Amy Winehouse’s ballerina slippers return, so she’s probably pretty wasted


Some of our finest celebrity wrecks generally have a “tell,” as we would say in poker. A “tell” to inform of us of just how f-cked up they are. Britney Spears’ “tell” is the state of her mangy, budget weave, and her glassy eyes. Lindsay Lohan’s “tell” is her puffy lips and whether or not she has cocaine littered about on her shoes. Amy Winehouse’s tell is two-fold: first, the immediate check to see if she’s wearing her dingy, horrible, crackhead ballerina slippers out in public. Second tell: Is she pushing her ass out? That’s tricky though, because when Winehouse got her horrible implants, she’s been looking off-kilter, drunk or sober. Sometimes the ass-out doesn’t necessarily mean she’s wasted, but take it with the slippers, and yes, this bitch is drunk as hell.

Now, Amy has been making “a huge effort” to be sober ever since she got with her new boyfriend, Regg Traviss. She’s been going out in public at night looking relatively lucid (although not completely sober). But then these photos came in – this is Amy last night, backstage as Nas and Damian Marley performed in London. This is the drunkest she’s looked in a month. Ballerina slippers? Check. Ass out? Check. Seemingly numb breasts, or a total disregard whether she’s half-dressed? Check. Sucking her thumb like it was a bottle of Stoli with a nipple? Check. Verdict: Drunk as a skunk.




Amy on July 20, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. denise says:

    She has that permanent look as if she’ needs a good scrubbing.
    I bet after she’s been out all day in those slippers, and they’re all dirty and filled with vomit bits. At the end of that drug fueled day, she still puts her feet on the bed with those damn things on. Gross.

  2. viper says:

    Sucking her thumb… nasty

  3. Maritza says:

    Oh yeah, you know she is not doing good when she is out with her ballerina slippers and sucking her thumb. Pushing her ass out! What ass?

  4. Kitty2000 says:

    You forgot with Lohan – finger in mouth in pseudo-sex kitten drunkenness.

  5. susanne says:

    I don’t know what you’re talking about with the slippers- she looks totally sober!!!

  6. Shay says:

    To me she will always be dingy. I read an article about her written by a journalist who was invited, at the time, to spend a few days with Winehouse in the Bahamas and she basically said that Winehouse’s mental state wasn’t normal.
    I don’t think, after her intense relationship with drugs, her faculties operate normally.

  7. Kitten says:

    Those ballet slippers deserve to burn in a special kind of fashion hell.

  8. Tia C says:

    Oh, boy. The ballet slippers look like new ones to me (they are clean), but she looks tore up there! Bless her heart, she is a mess!

  9. MissyA says:

    Amy NOO!!

    Maybe it’s because absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I have a soft spot for my Wino. Stop doing this to yourself baby girl!

  10. Novaraen says:

    Yeah…she’s hitting the bottle for sure.

    It’s probably her replacement for all those drugs she was doing.

    Sad….girl, get your act together!

  11. Ricci says:

    She looks dingy BUT she looks way better then she used to. More healthier.

  12. womanfromthenorth says:

    Odd you cut them down then try to sell some to us right over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


  13. Jeri says:

    Oh Amy…Amy…Amy…

  14. LindyLou says:

    I didn’t see the new boyfriend in any of those pics – maybe he dumped her and that’s why she’s loaded?? And sliding her sleeve down to show her Blllaaaakkke titty tattoo could be her subtle way of calling Blaaakke back home…ha!

  15. Confuzzle says:

    She looks like she smells of toe cheese.

  16. My2Cents says:

    She is not looking very happy is she? Aww I just want to bundle her up and look after her. Give her a good wash and clean her up. Inside and out.

  17. Mouse says:

    You can buy those shoes in vending machines outside of clubs in the UK. The “thoughtful” dude who came up with the idea said he was tired of having to carry his gf home when her high heels hurt her feet. Oh well, smart thinking for a quick cash idea.

  18. Mouse says:

    @Novaraen-alcohol IS a drug. And an addictive one. But I know what you mean.

  19. matysia says:

    dear God, drungs changed her so badly..

  20. Brooklyn says:

    @Tia C: I was just about to say the same thing! At least they’re clean!! Well… for now… dun dun duuuun.

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    Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”