Yesterday, I did this massive Lindsay Lohan post because there was so much dumb news about Lohan Drama. The waitress that allegedly punched Lindsay in the face ran to Radar and said: “that disturbed little train wreck is delusional!” and “I did not hit her… but I’d like to.” When Radar picked Lindsay’s crackface off the bar and asked her to respond to Jasmine the Waitress’s statement, Lindsay responded (via text or email): “Hahahahahahahahaha“. God, Lindsay sucks so hard, she really does. Her probation judge Marsha Revel thinks she sucks too. And Lindsay’s big hearing is tomorrow – TMZ put up an interesting little piece about whether Lindsay is going to end up going to jail:
Lindsay Lohan could go to jail Tuesday for violating her probation … but even though she’s positive Judge Marsha Revel hates her, she’s convinced she’s does nothing wrong and will not end up behind bars
Multiple sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ … as far as Lindsay’s concerned, any missteps she may have made in the past are completely cured. She’s now up to date on all her alcohol ed classes, so, she thinks, what’s the big deal?
What Lindsay does not understand is that Judge Revel could indeed throw her in the pokey for missing three alcohol ed classes as of her last court appearance. And the whole thing of not showing up in court because the dog/thief ate her passport could be a deal breaker as well.
The people close to her tell us … Lindsay has become so accustomed to good lawyers bailing her out of seemingly impossible situations, she simply expects the same thing to happen again.
As one source put it, “Shawn [her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley] will just fix this like everything else.” The source adds, “It’s no big deal to her, even though she totally believes Judge Revel hates her guts.”
But even if Lindsay gets thrown in the pokey, people close to her think she’d be fine. As one source put it, “She is one tough bitch. She can hold her own.”
I’d never really thought about it in terms of Lindsay being a “tough bitch” before, but they may have something. Lindsay is a user and abuser, reminiscent of a cockroach – someone like Amy Winehouse, someone like that. They know how to survive. If Lindsay went to jail, my new fear is that she would actually find a f-cked up way to survive that too, and come out with her addictions and her insanity intact. That being said, I still want the judge to send her to jail. And I agree with Lindsay, Marsha Revel hates her. As she should – Lindsay has no respect for the court system, so the court system has no respect for her.