Heather Mills’ too-short onesie & thigh-high boots: trashy or classy?

StreetDance 3D - World Film Premiere - Inside Arrivals

Is this Heather Mills’ best look? Of course not. But it’s not really her worst, either, and it pains me to admit that. I mean, a 42-year-old woman in a short, tight onesie and thigh-high boots? And yet, somehow she comes close to pulling it off. The Daily Mail is trying to make it seem like this outfit on Heather is catastrophic, labeling it a case of “mutton dressed as lamb”. Of course, I do believe there’s some cameltoe action happening in some of these photos, so maybe Heather should have gotten a better fit?

It’s an oh-so-trendy film featuring the likes of super-cool Britain’s Got Talent acts Flawless and Diversity. So when Heather Mills got an invite to the premiere of StreetDance, it seems she was intent on trying to be as hip as possible for her red-carpet arrival.

The ex Mrs Paul McCartney squeezed into an extremely short, tight playsuit, complete with thigh-high legging-style boots and her blonde locks cropped tight.

It was a customary attention-grabbing effort at London’s Leicester Square as she pouted and played up to the cameras.

Of course for Heather, who has a prosthetic left leg, pulling off the look alone was an impressive feat, keeping it pinned and fastened in all the right places. But dare we say at 42, it was perhaps a bit too youthful for the charity campaigner.

[From The Daily Mail]

Oh, I forgot about her leg! I really did. That prosthetic is so realistic, and with those boots, you can never tell.

The last we heard from Heather, she was admitting that she had already blown through her massive divorce settlement from Paul McCartney in less than two years. Apparently she’s still enough of a “celebrity” to get invited to premieres, so I’ve got to wonder how she’s financing her lifestyle these days. Who is keeping her in onesies and thigh-high boots?

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44 Responses to “Heather Mills’ too-short onesie & thigh-high boots: trashy or classy?”

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  1. Kayleigh says:

    Did she have a stroke? And I totally forgot she has a prosthetic. If just everyone that needed it was fortunate enough to get the type of prosthetic she has.

  2. Green Is Good says:

    Her hair is straight up awful, and that outfit is hideous. This is what she’s blowing her massive child-support payments on? Blech.

    And what’s going on with her face? She’s morphing into the Wicked Witch of the West.

  3. Constance says:

    Oi vey! Will she just drop into a clinic and get the lobotomy she so richly deserves?

  4. GatsbyGal says:

    Gross and trashy, yes, especially on a woman her age. She looks like a hooker.

  5. Kathy says:

    If the shorts had been a skirt I’d have liked it better. The earrings look cheap. She could have done better with those. Otherwise, not a huge mistake. Like the top of the onesie. Her hair is current with a lot of trends.

  6. Malorie says:

    Me thinks she thinks she´s Sharon Stone.

  7. Attagirl says:

    Once a ho, always a ho….

  8. Victoria says:

    Her face has always been like that, I noticed it before she married Sir Paul. I think her smile is crooked, it makes her “look” deranged. (sp)

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  10. embertine says:

    POLTERWANG!!! I hate everything about her so I can’t really be objective. Like the boots, like the grey palette with her skin tone, hate her with the burning loathing of a thousand fiery suns.

  11. Joan says:

    I don’t think that outfit would flatter many people and I don’t know why in the world she is dressed like that. Even so, she is a beautiful woman. I find that hairstyle very becoming on her.

  12. RHONYC says:

    i gave my boyfriend permission to shoot me between the eyes if i start doing this crap in my 40’s.

    i pray that i never develop that…”oh, i am still the same size as i was in my 20’s, so i can wear that” syndrome. ugh.


  13. Ugh says:

    I wonder why she is looking more and more like Paul. Maybe some sort of secret plastic surgery to make her look more like him?? She seems straight up crazy. Maybe that’s where all her money went???

  14. lucy2 says:

    No matter what she wears, the words “classy” and “Heather Mills” should never be in the same sentence.

  15. snowball says:


    Every time I hear that she blew through that divorce settlement already, everything else in the room goes into whiteout for a few moments.

    I can’t comprehend how you can actually spend that much money and still look and sound like a piece of gutter trash. And I think that outfit and the makeup are both total fails. Nothing matches and neither work with her skintone or body.

    (now why does *that* have to be moderated? Or is it me?)

  16. Lenore says:

    It always amazes me that she was ever a model, when she seems completely unable to pose or make a halfway sane face for the cameras. She always, always, always looks demented.

  17. Bee says:

    She looks like someone who charges by the hour. And I’m not talking about a psychiatrist.

  18. Tia C says:

    I think any woman of ANY age would look ridiculous in this outfit. It is just not an attractive look, although I agree with Kathy that the top of the onesie looks nice. JUST the top though.

    She and Randy Quaid’s wife, Evi, look like long-lost psycho twins.

  19. gg says:

    She’s always pushes beyond good taste with her clothes. I am reminded of the awful two-piece belly-baring monstrosity she wore once with Paul.

    Her twisted, always-whining mouth is very distracting.

  20. a says:

    I think that is her answer to a short skit while covering her prosthetic leg… but she should have stuck with a short skirt!

  21. guesty says:

    the boots are smokin if they weren’t worn by hm…

  22. Spring says:

    Has she had a stroke or does she have Bell’s Palsy or something? Her face is so crooked and weird…
    Of course on a nice person I’d look right past that. But she’s such a vicious wretch; it makes everything that much worse.
    She looks sad and awful in this get-up.

  23. Holycow says:

    That has serious camel toe potential. Not good. I do like the boots though.

  24. irishserra says:

    If she wasn’t such a nut job I think I could buy it…

  25. Lady D says:

    POLTERWANG:…Phantom penis effect certain pants have upon the female form. You are too funny embertine

  26. Tory says:

    I think the woman in the background is laughing one of those shocked, appalled, embarrassed-for-her laughs. It’s almost a cute outfit, just not on her

  27. Jess says:

    How does a woman with no ass try so hard to show off her body like this?

  28. jessica says:

    I like the outfit, not the face.

  29. Alarmjaguar says:

    I agree — don’t hate the top or the boots (though I wouldn’t have worn them together b/c they seem to be different colors), but the shorts must go!

  30. Heather Mills is pretty damn hot – but she needs to lose the boy haircut. What was she thinking???

  31. Crista says:

    I feel bad for her. 🙁 I know she’s evil, etc., but something about her seems sad.

  32. kelbear says:

    The boots just do not match that weird outfit.

  33. Anti-icon says:

    This is a sad outfit for a pathetic person. I feel so sorry for the little girl she is raising. Can’t believe she’s already blown through all that cash. Shame.

  34. LolaBella says:

    Are these onesies coming back??? If so, I have a whole bunch of them I saved from the late nineties! 😉

    I like the top of the outfit, if this was a simple dress or even a jumpsuit it would look much better.

    I like her boots (not with this outfit).

    That is a really good quality prosthetic leg she has; it’s very authentic looking.

  35. Chris J says:

    Her outfit is better than the chick in the tutu-skirt behind her, which isn’t saying much really.

  36. Danielle says:

    The view from the back is not flattering. at. all.

  37. One thing says:

    Just thought i should point out that her prosthetic leg starts below the knee, so the boot completely cover it meaning you can’t actually see, in this outfit, how good a leg she actually has.

  38. fizXgirl314 says:

    I can never tell that this woman is missing a leg. She never plays the handicap card and she’s gotten really far… even marrying a beatle… That kind of makes her a hero in my book.. I feel disabled when I get a pimple for chrissake :-/

  39. Mistral says:

    She’s crazy, but she does have a nice body. Don’t like the outfit, though.

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  41. Cindy Kennedy says:

    I think she looks smashing.

  42. Aussie Mama says:

    Too old for that slag!

  43. IriD says:

    Anything using the words “onesie” and “thigh high boots” could not be considered classy by any definition of the word. Nor could most of the outfits you put to this question. I will be skipping the rest of this series…I see no point in pretending there is really any question on which side of the trashy/classy divide these outfits land.

  44. jmflynny says:

    That outfit looks like a losing design from Project Runway.

    Who the hell designed it?