“Scientology guard kills samurai swordsman” morning links
Rosie O’Donnell thinks the argument with Elisabeth on The View was planned
Alex Rodriguez drops out of Kabbalah classes, pissing off Madonna
Nicolette Sheridan and David Spade make out a restaurant
“A Colbert Christmas” puts a new spin on the holiday variety show
Aniston: ‘America’s sweetheart to America’s spinster’ (not our words)
Michelle Williams cries in interview discussing Heath Ledger’s death
