Clash of the no-talent twits: Mischa Barton vs. Ashlee Simpson
“Penelope Cruz on cover of Vogue, DS, & Vanity Fair” morning links
Slumdog Millionaire star lands role on ’24’
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel are no-shows at casino opening
Tom Sizemore caught on camera stealing cell phones; may go back to jail
Are Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller already having marriage problems?
Pres. Obama is wonkish & charming on ‘The Tonight Show’
Joe Jonas has a Miley Cyrus-esque racist photo scandal
Angelina Jolie is the number one ‘yummy mummy’
