It’s really wild to watch Joe Rogan, a 58-year-old man who gleefully endorsed Donald Trump and weaponized his bro-fans against Kamala Harris, learn about geopolitics in real time, decades after he should have cared enough to educate himself. Again, Rogan is 58!! He was 34 years old on September 11th, 2001! Rogan was 41 when President Obama was elected! Rogan turned 50 years old during Donald Trump’s first term!! Why is he acting like a newborn baby when it comes to any of this? It’s like they always say, it’s not that Trump’s supporters actually have strong beliefs or political views about anything. Trump’s supporters are idiots. They’re just stupid. There’s no “economic anxiety.” There’s no “peace president.” They’re just stupid. And man, Rogan is f–king stupid. We talked about Rogan’s newfound shock over Trump’s lies yesterday, but did you also know that Rogan talked about Trump’s age?

Joe Rogan, the influential podcast host, said on his show Tuesday that the war in Iran was “crazy” and had left Americans feeling “betrayed” by President Trump, describing the conflict as a sharp reversal from the policies that the president had campaigned on.

“It just seems so insane,” said Mr. Rogan, who endorsed Mr. Trump in 2024 and said he still texted with him on occasion. “He ran on no more wars: End these stupid, senseless wars. And then we have one that we can’t even really clearly define why we did it.”

Contrasting the war in Iran with the U.S. military operation in January that captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro, Mr. Rogan said that “neither thing made any sense” but that Mr. Maduro’s capture was “at least clean.”

“They go in, kidnap him, get him out,” he said. “This one’s nuts.”

Rogan also admitted he is ‘spooked’ by 79-year-old Donald Trump’s health as he continues to strike Iran. Speaking on Rogan’s most recent podcast, guest Konstantin Kisin joked that it was a huge mistake for Ayatollah Ali Khamenei to say: ‘Let’s f*** with that guy.’

‘Right, he’s 80, he doesn’t have much to lose,’ Rogan replied. ‘That’s the scary thing about old leaders — it’s like, death is imminent. It’s within a decade, if you’re lucky. That’s spooky,’ he added. Trump is set to turn 80 years old on June 14. Should Trump survive his entire second term, he will pass Joe Biden by five months and become the oldest president in US history.

‘You’re making decisions for babies and children and the future of the world, if everything goes great,’ Rogan, 58, said.

[From The NY Times and the Daily Mail]

A 58-year-old man just learned that actions have consequences, you guys. He’s learning that after he voted for the leopards to eat his face, they are in fact eating his face. He’s learning that if you f–k around, you will inevitably find out. It’s really mindblowing to not only have an administration led by some of the dumbest, most incompetent people in the country, but to also watch as all of these f–king MAGA dumbasses learn that they were lied to and treated like marks.

Screencap from the Joe Rogan Experience’s YouTube. Additional photos courtesy of Avalon Red, Backgrid.