So I guess we have to cover this dumb story. Snooki, of Jersey Shore “fame”, was arrested on Friday in New Jersey. The charge seemed to be some variation on drunk and disorderly – Snooki was “drinking in public… J-WOWW was spotted trying to talk Snooki into going back into the house. But Snooki was out of control and seemed drunk,” according to Radar’s sources. For those keeping track, she was drinking Patron, and she was officially charged with disorderly conduct.
The chief of police told Radar at the time of the arrest: “She is in our lockup right now, she is under arrest for disorderly conduct, we are waiting for the police report to come through.” She didn’t have to take a blood alcohol test, though, because she wasn’t driving. Small mercies, although I give her credit for that: so many dumb, drunk a–holes get behind a wheel, so I guess Snooki is better than them. She was released later on Friday, hopefully after she sobered up a little. One source mentioned to Radar, “If no one is with her, Snooki can keep drinking until she passes out.” And her ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella told Radar: “I think she needed this to draw attention to herself and keep up her fame level. She has more competition with the new girl. This is typical, I’m not surprised that she got arrested.”
I have to admit, I think disorderly conduct is a bullsh-t charge. Lots of college towns have cops that hand out disorderly conduct charges just to be a–holes, to get college kids to pay fines and bring in revenue for the town. Now, I have no doubt Snooki was actually disorderly, and perhaps even a threat to herself and others. But come on, it’s not like this is some huge deal, in my opinion. The chick was sh-tfaced in public, whatever. I can’t believe it, but I actually have some sympathy for her. Oh, wait, she’s an idiot. Sympathy over.
Here are some photos of police hauling Snooki’s drunk ass into jail (from behind):
What is that outfit she is wearing. I looks terrible. I agree that disorderly conduct is one of the stupidest laws there are.
If someone isn’t with her, she’ll drink until she passes out? What if someone IS with her? She drinks until she ends up having sloppy drunk sex with the person with her? This is sad. The woman has an alcohol problem. She needs Dr. Drew. Start hammering out that Celebrity Rehab contract, Snooki’s PR people! Keep her relevant for a little longer.
i cannot really figure out the shape of her body. Shes.. Oblong?
Gnome.
she should get arrested for what she’s wearing!
Oh the poor little orange thing. Everyone knows Oompah-Loompahs can’t hold their liquor.
She’s famous and she’s gettin paid like 10g’s an episode to be this way. Only in America.
And the ironic part about all of this is the braud ain’t even fuckin italian! Ridiculous.
For what I have read of her, she is a mess in every single way. I havent watch the Jersey Shore and I still dont get the big deal about it..
why is this news? isn’t that (and bar fights) what she and the majority of reality show “starts” famous for?
Oompah-Loompah, doompa dee-doo….
Hellen! OMG
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Captaine:
August 1st, 2010 at 12:34 pm She’s famous and she’s gettin paid like 10g’s an episode to be this way. Only in America.
And the ironic part about all of this is the braud ain’t even fuckin italian! Ridiculous.
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That’s one of the things that get’s me about her. I don’t watch the show at all but I’ve seen clips of her bad mouthing people about “not being Italian” when she isn’t Italian. Also the tanning. Don’t get me wrong I know darker skinned people who get tans to hide blemishes and get an even skin tone. I’ve never done it purposely but I’ve gotten compliments after getting a natural tan while doing yard work. I think she does it because that’s what she thinks Italians in Jersey do. She does it because her other lighter friends do it not because she thinks it makes her skin look better.
Did they also site her for Crimes Against Humanity (including using “fashion” as a weapon) for that outfit and the size of that belt? I mean, skirt.
I had never seen the show until I watched the first episode of season 2 yesterday and I am ashamed to admit that I enjoyed it…
Snooki is an oddly appealing little muppet and did make me laugh so I’m alright with her being famous.
She’s a character out of a movie come to life.
This behaviour is her job.
I’m not congratulating anyone for not drinking and driving. You’re not supposed to.
PR stunt. WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
i was in SS when she was arrested….lets just say that the show might be dumb, but the public is even dumber. the people waiting outside the police station and swarming the shore house…ridiculous.
Jersey shore has ruined Seaside for me. I’ll stay on the nice and quiet SS Park end thankyouverymuch
She has gained some weight hasn’t she?!? She wasn’t skinny before, but she is a lot heavier. I have tried to force myself to watch this show,but I just can’t get into it. I keep thinking to myself “this is the most stupid show ever” and I then turn the channel.
Crimes Against My Eyeballs is more like it. Seriously, what COLOR is her skin?!?! It looks painful.
I grew up loving MTV, back when it first started and actually had music videos. Now it just airs footage of morons getting drunk. Sad.
You know, I think she has a pretty face, she’s not an ugly girl and she’s not that fat…but being the height she is and she does have meat on her bones, it only makes her look heavier with the things she wears. She should wear some different clothes and stop the dark tans, and I think she’d look better. Too much eye make up as well. Her hair looks better without that big poof on the top. I’m that tiny too and I can’t just wear what tall girls wear, it won’t look right and I stay away from the skank clothes too,lol…and ya, too much alcohol is definitely bad for short people like us and if she’s in that sun and heat, it probably made it worse. However, I do agree with the arresting was dumb, she wasn’t driving a car and harming people (like Lohan). But this girl most likely needs rehab.
Anything to keep up the ratings. She must know her 15 minutes is almost up.
I want to walk up to her with a baby wipe and wash off all that makeup- ALL you see when you look at her is the fake sh*t she smears all over herself. Without it, I think she would look really cute.
Agree 100 per cent with you Lucy2 hard to believe but there was a time in the 80s and early 90s when MTV actually mattered and then for reasons not quite known it went to hell. Thing is most young people don’t even watch it enough to generate ratings so I’m guessing Viacom must use it as a cash cow; it’s not on because of it’s music relevance; it has none. Someone help me on this.
she really grosses me out. the sick thing is she’s making more money than a teacher.
I’d like to point out that Snooki was born in Chile and adopted by Italian Americans. Her skin is naturally dark. So for the people telling her to stop tanning… I don’t really think it’ll make that much of a difference.
Having said that, keep doing what you do best Snooki!
@ Jover:
I think part of MTV’s finances also consists of the ridiculous movies they put out. That combined with the sheer number of times they air repeats of their “reality shows” seems to be pretty much what they do. MTV didn’t even air commercials when it first started, remember?
I can’t stand that the fresh, rebellious channel of my childhood/teen years has turned into something so unrecognisable to me! It’s awful now.
@ Original Kate, I know, eh. It’s just so wrong.
I feel bad for whoever is cleaning her bed sheets.
Does she go to the auto shop and have them spray her in 2 pack before she goes out? How else do you manage to go that colour?
She’s a fat, orange, stupid midget.
Of course there’s the camerawoman in photo 3 capturing every lurid little detail for the brain cell killing train wreck that MTV show is…
Oh dear. Didn’t she once say she was laying of the drinks to try and lose weight? Instead of 10 margaritas in one sitting she would have 2? 10??! Maybe she thought straight Patron would have less calories, but didn’t factor in the increased percentage of alcohol.
She’s got a problem, no doubt about it.
Drunken famewhore she is. But of all the drunken famewhores of JS, I dislike her the least. Dammit sometimes she can even be funny. And I agree, the fact that she was not driving is slightly impressive.
Snookie got snookered!
k so just for you idiots saying she should get arrested for what shes wearing it idiotic, just because you cant dont make her get introuble for it,
ITS CLOTHES shes wearing them, what you would rather have her naked then have somthing on her?
I think snooki is cute, but she has no talent, she’s a loser drunk and her body looks used up and raggy. In 5 yrs she will be a forgoten overweight babies mother of the other loser situation