Jake Gyllenhaal might like to party, flirt, dance and generally be adorable with what seemed to be a series of Russian hookers, but his heart still belongs to Isabel Lucas, his rumored girlfriend of about two months or so. I hadn’t heard anything about them for a while, so I had begun wondering if perhaps the Jake-Isabel thing was just a quick rebound. Not so, according to Mike Walker’s gossip column in the Enquirer. According to his sources, they are very much hot and heavy:
Jake Gyllenhaal finally stopped boo-hooing over his breakup with Reese Witherspoon after mega-gorgeous Aussie actress Isabel Lucas turned him every which way but loose during a wild night at Montreal’s GoGo Lounge – then climaxes her performance with a hot ‘n’ sweaty Down Under The Table tour!
Said my witness: “Talk about a close encounter of the hottest kind – Jake and Isabel were all over each other! And she was definitely the aggressor. Jake actually looked a little uneasy when Isabel did a mock lap dance – then suddenly shoved him off his chair and under their table, obviously wanting a little privacy while she worked her magic.”
Egged on by cheering patrons, Isabel kept things moving under the table until Jake – suddenly embarrassed at being the club’s hottest attraction – wriggled out of her clutches and sat down with her again.
Said the source: “They cooled for a bit, but you could see the heat rising. After a while, Jake helped Isabel to her feet and they left, looking like they needed a little more privacy than their table could provide.”
[From Mike Walker’s column, The National Enquirer, print edition]
At one point I thought “Jeez, Jake is such a tight-ass.” But then I thought about it, and I would probably be uncomfortable too if something similar happened. Honestly, I’ve made out (and other stuff) in dank bars, but that was when I was a kid. Jake and I are about the same age – and when you get to a certain age, doing that sh-t in bars or clubs is just gross and cheesy. Still, it wouldn’t hurt Jake to loosen up a little – he probably wasn’t expecting Isabel and The Club Hand-Job. He’s used to Reese and The Lights Out Before You Touch Me.
If I had Jake in a club you can bet I be doing the same thing as Isabel!!!
Oh W.O.W – They make a hot couple! She’s beautiful and he …. well, he is just… (suck up the drool) – gorgeous!
Uh oh. We’ve got another mouth breather! What is it with these starlets who think a perpetual open mouth is attractive?! And I think her behavior was completely inappropriate. It sounds like she’s trying just a little too hard to hang on to him.
I think I have a girl crush – wow, she is gorgeous!
Woah! I’m from Montreal and the GoGo Lounge is definitely not the kind o place to do this! It’s more of a lounge/bar so I understand how it could have been uncomfortable… Hopefully I can see him tonite, I’ll show him how Montreal girls have real fun!!
Why are you reposting this obviously made up National Enquirer BS?!?
Russian hookers??!! Really? What did they do to deserve such a title?
That Isabel girl almost f***ed him under the table in some public place, but it’s all fine and dandy since she is from Australia, right?
Isabel Lucas is kinda (OK, annoyingly!) pretty but Jake G, Adrian Grenier(?) – the Entourage dude, Shia La Beouf, Chris Hemsworth… isn’t it kind of sad that I can name 4 of an “actress”‘s boyfriends and precisely none of her movies?
SHOWMANCE with Reese Witherspoon turned Jake straight?
The boy is gay as a goose.
“And I think her behavior was completely inappropriate. It sounds like she’s trying just a little too hard to hang on to him.”
Yep. Or sounds like Jake wants to up his image now that he has Prince of Persia coming out.
I think he’s on the lookout for a new beard and I’m not sure if Lucas has got the memo yet — which is why he was uncomfortable at the aggressive flirting..
That Isabel chick look like Ali McGraw when she was younger and damn Jake looks good and I think he will only become hotter with age so I hope he doesn’t get botox or eye lid surgery or anything.
I can’t get over how gorgeous Isabel is. But he just looks goofy as hell. Not necessarily unattractive, but just, goofy.
Oh give me a f*cking break, Jake is as gay as balloons and no amount of publicist-leaked “stories” will make me believe otherwise. The powers that be want to make this obviously gay dude appear straight for his stupid movie, but they are laying it on WAY thick. I mean really, look at this dude, who on Earth would be naive enough to believe he actually likes p*ssy? LOL!! GTF-outta here with that crap! Besides, he’s ugly and I don’t know what woman would want to wake up to that Droopy Dog face staring at them (shudder!), he looks just like his painfully ugly sister. Blech.
She is stunningly beautiful…another Angelina Jolie, and believe me, I don’t think that anyone else comes close to Angelina!
Jake is hot too. Hope this pairing is true and lasts!
I honestly think Jake is more of a low-key modest type, not into the whole PDA thing. Jealous peeps need to stop with the gay rumors. He’s not and I’m gonna do him to just to prove my point.
There’s another story floating around about these two where HE was the one trying to get HER to dance at a recent dinner or lunch date but she was too coy and wasn’t having any of it. So now we are supposed to believe Isabel has overcome her shyness and turned into a raging exhibitionist?
Jake admitted in a recent interview that he did have dinner with her once but that was all.
actually i always kinda liked Jake. i dont think theres anything wrong with him, i dont think he needs to loosed up, goodness knows we dont need another russel brand on our hands!
I don’t think he’s gay at all. Don’t get that vibe. I think some people just can’t get over his role in Brokeback Mountain (“he did WHAT??! He MUST be gay! Scary!”). That, or some people react to a guy who isn’t manly the way they want men to be manly…those people issues. Anyway, even if he is, I don’t care, still like him and still would watch movies with him.
@ kia: i’ve never commented before, but “gay as balloons” just caused my keyboard to get a green tea bath! too funny 🙂
@Rachel why do people hate mouth breathers so much? I’ve read this being used as an insult on several websites. I’m not attacking you. I’m just curious as to why people find this so offensive. I’m a “mouth breather” because my nose is usual clogged up due to my chronic allergies. I refuse to get rid get of my beautiful 15 year old cat. I don’t care if I can never breath normally again or not, she’s worth it. Some of us mouth breathers actually have a serious medical condition.
I have a seriously dead ON Gaydar (maybe because half my family is gay who knows) and I get not one bleep from him. Now Sufjan Stevens and Tom Cruise…..we’re talking the closet gays of Chernobyl…and Sufjan being gay breaks my heart all over the place….=(
Love Jake and I too don’t buy the gay rumours, such rubbish and *if* he is, so what?
Isabel is just so pretty (although in these pics her hair is terrible). I think she is far, far prettier (and more natural) than the generic Megan Fox.
These 2 would make a very cute couple.
Jakey is sure promoting the heck out of Prince of Persia. He must have been paid some BIG bucks. I am not sure he has been in a film this “big’ before.
Seems wierd that Jake is sexing it up all of a sudden in various main centres around the world. I also saw his horn dog Berlin club “I want as much minge as I can get tonight!” film. I’m starting to belive the fake hetro a la Rock Hudson relationship thing might really be true. Maybe Daniel Craig needs to switch publicists to Jakes and save his newly gay rep?
Have any of you ever heard Isabel Lucas TALK? She is in NO WAY the brightest bulb on the Cristmas tree. shre is seriously dumb and seriously slightly weird. She is the type of girl who looks pretty till you hear her talk and then her appeal is gone, ruined, never to return.
the rumors are stemming from Ted C’s blind items but I think that TC is a sham artist and that only 1/2 of his stuff are even remotely true
Jake is seriously yummy!! Plus I think his sister is pretty too (no one could say she is ugly!!)- just different to that bimbo LA look that seems so popular. Isabel is very pretty – but I don’t think she is any actress. I have wondered about Jake before though – but it wouldn’t change anything for me!!
Stop all this gay rubbish. He is not gay. Your gaydars are getting it wrong.
This is not true. Isabel and I have mutual friends and she’s extremely shy. There is no way she did that.
Can anyone prove she was actually even in Canada?
She also never dated Shia LaBeouf
jake has a smugness to him that can only come from familial ancedents in the acting profession.
and while this may well prove a natural instinct for good acting, its often never really ‘great’ unless put thru the wringer a little.
Otherwise it leads to a kind of self-satisfied smug complacency which some well known acting/musical/sporting families etc can be prone toward.
There’s more to selling a film these day people than a cute smile. Coming out would kill his career. Staying in keeps everyone talking:-).