Lindsay Lohan lied about working in Texas during her hearing yesterday

Lindsay Lohan attends probation status hearing in Beverly Hills, California

Yesterday, CB and I made a little wager – a ten dollar bet on when Lindsay would set off her SCRAM bracelet/anklet. CB thought that Lindsay wouldn’t be wearing the SCRAM thing until today, so she bet that Lindsay would go out partying last night. My bet was that it would take 48 hours for Lindsay to set the damn thing off. Well, the bet wasn’t really fair, because Lindsay got fitted for the SCRAM yesterday, right after her court appearance. So she didn’t go out partying last night, but I have high hopes for tonight. By the way, did you know that she has to wear the SCRAM when she showers? Also, apparently it’s really, really easy to beat the SCRAM system – E! News has a piece about all of the various ways people can “fool” the monitor, including dunking your ankle in a bucket of ice while you drink, which seems like a bad idea, honestly.

Also – one of Lindsay’s complaints during yesterday’s hearings was that she wouldn’t be allowed to leave town. Linds protested that she had a film to do in Texas. Well, guess what cracked-out lie several outlets jumped on? Yep:

Lindsay Lohan made it clear to the court that she didn’t wanna wear a SCRAM bracelet because she thought it would get in the way of an upcoming movie shoot in Texas — problem is, no such shoot exists.

TMZ has contacted the producers of the only two motion picture projects Lindsay is currently attached to — “Machete” and “Inferno” — and they both made it very clear that LiLo has no business in Texas.

A rep for “Machete” tells us there ARE additional scenes being shot in Texas but, “according to the director, they don’t include [Lindsay].”

As for “Inferno,” a rep tells us, “The Linda Lovelace biopic doesn’t plan on starting shooting ’till the beginning of August.” Also, it’s not being shot in Texas — so the SCRAM bracelet would have no affect on that film either.

Lindsay’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, relayed Lohan’s excuse to Judge Marsha Revel on Monday — but the judge didn’t buy it anyway … and forced her to SCRAM it up.

[From TMZ]

What’s the bigger lie, that she had a job, or that the job was in Texas? At this point, Lindsay lives every day like it’s Opposite Day. Whatever comes out of her mouth is a lie, no matter if she’s refusing to admit she has alcohol and drug problems, to simple questions about her passport. Oh, LaineyGossip had a good piece about Lindsay yesterday, and Lainey (who was in Cannes) mentioned that she, nor any of the journalists she spoke to, had heard about Lindsay doing any kind of press for Inferno, that Linda Lovelace biopic that Lindsay was supposedly “promoting”. Lying crackhead liar.

Also – Jesus, look how f-cking dirty she is. She just looks like she never bathes.

Lindsay Lohan attends probation status hearing in Beverly Hills, California

Lindsay Lohan attends probation status hearing in Beverly Hills, California

Lindsay Lohan attends probation status hearing in Beverly Hills, California


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  1. Danielle says:

    Never mind how dirty she looks….she looks like a 50 year old housewife on trial for murdering her husband (yeah I watch a lot of “Snapped” LOL)

  2. Julie says:

    I honestly don’t think she is necessarily dirty but the drugs make the skin look so unhealthy that it looks that way. Love the wager BTW! She so can’t stay sober for that long. She’ll either fail or get around the device since it’s apparently so easy.

  3. Kaiser says:

    Danielle – ZOMG, I love “Snapped”! They are addictive, especially when a marathon gets going on the weekend. I can watch like four in a row.

  4. Hautie says:

    Holy crap… Lohan is only 23 and looks that hard. Even at her craziest point, Britney never looked this worn out. It is all just a terrible waste of a girl with talent.

    I love how Lohan even got her lawyer to lie to the Judge. From the lack of no proof she ever lost the passport, had a legit plane ticket home before the lost passport and then the biggie of having a cash paying job to attend in Texas.

    Looks like Lohan is going to have her own lawyer in jail, before she finally gets tossed in.

  5. Lita says:

    Actually those snaps of her in court look like stills from Law & Order. You know, when they get extras to play defendants without speaking parts. What do you bet she was trying her best to look *authentic* but just sort of got the wardrobe (and face bit, for someone early 20′s) completely wrong? Must be kicking herself looking at the rushes (’cause you know – she *does* look)!

  6. Praise St. Angie! says:

    her expressions and body lang in those pics say it all.

    she thinks this is BS and she shouldn’t have to be there – “why are you bothering me with this?!” is what her face says to me.

    from what I’ve been reading, she was ALSO supposed to be trying to secure some funding for the Lovelace movie, hence her “promotional” duties at Cannes. how much you wanna bet NO ONE wants to put up any money for this flick and it never gets made?

    so much for her latest attempt at appearing to be “working”.

  7. meme says:

    wow. second shocker of the morning. hohan lied.

  8. Vee says:

    I love your take on this, it is really comical at this point. Yes, let’s have wagers on when she’ll set off the bracelet. What a wreck!

  9. Leek says:

    That is trash no neighborhood garbage picker will take.

  10. Sarah says:

    I read the title and my first thought was “well of course she did”. lol.

    Also, I love Snapped! (my husband thinks I watch too much though and he’s scared. lmao)

  11. andrea says:

    damn, her fingernails. ew.

    she needs to be hosed down with one of those power hoses the fire department uses.

    such a delicate, fresh-faced angel she is.

  12. zen says:

    ugghhhh…. this is truly LL over-kill now.

  13. Victoria says:

    That cheap dirty look comes from being deydrated and trying to cover it up with massive amounts of makeup. Im 44 and I bet you MONEY that I look younger than her. How old is she? 24?

  14. Relli says:

    I know Snapped is AWESOME!

  15. gloaming says:

    I watched the hearing on TMZ and by the end I just wanted to give her a good slap.

    Lawyer: Mrs Lohan was unable to appear at the last hearing because of her uncle’s funeral.

    Judge: Did she go to the funeral?

    Lawyer: *tumbleweeds*

    Judge: Did she go to his funeral?

    Lawyer: No.

    This Linda Lovelace thing isn’t going to happen.
    Who would pay insurance for her to do a movie?

    My guess is she’s asked her “Director friend” to create some buzz around herself that’s all.

  16. Bonfire Beach says:

    I don’t think she even wore a bra. Klassy!

  17. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Tragic drug addicted mess…I really wish she could see how she looks now, even with all the plastic surgery she has obv had done…

  18. jen says:

    I would kill to be at the club tonight when Lilo asks the bartender for a cosmo and bucket of ice water.

  19. bellaluna says:

    At this point, the only thing that surprises me about Blohan is that she’s not dead yet, and she’s still not in jail.

    Ditto on Snapped!

  20. Gwen says:

    Only Lindsay would wear a top like that to a court date… well, Lindsay and all the other coke whores out there. Did she forget the judge was a female?

  21. Lynne says:

    It’s funny /sad that she thinks that outfit us professional and appropriate. Clearly no class or experience in the real world

  22. ogechi says:

    Am pitying Lindsay and how bad people hate her. Wish she becomes a better person.

  23. Tia C says:

    My first thought on seeing this story was also “of course she did.” She lies about everything! She lives in a little bubble of her own imagination. She (and her mother) really like it there.

    For awhile now Lindsay’s been shamelessly sporting the “rode hard and put away wet” look. She looks SO much older than she is. She’s obviously not taking the best care of herself. I used to root for her because I bought into the notion that she has acting talent, but after viewing a couple of her movies again recently, I no longer have that opinion. The fact of the matter is she is NOT that good of an actor, she overacts, IMO. I hope the walls (legal and otherwise) close in on her and she ends up just going away. Enough of this mess already!!

  24. Persistent Cat says:

    Oh my, that skin. Where’s that beautiful youthful skin that only young people have? I’m 38 and my skin is in better shape.

    I’d consider the bucket of ice if I couldn’t drink. I probably wouldn’t do it but I’d consider it.

  25. mommyesq says:

    Why didn’t the judge sanction her for wearing that awful shirt? Really? She couldn’t button-up for court? Great client-control on the part of her attorney….

  26. Snarf says:

    July 6th = Jail time for Lilo.

  27. Carrie says:

    Calling it right now (along with Praise St. Angie): the Linda Lovelace bio, “Inferno”, is never getting financed.

    Not a chance that anyone, ANYONE, is going to put up the money for this film, especially considering how insanely expensive it will be to insure her…remember back in 2007, when a few reputable directors actually had interest in working with her, but none of them could cover her insurance? And there were rumors that she might have to pay to insure herself? Back when she had money? Well, if they couldn’t insure her in 2007, nobody is going to be able to do it in 2010.

  28. bellaluna says:

    @ ogechi -

    It is not hatred for her; it is disgust. We’re disgusted with her antics, sense of entitlement, selfishness, constant blame of others, constant lies, drunk/cracked out behaviour, hearing her say she’s “fine”, and her ability to be slippery as snot when it comes to evading justice for her actions.

    Until all that stuff stops, she won’t become a “better person.”

  29. Danielle says:

    And to think…when I referred to Snapped I though people would go “huh?”!

  30. Big Mama says:

    Just stop, go away quietly (or not so quietly) just go away.

  31. gg says:

    She probably thought that was appropriate court attire since they dress like sleazeballs on all those stupid “Law” soap shows on TV.

  32. Eileen Yover says:

    Oh man I watched like 24 straight hours of Snapped this weekend while I painted and had insomnia! It freaks my husband out-he always “jokes” I watch it to learn what NOT to do when his time comes. lol
    And yes, Lindsay looks like a dirty homeless dirty Real Housewives of Orange County dirty reject in court for offing her hubby.

  33. Katija says:

    I’m three years older than Lindsay, and she looks like she could be my big sister. Oy. Drink some water, get a facial, and lay OFF the drugs.

    Off to go Google this “Snapped” thing.

  34. TaylorB says:

    what is snapped?

  35. Jazz says:

    I knew it was BS! Anyway, if she was filming they can film around the ankle bracelet, like they do with pregnant actresses sometimes. Same deal with photo shoots, just don’t show her ankles.

    I’m sure all her partying stopped being fun a long long time ago.

  36. Melinda says:

    I love snapped! Those marathons suck you in. My fiance always makes the joke, “I don’t want you to snap!”

    And yes, she needs lots of water and a facial, stat! I can’t believe how old and haggard she looks.

  37. bellaluna says:

    @ TaylorB -

    Snapped is a show on Oxygen about women who’ve “snapped” and killed (or tried to kill) their husbands/boyfriends, and they’re based on true stories. It’s addictive.

  38. Bee says:

    Lindsay Lohan lying is like the sun rising. It’s a given.

  39. lucy2 says:

    She looks horrible, and that shirt is ridiculous.
    It amazes me (sort of) that she thinks she can lie in court, to a judge, and won’t get caught! Especially for something as easily verifiable as film work.

    If she hasn’t set the SCRAM thing off by this weekend, I’m going to assume she gnawed her own foot off to escape it.

  40. tuttle88 says:

    I keep forgetting she is younger than me. Jesus Christ. Also in my court room I’d have told her to button up her fucking shirt. I don’t need to see your tits Lindsay.

  41. MissyA says:

    I love the rationale for getting the SCRAM bracelet off for filming “Inferno” – you can’t shoot a convincing porno with a black box on your ankle! (Well, er. . . you know what I mean!)
    Imagine how tacky an ankle monitor will look in the spread eagle scenes!

    And now her imaginary gig doesn’t shoot till August, and doesn’t shoot anywhere near Texas?

    Triple Fail!

    By the way – why is she so gung-ho on Texas?

    I know Austin is a huge film scene without all the Hollywood throughfare. Does she think she can still party hard without getting papped as often? Or does she want to be first in line for all the “fun stuff” as it’s smuggled across the border? Hmm. . . inquiring minds. . .

    Any good theories?

  42. Kim says:

    She looks 45 years old! Her hard living has caught up to her and she really looks beat down. She looks older than her mother!

  43. Cabernet says:

    Huge Snapped fan too–I love watching at bedtime. My husband not so much, lol. Re: Lilo…what an idiot. Did anyone notice how she in that “hardcore” interview with Hollywood had to repeat (in a whisper)the correct, rehearsed response.. that she was “disappointed” not to be at her brother’s graduation…when they asked her? She didn’t even know he was graduating I bet you. Anyway, she needs to go to jail! I am in on the wager…won’t be long before she goes off…unless she gets all the prescription junk

  44. GatsbyGal says:

    Bitch couldn’t even wash her hair for court.

  45. guilty pleasures says:

    Umm, where was her mother on court day? Does this woman have NO ONE in her corner?

  46. original kate says:

    i have a feeling that lindsay starts lying the second she wakes up and it just goes from there.

  47. Ruffian9 says:


  48. llb says:

    @ gloaming @ 10:40…
    I know! I saw it too! That was priceless, wasn’t it? The uncle excuse attempt…lol
    I wager she gets caught fucking with the SCRAM…either removing it or fiddle-fucking around with the device.