Mariah Carey wants you to know she can still hit the high notes. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Paris Hilton wears Moschino in NYC, with her little dog. [RCFA]
Sofia Vergara is fighting back against thyroid cancer. [Wonderwall]
Eddie Murphy is still dating Paige whatsherface. [Moe Jackson]
This year’s Simpsons Halloween episode wasn’t that great. [The Blemish]
More Pumpkin Patch photo-ops! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Justin Bieber is probably banging Barbara Pavlin now. [IDLY]
Kris Jenner doesn’t know if Bruce Jenner is transitioning. [Bitten & Bound]
Lena Dunham talks about losing her virginity. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Some of Oscar de la Renta’s best red carpet moments. [The Frisky]
Hannibal Buress has no time for Bill Cosby. [Gawker]
Lana del Rey is such a goth girl. [PopBytes]
I am a huge MC fan. I am not saying you can sing very high notes, as a matter of a fact I still believe you can great the Beatles no.1’s on the hot billboard single chart, but Mariah you need to get it together.
As a huge MC fan, can you tell me wtf she is wearing on her pinky finger?
diamond encrusted hello kitty cat toy spring.
Yet one that elusively transforms into an ethereal unicorn who gracefully hummingbirds from the Antebellum mittens of the Chantuese Choupette.
this woman is ridiculously pathetic, but in her own unique way.
I love watching and analyzing MC videos. She’s “cleaning” her hotel room? In shades and a silk robe? I’m also pretty sure after she says tank top she says “is that what they’re called?”
WHO IS LEAVING ALL THE DIRTY TANK TOPS AROUND? I must know. How could she leave us on this cliffhanger???
I havering a clue.
Why not a clothes-hanger?
Mariah would walk 500 miles for that hanger, I guarantee. It must be a total sophisticat (?) leaving a trail of dirty tank tops in his wake. That or K-Fed. I bet he does the same.
Did you really just bring two Scottish dudes into this?
BUT would she walk 500 more?
William whatshisuglyface is getting a Google alert on his computer, about Lena Dunham, and a bigger alert somewhere else, if you know what I mean. He clearly has a thing for her.
It’s kind of great how the Hannibal Buress joke is spot on, and timely, in terms of which changing attitudes should prevail.
Gah I love Hannibal Buress 4eva.
*some of the comments on that article are awesome. Not like me and you awesome, but awesome nonetheless.
I think Bill’s attorney has commandeered the thread.
Dude I’ve already been given a talking to and had something very very funny poofed & erased. I’m not talking to you again until you duck duck go “Paul Mooney Dahmer” because I want the f-cking recipe!
Did you dead baby someone again or what? You mean the hair and cannibal joke on Mooney?
Yassss! Finally somebody who understands me. Except I can’t fathom how you can Meep AND Mooney. Who are you?!
Who can’t Meep and Mooney? Once you’ve been McMuppeted, the world is a cold and dark place. It hardens a person.
Word on the street is he looks like the Artist Formerly Known as Renee McZellwegger.
Word on the street is that Beep is the artist formerly known as mimif .
Yes, well I will confess, I am Beep, brother of Meep.
There will be retribution. 💩
*discreetly giggles*
Funny how the Bill Cosby sex assaults just kind of….went away. I had kind of forgotten about all of it myself. I remembered I didn’t like him and that there were some skeevy things associated with him. Good PR people? Or do we just not want to think of him as ‘that kind of person?’
I know. Right? It was more than just good PR people. Those women all got bought off. I did google it because I had forgotten. I knew something way back when, but no details. 13 women folks! 13! That is astronimically disturbing.
YES, I’d honestly never heard of any allegations against Bill Cosby before. Why is no one talking about it? Gah, I loved the Cosby Show and I am shocked .. but really ? Why is this being swept under the rug?
Bill is worth around $400 million. He can afford nearly everything. Including paying off women. And judges. And the press.
Fergie & Josh D’s son is both freakin adorable and beautiful. Talk about sweet curls.
I’ve seen 300 pics of Josh holding Axl and maybe 2 pics where she is holding him. Have you seen more? He seems to take that baby everywhere with him, her almost never alone with Axl. Maybe he’s the house husband.
I was going to write something about this but decided to hold back. Glad you did. I hope that she is healthy. I know that she has been working on a new album, but she doesn’t look so good in the picture at the pumpkin patch. Plus, there are rarely photos of Fergie and Josh together. I think Josh is probably spending a lot of time at home, but he seems like a really sweet dad, and I know from earlier interviews, he has always wanted to be a dad. I hope Fergie is on board.
I love MC
I think like Whitney,she is coming to the realization that her voice is not what it was.It happens to everyone.That coupled with her divorce has her in a bad place.She has always been insecure about her looks and her mixed heritage
Her voice is still great but it will never be like it was.That applies to Aretha ,Barbara,Whitney,etc
I hope she gets it together for herself and “dem babies”.
When Whitney was trying for her first comeback, I thought that the arrangements were off. Even if she didn’t abuse drugs, I would think her voice would have deepened through age anyway. Someone should alter the styling to accommodate the vocal range of stars as they get older to suit their abilities.
I always feel a little bad for singers who have had a reputation for their talent when their voices start to deteriorate. It must be a little hard emotionally, when that’s basically what your career and image has been built around. It seems like a good voice can work against you a little bit in some ways. If a singer with a crappy or somewhat underwhelming voice gives a slightly-better-than-their-usual performance, people will be like, “Oh my god, look at that amazing performance Katy/Miley/Britney just gave!” but then if a superior vocalist does a performance that isn’t as good or makes a mistake, people will be like, “This is terrible! She is so overrated,” even if their faultier performance is still as good as or better than those common singers’ average performances.
I wish I could have her for a few days so I could make her over. You could do a bang up job on a MC makeover as really nothing is going to look worse than what she always parades around in and looks like.
The Oscar de la Renta slide show is great. My all time favorite gown is there, the one Anne Hathaway wore to the Oscars a few years back (not the year she won).
She’s hit higher notes than that.
She sounds like a dolphin!
Why do celebs think anybody else cares about their virginity???????