It’s weird how one little line of fuzz is the difference between “hot sexy rough fantasy with a delicious accent” and “ew, gross, 1970s budget porn star”. Such is Clive Owen’s fate. To be fair to him, this facial hair monstrosity is for a movie, The Killer Elite, which he is filming in Australia right now. The film also stars Jason Statham (yum) and Robert DeNiro (yum – yeah, I said it). Clive is playing “he will play the leader of a vigilante group fighting to protect the families of SAS agents…[Ed. Note: … with a porno mustache].” So Clive isn’t even the lead! Damn it. F-cking character work best supporting mustache bullsh-t.
And that’s about it. There’s no Clive Owen gossip kicking around. No scandals, no affairs, no hidden love children (thus far). He keeps his sh-t tight. The mustache is the only hint of scandal, and it’s only a scandal in my mind just because he’s so pretty and manly, and I hate that I feel nothing for him with pornstache. Would I still hit it? Would I ride that fug pornstache into the sunset? Eh. If the mustache was standing right in front of me, and I could hear It speak, and I could see Its beautiful green-hazel eyes, yes, I probably would ride the ‘stache. But I wouldn’t put my mouth on it.
F-ck, maybe I would. Damn it!
Clive Owen in Australia on June 15, 2010. Credit: Fame.
i think we might need to stage an intervention for your taste in men 😉
bradley witford’s new stache is the worst thing evah
Four words: Yes, worst thing ever.
I’d have to see him without the sunglasses to make a final decision, but so far, that’s the nastiest choice he could have made. I hate goatees, but I’d rather he’d have done that.
Oh, Clive. 🙁
Oh please, mustache or no mustache, I still definitely would. Besides, 70s porn is hot!
CTFU!
We are totally on the same page. My reaction was…is Clive filming a 70s porn biopic? Either that or he’s paying a pedofile. Either way, the ‘stache is undoubtedly nasty.
WHY????
First the BP oil spill disaster now this?? Clive, now is not the time to experiment with facial hair. We have enough crises to deal with…
nope. worst thing ever is brad’s billygoat beard.
Oh man, my image of him as the most scrumptious of ruggedly handsome men out there is forever overshadowed by that caterpillar on his upper lip. I WANT MY CLIVE BACK!!
Wow, it really is amazing how that little line of hair turns a hot freakin specimen of man into a cheesy-looking – hate to say it – loser!!!
I love you Clive! Please shave it off as soon as your done filming!!
It appears to be a terrible decision but until I see him on screen moving and talking I can’t write him off yet.
sunglasses make it worse.
For Heaven’s sake, please don’t keep it for the promotional events!
Cue the shag carpeting and leopard print Speedos.
Also cue the 70s porn panelling.
Is it the worst thing ever? OY, yes.
When I get done with the man, his mustache will be worn off 😉
nooooooooooo!
something crawled onto his face and died. Sorry Clive, but I can only hope its for a movie…
Don’t love it, but its *not* the worst thing ever. I still LOVE Clive, oh yes, yes I do.
Ayayay… did he just jump out of the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage video? 😀
looks even worse! yack! how in the world could he do that???
Looks like a 70s porn star.
A GAY one! ROFL!
i hate moustaches period. they so look like a third eyebrow. in a dumb place.
ew. glad this is/was just for a flick.
Gosh, I hate to say it, even with that ‘stache…he is the hottest man on the planet in my book. I know that may be a stretch for some of you…but when I see those yummy eyes, that tender smile and hear the edge in his voice, I think I might take a turn on the spin cycle and shout out his name!