Conan O’Brien announces his new late-night show on TBS
Brad Pitt’s parents come to Venice, babysit the twins alone
Tiger loses the Masters; Elin Woods heads out alone to visit her sick mother
Gerard Butler is still in Paris, boning his hot new girlfriend
Jon Gosselin predictably wants to do another Jon & Kate show
Mario Lopez made his girlfriend get lipo & a boob job
Lady Gaga wants her monsters to be celibate
