Dina Lohan whines that Lindsay “is treated like a common criminal”


Delusion McMother-of-all-Crackheads speaks! No, that doesn’t quite have the poetry I wanted. Mother Crackhead? That sounds better. Mother Crackhead (aka Dina Lohan) has given an exclusive interview to Radar, and her delusions seriously know no bounds. Dina bitches and whines about her darling CHILD crackhead “doesn’t even have a pillow to sleep on… I talk to her through glass. There’s a phone and we put her on speaker but I can’t even hug my daughter. She’s treated like a common criminal.” While I NEVER! Imagine me, clutching my pearls at the sheer HORROR of a 24-year-old entitled bitch going without a pillow for two whole weeks… all for being a drunken, coked out mess who stole a car and kidnapped three people on a terrifying crackhead journey of destruction AND pissing away the next three years of probation and a gentle slap on the wrists by plummeting even further into a downward spiral of entitled narcissism and cracked-out shenanigans. Hmpf! NO PILLOW!!!!

Lindsay Lohan is NOT getting special treatment in jail and her life behind bars has been anything but comfortable, her mom Dina told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview on Thursday.

Lindsay, 24, doesn’t even have a pillow and talks to her mother and other visitors through a glass partition using a telephone, Dina revealed. Some reports have claimed Lindsay has a cell phone but Dina says that’s far from the truth.

“She doesn’t have cell phone privileges, that’s absurd. She doesn’t even have a pillow to sleep on,” Dina told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “I talk to her through glass. There’s a phone and we put her on speaker but I can’t even hug my daughter. She’s treated like a common criminal.”

But the Mean Girls star has been treated well while locked up, according to her mom.

“I have to say that the people inside have been pretty cool to her…the guards and the inmates.” Dina told RadarOnline.com

Lindsay has been at the Lynwood Correctional Center for nine days and is expected to be released any day. She will head straight to an inpatient rehab facility, most likely in Los Angeles. Her mom is greatly relieved.

“We’re all so happy that this is finally coming to a close,” Dina told RadarOnline.com. “When this first happened, we were all hysterical messes. But I’m so proud of Lindsay, she’s been so strong and positive, even under what I consider to be a extremely harsh punishment.”

Dina and Lindsay’s younger sister Ali were on their way to visit the actress on Thursday afternoon.

[From Radar]

And this is why I don’t think Lindsay will ever get better. Because nothing is EVER Lindsay’s fault, so how could anything EVER be Mother Crackhead’s fault? Instead, Lindsay gets praised and the glowing pride of Mother Crackhead, all for spending the “extremely harsh punishment” of two little weeks in a jail cell and being forced to create asinine crack drama to amuse herself – stuff like wailing and crying and begging for special treatment.

As for how Lindsay is really doing in jail, we have no idea, honestly. Dina makes it sound just terrible, like she’s going to call up her good friend Geneva Convention and get them to investigate why there are no Fudgie the Whale cakes on demand. Meanwhile, Lindsay’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley seems to want to dial down the crack drama. Holley has given a series of quotes to People Mag and other sources basically saying that Lindsay is just fine. In her most recent statement, Holley said Lindsay is “looking forward to her release… It’s a light at the end of the tunnel.




Dina Lohan, seen exiting the jail on July 26, 2010. Also, Dina on March 19, 2010. Credit: WENN and Fame. Lindsay at the courthouse on July 20, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. Elj says:

    With all their money, why the hell can’t this woman do something about her hair?! She clearly wants hair just like her daughter’s… yet has failed miserably.

    Mind you, as deluded as she is, she probably thinks she does in fact look just like Lindsay.


  2. bellaluna says:

    Well, she IS a common criminal! No wait, I take that back: if she was a common criminal, she’d have been in jail a long time ago. White Oprah’s drug of choice must delusion. She is truly a vapour-head if she actually believes what she’s saying.

    In that pic of LL in court, her expression is priceless! And I do agree, Kaiser; LL will not get better due to her enablers. I mean family!

  3. Toto says:

    Oh my god, she seriously needs to be in an asylum. If I’d pulled half of the crap that Lindsay does my Dad would’ve disowned me by now!! Dina makes me sick, she’s a pathetic, enabling, sorry excuse for a mother.

  4. K says:

    I agree with Mother Crackhead. Lindsay is no common criminal. She was given special treatment time and again and pissed each chance away! If she wasn’t a celebrity, her ass would’ve been sitting in a jail cell after her crack shenanigans.

    The kidnapping one, to clarify.

  5. Snarf says:

    Dina really needs a reality check, non?

  6. bite me says:

    “extremely harsh punishment”, is this thing for real, your fucking child could have killed someone, you twit.

  7. Westcoaster says:

    Maybe Dina and Micheal Lohan should be the ones in jail! Talk about two sad and pathetic excuses for parents

  8. gillie says:

    lindsay IS a common criminal! just one with a lot of name recognition.

  9. grumbles says:

    with emphasis on “common”

  10. Ann says:

    she is a common criminal.

  11. Syko says:

    This foolish enabling bitch. I agree that most of what’s wrong with Lindsay can be blamed on the parents…but you have to think that possibly Lindsay, being the grown-up child she is, would begin to overcome their influence somewhat by now and start acting like an adult. Many people have worse parents than Lindsay did, and yet they suffer through it and put their lives together once they reach adulthood, and overcome it. If all she can complain about is no pillow and not being able to hug Dina Lohan, then the stint in jail was not nearly harsh enough and should be extended.

    Personally I don’t think it sounds that bad. Two weeks in my room, no phone calls, someone cooks my meals, I don’t have to work, lie around all day reading – it’s a poor man’s Club Med!

  12. sasha says:

    Why is Dina’s nose half the length it should be?

    I keep imagining the surgeon poised for a slight nose-bob and accidentally having his elbow jolted. Ooopsie!

  13. Eileen says:

    This woman will spew any delusional crap out of her dumb mouth just to hear her own voice. This whole family is batsh!t crazy.

  14. Roma says:

    Quick question: name Dakota Fanning’s parents. Anyone? Oh that’s right, they focus on parenting and not getting publicity for themselves.

  15. goldylocks says:

    This is why she should have been put with every else…she is in her own cell which just shows this dork that she IS different then everyone else.
    Her mother reminds me of nicole kidman in that movie to die for..and she only hears what she wants. Disgusting. At least I think the public sees the lohans for who they are and they won’t be interested in these twits anymore!

  16. sasha says:

    Mr and Mrs Fanning!

    Right, what do I win?

  17. Ycnan says:

    LL did not have a chance with parents like that. Agree with one commenter, they should be the ones in jail. But life doesn’t work like that. Seems she is not strong enough to overcome her childhood.

  18. Kitten says:

    She’s just never going to get it, is she?

  19. Livia says:

    Well, maybe she can cheer her daughter up by smuggling some crack into the jail, inside a nice big Carvel cake…


  20. Green Is Good says:

    My sympathy for Shawn Chapman Holley is absolute. Having a spoiled c*nt like Blohan for a client AND her f*cked up coke hag mother to deal with? Egad.

  21. Green Is Good says:

    July 30th, 2010 at 8:27 am

    Quick question: name Dakota Fanning’s parents. Anyone? Oh that’s right, they focus on parenting and not getting publicity for themselves.


    You make an excellent point.

    Name Daniel Radcliffe’s parents names. Or Emma Watson’s. Yep. These are parents who actually care about their children, and don’t exploit them for money and publicity.

  22. Strawberry says:

    Can you imagine the kinds of things Dina is saying to her in jail? “Oh honey, everyone’s behind you 100%, it’s such a TERRIBLE INJUSTICE, what they did to you, that MEAN OLD B**** OF A JUDGE, etc etc blah blah”

    The lies, the media-baiting, the tabloid “exclusives”. She (Crackhead Jr.) needs to ‘cut the cord’ with these people, stat.

  23. badrockandroll says:

    I can’t wait for Lindsay to get out of jail – let the games begin again! Two weeks in jail and 90 days in rehab won’t change the spots on that girl & she and her looney-tunes mom keep topping even my sordid imagination with their antics. Like why the ninja pose with the toothbrush in a weapon of death grip? Everything is such high drama for these folk, even oral hygiene.

  24. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Does anyone know where she’s going to rehab yet? I hope it’s a county/state run facility where they will let Lindsay & her enablers know that she is both common & a criminal.

  25. canadianchick says:

    I remember Drew Barrymore talking about how institutionalization helped her stop acting out with drugs during her Interview with Inside the Actor’s Studio. Too bad LL’s mom and others keep LL from experiencing the bottom she needs to get well.

  26. Lem says:

    is bored with LL shenanigans. Can’t wait to see the utter destructive chaos the Ali unleashes on the world

  27. lucy2 says:

    Agree that she IS a common criminal, and I wish they’d just thrown her into the general population and let her be treated like anyone else.
    Also agree that none of this will have any effect on her at all, she’s going to go right back to what she was doing before. At this point, sadly I think it’s going to take a major OD, major accident, or even death to get these people to wake up and accept reality.

  28. Sydney says:

    Isn’t it a shame that some states make you get a license to get a dog but just let any trailer trash have a child?

    Dina will not be happy till she has squeeezed every last dime out her daughter. I see where she’s already pimping out the other one..Ali. So very sad. She’s so totally clueless. Truth is I’m not sure she really cares.

  29. CB Rawks says:

    Sorry, all. I hate Dina.

  30. bizzy says:

    i like how dina manages to simultaneously convey that lindsay is a) loved by all because of her beauty, talent, and spiritual fineness, and b) the victim of constant cruelty because of her beauty, talent, and spiritual fineness.

    also, that first picture of lindsay? makes me wanna slap that expression off her face. so i guess, put me down for b).

  31. Feebee says:

    I wish someone would lock Dina Lohan up. She’s off the wall crazy. Firstly, her daughter IS essentially a common criminal, she’s an illegal drug user with multiple DUI incidents to her name not to mention a small case of kidnapping, or was it carjacking? A serious and terrifying crime for the victims. Yet this common criminal gets special treatment (got to keep her hair extensions, her section of the jail locks down when she gets visitors, if reports are to be believed).

    Dina should be charged with child endangerment to help her remaining kids. Hoping Lindsay’s not a lost cause but Dina keeps helping her become one.

  32. xxodettexx says:

    i agree with everyone that says that she is NOT a common criminal bc a common everyday criminal would have had it much worse the first time around, than this circus freakshow the lohans have put on

    BOO-frakking-HOO she has no pillow! give me a GD break!

    i cant help but compare her to my brother who did six whole months in florida for driving under the influence and hitting a freaking wooden fence… no dui classes, no second chances, no three years worth of worthless probation, no he did his time [GENERAL POPULATION] and in Florida you have to serve at least 80% of your sentence

    GD pathetic, narcissistic, classless pieces of shit, the lohans are! [yes, very yoday like, cant help it!]

  33. lola lola says:

    Too bad there is no jail for dillusional enablers they’d have locked up miss Dina and tossed away the key.

  34. ViktoryGin says:

    Lindsay could be dead and she would continue lamenting ad nauseum, and at no point would it occur to her that maybe, just maybe, some of the blame is hers. Stupid fool.

  35. TaylorB says:

    Is DiLo wearing a Kabbalah bracelet?

  36. original kate says:

    dina may actually be the worst mother in hollywood. she needs to STFU and concentrate on keeping her other kids out of jail.

  37. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Dina is just glad that it’ll all be over soon IMO as;

    “stupid jail & pointless rehab…at least I’ll get my cokehead money machine daughter back to pimp out and take drugs with…my… sorry her paycheck will be back!!!”

  38. Obvious says:

    …i bet she would have overcome her parents if they hadn’t in turn surrounded her with people to help enable her when they weren’t around.
    it really is tragic. i say Free Lindsay-from her parents.

    ps, on michael lohan getting her prescriptions and doctor’s names-is that legal? she is an adult and doen’t speak to him except in the media, so how would he have gotten that information? HIPPA laws would prevent the doctor’s pharmacists from giving out that information.

  39. Jean says:

    The “Geneva Convention”, is not really a convention in the literal sense. So “they” couldn’t investigate anything. 😉

  40. Pat says:

    These people are trash. It’s lucky for everyone the common criminal didn’t kill anyone during any of her driving adventures. One day some above-the-law celebrity or in this case fake-celebrity is going to kill someone and everything will clamp down. It’s insane that it always takes a tragedy for the right prevention to kick in

  41. pookie says:

    @Pat: Would you be referring to OJ Simpson, Robert Blake, Fatty Arbuckle, Snoop Dogg, Phil Spector….?

  42. serena says:

    Oh this family pisses me off to no end. I agree, Lindsay will never get any better than this, she didn’t understand her idiotic-crackheads mistakes.
    COMMON CRIMINAL? who the hell do she think she is, gandhi?
    However she is not treated like one, but still not like a great movie star (?), so please don’t complain. COMMON people does not have all of her privileges.
    Fuck this family.

  43. Pat says:

    Kill someone via DUI, thus the “driving” reference, sweetheart

  44. fugly says:

    the more this story unfolds, the more i realize that blohan’s ship was sunk when she was conceived. with her misogynist father’s drama (taking the nude pics of latest gf!), granny hands here talking her usual delusional nonsense, i am starting to feel a teeny, tiny bit of….nope. scratch that.
    they all need therapy. very badly. very, very, badly, before someone gets hurt.

  45. Van says:

    @pookie, why you always trying to prove you’re smart & clever when your comments are lame and snotty. No one said anything about wife/gf murderers, you did. And after Nicole Simpson was murdered, awareness & stronger action against domestic abuse increased. That gruesome crime put domestic abuse on the map. It does take a tragedy for things to change

  46. irena NL says:

    Yes, Dina….you are both commoners. I know that’s hard for a narcissist to accept but it’s what the rest of us “commoners” have always known. LOL

  47. pookie says:

    @Van – yes, it’s a different type of murder, but a murder nonetheless. And they largely go unpunished either by lack of charges or an acquittal. I think it’s fair to say that celebrities live on a different plane than us common folk when it comes to breaking the law, and SADLY, some drunk celebutante nailing someone with her car won’t change it.

    And by the way, my comments are not always lame and snotty, and I certainly do not take personal shots at other posters. You are welcome not to read my posts if they upset you that much.

  48. ghostbuster says:

    ‘mean girls star’?! seriously. thats the last movie she did that got her any hype? why is she in the news? well, her escapades are interesting and funny. i didnt realize that her jail sentence included the whole carjacking/kidnapping thing. i thought that was to be a whole different issue. so could someone clear that up for me please. i thought this jail sentence was for a dui and not following probation. thanks.

  49. Obvious says:

    @ghostbuster it is. The carjacking and kidnapping i believe were in the same night, but were plead out and she is dealing with that in civil court not criminal. especially since according to reports our wonder CA police didn’t realize she had crack, spilled it and threw it away before realizing it and taking back out of the trash…..

  50. ak47 says:

    Dina, your daughter IS a common criminal and then some!

    Lindsay is not special.

    She is not better than other people even if she suffers from the delusion that she is above and beyond all other humans.

    You and Michael Lohan are to blame for your own parts in setting up this mess. You two should be sterilized!

  51. argirl says:

    SHE IS A F#$%ING COMMON CRIMINAL!!!! The entitlement is astounding.

  52. Liana says:

    common as dirt and her mother is a delusional hose beast.

  53. Ruffian9 says:

    Kitten:July 30th, 2010 at 8:42 am


  54. Mary Okorn-Jimenez says:

    Uh, she IS a common criminal. That’s the point. Duh.

  55. piedlourde says:

    Sanity… gone.

  56. Patrice says:

    Excuse me, but Lindsay IS a common (CONVICTED) criminal!! So, basically what orange O is saying is that HER DAUGHTER should be allowed to drink and drive, run people over in her car while drinking and driving, AND violate her probation all without consequence? Uh, ok. All makes sense now, she’s just being a good mom. Lo-freaking L.

  57. yo guys i can’t wait for the expendables to come out! Its going to be awesome!