David Boreanaz’s blackmailing mistress isn’t Rachel Uchitel after all

This David Boreanaz story just keeps getting grosser and weirder. To catch up on everything that’s happened thus far, just check out yesterday’s post. Since announcing that he’s a gross, dirty cheater on Monday evening, everyone has been playing a weird combination of catch-up and “Guess the hooker”. I felt pretty certain that the mistress who was attempting to blackmail/extort money out of David was Rachel Uchitel, just because that’s the only woman that he’s reportedly had an affair with. Although… in his statement, David did say, “Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities.” Infidelities, plural. So there could be more than one hooker.

And now it appears there is. Radar is reporting that this mistress girl who was allegedly trying to extort money from David is going to make a public statement sometime soon. So claims this woman’s lawyer, Gloria Allred, who also represents Rachel Uchitel. Allred also confirms to Radar that the woman in question is definitely not Uchitel. Hm…

The woman who had an affair with Bones star David Boreanaz is going to tell her story publicly RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Gloria Allred, the woman’s attorney, told RadarOnline.com “Now that Mr. Boreanaz is attacking her she has decided to tell the story of their relationship, so that the truth will come out.”

This is a departure from a statement Monday night when Allred said that because Boreanaz was attacking the woman, “I do expect that she will want to tell the story of their relationship” but stopped short of saying that the woman would definitely come forward.

But Allred confirmed to RadarOnlne.com on Tuesday that the woman has now decided she will now go public and tell the story of her affair.

“She is not going to be intimidated,” Allred told RadarOnline.com.

The Boreanaz affair has become one of the most contentious public battles in recent memory, with Allred representing the unnamed lawyer and L.A. heavyweight lawyer Marty Singer repping Boreanaz.

Boreanaz announced Monday that he had an affair, saying he was doing it because the woman was demanding money. The words “extortion” has been used repeatedly by Boreanaz team in connection to this situation. And Boreanaz did, in fact, pay the woman twice but balked when she demanded six figures and hired Allred.

Singer is outraged at what he perceives as the growing trend of extortion of public figures by people who threaten to expose their affairs. Allred said she was retained after Singer attempted to contact Boreanaz’s mistress.

“Marty Singer attempted to contact a woman who had a romantic relationship with David Boreanaz. She then retained me. (This woman was not Rachel Uchitel.) I then contacted Mr. Singer on her behalf to find out why Mr. Singer was calling her. We discussed the possible resolution of my client’s legal claims against Mr. Boreanaz by mediation. My client has not told her story to the press, but now that Mr. Boreanaz is attacking her she has decided to tell the story of their relationship, so that the truth will come out. This baseless attack by David Boreanaz and his highly paid legal mouth piece in an apparent effort to divert attention from his client’s extramarital infidelity will not succeed. If they think that I or my client will be intimidated they are wrong.”

Allred told RadarOnline.com that the woman has not decided how or where she will tell her story. She also said that in response to reports Rachel Uchitel is going to have a press conference denying she attempted to extort Boreanaz, “Rachel has no press conference scheduled with me. I have no plans for that.”

As RadarOnline.com revealed, Uchitel had an affair with Boreanaz before she had an affair with Tiger Woods. Her affair with Boreanaz was first exposed by Star magazine.

“Rachel has not asserted any claim against David Boreanaz in the past,” Allred told RadarOnline.com. “I have no comment on their relationship.”

And when asked about Rachel’s multi-million dollar payoff from Tiger Woods, a fact first reported by RadarOnine.com, Allred said: “Rachel has no comment on Tiger Woods.”

[From Radar]

Here’s what I think happened: David was screwing around on his wife with multiple women, at various times. I think one of those women was Rachel Uchitel, and I think Uchitel probably left David when she hooked up with a bigger fish, Tiger Woods. I think that either David continued to screw around his wife after Uchitel (perhaps late 2009), or he had a mistress before Uchitel (which would be roughly mid to late 2008). I think that this second mistress is the one asking for money – allegedly.

Let’s call the second mistress Hooker McWhorepants. I think McWhorepants began asking for money when she realized that being a mistress could conceivably pay well, especially after seeing what happened with Tiger Woods’ girls. I would also buy that McWhorepants didn’t realize that she was, in effect, extorting money from David – after all, the line does get blurred somewhere between “I love you, you should tell your wife” and “Can you put a down payment on a condo so we’ll have somewhere nice to do it?” And when she tried to get more money, and David got his lawyers and his representatives involved, McWhorepants got scared and went running to The Savior of the Hookers, Gloria Allred. And I think Allred is now trying to secure McWhorepants with a nice settlement by continuing to threaten that McWhorepants will “tell all” about the affair.

Even though I think David is totally douchey for the affairs and the mistresses, I have to say that in his situation, he’s going at it the right way. From a PR perspective, he’s smart. He told the story of his affair(s) on his terms, to People Magazine, and he managed to divert enough attention to the possible criminal actions of his mistress so that he didn’t take the full hit for being a douchey cheater.

You know what else I thought, jokingly, when I was reading this? “I wonder if the mistress is Emily Deschanel.” Seriously, now that I know David bones (get it?) women other than his wife, I totally think he and Emily are hittin’ it.

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  1. YT says:

    “Allred told RadarOnline.com that the woman has not decided how or where she will tell her story.” … Does this mean she hasn’t found a tabloid to buy her story or she is waiting for a higher payout from a tabloid?

    Allred can spin it any way she wishes, but it is still extortion, and Allred is a party to the extortion. It doesn’t help that Allred is backing the threat of going to the press.

    The guys in L.A. must be starting to get nervous that every time they hook up with someone there is potential for blackmail, especially from the hookers.

  2. Popcorny says:

    Shit. Now Rachel and Gloria are gonna extort err sue all our asses for believing that David’s extortionist was Rachel.
    I’m serious, they need to investigate/stop Gloria All-green for this BS extortion routine.

  3. Bonnie says:

    Isn’t this the same thing that pretty much happened with David Letterman? Isn’t this woman guilty of extortion and Gloria Aldred as well for trying to extort money to keep her silence?

    The man that extorted Letterman received 6 months. Maybe McWhorepants should also get 6 months in jail. And then Gloria can lose her license and we won’t ever hear from her and her Whores-R-Us business again.

    And may I also mention that people seem to gloss over that Letterman also cheated. How so??? Why isn’t he getting all this flack????????

  4. canadianchick says:

    What a depressing commentary on humanity-all these cheating stories are not saying much about us as a species. Or maybe I’m bummed because it’s raining.

  5. cedar falls says:

    “Now that Mr. Boreanaz is attacking her she has decided to tell the story of their relationship, so that the truth will come out.”

    Gloria, we’re not stupid – either the mistress threatened to tell all about their affair or she didn’t. If she didn’t, then why the hell would DB go and out himself as a Grade-A sleazebag to the press? IMHO the best thing the girl in question can do is try and preserve some remaining dignity and skulk off back under the rock she came from while she still has her anonymity.

  6. Tess says:

    Apologies for an off topic question. But his pictures remind me of Brad Pitt’s costar in “A River Runs Through It,” the actor who played Pitt’s brother. His name is Scott something.

    I thought he was very good…anybody know whatever happened to him?

  7. snowball says:

    Last night on Chelsea Lately, they had a segment that totally went off on Allred being the go-to for whores. I think they said something about her being like an ice cream truck driving down the street and all the whores running out chasing after it, “I’m a whore!”

    She’s (Allred) the skankiest bitch – even bigger than the mistresses. She’s the one dragging the women out in front of the cameras, milking the situations for all they’re worth, making them all, “poor me,” stories. Guess she dropped that big stripper/porn star Jesse James whore thing she was all hot about last week now that this one’s out.

    Boreanaz is a pig (is this dumptruck of sleaze going to end anytime soon?), I feel sorry for his wife, but it’s true this has been brewing a while and his wife had to know it was coming and has stayed with him so far. Ugh.

  8. YT says:

    Tess, do you mean Craig Sheffer?

  9. krissy_kitty says:

    Ho, sit down and STFU!!! I am really getting tired of these ho’s trying to capitalize off the destruction of these families… Yes the married man is to blame as much as the little ho, but threatening to go public because your feelings got hurt, or you see an opportunity to get money/famous is sinking low, real low.. The fact that you slept w/a married man says all anyone needs to know about you.

  10. Tess says:

    @ YT

    Yup!!! Thanks!

  11. e says:

    I have thought he and Emily were hittin’ it for a while now but I also think she would keep her mouth shut.

  12. DoMaJoReMc says:

    @krissy_kitty: I AGREE!

    Sometimes it’s the simplest views that are the most logical. It’s simple. He cheats and the ‘I-sleep-with-a-married-man-and-deserve-money-for-it’ whores get ticked off when they don’t get the white picket fence, etc. they go running to Allred. She is an enabler of extortionists. Also, if a whore sleeps with a man for money, isn’t she a prostitute? Isn’t prostitution illegal? EXTORTION…PERIOD!

  13. zippy says:

    I feel bad for the wives and families of these cheaters but maybe all this BS with these mistresses will make some of them think twice before cheating.
    I also thing someone needs to investigate Gloria and have her license revoked.
    Its one thing for these skanks to ruin someone’s family life and another to expect payment for doing it and not exposing it.

  14. Jenny says:

    Sigh, I miss the days when sleeping with a married man was something to be ashamed of and something society frowned upon, not a way to jump start your career/get your hands on some easy cash.
    Don’t get me wrong, I have NO respect for the duochebags cheating on their wives either…

  15. Jo says:

    He cheated on his first wife Ingrid something all the time and also with Sarah Michelle Gellar.. ck out famoushookups.com under the letter D..

  16. Whatever says:

    Hooker McWhorepants almost made me choke on my tea! too funny. Seriously, when did being a mistress become a career? I don’t get why anyone would want to be famous as a ho who screwed some famous dude. Makes no sense.

  17. Sandz says:

    I remember a time when these ho’s knew ‘their place’!! Not to be seen, not to be heard. They know the dudes are married why do the they have expectations?? These husbands are scum but surely these women know that they are nothing but ass…..but hey if they want money 4 their ‘troubles’ then they can always introduce themeselves as a prostitutes!!!

  18. BW says:

    “Mistress” has always been a career choice, going back centuries. It just doesn’t have much security.

    David’s wife is a former Playboy Playmate. I feel sorry that’s she’s being cheated on as he did marry her. However, if you pose nude for magazines, you’ve got to know that the man who wants to marry you is a sleaze.

  19. jc126 says:

    I don’t know if he’s doing his coworker – I suspect she might have enough self-esteem to insist that her man be her one and only – but I certainly do believe that he had multiple affairs. Didn’t he leave his first wife for Sarah Michelle Gellar?
    Oh, and Allred is totally insufferable at this point.

  20. Mary says:

    You know, everyone comes in here assuming his wife is a victim. It seems to me from her encouragement of his “coming out” and the comments of the mother-in-law that they perhaps have a different understanding than what you, or me, or the next guy has about marriage.

    How do you know, for example, that the wife, who lest we forget once came from the land of “titsoup” (i.e. the playboy mansion hot tub) may not ENJOY threesomes? or maybe she has a practical outlook on sex and is not threatened if he does this so long as she knows? maybe the problem isn’t that he did it but that he didn’t tell her right away.

    My point is YOU DON’T KNOW! We can’t know. Because this is THEIR marriage and their business. Let us focus on the broader problem – that these celebrity mistresses think they are owed something by seducing a penis.

    Cause you know, that’s so hard to do.

    What right do we have to stand in anonymous judgment on peoples lives and choices merely because they are celebrities? It’s nobody’s business, and its absolutley irrelevant to the watching a show he’s in or anything else. You wouldn’t do this in polite society to his face, but saying it here, is ok?

  21. Bodhi says:

    OMG! Allred bitching about someone having a “highly paid legal mouth piece”! Are you freaking kidding me?!

  22. Mouse says:

    Ha ha, Hooker McWhorepants!! Thanks Kaiser. ^-^

    Wow, he sounds like a complete tool. Hm, he and Deschanel do look a little touchy feely in those pics.

  23. Taya says:

    Boreanaz is getting scummier by the second. The Hollywood rumor is that not only has he been screwing around on his wife for most of their 9 year marriage, but while Jamie was in labor for the second time, he was calling one of his whores. If that does not reek of disgusting, I do not know what does. What I also cannot believe is that Jamie’s mother just made a statement and said that her daughter SHOULD stay with David and support him 100%. What a f*cked up mother to have. “Ya David, treat my daughter like crap, humiliate her and I will be behind you all the way”.What an idiot Jamie’s mother is.

    Boreanaz needs to stop playing the victim. He is not victim. He is a dirty, cheating scuzbag. Jamie should leave him, but she did know his past. DB even cheated on his first wife, so he apparently has been a cheating womanizer through all his relationships.

    I always thought that DB was banging Emily Deschanel. She just seems like that type of a man-stealing bitchy actress to me.

  24. Obvious says:

    i will say this. i feel sorry for him. only because no on deserves to be blackmailed about indiscretions, especially not when they have a family.

    that being said we no extortion is a crime. Personally if i were him i would have hired Marty, gone to court gotten a gag order and send her ass to jail.

    wouldn’t that take care of the problem. show the “mistresses” that it’s not easy money.

  25. hmm says:

    Extortion is a crime and if he was being extorted he would have contacted the police not People. He’s no more a victim than any of the other guys, he’s simply trying out a pr move to take the focus off of his scummy behavior.

  26. I should be working says:

    @BW- OUCH! So nekkid/booty models should never expect to find decent men?

  27. nanster says:

    @ Bonnie – you’re right, David Letterman seems to have escaped a lot of the same scrutiny that Tiger Woods and Jesse James have gotten.
    I think David Boreanaz came out with his story now to stop potential payoffs and to avoid creating other career mistresses (because there certainly are more than one).

  28. mike says:

    I’ve got zero sympathy for Borydoche. He was too cheap to pay for a hooker and too dirtbag to be faithful to his wife. Now he’s got a mistress threatening to destroy his image, so he goes on the offensive. Boo hoo.

    This mistress was smart enough to not fall for that old line, “Just wait, I’m gonna leave my wife,” and wanted something for getting her ass tapped. Why not? Why should Borydouche be the only one to get something out of the affair?

    BTW, there most likely hasn’t been any attempts at extortion. If she did in fact try to extort criminally, Borydouche would’ve gone to the police first AND Alfred would not have taken her case. The whole extortion angle is probably Singer’s PR strategy to deflect attention away from Borydouche onto the mistress and intimidate her.

    I’m on the team mistress. Ain’t nothing in the world is free; she should get something for getting her ass tapped. If Borydouche wanted trouble-free ass, he should’ve gone to Europe like De Niro and hire out proper high quality whores. Heck, he could’ve just flown to Canada (just a few hours) and get some ass there.

    No, Borydouche just wanted sex without paying for it and is now finding out that he’s not enough of a Casanova to get free sex.

  29. Slymm27 says:

    Stupid ass men! Why can’t they ever be faithfull.

  30. Theresa says:

    As long as there is a public willing to lay down cash to buy the magazines there will be people willing to “prostitute” themselves (there seems to be no sense of humility either) for their stories. In fact the more salacious, the higher profile the players, the better the pay off. Expect to see this tsunami of bad taste, manners and judgment for some time to come.

  31. Biing says:

    I don’t agree with you Taya, Emily Deschanel isn’t that kind of woman. David seems to be a randy devil, but who are we to judge them ? We are not even concerned! Come on!

  32. Joy says:

    I believe the extortion attempt.

    jc126: Yes, he did.

    Taya: Agree with most of what you said, except the Emily bit.

    Not a fan of Emily, but I agree with you Biing. I’m 100% positive Emily’s not like that and she seems happy with her bf of 2 1/2 years. Plus, she’s practically like family to David.

    Jaime doesn’t deserve to get cheated on, but she knew his past when she married him. Her mom’s an idiot to encourage her to stay.

    David’s been a known cheater in Hollywood circles for years. He’s been cheating their entire marriage. He does it all the time. Big fan of his, but it’s true. There have been many women.