Conditioner and a hairbrush STAT!!