Prince Harry & “evil goblin king” Ron Wood chill out at a polo match

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I’m sure this was a meeting of the minds. On Saturday, Prince Harry and Rolling Stone Ron Wood hung out together at a polo match. Ron Wood is probably best known in the gossip world these days for abruptly dumping his wife of 23 years (Jo) for a 19-year-old cocktail waitress. The waitress then dumped him, calling him an “evil goblin king” and Ron then took up with some other young girl, a Brazilian it seems. Prince Harry is best known to the gossip world for being ginger and sexy. The Daily Mail makes it sound like they had just come back from an orgy however:

One’s famous for being a hellraising rock ‘n’ roller, while the other’s known for being one of the more rebellious royals.

Despite coming from very different worlds, perhaps Prince Harry and Ronnie Wood had plenty to talk about thanks to their reputations for being naughty.

In between the Prince’s games at the Asprey World Class Polo match in Surrey yesterday, the two men crossed the generation gap to share a joke together.

The 25-year-old royal was playing polo to raise money for his charity Sentebale but lost his match to the Belstaff team. The Rolling Stone, 63, was strictly a guest, enjoying the matches and food on offer. Dressed in a bright coloured shirt and stripy jacket, the rocker kept close to his Brazilian polo coach girlfriend Ana Araujo, 30.

After mingling with the young royal, Wood headed for the fish stand in the dining area and kept his celebrity friends entertained by toying with one of the dead creatures on ice.

[From The Daily Mail]

The way Ron is looking at Harry, I think Ron’s thought process seems to be one of the following:

A) “Am I hallucinating?”
B) “He’s so pretty! KISS HIM.”
C) “I bet if I stand here for a few minutes, I can get his cast-offs!”
D) “To the orgy, Your Royal Highness?”

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I enjoy this one too, just because it seems like Prince Harry is on the run from the fashion police who want to confiscate whatever is in all of those lovely shopping bags.

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In my mind, this is exactly how Prince Harry looks right before he asks you if you’d like some cunnilingus before the Jacuzzi. I mean, that’s the face, right?

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And this is his face after you’ve said yes.

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Ah, Prince Harry. I love this kid so much. So hot. So brooding. He’s trying to remember where the post-polo orgy is being held.

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Photos courtesy of WENN, July 17, 210.

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  1. tess says:

    Kaiser, you’ve outdone yourself. Possibly your best EVAH.

    Doesn’t Ginge Prince look good in purple? He should wear it more often.

  2. Julie says:

    I’m liking Harry’s style more and more. What an interesting improvement over his boring, dithering big brother. Bet he jets off again to South Africa to see his Chelsy, a young woman with some self respect. Glad to see, also, that he will be getting back to his helicopter training. As a young pilot, he’s been away from flying too long.

  3. Green diamond says:

    I’d go with B and D. lol. Evil Goblin King is a good word for describing that old and pervy creep.

  4. Granger says:

    Thank you, Kaiser, for starting my day off with a good belly laugh. Hysterical!

  5. LindyLou says:

    OMG I love him! Keep the hot prince pics and stories coming please!

  6. poopie says:

    HE’S BEAUTIFUL (harry, not ron) and def NOT the son of Charles but that other dude Diana ‘allegedly’ did the nasty with.

    i LOVE the stones, but this pic of Ron made my pupils explode !!!!

  7. Alexa says:

    I’ve never looked at a pic of Ron Wood up close & personal before. I’m curious about his facial folds – mainly around the smile lines – sorta look like dimples. I don’t think I’ve seen those before on any older men EXCEPT some of the other Rolling Stones members. Does anyone know if that’s a facial feature specific to the English? I am genuinely curious. I just watched an interview with Mick Jagger on one of those very sober Sunday Morning talk/news shoes, and I was intrigued by the unique wrinkles on Mick’s face. It’s almost like a Sharpe dog kinda thing.

  8. Sumodo1 says:

    OY! Knockers up, girls. Prince Harry is wanting the old in and out!

  9. Linda says:

    Actually, Ron looks pretty good for a sot!

  10. Jillian says:

    Am I the only Potter fan who’s creeped out by that fact that this time, Harry is ginger and Ron is not?

    I love Prince Harry but he shouldn’t hang out with Ron Wood anymore, unless they switch names.

  11. Jeri says:

    Surely they wouldn’t start without Harry!

  12. jadenite says:

    This particular craggy-face look seems to be the result of decades of heavy partying – ‘coke-face’. If you survive this is what it looks like…

  13. Hautie says:

    OMG those captions for those pictures are perfect.

    And poor John Stamos will now be forever remember for the unique hot tub offers, he throws out to the ladies.

  14. Jen says:

    I remember the days when William was the hot one. That sure has changed. Harry’s a cutie.

  15. Emily says:

    LMAO @Kaiser and Jillian!

    I think he looks better from a side view, there’s something weird about him from the front. Although I LOVE it when gingers wear purple. Or green. If I was a ginger I’d wear those two colours all the freaking time.

  16. Kali says:

    This post made me LOL. I don’t have a thing for Prince Harry but he is cute. I feel a little too old to be looking at a 23 year old boy!

  17. Dani says:

    Geez, he wears clothes so well. That purple on him is perfection.